anai 6
Author's Note: SHADOWS IN THE CITY! I'm a stranger to myself. On these streets of someone else.
Anai awoke. He was still hurt from last night when his mom verbally ripped him to shreds. God, he hated her so much. He hated her and just wanted her to stop with the existing thing. He was sick of her always hurting him. His alarm went off. "God damn it." He muttered as he got ready for work. His tears stopped. He became numb again as he got ready for work. "Fuck another day of fuck work."
He sighed and stepped out the door heading off to work.
Meanwhile, Haida was shivering in terror and had on a helmet and towels placed all around him. He feared Fenneko spitting beer upon him and being slapped by Anai. "Hey! Fenneko!" He shivered. "So I got a new fridge and it is working and the beer is cold inside! He began to sob as he searched around the office for her.
Fenneko exploded out of the fridge with beer in her mouth. Haida quickly curled up into a ball and awaited being spat upon only to find nothing happened. He uncurled himself and then turned towards Fenneko.
"Your behavior and everything is acceptable. You did well. You are good." Smiled the fennec fox. "Good." She grabbed a beer from his fridge and went to sit at her desk.
Haida sighed.
Lunchtime began.
"HEY! ANAI! COOK US SHIT!" Shouted a coworker.
Anai began to cry uncontrollably. "ALL ANY OF YOU DO IS USE ME! I AM MORE THAN A FUCKING CHEF! I AM A PERSON!" He screeched. " I HATE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL SHITTY LIKE MY FUCKING PARENTS! I HATE MY MOM! I HATE EVERYTHING!" he fell to his knees sobbing as everyone ignored him.
"Oh jeez, poor Anai." Sighed Haida. "Kid's got some serious issues."
Suddenly the stove in the office exploded into flames.
"OH FUCK SHIT." Screeched Haida. "FUUCK! MY BAGELS!"
Everyone laughed at his misery.
The bagels all died.
Later, Anai was loudly listening to Modest Mouse. It made everyone in the office uncomfortable, but they avoided telling him anything lest they get slapped or glared at. Soon, "Crazy=Genius" popped on his list. "God damn it, I don't remember adding this song... whatever." He let it play further making everybody uncomfortable with teenager music.
Haida walked up to him. "Hey, Anai? Did you need help with your work? You seem to... just be writing weird stories and listening to Modest Mouse."
Instantly, Anai snapped his head and glared at the hyena for an entire five minutes breathing heavily and then he stood up slapping him. "FUCK OFF I'M WRITING BAD GARFIELD FANFICTIONS TO COPE WITH ALL MY PAIN WHILE ALSO SELF INSERTING ALL MY ISSUES AND MYSELF INTO THESE GODAWFUL FUCKING CRINGE FUCK FESTIVAL STORIES LIKE THE CRINGE LORD MASTER AUTHOR OF THIS STORY KEEPS DOING, YOU GIGANTIC COLOSSAL FUCKSATION!" Tears rolled down his face. "COWBOY DAN IS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE COWBOY SCENE!" He screeched as he walked over to Ton to glare at his boss making him very uncomfortable. "You are so fucking undercooked THAT YOU NEED TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY! I HATE YOU!"
Ton squeaked and began crying.
Anai sat back down resuming writing fanfictions about Garfield while blaring Modest Mouse songs and the occasional songs he doesn't remember adding. "I am god in these worlds." He muttered as he typed aggressively. "I control everything."
Haida nervously laughed and went to sit back down.
Fenneko slowly rose out from under his desk. "OH JESUS NO!" shrieked the poor hyena entirely rattled by everybody's actions today. "FEN, PLEASE. I BEG YOU. LET ME HAVE A NORMAL DAY!" He sobbed.
Fenneko grinned and licked the tears off the sobbing hyena.
"OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK!" Haida was so unnerved that he ran out at the office and thought about maybe quitting the job but he knew he needed it and had to continue. "I'M JUST… SO DONE!" He marched straight into a bar.
Anai walked over to Fenneko and slapped her. "I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY GARFIELD! FUCK THE FUCK DOWN AT YOUR SEAT!"
Fenneko ran over to her seat and resumed working.
to be continued.