Dear r/relationship_advice

She's planning to skip town, to maybe be a nice girl from somewhere else!?

She's planning to skip town, to maybe be a nice girl from somewhere else!?

By: DarkAndTwistyDoctor

Dear r/relationship_advice,

You'll never believe what happened! McHot was looking for McAss (formerly McDreamy) all day to tell him that she signed the divorce papers. And she finally found him! I was working with McAss at the time on a patient who needed a Shaymin, and she came in a beautiful outfit telling him they needed to talk. And then she winked at me.

I got her a coffee, an iced one just the way that she likes it. With the vanilla syrup and the cream. I considered tasting hers to see what it tasted like, but I thought that would be deceitful so I ordered one for myself. It's delicious! And what's even more juicy is that I asked if she wanted to hang out with me, and she says that she might. Then I hid her a card in her mailbox. I hope that's not too desperate. It has a flower attached. Not a rose, that's too obvious, but a nice flower.

She does smile at me a lot. In a nice way. I think she's looking into my soul when she does. And then later today she said she would hang out with me! So we went to the park. And we had lunch, and she had these fancy cheeses with some fancy crackers and italian bread. It so so delicious and she told me about her day, and how she likes surgery, and how she has a brother she adores even though he can be annoying. I get that, I think that if I had siblings that I would be annoyed at them too. And she said thanks for the coffee, and the picnic, and she said she'd like to do it again sometime.

Only the problem is, she confessed to me that she's going back to New York! She only came here on a temporary contract, and she came to see if she could get Derek back. But she promised him she'd be out of here once they're divorced, and they're nearly divorced, so she's moving away, and she was the one good thing I had going for me other than my friends.

And I didn't want her to see me cry, so I just nodded, and she told me about her practice that she had with her friends there, and how she's going to live in one of the properties she and Derek used to own. And I asked her if she was going to date anyone, and she said that she didn't know yet, but maybe. And she didn't say anything more than that so I still don't know if she likes girls.

And now I'm a mess, because how can I confess that I like her if she's going to disappear!?

She asked if I was going to date McAss after she left, and I told her no. AND GUESS WHAT SHE SAID!? She said 'good girl,' again, and I nearly died on the spot. I choked a little, on my water. And she patted me on the back and she told me I'm too good for him. And then she helped me pack up the picnic, and she said she was going for one last drink in this town before she left and said I could join if I want to. And I'm going to. Because it would be rude not to…

HELP ME!

Ty readers, here's what I have in response:

Nicoleg86

I love the name McAss, it seems to suit him. As for McHot, did you ever get that picture? Anyway, as I was reading this, I was proud, I was proud that you finally admitted that you like her, have a crush, or just really, really, want her. Good for you, I still like the idea of just bringing her coffee, or whatever else she may like. Try to ask her how her day has been going, how she likes where you both live right now? I think she may like you some, not sure how much. But usually the wife doesn't smile at the mistress, they usually want to hit them or something like that. As I read the relies on here I can't help but wonder if maybe she is a reader? Or if she has her own account? No matter what, keep being nice to her and helpful, one of these days you will surprise bus and tell us that you and her shared your first kiss.

Also think about how happy she can make you, I mean you got all happy with the "Good Girl"

Thank you, it IS a good name. I never got a picture, no. I thought about asking her to take one with me at the picnic but I was too caught up in staring at her. She opened up to me when I brought her coffee. She always says hello to me. Now she tells me what her day was like, this is all fabulous advice but I don't think I'm ever going to kiss her… Even if she did call me a 'good girl' this morning. You have no idea how how it makes me when she calls me that.

Dangerosa

Dear OP,

I just found this but I got to say the way you describe her is... interesting. My poor queer heart can't even imagine the way this could play out.

But as said before, dump that dude. Lying douchebags do u no good, no matter how charming they might be, believe me. Next thing he tells you he has a group of sister-wives and is some Mormon 0_o

Anyways, the wife tho.. definitely try to hit her up. Bet she's smoking and maybe, just maybe she's a bit bi :)) god sorry, I'm assuming, but can't get my mind out of the gutter.

Good luck and stay safe out there (and away from Mormon man and his maybe barrage of sister-wives.)

Thank you very much, I apprecaite the validation that I made the right decision in dumping him. I haven't caught him in any more lies yet, but I haven't been talking to him very much. I STILL DON'T KNOW IF McHOT IS BI. I tried asking one of her friends, an ortho doc, but she said it wasn't her business to say. And I respect that.

Dear OP,

NOW MY MIND IS IN THE GUTTER. She's hot? Good, go for her. Red hair, oop that's hot, probably matches the scrubs and SHE SAVES BABIES, hot and probably makes her a good person too. Definitely get to know her, AND BE NAUGHTY. Embrace it ?. Excuse my French but fuck the judgy ppl (not literally, only take it literally for the smokin' redhead).

And a neurosurgeon living in a trailer? What? That's some midlife crisis type of bullshit. Definitely don't do him. What a douchebag.

And you know for her not swinging that way... I believe everyone kind of swings for the same sex if u catch my drift. Glad she stood up for you. Definitely makes you both kinda dirty if she cheated first, he probably didn't even do anything to deserve her kinda understandable... (mind out of the gutter I know.) but anyways have a good one, stay safe and do the redhead ;)

Yes, my mind always seems to be in the gutter these days. Her skirt rode up a little when we were having a picnic, and I got a glimpse of her inner thigh. Her skin is milk and pale and so smooth. I just want to touch it… All over… I've embraced my libido, I just try to have some control over it.

I think that McHot is moving because she doesn't want to live in a trailer any more, and I don't blame her. It's kinda cramped up there, and she's too classy for that. She does stand up for me, and I respect her for that. She has this commanding voice that makes me shiver.

Dear OP,

Mommy issues and an older hot doctor that you call McHot? Uhuh.. keep denying you have a crush on her, and keep denying that you have a praise kink, we all know the truth. Are you trying to convince yourself that it isn't like that or us? Because I feel like you're doing a miserable job at least on the whole convincing us thing.

And you being a stuttering mess over her hotness doesn't have us convinced either. YOU NEED TO SEDUCE HER, STAT! She saved your best friend, maybe show up wherever she's staying in a trench coat as a thank you ;).

(Yeah yeah mind out of the gutter but fuck that)

And stay away from that McDreamy dude. Nooo, nooo no. You need to GET HER. Before he comes and manipulates either of you into getting his perfect white picket fence life ? ﾟﾤﾢ

Please just imagine for a second the POWER two hot lesbian doctors would have together, and her being your teacher just spices things up. (I AM NOT GETTING MY MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER ANYMORE)

GO GET YOUR GIRL. Stay safe and see you soon. And tell your best friend to get well soon. :)

Okay, so I do turn into a mess when I have a… Okay fine I'll call it a crush now. She's so crush-worthy. I managed to have an entire conversation with her today without hyperventilating, so that is a start. We would so be a power couple. We would go on the funnest dates, and have the hottest kisses, I can tell. I wonder if I could move to New York for her. Would that be insane?

OP

If McAss - that's what I'll call him from now on, thanks to u/nicoleg86 for that fine suggestion - doesn't sign the papers, I'll turn McHot into McHotWidow real fast. I'll bury him under that trashy trailer of his or something.

As for you and McHot, "pick me, choose me" ... isn't that a tad bit cheesy, HOT SEDUCTION is the key. Get kinky with her. Take her out dancing or whatever it is that you doctors do in that loveshack/drama house you call hospital.

Get her into a cute dress, wine and dine her and then take her to bed, end the night with a bang that makes her forget McAss's name. I mean from her comments she seems into it, and from her actions she seems INTO YOU. So get your game plan on. And make you be unforgettable for her. I'm glad that you've finally seen the light and come onto the dark side of us McAss haters.

I said it before and I'll say it again GET YOUR GIRL.

As for that kink thing, HOT! She'll be into that, I know it, you know it, she knows it. Maybe- no no. Okay I'll say it. Roleplay. Kinky, hot, seductive... (DONT TELL ME TO GET MY MIND OUT OF THE YOU KNOW WHAT. I KNOW. I AM PAINFULLY AWARE. get yourself the girl before you end up like me getting lost on Reddit in hopes of seeing the perfect love story unfold AND BE THAT STORY.)

Make her ditch the husband with a hot, romantic scene and then ride off into the sunset on a beach. You know as her knight in shining whatever.

Anyways Dr. Grey, I enjoyed getting enthralled in your love story but I've got to get my mind cleaned from all the gutter stuff. Have fun, stay safe, and most importantly get your girl :)

Okay maybe you're right about 'pick me, choose me,' being a bit cheesy. I've got to come up with something a bit more nuanced for her. Dancing! I bet she'd be a wonderful dancer. I'd dance around the kitchen with her. Or a club. Or anywhere, really.

Oh, you all think she's into me. I think it's just wishful thinking, I can't get my hopes up. If I did have her in my bed she wouldn't forget it. She'd see stars, and be awake for hours. I'd love to show her how good she can feel, and I bet she would do the same for me.

I'd like to think of her as mine, of wearing cute dresses for me. Even if maybe I do have a little bit of a praise kink, just a bit. What? Kinks are sexy. They get me going. I'd love to take her to the beach maybe in a sports car. Or just my truck. Whichever. She'd be my knight in shining… Whatever. But I'd treat her like a princess. Thank you for the kind wishes, I'm wishing myself luck here.

Dear OP,

She wants to bone you. I'm not even gonna bother trying to sugarcoat it. She's proposing threesomes as 'jokes' and smirking at your accidental sexual innuendos and I can feel the tension from here.

Does she have any friends at the hospital? Friends you could ask stuff like "hey, is McHot straight?" "Has McHot ever told you what she likes in bed?"

If you're desperate you could even ask the husband. It would be amazing revenge.

Ps: OH SHIT, HUSBAND. so maybe don't hook up with her while she's still married but all I'm gonna say is, if (... When) she gets divorced... She's gonna need someone

Okay, seriously? Just because I rant on the internet about how much I desire her does not give the entire internet permission to tell me that she wants to undress me. Do you think it's on purpose she says those things? To destabilize me? Or make me ramble. As I said I asked around, but they were tight-lipped. I was happy for her, she has loyal friends.

I'm not going to ask her husband how she is in bed. Especially after I've been with him. I just don't think it's classy- yes they are still married, so I've got to control myself at least until then. Otherwise I'm just making the same mistakes over again!

MerAddStan

Dear OP,

SHE WHATTTT?! OMG are you kidding us? I don't think you really have to ask her about her past to find out if she's into women. Doesn't this say enough?

And omg she won't go back to him, she served him the papers JEEEEJ?

I am so happy to read that you got her coffee! I would say keep doing that, maybe at a specific time, so she'll notice and start looking forward to it. Maybe around 4pm? And then maybe miss one after a while and see how she reacts.

Omg is there literally nothing this fine woman can't do? I'm sorry the surgery didn't go as planned. I don't think she was talking about her husband tho at the end. I think she was waiting for you to make a move, I bet this is also definitely scary for her as well. The hug is cute, do more of those things.

As for the McAss, don't tell him, he will see eventually.

Okay, not everyone who is into threesomes is distinctly into multiple genders. Some people have threesomes and they only participate with certain people and the others just watch. I've gotten her some coffees, and maybe I will do so again at four as you say. She seems to need one around that time, don't we all?

Sometimes surgeries don't go well, I hope she hugs me again. Her arms are like a cocoon, I feel so warm in them.

Good for being over McAss! And she smiles at you! That's a good start.

As long as the relationship won't affect your work, I think you should be good.

Omg an email! That is a good one, and if she responds really weird you can just say one of your friends hacked your account.

Your first example seems nice haha I would say let's just go for it! It's not that trashy, and otherwise.. Hacker..

I've not gotten up the courage to send an email. I'm afraid of online hackers… Even though I'm posting about my personal life on Reddit. I hope she smiles at me more. I smile at her a lot.

Haha I bet you want to be on top of that leggy redhead or have her on top of you!

I can't decide. I would like both of those things very much.

A card is always nice, you can really think what to put on there and deliver it.

You should once try to bring up your guys pasts, during one of your newfound coffee dates! And see what she can say about her past!

Yes keep up with the coffee dates! It will lead to friendship, then you can do your spa night, and who is gonna say no to a massage!

Too bad you don't have her number tho.. do a post-it, keep it mysterious.

Maybe I'll write her a post-it note, tell her how much I liked our lunch… Not a date. Just a picnic. Maybe we could have another one.

It is definitely interesting to crush on you teacher if you have a praise kink…

Tell me about it!

What is stopping you for the roses, you said you wanted everything with her, a dog (if she wanted) dates, relationship. Sounds to me like she deserves them! Maybe a nice bouquet (not specifically roses) to wish her the best after its finalized.

And definitely keep on bringing that mug of iced vanilla coffee, because that's how she likes it. Do you think the vanilla is also how she likes her sex?

Last, to keep talking with her. I would see keep it up with the coffees, maybe lunch someday (when you're on her service) you could say you want to discuss some things over lunch?

GOOODLUCKK!

? ￢ﾝﾤ️

As you said, we tried lunch, and it went great. I just hope we have time for another one before she moves away. We were just starting to become friends!

Ruler_of_All_That_Is_Evil

Dr. G, could I speak with you in Room 2005 for a minute?

-McHot

Shoot.

***** END OF CHAPTER 6

Author's Note:

This work is inspired by r/relationshipadvice

by villhag

and on that fic, the commenters would act as Redditors and try to give the OP some advice.

Feel free to participate if you like as personas in the comments, and I'll keep them in mind to respond to in future chapters. Thank you so much to those who have contributed so far. As you can see, they have inspired this chapter.

Cheers!

bobbiejelly