I woke up inside a dark f0rest! It was dark, and I couldn't see. Then I heard sum rustling leaves! SUDDENREI, I HEARD A VOICE!

It was USAIN RON.

"NOMNOMNOM" he said wisely. He gave me a gun. Then he left on his brother's dragon. "NOMNOMNOM" he told me, while whispering.

I. WAS. SHOCKED.

I went on my totally cool broomstick and left for Hogwarts. SOME1 was GOING TO PAY!

But then, there was more rustling in the bushes!1!

…IT WAS HERMINNI!

I ducked my head, so I wouldn't be seen. Why is such a PLEBIAN inside The Forbidden Forest™?!

But then…I HEARD A DIFFERENT VOICE!

I could only see the persons pointy shoes and was confused. Nani is happening, I wondered to myself wisely. I was curious as George.

I decided to take advice from the best person to take advice from, me! And I knew it would work. It always does, teehee!

But then finally, the voices started to be louder. Suddenrei, I saw!

…IT WAS VOLZIMORT!

HUHH! I gasped.

Then they heard.

"who is there" They ROARED. I could tell they were angry. I had been though SOOO much, and I was just ready to relax my stress and problems away. I mean, I TOTALLY deserved it. But I had to leave my amazing life story aside, because I could actually DIE! I was SO scared, I can't even.

I shut my mouth, thinking about my glorious plan. If I just stop talking, they'll think I'm just a squirrel or whatever. And then I can just leave! I knew Hermime was bad to begin with lol I am so good at reading people! But she's with Vlodemont and he's evil!

Then suddenly, a shiny black broom with long black broomhairthingies and a black shiny wood-thingie came from the sky. It was black, and so I knew it wasn't in any way a danger to me. I climbed onto it, and flew so quick that I didn't make any noise at all. It was like teleportattation!

And then while flying I see a note on the broom. It said:

"To the most amazing person in the world, Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha Bakugou Todoroki Peverell.

You are amazing and great at anything, and so I need to gift you this. Not many people know, but there was a fourth Peverell brother, 'the phantom fourth man'. He too got a gift just like the others. It's this broom. It is capable of invisible teleportation. Use it well. Oh, who am I kidding, of course you will. You're Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha Bakugou Todoroki Peverell, after all! LOL!

kthxbye,

xoxo some1 mysterious lol"

and I sighed in relief. And den I went bak to da school.

I woke up inside a dark f0rest! It was dark, and I couldn't see. Then I heard sum rustling leaves! SUDDENREI, I HEARD A VOICE!

It was USAIN RON.

"NOMNOMNOM" he said wisely. He gave me a gun. Then he left on his brother's dragon. "NOMNOMNOM" he told me, while whispering.

I. WAS. SHOCKED.

I went on my totally cool broomstick and left for Hogwarts. SOME1 was GOING TO PAY!

But then, there was more rustling in the bushes!1!

…IT WAS HERMINNI!

I ducked my head, so I wouldn't be seen. Why is such a PLEBIAN inside The Forbidden Forest™?!

But then…I HEARD A DIFFERENT VOICE!

I could only see the persons pointy shoes and was confused. Nani is happening, I wondered to myself wisely. I was curious as George.

I decided to take advice from the best person to take advice from, me! And I knew it would work. It always does, teehee!

But then finally, the voices started to be louder. Suddenrei, I saw!

…IT WAS VOLZIMORT!

HUHH! I gasped.

Then they heard.

"who is there" They ROARED. I could tell they were angry. I had been though SOOO much, and I was just ready to relax my stress and problems away. I mean, I TOTALLY deserved it. But I had to leave my amazing life story aside, because I could actually DIE! I was SO scared, I can't even.

I shut my mouth, thinking about my glorious plan. If I just stop talking, they'll think I'm just a squirrel or whatever. And then I can just leave! I knew Hermime was bad to begin with lol I am so good at reading people! But she's with Vlodemont and he's evil!

Then suddenly, a shiny black broom with long black broomhairthingies and a black shiny wood-thingie came from the sky. It was black, and so I knew it wasn't in any way a danger to me. I climbed onto it, and flew so quick that I didn't make any noise at all. It was like teleportattation!

And then while flying I see a note on the broom. It said:

"To the most amazing person in the world, Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha Bakugou Todoroki Peverell.

You are amazing and great at anything, and so I need to gift you this. Not many people know, but there was a fourth Peverell brother, 'the phantom fourth man'. He too got a gift just like the others. It's this broom. It is capable of invisible teleportation. Use it well. Oh, who am I kidding, of course you will. You're Estique Maroon du Rose Uchiha Bakugou Todoroki Peverell, after all! LOL!

kthxbye,

xoxo some1 mysterious lol"

and I sighed in relief. And den I went bak to da school.