Deadpool was singing the theme for SSBU off-key.
"Don't mind Wade." The Mask informed. "He's ecstatic about tonight's game. Let's show it."
(Oh, and this story is a prequel to Da Vinci's birthday.)
Everyone was at the game night.
"Everyone, my birthday is tomorrow!" Da Vinci announced.
"That's good to know." Cadpig replied.
"I suppose you're wishing for a colourful train set." Squidward replied. "Ha-ha-ha-ha."
"Actually, yes." Da Vinci replied. "Oh, how I'd love one of those."
The Mask was unlocking the doors in secret this time, in order to surprise everyone. After learning that the doors were open, everyone was inside almost immediately.
"It looks like three people are playing SSBU!" Deadpool announced. "Furrball! Butters! Tom! Come on down!"
"Oh boy!" Butters exclaimed. "Another game with two cats!"
"Smash Ultimate?" Furrball replied.
"That's one of the most popular games there is." Tom informed.
As the three booted up the Nintendo Switch, Da Vinci was painting the mountain home of Hugo and Rita.
"Wow, that's our home." Hugo pointed out.
"You know how to paint, Da Vinci." Rita added.
Da Vinci started blushing at their words.
"Y-you think so?" She replied.
"Yeah." Hugo replied. "It's so on-point."
Hugo's words made Da Vinci blush more.
"Why thank you." She replied.
Meanwhile, the chosen stage was Castle Siege. Furrball chose Terry Bogard, Butters chose Olimar, and Tom chose Palutena.
"This is so exciting!" Butters exclaimed.
While the three were playing, Da Vinci was painting a Christmas tree.
"Hey, that's a neato tree you're painting." Beavery informed.
Once again, Da Vinci was blushing.
"I put a lot of effort into this one." She informed.
"You sure did." Mousey replied. "It looks really nice."
Da Vinci started blushing more.
"T-thanks a lot." She replied.
In the game, Butters picked up a Smart Bomb.
"What's this?" He asked.
He threw the Smart Bomb on the ground, trapping Furrball and Tom in the explosion, rendering them to two lives each.
"Aww geez." Furrball groaned.
"Good one, Butters." Tom replied.
Furrball came back with a forward smash, reducing Butters to two lives.
"Neato." He replied. "Good job, Furrball."
Meanwhile, Da Vinci was playing ACME Looniversity.
"Oh, hey everyone, Da Vinci is doing an awesome painting of our school!" Buster informed.
You all see where this is going now, right?
"Zhat ees amazing." Fifi complimented.
"I'll hand it to ya'." Plucky replied. "That is pretty neat."
"I put a lot of effort into this." Da Vinci replied. "I'm happy you all like it."
Elsewhere, Tom got a final smash, and used it to eliminate Furrball and Butters, rendering them to only one life each.
"Having fun, yet?" He asked afterwards.
After coming back, Butters used a downwards smash to eliminate both of them. Eliminating Furrball from the game, and rendering Tom to one life.
"Oh boy!" He exclaimed.
"I ain't done yet!" Tom replied.
Suddenly, Butters got the final smash, and used it to win the game.
Olimar wins!
"Oh, hey Furrball." Tom informed. "Want to have a rap battle?"
"I know the perfect song." Furrball replied.
The two cats started singing Ms Jackson by Outkast.
Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas
Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
My baby's drama mama, don't like me
She be doing things like having them boys come from her neighborhood
To the studio trying to fight me
She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out
That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out
And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck
Private school, daycare, shit medical bills I pay that
I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down
She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down
Shit you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided
She had fish fries and cookouts for my child's birthday I ain't invited
Despite it, I show her the utmost respect when I fall through
All you, do is defend that lady when I call you, yeah
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Me and yo' daughter, got's this thing going on
(We got a special kind of thing going on)
You say it's puppy love
We say it's full grown
Hope that we feel this, feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
But you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson
Ten times out of nine, now if I'm lyin' fine
The quickest muzzle throw it on my mouth and I'll decline
King meets queen, then the puppy love thing, together dream
Bout that crib with the Goodyear swing
On the oak tree, I hope we feel like this forever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
Forever never seems that long until you're grown
And notice that the day by day ruler can't be too wrong
Ms. Jackson my intentions were good I wish I could
Become a magician to abacadabra all the sadder
Thoughts of me, thoughts of she, thoughts of he
Asking what happened to the feeling that her and me
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know this, know that everything's cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Uh, uh, yeah
"Look at the way he treats me"
Shit, look at the way you treat me
You see your little nosy-ass home girls
Done got your ass sent up the creek G
Without a paddle, you left to straddle
And ride this thing on out
Now you and your girl ain't speaking no more
Cause my dick all in her mouth
Know what I'm talking about? Jealousy, infidelity, envy
Cheating to beating, envy and to the G they be the same thing
So who you placing the blame on, you keep on singing the same song
Let bygones be bygones, you can go on and get the hell on
You and your mama
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
The two cats took a bow as everyone applauded them.
"Say Foxy, let's go check on how Zack is looking after Tanya." Rabbity informed.
"I hope he did well." Foxy replied. "And I bet Tanya loves that new doll we got her last weekend."
The two critters returned to the forst.
And now, for a bonus story.
Zack, Rabbity's nephew, was seen with the doll Foxy mentioned. It was of a female rabbit with bows on her ears.
"Tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum-te-tum." He sang, in a girly voice. "Hello, I'm Miss Hoppers, the greatest rabbit girlfriend you ever had. Hey, let's go to the park, darling."
As he was making kissy noises, Tanya crawled over. She was happy to see Zack and her doll.
"Oh, hi Tanya." He nervously greeted. "I wasn't playing with this. Because I hate dolls, especially this one. Look."
Zack took the doll, and put it in a cordless blender he pulled out of nowhere. He pushed the doll in with a fork, then poured ketchup into it, leaving one of the ears sticking out from the blender. Zack turned on the blender, rendering the doll to a mixture of ketchup and shredded stuffing.
"Look how runny she is." Zack giggled. "It's the soupy rabbit."
Foxy and Rabbity came back from game night.
"Hi Zack." Rabbity greeted.
"Aww, are you two playing dollies together?" Foxy greeted.
"Uhh, no." Zack nervously greeted.
"Wait, is that her new dolly in that blender?" Foxy asked.
"No." Lied Zack.
"Alright Zack, stop teasing her, and give it back to her." Rabbity instructed, in an authorative voice.
"I wasn't teasing her." Zack replied, pouring out the blender's contents.
Foxy went to comfort Tanya, who was upset.
"Right, go to your room!" Rabbity scolded Zack.
Zack tried to put the doll back together.
"Wait, I think I can..." He replied.
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Rabbity yelled.
The bonus ending was based off an episode of Angry Kid. See you all next time.
