The other side belongs to THE GREATEST SHOWMAN.

(Please not i change the word to dang cause, well, I'm not comfortable placing curse words in my work, feels wired and uncomfortable to me)


Balan Wonderworld: The Rusherz ACT

Act 6 Intermission to the other side

Lasso sat at the head of the Table, looking at the owners and some of the news casters that were recording the meeting.

Lasso: I suppose you all know why you are here right?

Arthur Blank: Chief...and what happened in Washington back in January right?

Lasso: Correct. *Lasso places his hands together* After the events in 2020, as well as many, MANY changes to the Washington team. I do beleive you can agree on me Mr. Snyder.

Dan Snyder sadly nodded.

Dan Snyder: Yes, and i can confirm as well that Chief has unfortunately be apart of all that has happened and has been harmed.

Lasso: Then you Mr. Snyder will agree to my deal?

The owners, including San Snyder looked confused.

Dan Snyder: And this deal would be?

Lasso looked up at them

Lasso: Give the Washington Fans a voice in how Chief is feeling about all then and the team, support them through these times.

Dan Snyder: A fan ambassador.

Lasso turned to him.

Lasso: That's not a bad idea there, wasn't thinking of an ambassador but that might work?

News Caster: Your kidding me...YOU WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE OWNERS FOR THE WASHINGTON TEAM FANS TO VOICE THEIR THOUGHTS?

Art Rooney II: It doesn't sound like it would hurt anyone.

Virginia Halas McCaskey: But Lasso, this will take a lot of effort.

Lasso: That's where you all come in...support the decision.

Packers Ambassador: You mean...like our team but the owners still own it and the fans tell them what they came up with.

Lasso: Correct. I want you to tell them how you feel about this idea and maybe it can go from there, hopefully in a good way.

New Caster: Like that will ever work!

Lasso glared at him.

Lasso: I'm sorry this ain't the news drama YOU wanted. But it's time for a positive change to this madness, and It's up to you *to the owners* to decided if your in or not.

Lasso sits up looking at everyone.

Lasso: *Determination* Right here, right now

I put the offer out

I don't want to chase you down

I know you see it

They nodded.

You run with me

And I can cut you free

Out of the drudgery and walls you keep in

Taps foot in irritation Grabs the bottle and pushes it aside.

So trade that typical for something colorful

And if it's crazy, live a little crazy

You can play it sensible, a king of conventional

Or you can risk it all and see

Get on the Table, Walks down seeing all.

Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play

'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride

It'll take you to the other side

'Cause you can do like you do

Or you can do like me

Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key

Oh, dang! Suddenly you're free to fly

It'll take you to the other side

The news man had enough and steps up.

News man: Okay, my friend, you want to cut me in

Well I hate to tell you, but it just won't happen

So thanks, but no

I think I'm good to go

'Cause I quite enjoy the life you say I'm trapped in

Lasso rolled his eyes

Now I admire you, and that whole "show" you do

You're onto something, really it's something

But I live among the swells, and we don't pick up peanut shells

I'll have to leave that up to you

With that the news man smirked.

Don't you know that I'm okay with this uptown part I get to play

'Cause I got what I need and I don't want to take the ride

I don't need to see the other side

So go and do like you do

I'm good to do like me

Ain't in a cage, so I don't need to take the key

Oh, dang! Can't you see I'm doing fine

I don't need to see the other side

Lasso was losing his patients.

Lasso: Now is this really how you like to spend your days?

Whiskey and misery, and parties and plays

News man: *scoffs* If I were mixed up with you, I'd be the talk of the town

Disgraced and disowned, another one of the clowns

Lasso final had enough letting his tears fall

Lasso: But you would finally live a little, finally laugh a little

Just let me give you the freedom to dream

And it'll wake you up and cure your aching

Take your walls and start 'em breaking

Now that's a deal that seems worth taking

Looks away.

But I guess I'll leave that up to you

The owners were silent...till Alex Spanos had enough and pushed the news caster mocking Lasso out of the room, turning to Lasso.

Alex Spanos: Well it's intriguing, but to go would cost me greatly

So what percentage of the show would I be taking?

Lasso: *smiles* Fair enough, you'd want a piece of all the action

I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen

They shake.

Mark Davis: *chuckles* I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine

Lasso: *Shakes Mark's hand; smiles grows* Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime.

The next are the others shouting numbers and shaking hands with Lasso.

Clark Hunt: Fifteen!

Bryan Glazer: I'd do eight!

Dan Snyder: Twelve!

Green Bay Packer representative: Maybe nine!

Jerry Jones: Ten!

Lasso looks at his team's owners hand, a smile grew on his face and Jerry gave a nod.


The door opened with Lasso and the owners sliding out.

All: Don't you wanna get away to a whole new part you're gonna play

'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride

To the other side

AFC Owners: So if you do like I do

NFC Owners: So if you do like me

All: Forget the cage, 'cause we know how to make the key

Oh, dang! Suddenly we're free to fly

We're going to the other side

Lasso swings up to the pole and looks to the sunny skies with hope.

NFC Owners: So if you do like I do

(Lasso: To the other side)

AFC Owners: So if you do like me

(Lasso: We're going to the other side)

Owners: 'Cause if we do we're going to the other side

All: We're going to the other side!

Lasso could not wait to tell Chief the news, he would be excited...If only he knew where Chief was right now.

End of ACT 6


I just did a musical number with the owners of all thirty two teams singing and dance with a Rusher...HAVE FUN EVERYONE ;).