("Walkies on the Wild Side", or "It's an Arf, not a science!")

"THE LAST TIME AS YOU CAN RECALL THE STATE OF THE FROSTBITE FALLS HUMANE SOCIETY DOG SHOW AND THE WORLD WAS IN DANGER, DUE TO FEARLESS LEADER GATHERING UP EVERY DOG AT THE COMPETITION FOR HIS CANINE ARMY! THINGS WERE LOOKING SUPER BLEAK UNTIL ROCKY NOTICED THE NANOBOTS ATTACHED TO THE DOGS HEADS, THEN THE FACT THAT FEARLESS LEADER HELD A SUSPICIOUS REMOTE CONTROL IN HIS HANDS."

"I've got it!" Rocky replied. "All we have to do to take out the other nanobots is take out the little remote control thingy Fearless Leader's holding!"

"Brilliant deduction, Rocky, but however will we execute such a plan?" Peabody asked.

"Just leave it to me." Rocky replied. "Bullwinkle, throw me!"

"Okay!" Bullwinkle smiled as he picked up Rocky and the little squirrel placed his flight goggles on.

"ALLEY—"

"—OOP!" Bullwinkle tossed Rocky high into the air.

"WITH A BURST OF MIGHTY MOOSE MUSCLE, ROCKY SOARED OVER THE ARMY OF DOGS AND IN FRONT OF FEARLESS LEADER, THEN, HE PUT HIS PLAN INTO ACTION, CLIMBING ON TOP OF FL'S HEAD."

"—And furthermore, Vait, vhy're ju all lookink at me—AAAARGH!!"

"FEARLESS LEADER'S DOG ARMY WENT RIGHT FOR HIS HEAD, TRYING TO ATTACK ROCKY, BUT THANKFULLY ROCKY MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME. HE HELD THE REMOTE WITHIN HIS PAWS, AND TOSSED IT DIRECTLY TO BULLWINKLE, WHO TRAMPLED ON IT WITH HIS MOOSE HOOVES. INSTANTLY THE DOGS WERE FREED FROM THE MIND-CONTROL DEVICE."

"Wendell!" Mrs. Hsung embraced her sheepdog.

"PONSONBY!!" Mr. J.W.Ard picked up his tiny chihuahua, placing him inside the winners' trophy. "Let's go home.."

"FEARLESS LEADER STILL WAS ON THE STAGE, LOOKING VERY BEATEN-UP. HE LOOKED AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, AND YELLED;"

"MOOSE! SQUIRREL! YOU GOINK DOWN, YOU HEAR ME?! D-O-W—HEY!"

A police office had just placed handcuffs on Fearless Leader and was now taking him to custody, along with Boris and Natasha.

"VAT EES DA MEANINK OF DIS!" Fearless Leader thrust about. "My DOG ees back there! Ju can't arrest a kind, loving animal owner! Tell him, Boris, Natasha!"

"Oh, Fearless Leader." Boris chuckled. "Ve'll only tell zat to cop eef ju do vone ting.."

"Vat!?"

"SHARRUP YOU MOUTH!" Both Boris and Natasha said in unison as they were taken to jail.

"Well, I'm glad everything worked out in the end." Bullwinkle replied.

"SUDDENLY, YURI BEGAN SEARCHING FOR HIS MASTER, BUT FEARLESS LEADER WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, SO THE WOLFHOUND BEGAN BARKING AT ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, AND MISTER PEABODY."

"Do you understand him, Mister Peabody?" Rocky asked. "I-I mean, not trying to be racist or anything—"

"Yes I can, actually. It's a little hard to tell due to the accent..." Mr. Peabody scratched his head. "But this dog says his name is Yuri...oh, sorry...he's not even a him..."

"THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE THING THAT FEARLESS LEADER FORGOT TO CHECK WHEN HE ADOPTED YURI...WAS THAT YURI WAS BIOLOGICALLY A FEMALE."

"...And in her first trimester." Mr. Peabody replied.

"Uh, can you say that in English?" Bullwinkle asked, ever the clueless one.

"Bullwinkle, he means that she's pregnant.." Rocky replied. "Aw that's so cute.."

"It's not cute that she was used as a pawn while pregnant, Rocky..." Mr. Peabody replied.

"Oh." Rocky replied. "So what do you suggest we do with her?"

"Well, anything a responsible pet owner would do...take care of her." Mr. Peabody replied. "I shall put the care of Yuri into my own paws until her puppies have been born."

"Why can't I do it?" Bullwinkle pondered.

"Bullwinkle you couldn't even take care of a goldfish, remember?" Rocky nudged the moose.

"Oh, right." Bullwinkle replied. "It's for the best."

"AND SO, EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT AS RAIN ONCE AGAIN IN THE SMALL TOWN OF FROSTBITE FALLS. REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CARE FOR THEM AND GIVE THEM LOVE. ALSO A FUN ACTIVITY TO DO WITH YOUR DOG, AFTER YOU COME HOME FROM TOSSING THE FRISBEE AT THE PARK, WOULD BE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End.

A/N:

Well, other than the main story, how was that for my first Dudley Do-Right side story? For some reason I kinda gave him and Nell more of a pronounced "Canuck" accent (I'm not actually from Canada, so I'm sorry if what I've written is stereotypical...eh?). As for his mother's name, I dunno, she'd probably be Deidre Do-Right? Also I don't care what anyone thinks, I loved the Dudley Do-Right and George of the Jungle movies with Brendan Fraser.