Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island

by Thatradonperson1001

The cast of Total Drama Revenge of the Island and Total Drama Pahkitew Island are given a second chance to win two million dollars in the mechanical island.

6. Episode 6

Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island episode 6- A-maze-ingly depressed, and quizzingly stupid

Blaineley was standing at the dock of the island, staring directly at the cameras. "Hello! Chris wasn't able to host the show today, because he was on trial to discuss wether this show should be cancelled or not. Cancel culture really is a problem in these times. Anyways, last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island, a free-for-all battle challenge left quite a bit of people injured, and and an immunity idol sent Zoey off of the island. The drama is really heating up!", Blaineley introduces herself as the temporary host and recaps the previous episode. The cameras cut to the inside of the Radioactive Rhinos' mansion. Mike is eating a slice of a strawberry cake on the floor, and crying to himself.

-Confessional-

Mike holds the remains of the strawberry cake, which was missing a slice. "Me and Zoey made this cake two days ago, before she was eliminated.", Mike explains. He sighs heavily. "I miss her.", he confesses sadly. A loud knocking noise was heard outside of the confessional, making him jump to the side and drop the cake. The former disociative identity disorder sufferer bursts into tears.

-End of confessional-

Cameron was sitting on one of the beds, with a somber look on his face. Dawn walks up to him, and sits beside him. "You seem depressed. Are you alright?", The aura reader asks him. "I'm just sad that Zoey was eliminated. Mike is depressed, and hasn't spoken to anyone since the last elimination ceremony. I hope he'll get better soon.", the intelligant black boy answers her question. Dawn sighs, and hugs him gently. Cameron embraces the hug, starting to cry happily. "Th-thank you, but why are you being so comforting all of the sudden?", Cameron tells her, his voice shaky with gratitude and happiness. "Your aura was blue, and you seemed in need of consolation.", Dawn responded, with sympathy in her voice. Jo stared at the two of them, with an annoyed expression on her face.

-Confessional-

"Cameron and Mike seem to need support right now. Heartbreak is a hard thing to go through in life.", Dawn calmly explains, with sympathy and understanding in her voice. "Jo might be a problem though.", she quckly adds, the tone of her voice becoming more irritated.

-End of confessional-

Dawn walks out of the confessional outhouse to see Mike crying beside it, and sits beside him. "Oh, hey.", he says to her. "I know you're struggling right now. Is there anything I can do to help you with your emotional problems?", the aura reader inquires him. "I don't need any help right now. I would like to be alone.", the former DID sufferer answers her inquiry bluntly, then sighing heavily. "You're aura is dark blue, and Cameron told me you weren't talking to anyone since the last elimination ceremony. You need emotional help.", she tells him. "I don't need help. I'll just solve my emotional problems like I have solved my other problems;alone.", he tells her, and walks away from her. Dawn sighs annoyingly. Inside of the Radioactive Rhino's mansion, Dakota and Staci were making freindship bracelets together on one of the beds. Below the bed, B is building a mechanical object. Jo is puching and kicking a punching bag,which is tied up to the wall. Scott walks up to B, and kicks the mechanical invention. The device shoots a spark at the farm boy, electrocuting him. Staci stiffles a giggle at the event in front of her.

-Confessional-

"Dakota is such a kind soul. I really should thank her sooner or later. If she wasn't in the competiton, I would've just made the same mistake I made last time in was in this show.", Staci exclaims, with happiness and gratitude in her voice.

-End of confessional-

Jo walks up to Scott. "I need to talk to you private. Meet me behind of the mansions in a couple of minutes.", she whispers to him. "K.", he whispers back. They walk to behind the Radioactive Rhino's mansion, and Lightning follows them intriguinly. "What I'd like you to do is join me and Lightning's alliance. We're all strong competitors, and the alliance would guarantee the final three for us.", Jo offers him. "Oh that sounds like an intersesting offer. Let me think about it... Nah.", Scott rejects his offer, walking away from the alliance. "I wasn't expecting sha-that.", Lightning says behind Jo.

-Confessional-

"Well now that I know that Jo an Lightning are in an alliance, I know more ways to exploit and get rid of the really should've been careful about what she said.",Scott stratigizes sneakily. "Don't even THINK about doing that!", Jo yelled at him from outside of the confessional. She punches the outside of the confessional, creating a hole in it. "Damn, she do be aggresive though.", Scott quickly comments.

-End of confessional-

Inside of the Mechanical Monkey's mansion, Sammy places plates of pancakes with a pile of bacon on top of them and a cup of syrip on the sides of them onto a table. Jasmine notices the plates on the table, and walks up to it. "Did you make all of this just now?", she asks the nicer twin. "Y-yeah. I just wanted to make breakfast for everyone.", she replied to the Austrailian girl's question. Jasmine rips a piece of one of the pancakes, puts a slice of bacon on it, and eats it. "This is really good! I didn't know you could cook so well!", the Austrailian girl compliments Sammy's cooking. The nicer twins blushes shyly.

-Confessional-

"I taught myself how to cook and bake, since my parents would often forget to give me breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They only cared about Amy and her so-called "talents".,Sammy explains. She facepalms irritatingly.

-End of confessional-

Several squirrels are scampering on Dave, tugging at his clothes and hair. Ella is sitting next to him, watching the squirrels crawl around him. "Uh... this is getting uncomfortable. Can you ask them to stop crawling all over me?", he asks her, trying to sound as politely as possible. "Ok. Can you please get off of him. You are making him feel awkward.", Ella communicates to the squirrels, which crawl off of him and out of the mansion. "Am I disappointing you. I understand that you want me to get as close to animals as you already are.", Dave tells her apologetically. "You aren't disapointing me. I wouldn't have wanted to make you uncofortable, and your opinions matter.", Ella respondes to his apology kindly. Sky was practicing her backflips, frontflips, and sideflips, and accidently bumping into Rodney. The two of them topple over each other, accidently kissing. Sky quickly pulls herself away from the farm simp, and stands up. "Oh, sorry! I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and I didn't mean to bump into you.", Sky apologizes. "Oh, um, you really don't have to be sorry. I sholdn't have been standing in you way.", Rodney tells the athlete, standing up. They awkwardly stare at each other. "What kind of romantic stuff is happenin' right now?", Sugar questions them, walking up to them. "There isn't anything romantic going on. I bumped into him and we accidently kissed.", Sky explains to the pagent wannabe. "Are you sure that was an accident though?", Sugar continued to question them. "It was definately an accident. I didn't mean to bump into him.", the athlete reasons with the farm girl.

-Confessional-

"I'm not planning on get into another relationship, because the last couple ones I've been in ended horribly.", Sky declares, blushing a little bit "I-I really didn't like that accidental kiss, I really didn't.", she tries to deny her pleasure of accidently kissing someone. After the denial, her blushing became more profuse.

-Another confessional-

"I would've tried to ask Sky about a date, but I doubt it would go well. Apparently I'm seen as unapproachable. I'll still like her though.", Rodney tries to find a solution to his romantic issues. He shrugs his shoulders.

-Another confessional-

"Sky and Rodney are in a relationship. You can't change my mind.", Sugar concludes to herself. "Their so-called "accidental kiss" was probably planned beforehand.", she adds to her conclusion. "Hmm...I'll keep that in mind.", Blaineley says from outside of the confessional. "Hey, can't you just get away from me and my romance theories?", the farm girl retorts to the temporary tv show host.

-Another confessional-

"In a show like this, it's suprisingly easy to find a relationship to exploit for drama.", Blaineley exclaims.

-End of confessionals-

Outside of the mansions, Sam is continuing to play "Super Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud" on the Nintendo Ds. Beardo is beatboxing various rock and country songs. "Lignum volant, fugis?", Leonard yells at a tree. When it doesn't start floating, he sighs disapointingly. "Are you still trying to use magic? You know that Latin isn't going to make the "spells" anymore effective.", Amy berates him. "Latin is the language of magic though!", the delusional boy tries to reason with her. The crueler twin facepalms at him.

-Confessional-

"Doesn't everyone understand that Latin is the language of magic?!", Leonard questions frustratingly. "Damn, I've never met anyone more delusional than you.", Blaineley comments from outside of the confessional.

-Another confessional-

"I'm pretty sure that Latin is only used for demons and dead people.", Amy argues against Leonard. "And no, I'd rather NOT have ghosts on this island.", she quickly adds.

-End of confessionals-

"Please come the the forest outside of the mansions for the next challenge!", an announcement blares in the mansions. The competitors reluctantly walk to the neaby forest. In the middle of the forest, a maze towers over them. "I don't think that was there before. Am I seeing things?", Cameron comments. "You are not seeing things. I set up this maze for the challenge! In the first part of the challenge, you will all go through the maze, and find the way to the exit. The second part of the challenge will commence once everyone has gotten through the maze.", Blaineley, who was standing near the maze, explains to him. "Anyways, the challenge is starting in 3...2...1... GO!", Blaineley annouces shortly afterwords. The contestants quickly run into the wide entrance of the maze trampling over each other. Dakota climbs up the walls of the maze, and observes it from the top of it. She climbs down the wall, and gathers her team members together. "I know how to get out of the maze. I saw the path to the exit when I climbed up one of walls of the maze onto the top of it.", she explains to them. "Really? Is that a lie?", Jo asks her skeptically. "Yeah. It could be possible that you are sha-lying and attempting to sha-throw the challenge.", Lightning defends Jo's skepticism. "I wouldn't lie about something like this. Just trust me.", Dakota assures them. "Oh, ok then.", Jo says reluctantly. The radiation survivor leads her team to the exit of the maze. Meanwhile, the Mechainical Monekys were still trying to find the exit. "Exitus revelare! Exix revelare!", Leonard yells at the walls. "I'm good with mazes. I can find a way out.", Amy declares. "No, I'm good at mazes. I've always had to help you get out of them!', Sammy argues with her. "Says who?", the crueler twin retorts at her sister. "Us.", Sammy and Jasmine say in unison. Amy sighs annoyingly. "I've made many mazes before to trap people. I'm perfectly aware of these kind of things.", Max pipes up in the conversation. "Let me guess; the mazes were made of paper.", Amy reproves him. "The mazes weren't made of paper; they were made of cardboard.", Max retorts to Amy's reproval. Sky walks backwards, and runs into Rodney. "Oop- Sorry! I didn't see you!", she once again apologizes to him. The farm simp doesn't respond to her apology, blushing profusely at her. "That's WAY too much of a coincidence. Y'all have a crush on each other.", Sugar tells them. "N-no. I didn't see him while I was walking backwards.", Sky, tries to reason with the pagen wannabe. "Your excuses aren't going to change my mind.",Sugar argues against the athlete's reasoning, walking away from them. "Arguing amogst each other isn't going to help anything!", Jasmine yells at them. All commotions come to a complete stop, and the team stares at Jasmine. "Ok. The other team has already reached the exit of the maze. We can't just let ourseleves lose this because of you all have ideas that don't match one another's ideas.", Jasmine explains to them. "Well, if we follow where the light shines the most, we might be able to find the exit.", Sammy offers an idea. "How would you know that would work? You don't know everything.", Amy argues about the nicer twin's idea. "My strategy always works though.", Sammy reasons with the crueler twin. "Don't just go against everyone's ideas. We could see if this one will work at least.", Jasmine tells Amy, attemting to prevent another quarrel. "Ok,whatever,I guess.", the crueler twin reluctantly agrees. Eventually, after a couple of minutes, the team exits the maze. At the exit of the maze, four metal chairs are positioned on the left, and four other metal chairs are positioned on the right. The 8 chairs face each other. On each chair, there is a large red button. "Welcome to the second part of the challenge. In this part, 4 people from each team will participate in a trivia showdown. During the trivia, I will ask a question. Whoever is able to answer the question will receive a point for their team. The first team that wins 4 points will win immunity. Anyways, who will participate in this part of the challenge.?", Blaineley annouces and explains. Cameron, Dawn,B, and Staci step up for the Radioactive Rhinos, while Jasmine,Sammy,Shawn,and Leronard step up for the Mechanical Monkeys. The eight competitors are escorted to the chairs by Blaineley. "Ok, the first question is... which Island competitor has been in the top ten of every season they competited in?", Blaineley asks thwm. "Heather.", Cameron speaks up first. "The Radioactive Rhinos gain the first point!", the temporary tv show host reports. "The second question is...who assasinated Brady?", Blaineley asks them. "How are we supposed to answer a question that no one knows about?", Jasmine questions the temporary tv show host. "Justin assasinated Brady.", Dawn suddenly speaks up. "The Radioactive Rhinos gain yet another point!", Blaineley reports.

-Confessional-

"Justin's aura is black, so it's easy to tell that he murdered someone.", Dawn explains calmly.

-End of confessional-

"The third question is...what is the most hated Total Drama episode?", Blaineley asks them. "Um... an episode?", Leonard attepmts to answer the question. "Sundea Muddy Sundea is the most hated Total Drama episode.", Staci respondes to the question after Leonard's failed attempt. "The Radioactive Rhinos win their third point in a row!", Blaineley reports. Leonard sighs to himself. "The forth and possibly final question is...Which competitor have made it to the final 5 three times in a row?", the temporary tv show host asks them. "...someone?", Leonard guesses. "Duncan.",Cameron answers the question confidently. "The Radioactive Rhinos win the challenge, and immunity. I will be seeing the Mechanical Monkeys in the elimination ceremony, where someone will be voted off the competition.", Blaineley announces.

-Confessional-

"I may or may not have watched Total Drama too much before this season.", Cameron acknowleges to himself.

-Another confessional-

"Damn, I can't believe that I couldn't figure out any of the answers. I chanted the knowledge spell multiple times in my head while the trivia was being announced. Maybe it didn't work because I only said it in my head.", Leonard questioned the loss.

-End of confessionals-

Shawn is sitting on the roof of the Mechanical Monkey's mansion. Topher jumps through the window behind the zombiephobe, knocking them both to the grass. "What was that about?", Shawn asked the tv host wannabe. "I was practicing jumping through windows so I could randomly jump into people's confessionals when I become the host of this show.", Topher replies to Shawn's question.

-Confessional-

"I am always ready for the day when I replace Chris!", Topher proclaims

-End of confessional-

At the elimination ceremony, Leonard is quielty praying in Latin. Beardo is beatboxing Sonic Drowning music. Rodney stares at Sky affectionately. Blaineley announces, "The people receiving marshmallows in this elimination ceremony are:

Shawn

Jasmine

Sky

Topher

Sammy

Amy

Rodney

Beardo

Max

Dave

Sugar

and the last marshmallow goes to...". Ella and Leonard are in the bottom two. Leonard prays louder in Latin. "...Ella!", the temporary tv host annouces. "Frigidus in tempore? Frigidus in tempore? Tempus rigescunt indutae tempus quis sustinebit?", Leonard starts chanting desprately in Latin. "Magic doesn't work here.", Blaineley tells him bluntly, and escorts him to the Waterslide of Shame. "I will always love you, wizard!", Sugar yells out to him as he is thrown into the waterslide. "Will Sky and Rodney start dating? Did the trial go in our favour? Are the Mechanincal Monkeys on a downward spiral? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...REVENGE OF THE PAHKITEW ISLAND!", Blaineley recaps the episode

-Extra scene-

Leonard washes up on a beach in Morraco. As he walks across the beach, a stampede is heard. He turns his head to see a group of camels stampeding toward him. "Praesidium scutum! Praesidium scutum!", he chants in Latin, as the camels approach him. As the stampede is about the trample him, the cameras cut out.