A/N: This is a little filler chapter showing some text conversations between characters. I am a little busy for the time being, so you guys get to enjoy snooping through people's phones while I get to stuff an empire state sized cock down my throat in the form of organic chemistry… Now, I hope enjoy this brief, redbull and self-loathing fueled drabble that is this chapter! (^_^)

*MAXWELL'S PHONE*

22:43 Gaming Husband: The fuck was that noise?

22:47 You: nothing

22:48 Gaming Husband: Now I KNOW you're not going to lie to me…

22:49 You: I swear!

22:49 Gaming Husband: …

22:50 You: okay… so hypothetically… if I decided to open one of your weird Russian snacks and it HYPOTHETICALLY exploded… would you be mad?

22:52 Gaming Husband: Maxwell…

22:52 You: you're mad, aren't you?

22:53 Gaming Husband: Maxwell… those aren't snacks… those are little flashbangs.

22:54 You: WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE SWEETS THEN?! (T_T)

22:54 Gaming Husband: Not my choice – they just work well, apparently.

22:54You: WHAT DO YOU EVEN USE THEM FOR?!

22:55 Gaming Husband: To throw them outside when people won't shut the fuck up in the mornings.

22:56 You: ...

22:57 Gaming Husband: What?

23:18 Gaming Husband: Don't ignore me, woman. It has been 20 minutes and you're still online.

23:19 You: Who hurt you?

23:20 Gaming Husband: If I ever had to give that list to someone, it sure as fuck wouldn't be you XD

23:20 You: A) THERE IS A FUCKING LIST? B) why not tho? (T_T)

23:21 Gaming Husband: You and I both know that I don't call you 'Yandere-chan' for shits and giggles…

23:22 You: …Okay fair point. But still!

*KAGAMI'S PHONE*

23:15 Satan: Try something funny with her and the only part of you that people will be found will be the finger I send to your family.

23:15 You: …good evening to you to… if you are so protective of her – why is she in here with me?

23:19 You: I APOLOGIZE PLEASE COME BACK ONLINE.

23:19 Satan: I was answering Riko, but good to see you know the consequences.

23:20 You: You're evil…

23:21 Satan: :)

23:21 Satan: I am helping the coach out with some planning, we're concocting a regimen for when you're in the mountains – high altitude training is somewhat of a specialty of mine.

23:22 You: Ah, I see… So she'll be sleeping here then?

23:23 Satan: Curious, aren't we?

23:23 You: NOT WHAT I MEANT

23:24 Satan: I am just baiting you, relax XD She might be, if she falls asleep

23:24 Satan: Unlikely, but possible – that's my verdict

23:25 You: I see

23:26 Satan: Or she can get tired and kick me out of this room under the pretense of 'not letting the pretty trainer sleep' – wouldn't put it past her

23:27 You: You think she's pretty, do you?

23:28 Satan: Where did I say that?

23:30 You: *sends cropped screenshot* riiight there

23:31 Satan: …not what I meant

23:32 You: the rest of the group won't see it that way

23:32 Satan: You really trying to blackmail me right now?

23:33 You: duh

23:35 You: Where did you go?

23:37 You: hello?

23:40 You: …If anyone finds this, I am most likely dead. I have lived a good life and my only regret is that left this world before winning a ring in the NBA.

23:40 Satan: Satan all-fucking-mighty you jump to conclusions better than you jump in real life…

23:41 You: SHIT

*YAKOV'S PHONE – IN RUSSIAN*

20:12 Dictator: You finished all the paperwork?

20:20 You: Yes

20:27 Dictator: The translation your father ordered for the end of the week?

20:42 You: He will have it by Friday – I am working here too.

20:48 Dictator: Too slow, finish it before Thursday.

20:50 You: the agreement was 'before the end of the week', but okay…

20:51 Dictator: Are you arguing with me?

20:51 You: No.

20:55 Dictator: That's what I thought.

20:55 Dictator: Thurs. Day. Do I make myself clear?

20:57 You: Yes, Sergeant Major

21:10 Dictator: If you're going to give me a title, it better be the rank of 'general' or higher. Now get your ass to sleep, it's late.

21:30 You: goodnight, mother.

*SAME PHONE – IN RUSSIAN*

21:00 You: Evening *peace sign emoji*

21:15 Father: Ah! Good to hear from you, eldest. How is Japan treating you? Bet it's completely different from when we were there last – you were just a kid, after all.

21:16 You: Is 8 really still a kid?

21:17 Father: Should still be, yeah. You just grew up way too quickly :)

21:17 You: Fair

21:18 You: About that translation…

21:20 Father: Ah… I see your mother got to you. I did try to tell her not to pester for no reason.

21:21 You: It's all good, we both know there is no stopping her once she has her mind made up. You'll have it by Thursday, it seems XD

20:25 Father: I have no use for it so early… oh screw it, just send me a previous one that you've done for me and send me the real deal later on.

21:26 You: Think she won't check?

21:27 Father: Why would she? If I am working with it, then it MUST be the real deal, right?

21:29 You: …You say that like I didn't inherit my paranoia from her, father

21:30 Father: Okay, looks like it'll have to be Thursday then… can I offer you a cat meme in this trying time?

21:32 You: You know it XD

21:35: *12 images sent*

*SAME PHONE, DIFFERENT CHAT*

02:57 You: Oi, We're done over here, you coming back?

03:01 You: Little shit?

03:05 You: there is a girl with HUGE boobs in here and she is single – do you wanna come talk to her?

03:07 You: Not even that, huh? Definitely asleep then XD

*KUROKO'S PHONE*

01:10 Captain: You awake?

01:12 You: I am now

01:12 Captain: Sorry man, just need you to do me a favor

01:13 You: …sure?

01:14 Captain: Your room is next to Riko's right? Can you tell me if she's awake? I have sent her a text about the mountain trip, it's been over an hour and she hasn't replied.

01:4 You: yeah, they won't shut up…

01:15 Captain: what do you mean?

01:17 You: they have been talking for hours now, something about the benefits of high altitude training and how to maximize the hypertrophy process while keeping something or the other… I am trying to sleep here, not listen in on a biology lecture :(

01:18 Captain: Huh… Maxwell sure knows a lot about biology

01:19 You: I think that's Yakov she's talking to, actually

01:21 Captain: …what?

01:22 You: Something wrong?

01:25 Captain: It's nothing, sorry for bothering you.

*SAME PHONE, DIFFERENT CHAT*

01:27 You: Kagami?

01:29 Kagami: this had better be urgent…

01:29 You: Did I do something wrong? I think the captain is angry with me.

01:30 Kagami: You think that every other week, man. He just has his moments, don't worry about it so much…

01:31 You: Okay, thank you Kagami

01:32 Kagami: Sleep well

*AIDA RIKO'S PHONE*

Unread message (4) from Junpei:

00:16 Junpei: Hey! I had a question about the mountain resort thing.

00:17 Junpei: You told me there was someone meeting us there, you never said what that would entail… is it another coach?

00:20 Junpei: As much as I love the odd mystery I do also like knowing where the team is headed, I do have to keep up as the captain after all :)

00:30 Junpei: Riko?

*YAKOV'S PHONE – TRANSLATED FROM RUSSIAN*

01:56 Goody two-shoes: Salam, brother! How is Japan?

01:57 You: Salam *peace sign emoji* about as you'd expect, beautiful but everything is tiny XD

01:57 You: How are you? Family doing okay?

01:58 Goody Two-Shoes: Not bad, keeping that mantle up, gunning for your record *trophy emoji*

01:58 You: When you pass it let me know, I'll lift a glass for you.

01:58 Goody Two-Shoes: Fuck that! When I pass it, you come back to Russia and we celebrate like the old days, you fucking nomad!

01:59 You: Only if I REALLY like the last performance *shrugging emoji*

02:01 Goody Two-Shoes: As if you'd ever be satisfied by a performance, you're a harsher critic than any of the judges! *frowning emoji*

02:02 You: You have it in you, just gotta push harder

02:03 Goody Two-Shoes: And the public says there is no good in you XD Doubt that you'd let me post this without choking me out tho

02:04 You: I have a reputation to keep, fucker

02:04 Goody Two-Shoes: Okay! Okay! I won't keep you up, I know it's late over there, just wanted to see how you were getting on.

02:05 You: Just discussing some training regimes with Riko right now, but I will be heading off to sleep soon

02:05 Goody Two-Shoes: Ooh! That girl you told me about, eh? Someone is already spitting that fine game, I see *winking emoji*

02:07 You: Why do I ever tell you anything? You're worse than Nastya… *face-palming emoji*

02:08 Goody Two-Shoes: Let me know how it goes, Don Juan XD

02:09 You: It's not like that and you know it!

02:15 You: …you little bastard, you seriously just fuck off into the fog after saying something like that?

02:31 You: I hope you stub your pinky tomorrow morning.