Embarrassing Secrets And A Shocking Twist
Okay, so in this next chapter we are going to look at Blu and Alex being warmed at the bar by Fernando about Keith's new intentions. We will now see how the effects of fear can make you feel incredibly enraged! So how about instead of explaining, how about I get to the chapter? Let's do it! P.S You know how much I like to drop twists and plot changes in a story to intrigue my readers! I bet you won't be expecting what's about to happen in this chapter!
A few hours after their morning flight in Cairo, our favourite feathery friends had decided to stay where they were at the time, because they were having too much fun!
In that same bar in the city, where Donkor lead Blu and Alex to. Our three feathery friends were still in there, enjoying a few drinks while telling each other some funny stories about their past.
"So anyway, after we have a few drinks in this very bar, I hear someone screaming about an assassin! So I quickly get out of there with my friends and flew home as quickly as I could!" Donkor explained his story while sipping his beer.
"I bet it was RDJ! He told us he spent some time in Cairo to find the bird responsible for his parents and girlfriend's murder!" Alex responded with a chuckle while chugging his drink. "You don't have to worry about him, he's a really good guy!"
"I bet! If anyone murdered my family, I would travel the whole world in search for the bird responsible! My respects to him! I'd love to meet him one day!" Donkor beamed as he clinked glasses with his son in law.
Where Donkor and Alex could handle their drink quite well…Blu on the other wing, decided to swap to water early because he was afraid of getting drunk.
"Come on Blu? Don't be such a pussy! Drink with the guys!" Donkor laughed in a heavy tone as he slapped Alex on the back, which made him wince a little in pain. But he knew that it was difficult to not make a scene in front of his father in law. "Or are you afraid of a little beer?"
"No thanks Donkor! I have to be sober for when I return to Jewel! Last thing she wants is a drunk husband in her bed, because that's how I became a father again!" Blu replied as he poured himself another glass. "Which I still think is incredible!"
"Woah there son? You telling me that the night you made your kids…you were drunk?" The king asked curiously with an eyebrow raised. "So…you fondled her while she was asleep? Or you forced yourself on her until she finally gave up?"
"Wha…What? NO! Of course not!" Blu angrily spoke while crossing his wings in irritation. "We were both drunk and it just happened!"
"Oh really? Only a pervert would say that!" Alex joked a little as he started filling up his glass with more beer. "Or a drunk trash bird!"
"I am not a pervert!" Blu argued back again with an annoyed look. "Trash bird? Really?"
"That's like the pervert motto! Stick your wing in the air and stick your other wing up your cloaca and repeat that!" The snowy owl male joked again as the two owls burst into laughter. "You are sooo a perv!"
"Oh haha very funny!" The blue macaw male sarcastically groaned while rolling his eyes at them. But for one short moment…he thought of something hilarious. Then a large mischievous grin appeared on his beak. So he turned back around and faced Donkor and Alex with that same mischievous grin. "Hey…Donkor? Did I ever tell you about the time that Alex got so drunk that he passed out in Minnesota?"
The snowy owl male immediately stopped laughing and widened his eyes in horror, as he saw the way Blu was looking at him. "You…wouldn't!"
"Try me!" Blu replied with that devilish grin…tapping his wingtips on the table like he was plotting something. "That little pervert comment sounds harsh now doesn't it?"
"No? I don't think you ever did tell me that story? What happened?" The king rose his eyebrow curiously again and stared directly at his son in law. Making him gulp nervously. "Did Alex get drunk and fool around with my daughter!" He did get a little fired up, but no much so after Alex explained.
"Oh no nothing like that! Just…only me getting drunk, but let's not talk about this!" Alex replied while feeling quite upset with Blu at this point.
I think he would LOVE to hear it!" Blu emphasised as he scooted a little closer to Donkor.
"Oh…I don't think telling this story is a good idea?" Alex responded nervously as he tried to stop Blu from telling his father in law his most embarrassing memory. "Please don't! Come on? We are on vacation Blu!"
"Well…Alex here was in a bar in Minnesota…" Blu started the story in a really cheeky way. Which of course made Alex stare at him in a pleading way for him to stop talking.
"Did you not hear me say that we don't need to talk about this?!" Alex rhetorically asked while waving his wing in the air.
But of course this wouldn't make his blue macaw male friend stop. "So anyway, he met your daughter for the very first time!"
"Ughhh…Blu? I don't think he wants to hear this?" Alex once again tried his best to stop him from talking, but all it did was make him carry on.
"So after she started drinking a lot of drinks, Alex thought it would be the most…AMAZING…idea to drink with her at her exact same pace!"
"Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!" Alex kept repeating to himself as he didn't like the fact that Blu was telling this story.
"Then at one point, Alex passed out from the drinking! And he was on the brink of possibly dying from alcohol poisoning!" Blu carried on his story, making sure to explain it in full detail.
"Oh my god! Then what happened?" Donkor asked with an amused look on his face. "Did he start peeing himself?"
"So the bird behind the bar grabs a rope and a glass of water! He started tightening the rope on his belly and starts pulling! But nothing happened! So after a couple more tries, this little guy here…vomits all over the floor of the bar! He has to go the room upstairs for a mint…OR A HUNDRED OF THEM!" Blu shouted the last part with a very cheeky grin.
Blu and Donkor burst into full on laughter when he finished his story about Alex. And the king was laughing so much that he was holding his ribs tightly.
The snowy owl male just shot his friend a very powerful and deadly glare. "I cannot believe you told him that story! It's one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me!" Alex replied a little upset with his friend, but he knew that it was revenge for the whole pervert joke.
Was he going to let him get away with it? Of course he wasn't! So he had to tell Donkor one of Blu's secrets too!
"Okay…Okay! You wanna play it like that?" Alex beamed with a little evil grin on his beak too. Causing Blu to look at him weirdly. "Okay…I got one for you Blu!"
"Oh yeah? As bad as puking all over other birds in a club?" Donkor asked rhetorically as he slapped Blu on the back while continuing to laugh. "Woah woah son are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine? Why do you ask?" The snowy owl male replied as he was unsure as to why he asked him that.
"You just look little green!" The king burst into laughter again, and started clenching his sides as he continued to laugh hysterically.
Alex then took a deep breath and gazed at the other two males. Giving Blu that same malicious grin.
"Okay, when Blu and Jewel were having their first time of intimacy…he fell off of her three times!" Alex blurted out in a loud tone, while Blu then widened his eyes in horror.
"ALEX! What I said was a funny story! What you said was completely personal!" Blu replied really irritably, whining about the way his owl friend explained it. It was even worse that Donkor was laughing for a whole new reason now.
"Oh my god! THREE TIMES?!" Donkor continued to laugh as he moved his gaze back to Blu. "Woah Blu! Be careful you don't fall off your seat there! Or another two times!"
Both owls once again started laughing hysterically at the thought of that story. Making Blu look all embarrassed this time…but he already had another secret in the bag to make a good comeback.
Blu just started shaking his head, as he thought of another…secret to share!
"Okay then…here is another one! When Alex was covered in crabs, our friend Malcom had to continuously kick him to get them off! And he cried as they covered him all over!" The blue macaw male maliciously laughed and pointed his wing at a very horrified owl.
"Really?! Crabs! Oh my god!" The king was laughing so much at this point that he nearly fell off his stall.
"HEY! They are more viscous and itchy than you think!" Alex argued back as he wanted to come up with a better comeback.
Alex then decided to up the ante, by telling Donkor Blu's deepest darkest secret.
"Okay! Blu one time got so drunk, that he had a threesome with two female geese, getting one of them pregnant!" Alex blurted out another secret, causing Blu to up his game. "And they are both living with us in Rio!"
"You…dick!" Blu muttered to his friend, who pulled a silly face to kind of boast about that great comeback.
"Hahahahaha! Now that is hilarious! I have no idea what could top that!" Donkor thought out loud, as he waited for Blu's next comeback story.
"Okay Alex? You rose the bar! So allow me to raise it higher!" Blu beamed with an unamused look to up the ante.
This of course made Alex gulp very nervously as he had no idea what was in stall for him.
"Alex one time had to feed grapes to our gay friend back home, while calling him, your majesty!" Blu beamed as he started clapping his wings to show cockiness.
The snowy owl widened his eyes even further with horror in his eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry! But there is no topping that one!" Donkor beamed as he started banging his wing on the table. "OH MY GOD! MY RIBS! MY RIBS! HAHAHA!"
"Oh I beg to differ!" Alex replied as he stood on top of his table and pointed towards Blu. "One time his son dropped a bee hive on him, and he ran around the tree hollow trying to pull it off!"
At this point in the day, they just decided to do a back and forth of insults.
"On your first day of practicing with your nunchucks, you bashed yourself in the cloaca twice!"
"Your son shaved the letter T on your tummy when you were sleeping!"
"You got so drunk one night that when you went to sleep, you were dry humping a branch thinking it was Siax!"
"HEY! That was only one time! You kissed Jacqueline in a game of truth or dare!" Alex argued back while starting to feel incredibly angry.
"Yours is still worse dude!" Blu beamed as he shook his head from side to side. "But there was the time that you got so drunk, that when you started dancing on the dance floor, you slipped on a glass and face planted into Cabot's butt!"
"DUDE! I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE! YOU WEREN'T EVEN IN THE CLUB THAT NIGHT!" Alex screamed in anger as he bashed his glass on the table and covered his cheeks with his wings.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhhh…you two have really made me laugh today!" Donkor laughed out loud as he wrapped his wings around both of them. "You two really must enjoy your lives in Rio! It's a shame that I got to miss all your nights out and days out!"
"Well you could come visit? Any time you want?" Blu replied in a friendly manner, patting him on the back. "You could stay at the samba club? One of the rooms there is going to be empty! You can come and stay with us whenever you want to!"
"Really? I think me and my wife would absolutely love that!" Donkor replied while continuing to wrap his wings around both of their shoulders.
"Yeah well…just be careful around Blu when he's drunk! He might want a threesome with you and Mandisa!" Alex joked against while continuing the game.
"Then maybe Alex might accidentally slip on the floor and face plant in your cloaca…"
"OKAY! That one was a bit much!" Alex finally decided to call a truce on the joke war and extended his wing towards Blu. "Truce?"
"Truce!" Blu responded with a smile as they both shook wings together.
Suddenly, the front doors to the bar burst wide open, and Fernando came running through the door with a very panicked look on his face.
"OH MY GOD! THERE YOU ARE!" The military macaw beamed as he ran over to the blue macaw male and two burrowing owl males. "I've been looking all over for you!"
"Oh my god! You're the creep who was the mole in my organisation!" Donkor shouted angrily as he went to smash a glass over the male's head, but Blu stood in the way to protect him from any harm.
"No! No! It's okay! He's on our side!" Blu tried to reason with the king, as he rose both his wings up in defence.
"On our side?! He sold me out to Armando and his thugs! He is one of them! Let me deal with this prick!" Donkor shouted again as he went to swing his machete at the military macaw.
But Blu using his quick reflexes and quick thinking, he pressed the lever on his hidden gauntlet and blocked the attack with his retractable blade.
"Blu? What the fuck are you doing? If Donkor says that he is part of the enemy? Then why the bloody hell are you defending him?" Alex blurted out as he got in between Blu and his father in law, to try and calm this little meeting down. "Where did you even get that?!"
"Alex, he works for RDJ! He was undercover working for him when he returned to Egypt from São Paulo! And Fernando here gave it to me!"
"What? He was at São Paulo?" The snowy owl replied with a serious look. "Are you absolutely sure of this?"
"Yes! The day that Julio died, I was there!" Fernando defended himself, as he took a few steps backwards. "Once I switched sides, I returned to Egypt to find my family and move them back home! But once I got back here I found out that Keith banished them! Then Armando killed them! That's why I didn't return here! Yes I was a mole when working for Armando! But you have to believe me! When RDJ spared my life, I wanted to make things right! Please! I'm telling you the truth!"
Once Fernando finished explaining everything that he went through at the time, Donkor slowly lowered his weapon. Then Blu retracted his blade and returned to normal.
"Start talking then! What are you doing here?" Alex shouted at the military macaw, while he untied his nunchucks from his waist.
"Okay, so after I stopped working for Armando, I spent some time here alone looking for answers about my family's disappearance! At the time I didn't know who banished my family! I always thought it was Donkor!"
"Well, I wouldn't do that to them! She was a young woman with her son! So carry on?" The king replied as he put his machete back in his holster.
"So after you guys turned up, I wanted to originally get rid of Blu so I could steal his wife! Because I still had hatred towards royalty!"
"Okay…then what happened?" Alex asked again as he lowered his nunchucks.
"Then Keith explained to me that he wanted to steal Siax but I changed my mind because Jewel…she is pregnant! I could never tear apart another family when mine was already taken!"
"Okay, carry on!"
"So after I backed out, I remember what RDJ said to me back in São Paulo! He said to me that I work for him, and that I had to do everything I could to protect him and his friends! So when I found out that you guys know him…That means I now work for you!" Fernando finished the first part of his explanation while defending himself.
"Okay…now that you have stated your case! Why are you here?" Donkor asked with a softened expression while lowering his weapon.
"Keith has now gone back to your home! He's now going to take Siax by force!"
"WHAT?!" All three of them simultaneously shouted while widening their eyes in horror.
"Well…why didn't you start with that?!" Alex asked angrily as he proceeded to tie his nunchucks back around his waste.
"You didn't give me a chance! You wanted to kill me!" Fernando argued back before hiding behind Blu again.
"Oh no…he is not taking my desert flower anywhere! We have to go back! NOW!" Donkor screamed as Blu and Alex nodded their heads in agreement, before bursting out of the bar doors quickly. "YOU! YOU ARE COMING WITH US!"
"Me? Are you sure? Because I already sent some of my friends to help them!" Fernando replied as he too left the bar and managed to catch up to them.
"What do you mean friends? What are you talking about?" Blu asked as he slowly turned his head to the right.
"I asked the assassins for help, and they agreed! If we are lucky, they might already be there just in time to save her!" The military macaw replied with a hopeful tone, as they all proceeded to fly back home as quickly as possible.
"I bloody hope so…otherwise…Keith is gonna have my knife pierced through his fucking skull!" Alex angrily growled, as he lead the four of them back to the building. "Don't worry Siax! I'm coming for you my love!"
Somewhere In Cairo…
"Ughhhh…my head! Owwwww!" A muffled voice came from Siax. As she slowly started to gain her consciousness back. But when she tried to rub her head, she couldn't move her wings. "What?! What the hell?!"
She was in fact tied to a pole in the city centre. With a table in front of her, with various fruits and nuts decorated on the top of it. With a single stall on the opposite side of the table.
"What is going on here? Where am I?!" Siax screamed again as she tried to pull herself free of the rope.
"Ahhhh…you are finally awake my love?" A voice emerged from behind her, and it sent chills down her spine when she heard this deep mysterious voice.
"Keith? What…What are you doing? Let me go!" Siax demanded angrily as she attempted to wriggle herself free at every occasion. But it was of no use.
"Oh come now Siax? You know that I don't want you to go back to him? Why would you? When you already have the most amazing bird standing in front of you!" Keith replied evilly as he sat on the stall on the opposite side of the table. "Care for some wine?"
"You are a good bird Keith…please don't do this?" The burrowing owl female cried as she started to cry in fear. "You can still be my good friend! I don't want to see you get hurt!"
"Oh me? Hurt? Oh no my perfect round specimen of beauty! If anyone tries to steal you back from me…I am going to kill them! Starting with Alex!" Keith laughed maliciously as he started drinking his wine. "Mmmmm, delicious! Why don't you have some?"
"Maybe because I don't want to be too drunk to notice your little girl wings!" Siax snapped in rage, as she spat across the table, with the saliva landing on the barn owl's right cheek. "Now…let me go before I call for my husband!"
"Grrrrr…you're gonna regret that! You fucking whore!" Keith screamed in rage as he used his staff to swipe everything off the table, and he then lunged towards her. Gripping his talon around her throat. "Now…we…are gonna have…some…FUN!" Keith screamed in rage, as he cut her down from the pole, but before she had the chance to escape, he tackled her and pinned her to the floor. "Yeahhh…I'm gonna enjoy this!"
"NO! PLEASE! I LOVE ALEX! I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!" Siax screamed and kept slapping him to get him off of her. But this caused him to punch her in the face brutally, bruising her face with his knuckle. Causing her to spit out some blood.
"Now…you are all…mine!" Keith whispered as he proceeded to start kissing her neck. "Mmmm…you smell so good baby!" He whispered seductively as he continued to touch her in places where she only wants Alex to touch her. It made her start to tear up from the horrible emotional pain that she must be going through at this point.
As Siax closed her eyes and started to fear the worst…soon…she heard a voice emerging from behind them, which snapped both of them out of this horrific moment.
"Let…the girl…go!"
Keith slowly looked behind him…to see what looked like a blue and gold macaw standing there behind them. With a huge sword in their wings. But it's not exactly who you were thinking of! It was…a female blue and gold macaw?
"Hey! You're that…RDJ aren't you! Go and bother someone else! I'm a little busy here!" Keith screamed in anger, as he turned back around to continue with Siax.
"HELP ME RDJ! KILL HIM!" Siax screamed as she tried to get up, but Keith delivered a powerful blow to the back of her head. "Why are you just standing there RDJ?"
"RDJ? Who's RDJ?" The blue and gold female macaw asked curiously as she rose her sword upwards. "Sounds kind of weird that name? Is it because I'm from Rio? That you think I'd be named after my city? That's just weird!" She replied a little annoyed with their accusations.
"The blue and gold macaw assassin? You're not him?" Keith asked her strangely, cocking his head to the side.
"Woah woah woah! Him?! You mean…I'm not the last of my kind?" The female asked while widening her eyes in surprise. "If what you are saying is true…then…this RDJ…must be…he must be my…"
"SIAX!"
All three birds swiftly turned around, to see Fernando, Blu, Alex and Donkor arriving on the scene. All with their weapons raised as they landed right next to Siax.
"What the…another one?" Blu thought to himself as he gazed at the female in question, who waved at him nervously.
"Erm…hi there!" She nervously waved while getting back into a fighting stance. "I'm an assassin that Fernando called upon to help!"
"I thought that RDJ was the only one?" Blu spoke up as he couldn't take his eyes off her in confusion.
"Okay, you keep referring to this RDJ? Who is he?" The female asked again a little impatient with them. "Is he like a good friend of yours? Because I've not been to Rio since I was a young girl after my parents died!"
"Parents?! Hold on a second…No…No it can't be!" Alex thought to himself, as he started scratching the back of his head.
"He's another blue and gold macaw! But he is a male! Wait a second…wouldn't that mean that you two could possibly be…" Siax was about to finish her sentence while leaning upwards, but Keith decided to rudely cut her off.
"WILL EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" Keith screamed in rage as he jumped to his feet and threw a knife towards Donkor, who luckily rolled out of the way, and managed to land back on his talons. "MEH MEH MEH! I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THIS! ALEX! YOU AGAINST ME! RIGHT…NOW!"
Alex narrowed his eyes at the barn owl male, and untied his nunchucks from his waste as he got into a fighting stance.
"I hope you are ready to die today! You are gonna pay for EVERYTHING you have taken from me!" Keith screamed as he dropped his spear and pulled out what looked like a metal bat. "I'm gonna enjoy licking the blood of the sides of my bat!"
"So be it! Let's just get this over with!" Alex shouted in rage as he lifted up his nunchucks ready for battle. "Are you okay sweetie?"
"Ughhh…I've been better!" Siax replied as Keith got off of her, and she ran to hide behind Blu for the battle. "I'm just glad that you're here!"
"I'm glad too! I love you!" Alex sweetly spoke to her while blowing her…well a kiss until he was interrupted by a punch from Keith who sent him flying into a wooden crate.
"OH MY SAMBA! ALEX? ARE YOU OKAY?!" Siax shrieked in fear as she saw her husband slowly getting back up onto his talons.
"I'm fine! I just wasn't ready that time!" Alex responded angrily while motioning for Keith to attack him again.
"You won't be fine for long! You puny…little…waste!" Keith responded evilly, as he got himself ready in a fighting pose. "Now…you will fall…A-Lex!"
Yes I know the chapter is shorter than others! But we have finally reached one of the main chapters in this story! Keith vs Alex! The reason why Alex is fighting him because he wants to kill him for insulting his wife and kidnapping her! As well as causing Fernando's family to die! But that's probably not the only thing you have questions about isn't it? Who is this blue and gold female who we just met? How does she fit into the story? And what has she been up to this whole storyline? Well…you will find out everything in the next few chapters! So I will see you all soon for chapter 7!