A/N: my old computer broke resulting in me having to improvise. I then lost interest in the story for a time until now
Gary and Mary were in an intense anime type battle, one that the people of Gary's arena enjoyed, when all of a sudden something yelled out "STOP!"
They all looked to where the voice came from and saw this black line with a face and arms, standing there menacingly.
"Who are you?" Deadpool asked.
"I am the line that tells the author where he is on the text," the black line said, "I am the line that highlights letters on the text, I am the line that gives life to letters, and takes that life as well, and I am the line, that will kill you."
"Oh my god talk about repetition," Deadpool said, "can you please stop repeating 'I am the li'..."
The black line pulled out a sword and swiftly sliced through Gary and Mary , and they disappeared as if they were snapped by Thanos.
"Get retconed," the black line said, "now it's time to retcon the rest of this story."
"Retcon the rest of the what now?" Deadpool said
"The rest of the story," the black line said, "the author sent me down into this story with one word "destroy everything.""
"That's not one..." deadpool started, "you know what never mind. But wait the suggestion was you retcon Gary and Mary, not the entire story, you do that... and the author would be going against the suggestion!"
"He said he didn't care, he's ending this, now," the line said.
"You'll have to kill me first," Deadpool said, grabbing a lightsaber out of his pocket and igniting it.
The black line got out a red lightsaber, and stared at Deadpool. Duel of the fates starts playing, both Deadpool and the Line could feel the intensity in the air. Deadpool dashed towards the line at god speed, the line moved in after, their swords clashed and...
shit I'm horrible at writing fight scenes. You're just going to have to bare with me people.
The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried, The line attacked, dp parried, dp attacked the line parried.
So far their battle was epic, the people of Gary's arena were pleased, but the line was sick of this repeating battle, so he jumped into a higher elevation and said, "it's over deadpool, I have the high ground."
"Oh I know what comes next," Deadpool cleared his throat, "you underestimate my..."
The line got out a rocket launcher.
"Power," Deadpool finished.
The line fired the rocket launcher at Deadpool, blowing him to smithereens. The line stepped down from the high ground and looked at Deadpool's body. He then pulled out a phone and called me saying, "it is done." "Good, now finish the rest of them," I said.
That's when Deadpool rose from behind the line, and sliced it into two, meaning that deadpool isn't dead, and that I'm gonna have to continue this series... yay
"Oh don't worry Mr. Author, Soon you won't need to continue this series."
What's that supposed to mean?
A few minutes later*
You guys aren't going to believe this but I am currently hiding out in my closet because deadpool is currently looking for me, and soon he'll find me
"Guess what? I DID!" Deadpool yelled from outside of my door.
Oh shit. Guys he slamming on my door right now, I don't know how much time I have.
"If you don't open this damn door right now I'll blast it open," Deadpool said.
"Ok I've got to think, what to do what to do," I said.
I looked around my room and got an idea for how to save my own ass. I got on my computer and started typing as fast as you can type when you've been writing FanFics for about 2 years.
Deadpool eventually broke the closet door down, but it doesn't matter, because I've disappeared from this realm
"From this realm?" Deadpool asked in confusion, "where are you."
Where I'm about to take you! I begin to teleport Deadpool to another arena. It is here where I sit atop a throne watching Deadpool hilariously freak out. Here's the deal, I'm going to send waves upon waves of enemies upon you. If you manage to survive most of them, I'll let you go, if you don't manage to survive them, you'll die. The choice I have to present to the reader is simple.
You have one fictional character to choose to aid Deadpool upcoming battle. It can be any character from any fandom. Who do you choose to help Deadpool?