A Hat in Time Renaissance Season 3

StoryBook 6:Rumbi Interviews

Hat Kid's ship,Hat Kid's room wich is currently being used as a workshop as Hat Kid builds her newest invention inside a cover that was hiding both her and her new invention

Rumbi was with her and he was ready excited for some reason,

"Rumbi:are you done yet! are you done yet!"

Rumbi backflips in excitement

Mustache Girl enters Hat Kid's bedroom.

"Mustache Girl:hey Harriet hows it going, Rumbi!"

Rumbi jumps on Mustache Girl's arms"

"Rumbi:Mu!"

"Mustache Girl:Hat Kid what is it that he is so excited today!?"

"Hat Kid:hang on... just... give … me … 2... seconds...and... there it is done after 6 months of failed prototypes it's finally done." Hat Kid looked very tired

"Rumbi:yay!"

Hat Kid reveals what was inside the cover, it was a robot body, it had the appearence of an interviewer

"Rumbi:yes after 6 months it's finally here!"

Rumbi jumps on the top and his head fints in and now he was controlling the body.

"Hat Kid:so how does it feel to have a body"

"Rumbi:it's amazing! now i can do my true passion"

Rumbi transforms his hands into a microphone.

"Rumbi:Being an podcast interviewer!" Rumbi jumps is the air with excitement.

"Mustache Girl:wow he seem to have adapted quickly to his new body, but why the microphone though?"

"Hat Kid:oh he insisted for me to put it on because of his interview show mainly because it was the reason he wanted this body in the first place."

"Rumbi:well time to go to earth"

Rumbi walks to the living room and sits in one of the three chairs.

"Rumbi:hey Compu buddy are you here!"

"Compu's computery face shows up from the ceiling.

"Compu:hey Rumbi is that your new body"

"Rumbi:yeah did you like it?"

"Compu:you can totally hit robot ladies with this bod now" Compu blushes.

"Rumbi:thanks, today im starting my podcast so do you wanna be interviewed?"

"Compu:oh of course ask me anything"

"Rumbi:recording systems activated, Hello my friends from Earth this is Rumbi's podcast interviews and today we have Compu, so Compu tell me what it's like to be Hat Kid's ship"

"Compu:to be honest i don't really know, i mean it's fun being in controll of everything but at the same time i wish i could be my own robot like you, i could go on adventures, make more friends, or find my soulmate"

Rumbi plays a sound of a crowd saying aww through his speakers.

"Rumbi:and this was our first interview, now im going to earth to find more people, until them stay tuned!"

Rumbi activates the flying chair to go into a random place as he was no longer in the ship.

"Compu:wait Rumbi i love you!"

Mustache Girl who was nearby heard everything and replied to Compu

"Mustache Girl:don't worry Compu one day you'll have enough courage to confess, even if it takes eternity."

The Owl Express.

"Compu:and now where in the owl express with where im interviewing The Conductor"

Rumbi plays a crowd clapping sound throught his speakers

"The Conductor:hey aren't you Hat Lassie's cleaning robot?"

"Rumbi:yes and now onto the real questions"

"The Conductor:go on ask me anything"

"Rumbi:acsessing question database FOUND, só Conductor your the current owner of the Owl Express right but who was owner before you"

"The Conductor:oh thats simple, the previous owners where my parents and before them where my grandparents, my grandparents parents and so on althought i can't remember seeing my grandparents but owning this train is a tradition and my parents didn't have any choice and so didnt i"

Conductors voice sounded down a little

"Rumbi:ok but do you like this train"

"The Conductor:absolutely, i have to because with out a Conductor, those express peck necks would have no one to take them to their jobs, those peck necks need me"

"Rumbi:yeah i know you want to help owls to get to their jobs but NO SWEARING"

When Rumbi said "NO SWEARING" his voice used a scary low pitched filter as his eyes turned red

"The Conductor:fine"

Rumbi's eyes tuned back to their normall color.

"Rumbi:alright now Conductor even though your that your this trains conductor, you seem to have a bunch of hobbies like being a movie director, tell me how does it feel"

"The Conductor:well even though movie making is one of the best things in life i do, im also a western fan, a pilot, a scoutgroup leader, and more and in fact tomorrow i will filme me next movie today and it will be the first time i cast Cowboy Kid"

Cowboy Kid goes outside to see the conductor at the back of the train.

"Cowboy Kid:Conductor it's good to see you are you ready to film."

"The Conductor:only if your ready"

Both Conductor and Cowboy Kid enter the train to record the movie.

"Rumbi:well i guess thats it with this interview with The Conductor now onto the next one."

Back to the ship Rumbi was sitting at Hat Kid's desk, he had a checklist

"Rumbi:ok so i already interviewed Compu and The Conductor so who's next oh i need to interview with JJ Grooves

DJ Grooves house The Moon, Rumbi knocks the door and DJ Grooves answers

"DJ Grooves:oh hi there Darling your Hat Kid's robot cleaner."

"Rumbi:hi there DJ Grooves im here to see JJ for an interview"

DJ Grooves expression changes to dissapointment

"DJ Grooves:oh fine JJ an interviewer is here to see you!"

JJ Grooves answers upstairs

"JJ Grooves:ok let me get my dress"

JJ Grooves goes downstairs and to Rumbi.

"JJ Grooves:alright i heard you want an interview thats awesome really awesome, só where are the cameras?"

"Rumbi:actually this is a radio interview."

"JJ Grooves:oh, then im not participatin."

JJ Grooves goes back inside and upstair.

"DJ Grooves:don't worry you can interview me if you want"

"Rumbi:sorry but im too late for the next interview bye"

Rumbi walks away.

"DJ Grooves:ok?"

Later Rumbi was walking Subcon Forest.

"Rumbi:ok who should i interview next"

Rumbi looks down and realises he stepped on one of Snatcher's traps, then reality changes into Snatcher's trap real as Snatcher appears.

"The Snatcher:hahahahahahaha foooo... wait aren't you that Kiddo's vacuum robot?"

"Rumbi:yes, and right now im looking for someone interview for my new interview podcast show, would you like to tell people more about yourself."

"The Snatcher:oh ok i guess don't really have much to do right now"

Snatcher's trap deactives and reality was back to normal.

"Rumbi:alright Earthlings today im interviewing The Snatcher so Snatcher do you have anything to say to the audience"

Snatcher grabs the microphone lifting Rumbi up since the microphone was part of his new robot body.

"Snatcher:well just for everyone to know im getting lonely and i could use a soul or two"

"Rumbi:can you please let me go"

"Snatcher:oh"

Snatcher Releases Rumbi and he lands on his feet.

"Rumbi:well it's time for some questions, Loading Question Database. Found, Your story is kinda dark, your wife let you to rot in chains, what was it like back then."

"The Snatcher:well back then i couldn't feel anything in my body, it was cold and the only thing i could do is wait, but one thing that set me of the edge is that one day she came to see me and brought me a whole cake, couldn't you imagin that, i actually thought she was gonna feed me something delicious but then what happened, she cut a slice of cake to herself and put the rest of the cake near me, with those chains i couldn't reach it and Vanessa just looked at me laughing like the ice witch she is while eating the cake and said "Sorry honey but this cake is bad for you, it makes you avoid direct eye contact with me" just what was she thinking!"

"Rumbi:so what do you think about her now?"

"The Snatcher:she revealed herself to be part of Hat Kid's family or something ?, this made me worried, am my actually her uncle now oh wait she isn't because we wheren't married."

"Rumbi:so Snatcher you and you seem to have a weird friendship with Hat Kid?"

"The Snatcher:oh i wouldn't call it friendship, more like a waste of precious time, not to mention the other two: the one with the Mustache and one the Bow. they just keep jumping and running and booping everything they see, they even managed to traumatize my secretary and i swear one day i'll get rid of her of my life for good so i can finally go back to my reading time in peace."

"Rumbi:and that was our interview with The Snatcher directly from Subcon"

Then someone was, it was The Florist, Rumbi ran up to her ask her.

"Rumbi:oh hey there wanna be part of my podcast"

"The Secretary:oh sure."

Shortly after Rumbi was at the secret alley with The Florist.

"The Florist:and thats how i stood up to myself fo the first time all thanks to those kids."

"Rumbi:ok very intresting very intresting i mean you had your problems before and not everyone you know since your childhood is a friend you can trust, you decided to do the right thing"

"The Florist:i mean before that my only powers where related to fire but now i can controll plants and when Snatcher saw this he was really impressed and asked me to be his "Though" secretary i just accepted it because i thought he needed company. Im not a very though person actually."

"The Snatcher:well some time earlier Snatcher told me the the kids traumatized you? Is that true"

"The Florist:well i wouldn't say traumatized but rather a bit frustrated, it all started when Hat Kid and her other two friends came in Subcon to visit The Snatcher but then he told them he was busy with something really important and told me to "take care of them"again, of course he wanted me to kill her again but i simply can't kill them."

"The Florist:they helped me be myself so i decided to actually take care of them, i thought it was gonna be easy at first but then she started acting weird just like her friends, they started running everywhere and testing theyre powers, and booping everything including my nose, and then it was everywhere it wouldn't stop!"

The Florist's voice slowly became more paranoied for a moment but she stopped and calmed down a little before breathing in and out.

"The Florist:to put it short kids are completely umpredictable but eventually they calmed down and i finally could take my time without having to keep them out of trouble."

"Rumbi:so do you have any hobbies Florist?"

"The Florist:well i just hang around here watering flowers, i love nature."

"Rumbi:well Florist thank for your time but i should get going now bye"

Later Rumbi was walking throught Mafia Town at night.

"Rumbi:well i already interviewed a ton of people but i still don't have enough material, i guess i just need one more person to interview"

Rumbi then spots Goofy looking at two sides and when the goon spots him he runs away but Rumbi starts chasing him.

Then the Goofy Mafia grabs a walkie talkie and calls for mafia boss

"Goofy Mafia: Boss Mafia's been spoted we need to unleash plan now!"

"Goofy Mafia:but it's not ready yet be patient!"

Rumbi kept chasing Goofy Mafia untill they both entered The Black Market, but

Someone who was hiding nearby was seeing everything

"The Informant:oh no"

Back to Rumbi

the entranceled to a cave tunel that leads to an underground area.

"Rumbi Mafia:hey wait up i just wanted an interview!"

Rumbi bumped into a Mafia Goom, the goon turned around and he is holding the Mafia Boss who's body remains are still in the jar.

"Mafia Boss:what do you think your doing here"

"Rumbi:oh nothing i just..."

"Mafia Boss:are you a spy!"

"Rumbi:what no i just..."

"Mafia Boss:get him!"

Then goons showed up and started attacking but Rumbi was prepared as his eye colors go red, one goon tried to hit him but Rumbi dodged, then another goon tried to jump on him but Rumbi used his rocket shoes to escape.

"Rumbi:i just want an interview!" Rumbi

The Mafia Boss was impressed by Rumbi's fighting ability

"Mafia Boss*thoughs*:wow such impressive strenght, such fighting capability, he might be the answer to what i need"

"Mafia Boss:very well then you'll get your interview, follow me"

Rumbi follows the Mafia Boss deeper underground as leads to a path of stairs that lead down.

"Rumbi:so Mafia Boss right? Since when did you become Mafia Boss"

"Mafia Boss:it's a long story actually i don't want to talk about it"

"Rumbi:oh so your next question is Mafia Boss do you feel proud of what your doing?"

"Mafia Boss:im very proud you see we the Mafia are tireless people who never give up theyre goals and im serious when i say our next project is goin quite well"

"Rumbi:so what is that project your talking about?"

"Mafia Boss:it's down there."

The stairs long end at an open cave with a lot of space and there where lot of goons working hard on a gigantic boat

"Rumbi:wow so your working on a gigantic boat?"

"Mafia Boss:thats right you see we where working on this ship for 4 years now it's been quite some time but where almost finished and when it's finished the Mafia will finally spread throught the universe and conquer all the treasures out there, not just time pieces but so much more!, i promissed them i would lead them to treasure and thats how they all started following me, but somehow purple smoke evaporated from them but that doesn't matter."

"Rumbi:wow thats a nice story, im going home now"

Rumbi was running to the exit but two Mafia Goons block the way

"Mafia Boss:wait up vacuum robot, now that you know everything, i can't let you leave now since i don't want those kids ruining my plan, Take him to the Mafia dungeon!"

"Rumbi:what no no no nooooooo!"

And then the two Goons take Rumbi away.

End of StoryBook

Author Notes

This Fanfic was not made for money but. It was made because of my love of this universe and i want to explore it by writing this and sharing my stories and i hope they will give you a lot of emotions.

A Hat in Time belongs to Gears For Breakfast and Puella's Story and belong to Moleman1111/Voleman1111.

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