After being eaten by a strange bird, how will Alice get out of this one...?

Chapter 6

From the Jaws Of Defeat

Alice was trapped. That was all that could be said about her current dilemma though how she was trapped was something that not even in her wildest dreams she could have dared thought about. Why was that? She had been gobbled up by a large birdcage bird creature and now she was trapped in her small prison in which not only couldn't see stand up being forced into a sitting position but that she had no way out of this strange prison and was possibly to be stuck in there for what looked like a long time to come.

Her curious nature had really gotten her into trouble this time!

At first Alice had, rather bizarrely, found the whole feeling of being eaten a big turn on but after half an hour trapped inside this birdcage in which she could barely move, she began to feel bored by it all. The only consolation to all of this was that she had not been digested as it seemed the bird didn't seem capable to do that.

How was it to eat without digesting its food made Alice ponder this curious quirk about this strange bird but quickly gave up as trying to think of any rational thoughts in Wonderland was a foolish idea, maybe it could yet it had a slow digestive system and was yet to start and that sleeping might be the way to activate it? Alice then thought about the book she had read about the history of Wonderland and tried to recall what this bird was called how it was to deal with it's food.

By this point the bird was resting on its nest and was fast asleep while during all this time Alice had been trying to think of a way to get out of her prison. She had suspected like any cage there was a lock to open, but she could not find anything like that. Then again it dawned on her that this strange bird didn't seem to have anyone to either piss or shit it's digested contents out; surely everything that went in must ultimately come out? The blonde couldn't help but giggle at a thought of the thought of this bird shitting her out unharmed and not covered in faeces which sounded ridiculous, but then again this was Wonderland of course...

Along with thinking about how this bird worked, she had even tried to pull apart the bars around the cage, but despite their thin and weak looking appearance they were as tough as iron and she was starting to give up on trying to escape and thus accept her fate as bird food; a bizarre end to her life that she never thought was possible. Though speaking of birds, she heard someone whistling cheerfully nearby and looking over to where it was coming from and when she saw who was whistling she couldn't believe who was walking along the path.

It was the Dodo from the beach she had met when she first arrived in Wonderland and from she could see, he looked to be in a rather good mood and then wondered if maybe…

"Oh, Mr Dodo!" Alice called out quietly as she could as to not to wake up her captor.

The Dodo grinned as soon as he saw her and ran over to greet Alice. "Ah! There you are silly girl!"

"Can you get me out?" Alice asked hopefully as she leaned forward and gripped the bars with both her hands. "I've been trapped here for goodness knows how long and I don't know what might happen to me."

"Why of course," the Dodo agreed as he rubbed his hands/feathers together. "Though on two exceptions."

The blonde woman raised an eyebrow. "Like what?"

"First thing," the Dodo began, "why did you leave while we were on the beach?"

Alice rolled her blue eyes remembering the encounter. "Well, I was looking for a white rabbit…actually, I totally forgot about him." She paused remembering how it was all because of that rabbit she had ended up in this strange world. "But I felt what you were trying to do back there was utter nonsense."

"But it worked did you know!" The Dodo retorted. "That race was a success, plus nonsense is my middle name!"

"I can understand that" Alice muttered darkly, still annoyed that she was nowhere close to getting out of this prison.

"Now then," the Dodo added. "Can you try and guess my name?"

"The…the Dodo?" Alice asked not sure.

"Nope! Wrong there you silly girl!" The Dodo exclaimed. "Try again!"

"Um…Fred?"

"Nope."

"Bobby?"

"Try again."

"Geo—No, Fredrick?"

"Good guess but try again."

Alice groaned placing her hands on her face at how hopeless this situation was for her. "Sir, does this have to do with me escaping?"

"Of course, it does," The Dodo. "King Hatter told me he wants his good lady to be brought to safety."

"Wait, how'd you know about me and Hatter?!" Alice stuttered.

"The good king found me as he suspected you were going to end up in trouble and it looks as though he was right."

Wait, did Hatter plan a rescue or was this just some strange coincidence…? Oh, what did she know? There was no point in questioning such things in Wonderland. Still, she had to try and figure out the name of the Dodo.

"Alright then Mr. Dodo," Alice sighed. "Is your name Wilhelm?"

"Try again."

"Is it Marcus?"

"Nope.

"Albert?"

"CORRECT!"

Alice nearly jumped out of her skin at the Dodo's cry. "So…your name is Albert?"

"Indeed, you are correct dear, Alice," Albert nodded.

Alice was confused. Albert? That was the Dodo's name? After what she had found out in this strange world, that name just seemed so…normal. But then another thought crossed her mind. "But…Albert…how do you know my name?"

"King Hatter told me everything," Albert explained. "Mostly how you are now the possible future Queen of Wonderland and your voracious appetite for cake…lots of cake. Good heavens I don't want to think about that. If I was to have all that cake I might make myself sick!"

As she heard this, Alice smiled that she could be a queen and giggled at Albert's reaction of her love of cake. "Anyway, could you please get me out of here?"

"Well course my dear," Albert nodded. "Allow me to work my magic."

He stood back and Alice watched on with curiosity at what he was planning to do. He then cleared his throat before clapping to get the giant bird's attention.

"I say you there! WAKE UP!"

The birdcage bird made a moaning sound as it woke up, clearly sounding droopy and not happy from being awaken from its slumber. Though Alice couldn't get a good look, she could possibly tell that it was glaring down at the Dodo.

"Don't give me that look for I am here to help you," Albert scolded before looking inside his jacket pocket to pull out a small bottle that to Alice looked like the bottle that had shrunk her when she first got into Wonderland.

The birdcage bird's long neck leaned forward to get a good look at the small the bottle that Albert was holding up for it and it was here that Alice could just see on the side of the bottle that it had a label on it that read 'sniff me'.

("That's easy for any crackhead to follow," Alice thought sarcastically to herself.)

"Yes, please do smell it for I feel you'll rather enjoy it!" Albert stated and opened the lid to allow the giant bird to get a sniff of the stuff and the contents seemed to be like pepper, and with pepper, that could surely mean one thing how Alice might be about to get out of this...

"Please don't be what I think it is," Alice gulped.

The birdcage bird sniffed it and then suddenly it gasped leaning its head back while making difficult breathing sounds.

"You silly old buffoon! You weren't meant to sniff it all up!" Albert tutted though he gave Alice a wink at what was to come.

Then suddenly as the birdcage bird acted like it was about to sneeze by the gasping it was doing, Alice felt herself being lifted as if she was being sucked up like a vacuum and it all became clear that this was only going to end one way…

The birdcage bird let out a mega sneeze with such force that Alice felt herself being sucked up through the throat with Albert seeing an Alice size bulge making it's way up before be blasted out of the mouth (for once her large bottom had not got her stuck) before tumbling through the air to land upside down with jean cladded bottom on full display for was in such a tasty position to spank her ass with glee.

That said she didn't mind this for the fact that crazy Dodo had gotten her free from her prison!

"Come my dear, we must go!" Albert cried motioning at her to follow him in which she self-righted herself to get back on her feet before rushing behind him to wherever it he was leading her. Alice glanced back as she ran seeing the Birdcage bird lying on its backside looking dazed at what happened before shaking its head to witness its tasty meal running away.

Without warning it took chase and even though both Alice and Albert had gotten a head start, the long legs of the birdcage bird were helping it to close to gap on the escaping pair.

"He's getting close!" Alice cried out and fearing she was about to become a meal for the second time that day.

"Not for long though!" Albert replied. "There is a path of mushrooms over there that will help you escape!"

"What do…actually, just show me," Alice groaned. If she got out of this, she was wanting to have a long wash, eat cake and have lots of sex with Hatter once again after the mad day she had found herself in. Then again if she was to become a permanent resident of Wonderland then she would have to realise that misadventures would become the norm for her and this was only her second day in Wonderland.

After a few more sharp turns later, Albert and soon led her towards the pile of mushrooms he had been talking about and what she found was a cluster of them in a radius of about five foot wide and Alice did not quite understand how this was supposed to help her escape. As she took the chance to look at them, they were giant red mushrooms with white spots on them as well as having thick white stalks on them and while they looked like what one would think about mushrooms there was something different about them in which Alice couldn't put her finger on.

"Are you sure about this?" Alice asked in confusion as she gazed with suspicion at the mushrooms.

"Of course, silly girl!" Albert snorted. "All you have to do is jump on the mushrooms and you'll be able to get out of here.

"You mean like…take me somewhere else?" Alice asked placing her hands on her hips with suspicious thoughts.

Albert paused waving his head slightly in thought. "Umm, more of less I suppose." Then came the sight of a charging, hungry and terribly angry birdcage bird making a beeline towards Alice. "No time to explain just do what I say, goodbye!"

"No wait!" Alice shouted but the Dodo had made a run for it into the bushes and Alice's eyes widened in horror as she saw her previous captor rushing towards her and looking like there was no other way to get out of here other than what Albert had claimed.

"Shit, shit, shit!" Alice cried and knew she had little choice as the creature was getting closer and could do nothing other than leap onto the mushrooms.

What happens next stunned even her. In a millisecond, many thoughts flooded her mind as to what was going to happen to her. Was she going to sink through the mushrooms and be trapped within? Would she be teleported somewhere else? Would the mushrooms end up being like one of those carnivore plants that as soon Alice stepped in she would be eaten alive like a fly? If that was the case then there was no doubt she would be digested unlike that birdcage bird.

What happened all took place so fast. With a comical bouncing sound that one would expect to hear in a cartoon, Alice found herself being launched through the air at great speed up through the trees and out of the Tulgey wood. Alice had been stunned at what had happened to her that she didn't noticed that she was high up in the air and when she did notice, she was falling and tumbling down though the air and Alice screamed thinking this was it and that she'd rather been bird food that end up following that stupid Dodo.

She closed her eyes as her whole life seemed to flash by her eyes, her childhood, High School, her good for nothing parents, going down the rabbit hole and finding Wonderland and falling in love with Hatter. Why was what in her uneventful and boring life had to end like this just as when her life was starting to look for her. Then came the landing and at the point her life must have ended here. Instead, she found herself landing on something soft, comfortable and squeaky...something that felt familiar to Alice...

To her amazement she looked round to see she had ended up back in Hatter's front garden and that she had landed in her favourite red leather chair.

"My my! You certainly know how to make an entrance," Hatter chuckled as he helped her up (with some trouble thanks to her getting stuck in the chair, again.)

Alice felt a bit flustered. "Did you...know I'd land here?"

"A Hightop has to plan ahead my queen," he replied. "It seems that the Dodo found you am I right?"

She nodded and Hatter carried on speaking. "I knew you might find yourself in trouble when I saw that ruddy bird follow you into the woods and thus, I had to contact my good friend—Mmph!"

He was cut off mid-sentence when Alice wrapped her arms round his neck and smashed her lips on his to show her gratitude.

They seemed to lock lips for a whole minute which include tongues battled for domination, Alice grinding into her lover and Hatter feeling an erection coming on. But then they heard a cough to get their attention and Alice realised there was a third person there and as she pulled away Alice saw sitting at one of the chairs by the table was a familiar brown Marsh hare rabbit that Alice remembered leaving Hatter's garden just as she was entering.

"You've already forgotten about me, Hatter?" The Marsh Hare asked in annoyance as he drank a mouthful of his tea.

Hatter though smiled and wrapped an arm round Alice's slender waist and looked over at him. "Come on now, Fredrick. I told you I would introduce you to Alice and here she it!" He paused and looked over to the blonde girl. "Alice my dear, this is Fredrick one of my good pals and hopefully you'll get to know each other."

Alice tilted her head at this...Fredrick, and didn't know what to think about him. He looked ruffled with his clothes having the appearance as if they had been dragged through dirt and his golden eyes had that of a unkind and short tempered individual. "Um, how do you do, Fredrick," Alice greeted trying to sound polite as possible.

"You two seem to fuck a lot," Fredrick drawled boringly as if he was talking about the weather and Alice's face flushed red. "Just from the way you look at each other I tell you Alice seem to like it up the arse, am I right?"

Hatter's eyebrows furrowed. "Freddy! Don't you dare speak to your future Queen like that! She will demand our respect and love from the people of Wonderland!"

The marsh hare waved a hand away half-heartedly, "yeah sure whatever. It just so happens that whenever we get a human ending up in Wonderland that human just so happens to end up with one of the few people in this world that looks remotely human. When do the rest of us get any luck?"

Alice pondered about the thought and even though she thought Fredrick was rude she could somewhat understand of him being jealous of Hatter and also wonder how on in the world Hatter seemed to be friendly with him. Then a thought came to her about to try and please Fredrick.

"Um, about what you said there," Alice pipped up, "there are a group of people where I'm from known as 'Furries'."

Both males gave her a curious look as Alice carried on speaking with, "they are quite a mad breed themselves. always have a thing about dressing up as animals and some even like to have, well, do certain stuff in bed with animals so if one of them ended up in Wonderland..."

Part of her cringed at the Furries. She knew all the negative stuff about them as anyone who dared looked at the dark side of the internet would do and she had no doubt in her mind if one of them ended up here with it being a place of talking animals who acted like people then they would have a field day here. But she shook the thought away from her mind and weirdly neither Hatter or Fredrick seemed that bothered by what she had to say.

"They sound boring if you ask us," Fredrick remarked and Alice never thought that anyone would say that about Furries, but then again this was Wonderland when things that seemed strange up there were perhaps normal down here.

Then Hatter placed a hand on Alice's cheek to help turn her gaze over to meet his warm brown eyes which made her all giddy and that comforting smile on his lips seem to ease any fears she still had after her madcap experience. "My dear Alice...you've had a long day..."

He then began to slowly leave a trail of of kisses down her neck and Alice moaned softly as he did this as her underwear began to get wet again. Then she felt his hardening errection and she couldn't help herself as she smashed her lips on him as she wrapped her arms around his neck while Hatter placed both hands on her jean cladded bottom and squeezed it tightly making her moan during their passionate kiss.

So passionate was their make out was that both had forgotten about Fredrick sitting there who looked more mildly annoyed at things by rolling his eyes looking away while drinking his tea as if seeing a couple making out in front of him was the most boring thing in the world.

Then after about a minute of their lips being locked and their tongues wrestling for dominance, they pulled away and a lustful look now in Alice's eyes as she could only mange to say a few words as follows. "You. Me. Bed. Sex. Now!"

And he did, Hatter then lifted her up into his arms to carry her bridal style and without another word he led her up to his room and left Fredick sitting there almost forgotten about.

"What bloody cheek!" Freddrick groaned and promptly stood up and walked away from the garden wondering whatever might happen next. One thing was for certain that with Hatter now having a woman in his life, Fredrick knew that things weren't going to be quite the same again for Wonderland. Meanwhile for the madcap couple, they fucked for the rest of the day with the screams of pleasure from their sex being heard by anyone who was near the cottage. Such a mad day it had been for Alice for she had quite literally escaped from the jaws of defeat, surely things could not get madder than this? Truth be told and little did she know, they would in due course…

All ends well that's what I say, anyway please review if you are enjoying this story as it give me motivation.