Authors Note: Hewo everyone, welcome to the latest instalment of Hells Sweet Embrace! Um, I'd like to say a few things about my week, but if you don't feel like listening to my rambling, then just skip over this next bit. I got an A in my Science class, an A for Spanish, an A for my last English assessment which was writing a story and a B for Humanities, but no-one in my entire grade got an A for it, so that's cool. My team in soccer just won 3-0 and now I'm really tired, lol. Tomorrow I'm going to my friend's sleepover party, so yay! It's also Anzac Day tomorrow, so I guess to be respectful I have to thank them in here for serving Australia, so 'Thanks for defending Australia'. That's pretty much all, so please Read and Review and don't forget to enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do not South Park or any of it's characters.

I'm back at school again, and Craig comes up to me in the hall before class and says "Fuck you Kenny, I'm gonna kill you" before storming away to his next class. I don't know why the fuck he said that, but now I'm twice as worried as I was earlier. Cause now Craig and maybe Cartman are out to kill me.

Actually, definitely Cartman. He just dropped a brick out of a window which nearly killed me, but he sucks at aiming, so he missed. I didn't have anything else to do this lunch, so I was leaning against the side of the brick wall, smoking one of my cigarettes.

Hey, remember earlier when I said no-one remembers when I die? Well, I was wrong. I'm pretty sure he remembers my deaths, but he's too self-obsessed to give a shit.

I know this cause one time after I got runover by a car, he said "Who cares, he dies all the time" to Stan and Kyle who were freaking out as per usual, so yeah, he remembers my deaths. And I fucking hate him for trying to kill me when he knows EXACTLY how many times I've died. I would absolutely love to see him die as many times as I have, in the most excruciating ways possible.

It's still lunch time, and I'm sitting on the fence trying to think of reasons why Craig might want to kill me.

Wait. I think I know why. I might have pushed him in front of a car when I was drunk last weekend. Yep, that's definitely why. Well, all I have to do is avoid Craig for the next week, then I'll be fine.

We have Math's again, and as I've already said, I HATE Math. We're learning about negative and positive integers, and changing fucking decimals to fractions or some shit like that. I don't know when the fuck we're ever gonna use that crap later in our lives, so I'm just going to read my porn and look at hot chicks titties.

Ugh, Craig has tried to kill me 3 times so far this week, and he finally did it. Great job Craig, fuck you to the moon and back you cock head!

His first attempt to kill me was pretty basic, just a simple push in front of a car. Luckily for me, the person driving the car wasn't high OR drunk, which is rare in this town, so they stopped the car before it hit me.

His second attempt to kill me was nearly successful, as he almost made me drown in Starks Pond, which wasn't frozen because some of our many hobos had a trash fire on it. Believe it or not, but I can actually swim, so when he 'accidentally' pushed me into the water, I swam to the side and got out. I'm actually surprised that I didn't die of hypothermia.

I guess he was sick of me not dying, so this time after school he just shot me in the head. A fool proof plan if you will, cause who can survive a shot to the head?

Well anyway, I'm back in Hell - I don't even know what bad shit I did this time - and am sitting on the edge of Damien's king-sized bed, waiting for him to pick a god damn movie, but he takes fucking forever.

"Could you hurry up and pick a movie already Damien? I'm gonna be going back to Earth soon" I say to him.

"Geez Kenny, sorry. I'm just trying to pick a good movie" he replies defensively.

Asshole.

"Please just pick a movie already, I've already told you I don't really care what we watch. And if you're really that stuck, just choose a good porno movie" I say wearily.

I eventually fall asleep waiting for him, and wake up back on Earth in my bed.

Yay! 6th chapter done! This one was definitely better than the last one, so I hope you all enjoyed it. Oh, just a quick note, I had to change Kenny's age from 13 to 16 because of a later chapter that wouldn't make as much sense if he was 13. A very big thanks to you for reading! I wish you all much happiness and luck, Random South Park Fan :3