(Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies a boat with two men. One is dropping the anchor, while the other is securing the sails.)
Man 1: (finish dropping anchor) Oh boy, what a day.
Man 2: (tying the last sail) I'll say, for a minute there I thought we would be trapped in the Bermuda Triangle forever.
Man 1: But as always nothing can beat the Pine Family! Right, Ford?
Ford: (climbing down the mass) I couldn't agree more, Stan.
Stan: You know, ever since we saved Gravity Falls thanks to those kids, it feels like our lives have been reconnected. Two brothers against the world!
Ford: You got that right, brother. Guess the kids actually taught us how to get along, and it worked!
Stan: So, what's the plan for...
(Stan was interrupted by a beeping sound coming from the lower deck.)
Stan: Hey, what's that noise?
(Stan and Ford head to the lower deck of the boat. As they arrived to the lower deck, they see a flashing light from one part of the control panel making the beeping sound. Ford walks towards the panel, turns off the sound and sees the energy readings on the screen. Ford was extremely shocked by the results.)
Ford: No.
Stan: Ford?
(Ford then opens one the file cabinets next to the control panel and pulls out a data file. He puts the file on the control panel and searches through it. Eventually, he found the printed data he was looking for. He looks at the data and looks back at the energy readings on the screen.)
Ford: It can't be.
Stan: Hey, Stanford. You okay? You're kinda freaking me out, bro.
Ford: Stanley, come over here and look at this. (As Stan approaches, he shows Stan the data in his hand and the energy readings on the screen) Look at this data and these energy readings.
Stan: (looks at them both) Okay, they kinda look exactly the same. So what?
Ford: (holds up the data) Stanley, these are the energy readings when I made that portal. (points at the screen) And these are the same readings that are current.
Stan: Wait, Ford! Don't tell me you're saying what I think you're saying.
Ford: Stan, someone is making the portal to Weirdmageddon.
Stan: Dah! I told you not to tell me that! How is that even happening!? I thought you said that your journals were destroyed!?
Ford: They are! Though whoever is reconstructing the portal must've discovered another method of doing so. Whatever the reason, we must find the culprit reconstructing the portal and stop him before it's too late.
Stan: Could it be back at Gravity Falls?
Ford: After what the people of Gravity Falls witnessed and experienced from Weirdmageddon? I highly doubt that. No, it has to be coming from a different location.
Stan: But where?
Ford: (moves to a different control panel) Give me a minute. (starts typing) Using these energy readings, I can triangulate the precise location of the source.
(Then shows geographic map popping up on screen. It starts zooming in. It keeps zooming till it eventually found the location.)
Ford: (points at the screen) There, that's our next destination! Royal Woods, Michigan! We have to get there as soon as possible!
(Later, it cuts back to Royal Woods, where Billincoln and Lisa just arrived at the Loud house.)
Billincoln: (as Lisa got out of the van) Head back to the others and guard the portal.
Chunk: (mindless) Yes master.
(Billincoln hopped out of the van and Chunk drives off. Luna comes out of the house and ran past Lisa.)
Luna: Hey, Chunk! Hang on! Chunk! (watches Chunk drive off) Aw, dang it!
Billincoln: Something wrong, Rockstar?
Luna: Chunk promise to find me a gig later this week, but he hasn't talked to me all day. I even tried calling him, but he wouldn't pick up.
Billincoln: Really?
Luna: Yeah. (realized something) Hold on, what were you and Lisa doing with Chunk?
Billincoln: Well, if you must know, I was helping our little genius with her new research. However, I needed a little help. I came across Chunk and asked him if he could lend a hand and he said, "Sure, Máté. Got nothing else better to do anyway.". Didn't even mention about trying to find you a gig.
Luna: (surprised) Dude, he actually said that?! What the heck!? How can Chunk just flake on me like that!?
Billincoln: My guess is he doesn't want to be your roadie anymore. He could be trying to retire. Maybe he doesn't have taste in your music anymore. He might be pursuing a career that he wants to do without you.
(Falling for Billincoln's lie, Luna started to feel a little upset.)
Billincoln: If I were you, I would start looking for a new roadie just to teach him a lesson. (yawns) Well, I am exhausted. I'm calling it night. (heads inside the house) See you in the morning!
(Luna eventually goes inside as well, sulking. The next day, everyone in the Loud house were in the living room doing their own thing. All except for Leni, Lucy, and Lana, who were in the kitchen feeling down about what happened yesterday. Luna was in the dining room feeling down as well about last night. Luna sees Chunk's van pull up in the front. She grunts at the sight of Chunk.)
Luna: Think that punk has the nerve to show up here after bailing out on me? Wait till I fire him!
Billincoln: (from upstairs) Lisa, our ride is here! Time to go! (walks downstairs)
Lisa: (from upstairs) Coming, Lincoln! (runs downstairs)
Billincoln: (opens the door for Lisa) Oh, please. Little geniuses first.
Lisa: (does a bow) Why thank you, dear brother.
(Lisa walks out of the house. Billincoln follows her out and closes the door behind him. They got into Chunk's van and drove off. Everyone in the living room became concerned about Billincoln's behavior.)
Luan: Is it just me or are those two getting along too well?
Lori: Now that you mentioned it, he was with her all afternoon yesterday.
Lynn: Doing what?
Lori: All he told was he and Lisa were doing "science stuff".
Lola: Hey, now that I think about it, he did stand up for her when I accuse her for starting that fire at our school.
Lynn: Man, what is going on with Lincoln? First, something went wrong with him and Clyde and now this.
Lori: Wait, what?! What do you mean?
Lynn Jr: No joke. Heard something went wrong with him and Clyde.
Lola: Where did you hear that?
(Lynn Jr stared at Lola. The other sisters found out what she was talking about. They rushed on over to the kitchen where Lana, Leni, and Lucy are eating their breakfast. The three girls noticed the others around them.)
Lana: What?
Leni: What is it?
Lucy: This better be important.
(A few minutes later, all the Loud sisters, with the exception of Lisa, were at Lori's room for a sibling meeting.)
Lori: Alright, girls. We all know what we are going to discuss. But first, we are going to let Lana, Lucy, and Leni tell us what they know that happened to our brother.
(Leni, Lana, and Lucy came to the front of the room.)
Lana: We know that you hate us for the stuff that has happened for the past few days.
Lucy: But we have found some information regarding our brother.
Leni: So, please listen to us!
(The other Loud sisters looked at each other in response. They turned back to the three girls.)
Lola: Alright.
Luna: You can tell us what you need to say.
Lana: Alright, you may recall it all started during that time our rooms got destroyed.
Lynn Jr: Right.
Lucy: Our brother was very upset about this.
Lola: Don't remind us, we already felt guilty enough about calling his food trash!
Leni: Yeah…
Lana: However, don't you find it a bit suspicious that he referred to the three of us as the "favorite sisters of the bunch"?
Luna: Hmm.
Leni: I mean think about it: he says we are the three best sisters to him, even thought we never claimed that to him.
Lucy: I also found out that he claimed Lisa was his favorite sister.
Loud sisters: WHAT?!
Lucy: I know. Shocking, but true.
Lori: Why would Lincoln literally say that?! He never picks a favorite sister!
Lana: I don't know, it is kind of strange that he blew up in front of us for dissing his food, then he starts being nice to us, along with choosing Lisa as the favorite.
Leni: But that is not the only reason why Lincoln is acting strange. One night, Clyde came over to the house.
Lori: Right. I remember. He was trying to pressure me on going on a date. Of course, I refused, but I suddenly got furious at him and kicked him out of my room. I heard some bones crunch as he fell down the stairs.
Leni: After that happened, Lincoln ended up getting punched in the face by Clyde outside.
Loud Sisters: WHAT?!
Lana: Yes, Lincoln got punched by Clyde. But that wasn't even the crazy part. Lincoln responded as he enjoyed it.
Lucy: He also tried to provoke Clyde into giving him another punch.
Leni: But Clyde was too upset to do it. And when he left, that smile on Linky's face looked like he planned the whole thing.
Lynn Jr: Why didn't you guys say anything?
Lana: We would, but you guys treated us like outcasts even after we helped clean up the house. We thought we lost your trust.
Luan: Yikes.
Lola: (popping in) There's more stuff I find strange about Linky! One day, while me and Lily were out in Royal Woods Park, Linky was meeting Ronnie Anne. However, it wasn't a pretty sight.
Lily: Linky do boo-boo!
(Lori's eyes popped in surprise.)
Lana: What happened?!
Lola: Lincoln started to act like he wasn't into Ronnie Anne anymore. The poor girl felt devasted.
(Lori gets mad)
Lori: Wait till that buck-tooth idiot comes back here so I can shrink him down to a human pretzel for hurting Ronnie Anne's feelings!
Lola: Wait, there's something else fishy going on when that happened. Some girl ended up rising from a bush. It was like Lincoln set it up. Lincoln claimed Ronnie Anne doesn't exist to him anymore. After she ran off crying, he ordered the girl to go back to their workplace. And he said he seemed weirded for a "first kiss".
(Lori was confused)
Leni: Wait, didn't Lincoln kiss Ronnie Anne before?
Lori: Yeah. Even if they don't seem like the cute couple, they still make great friends. It's just flat out crazy that Lincoln would do something like this.
Luna: (realizes something) Dudes! (gets everyone's attention) I think we are all the blame!
Lola: US!?
Lynn: HOW!?
Lori: Luna, what are you talking about?
Luna: Think about it. Ever since we trashed the food, he made for us, he acted differently. I mean, we all know how bad he had it when he admitted how he wanted our parents to kick us out, making him the only child.
Luan: Right. And he tried to make it up for us the morning after with that delicious breakfast.
Leni: And he encouraged us to clean up the mess that happened in our rooms.
Luan: What is going on with Lincoln?!
Lucy: I think I might know.
Lily: Huh?
Lucy: One night I discovered the horrible truth.
(It flashes back to last night, shows Lucy struggling to sleep. She got out her bed, walked out of her room, went downstairs, and entered the kitchen. She opened the fridge to find something to snack on. She then heard something from the backyard. She looks through the window, only to see Billincoln suspiciously entering the garage. He closes the door behind him. Wondering what Billincoln was doing, Lucy quietly went to the backyard head towards the garage. She quietly slightly opens the door without Billincoln noticing. She peeks through the open gap. She then sees Billincoln pull out the Quantum Energy filled canister that Lisa gave him. Billincoln slightly opens the top of the canister. Lucy was shocked as she watches Billincoln absorbing some Quantum Energy and his eyes glowing red. Billincoln pulls out a phone, dispose some Quantum Energy into it. The phone starts dialing numbers by itself. It dials faster and faster till eventually it starts ringing.)
Flashback Billincoln: (answers the phone) 8 Ball! Buddy, how's it going!? Oh? Well you're not the only one who thinks I'm dead. Listen, get everyone ready. Weirdmageddon is going to be unleashed once again! What? The Pines Family? Ha, Ha! Oh, don't worry about them. If you thought I was dead, then they have no clue that I'm back in town. Oh no, not Gravity Falls. I'm actually at Royal Woods. Good thing too! Now we can all go out without some barrier holding us back! How am I pulling this off? Funny story, see? I made a deal with a mortal who summoned me! Who? Oh, some kid from a big family. Now I know what you're thinking but trust me this family is nothing like the Pines. Well for starters, unlike Pine Tree this kid comes with ten sisters. I know right!? Seriously, humans and their hormones. Anyway, He wanted to give up having a family of ten sisters and believe me he was determined to do anything to get. You and I both know what happens next. Bingo! His body under my control! Few days later after, I've been having a little fun while in this body. Oh, you know. Wreaking havoc, starting fires, breaking friendships; basically, bringing in the Chaos. After my little fun, I got someone to reconstruct the portal. Who? One of the kid's little sister. Trust me, this one is a real egghead. Where? Let's just say the army reached their location. What? Worried? Hardly! Look, she maybe a genius, but she's still a kid. And like all kids, they're so easy take advantage of. I'm telling you, she's more gullible than good old Six Fingers. Even if she did figure out what's going on, it will already be too late. What about the others? Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about them. Six of them couldn't care less of what I'm up to, let alone to their actual brother. Although, a certain set of three sisters were likely to shove their noses where it doesn't belong. Who? There's a blonde airhead, a muddy tomboy, and a worthless downer who's only good for funerals.
Flashback Lucy: (to herself in low voice) What?
Flashback Billincoln: Don't worry, I found a way to keep them busy. (walks towards a mirror) 8 Ball, relax. Everything is going according to plan. Look, gotta go. Just get everyone ready. Alright? Alright. See you guys real soon. (hangs up the phone and look at the mirror) Because by tomorrow... (breaths on the mirror, fogging up the glass) Weirdmageddon...(wipes on the glass, revealing Bill Cipher's triangular form on his reflection) is making a huge comeback! (laughs like a madman)
(Lucy was shocked by the sight of Billincoln's reflection. Billincoln yawns and makes his way out. Lucy quickly ran away from the garage and hid behind the trash can. She watches as Billincoln goes back inside the Loud house. Lucy sat there, horrified of her discovery ending the flashback.)
Lucy: ...I eventually went back to my room without him knowing, but I didn't sleep at all that night.
(The rest just stood there silent with shocked expressions on their faces)
Luan: (breaking the silence) Yup, you were definitely dreaming.
Lucy: I'm telling you the truth.
Lori: Well whatever the reason is, (grabs the car keys) I say we go find him and ask him ourselves.
(The rest nod their heads in agreement and follow Lori to the front door while going downstairs. As Lori opens the door, its shows Billincoln on the porch with Chunk, the entire Athletic Club, and the rest of the brainwashed slaves behind him.)
Loud Sisters: (surprised) Lincoln?
Billincoln: Hello! (snaps his fingers)
(The entire Athletic Club reached out to, making the screen go black. What is heard is a huge amount of punches and kicks landing, along with some yelps of pain. The camera shows all the Loud sisters, excluding Lisa, in the garage tied up and brutally injured. Their pets are tied up, next to them. As the girls were struggling to break from their restraints, they see one of the Athletes come in carrying a bruised and battered Lynn Sr. and Rita, whom also tied up.)
Loud Sisters: Mom! Dad!
Lynn Sr. & Rita: Kids!
(The Athletes put Lynn Sr. and Rita next the girls. Billincoln walks up to them.)
Billincoln: Oh, good! The whole gang is here!
Rita: Lincoln Loud! What is the meaning of this!?
Lynn Sr.: Have you lost your mind completely!? What's gone into, son!?
Billincoln: You know, those are good questions! Did I lose my mind!? What exactly has gone into me!? So many good questions!
Rita: (strict) Lincoln, we're serious! What's going on!?
Billincoln: Let's just say, someone here was snooping around instead being where they supposed to be and I had to make sure that none of you would try to spoil the party.
Lucy: (whispered to herself) I knew it.
Lana: What are you doing here anyway? I thought you left with Lisa.
Billincoln: I did, but I was dropped off a few blocks away to come back here, while Lisa went on ahead. Because I knew you guys would eventually meddle in my plans, so here we are.
Luan: This isn't funny, Lincoln!
Leni: You're scaring us!
Lori: This literally isn't like you.
Lucy: That's because that isn't Lincoln at all!
Loud Sisters: (minus Lucy) What!?
Lynn Sr. & Rita: What!?
Billincoln: Well, well, well. It was the bat lurking around putting her nose where it doesn't belong. (He was about to take a step closer to the Loud family but a blanket covering a mirror behind him ended up being pulled by his foot. The Loud family gasped at Billincoln's reflection.)
Leni: Linky?
Luna: That's not baby bro, dudes!
Lola: This means Lucy was right!
Lynn Sr.: Kids, what are you talking about!?
Billincoln: Well, looks like the cats out of the bag! (to Lynn Sr.) You see, old man, your daughters are referring to this! (points at his eyes making them glow bright yellow)
(Lynn Sr. and Rita are shocked of what they saw.)
Billincoln: As your daughters have already know, I'm not who you think I am. Let's just say that... (pokes his heads) up in here, has been under new management for a while!
Luna: Who are you, dude!?
Lola: What are you!?
Leni: What do you want with our brother!?
Billincoln: What I am is not really important. As for who I am, the name's Bill Cipher! Nice to properly meet you all. For your brother, want nothing to do with him. I'm only borrowing his body to complete my true goals. Though I must admit, taking over the driver's seat has been loads of fun!
Lana: I bet it was you who started the fire at the school!
Billincoln: Oh, I've done more than just starting a fire. I cause fights, sent lots of kids to the nurse's office, framing them and many more! Sometimes I enjoy hurting people for the enjoyment of it. I even make explosions happen! Watch this!
(With his new powers, Billincoln creates a bomb. He throws it to Mr. Grouse's fence. He whistles for his attention.)
Billincoln: (in sing-song voice) Oh, Mr. Grouse!
Mr. Grouse: What do you want, Loud?
Billincoln: You see that little ball over there in your fence? Remind me what your rule is again.
(Mr. Grouse groans as he picks up the bomb)
Mr. Grouse: I'll say it this last time: My yard, my propert—
(It is too late, as the bomb explodes. The Louds stare at the explosion in horror.)
Billincoln: This truly proves how chaotic I am! No need to thank me for that!
Louds: THANK YOU?!
Billincoln: You're welcome!
Luna: Dude, we might not get along with Mr. Grouse, but that is going way too far!
Billincoln: Can you blame me? That's only one of various explosions I ever made since I took over your brother's body! Anyway, I bet you are all wondering what happened with that big mess on your house. I got to say, it was quite satisfying making all that destruction.
Leni: (gasps) Then it was you! It was you who broke all of our stuff and framing me, Lucy & Lana!
Billincoln: Well, what do you know, there actually is a brain in that airhead of yours!
Lola: (extremely livid) IT WAS YOU WHO SHREDDED ALL OF MY BEAUTY SASHES!?
Lori: Lola! This is literally a bad time to...
Lola: (ignoring Lori) DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO EARN THOSE!?
Billincoln: And do you have any idea how much I really don't care of how you feel!?
Lola: GGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (she tries to break out of her restraints, but the Brainwashed Chandler hits her on the head with a frying pan. She shouts in pain)
Billincoln: Adorable! Speaking of shredding sashes, yeah it was me. However, I didn't do it just to entertain myself. See, I want to make sure you guys don't get in the way of my plans and what better way to do so than to make you all go at each other's throats. Which was really fun to watch, by the way. Five stars!
Lana: But why did you frame me, Lucy & Leni!?
Billincoln: Well after looking over your brother's history with you guys, Snowflake is the very first victim you guys put the blame on whenever things go south. That's why I frame you three, to throw the rest out of my track. Although that's not the only reason, you three are the only siblings who check up on him the most and make him feel better. Which was huge a problem for me. Coming in and possibly spoiling my plans. Blaming the crime on you three was perfect to keep you occupied. Except for the part one of you finally found me. My only regret is... (looks at Lucy) that I should have gone to even greater measures to be sure that you never... (eyes glow red and voice deepens as he glares) get in my way.
(Lucy was frightened by Billincoln's glare and tone.)
Lola: This doesn't make any sense! (she notices Girl Jordan) Isn't that the girl you dated to make Ronnie Anne cry?
Billincoln: To be honest, this girl is one of many slaves I have made during my time here in Royal Woods.
Luna: Wait a sec! It's because of you that Chunk didn't talked to me at all yesterday and gave you and Lisa a ride home! You did something weird to him didn't you!?
Billincoln: (does a Chunk impression) Right as Rain, love! (normal voice) Anyway, yeah, I decided to make that Ronnie Anne chick become heartbroken, so she doesn't spoil my plans. The same goes for Nosebleed, but it is a lot more hilarious to mess around with him because he was lovesick with Phone Girl. Good thing I set him up, making him feel betrayed by Snowflake!
Lori: Wait, what?! (she remembers the night she brutally rejected Clyde) I could have injured him!
Billincoln: And that's what I like about you, Phone Girl. Whenever you feel angry and take it out on your siblings, no one dares to make a peep, otherwise they will risk becoming a human pretzel!
(Lori felt shameful after hearing that. Lynn Sr. and Rita remembered Lisa isn't here.)
Rita: (worried) Oh gosh, LISA!
Lynn Sr.: Where's Lisa!? What have you done with her!?
Billincoln: If I had to guess, I say she's finishing up our little science project.
Luan: What science project?
Billincoln: The key to finally completing my goal! The key to changing your world forever! The key to reopening the gateway to Weirdmageddon!
Lynn Sr., Rita & Loud Sisters: Weirdmadgeddon!?
Billincoln: Yes, Weirdmadgeddon! It is an event of all chaos and no rules! I once made that happen back in Gravity Falls! Unfortunately, I was stopped by some family who had the wits to go against my army. But I ain't gonna let that happen again! Now that we're on that topic, I have an offer which I know you won't refuse.
Lucy: Offer?
Billincoln: Yes, you see over the past few days I've grown to like all of have. (to the Loud Sisters) You constantly let yourselves get consumed by desire that you can't help but to cause so much mischief, so much destruction and so much chaos to other people around! And it's not just other people, to tend bring it to yourselves! (to Lynn Sr. & Rita) And you two constantly allowing this go on time and time again regardless of casualties and damage they cause. All of you are like one big tornado that never stops moving and never stops destroying! That's Weirdmadgeddon material. You'll fit right in with the rest of my friends waiting to come to this world! You guys are like the family I always wanted, but never thought it existed! Trust me, join my cause and your world will finally be free! Time dies out! meaning becomes meaningless! Existence gets flipped! The impossible becomes possible. I'll remake your world into a more fun and better one! A party that never ends with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws! You all be one of us! All-powerful! Greater than anything you've imagined! Having your greatest desire to become a reality! Lori, you will be the most popular girl in the entire universe, the goddess of all social media! Leni, everyone will admire and desire all your fashion designs, making you the greatest fashion designer ever! Luna, the greatest rockstar! Luan, the greatest comedian! Lynn, the greatest all-star! Lucy, the greatest dark poet! Lana, you will have all the animals in your possession, from common house pets to the rarest of creatures! Lola, the most powerful queen! Lily, you can an infinite number of toys in your grasp! Lynn Sr., you will be the greatest chef! Rita, everyone will want to read your novel and admire your brilliance! So, what do say, family? Be part of the Bill Cipher crew?
(There was a moment of silence as the family stared in silence.)
Leni: (breaking the silence) NO!
Billincoln: Okay, Blondie. I know that thinking can be very hard for you, but I'm going need you to put more effort into this.
Leni: (livid) I have put some thought into it and my answer is no! I'm not going to team up with someone who took away my little brother and making him a monster!
Lucy: That goes for me too! I refuse to join your goal!
Lana: Me too!
Lori: I'm literally declining your offer!
Luan: Not joining, and it ain't no joke!
(Lana shakes her head)
Rita: I agree!
Lynn Jr: Count me out!
Lynn Sr.: So do I!
Lily: (blows raspberries)
Luna: Yeah, Bill! You can just count us all out of your offer!
Lola: If you think making me queen will make forget what you did to my Linky, then forget it!
Lori: The point, Bill, is that we care more about our brother than to join you!
Lynn: Yeah, we never give him up!
(Billincoln was surprised to hear that. He starts to giggle. The Loud Family were confused at Billincoln's expression. Billincoln broke out laughing like crazy. As he continues to laugh, he clasps his stomach. Still laughing, drops to his knees and then bangs the ground.)
Luan: What's so funny!?
Billincoln: (gets back up and trying to catch his breath) Man, besides Nosebleed looking like a complete idiot! That was the most hilarious and the most stupid thing I have ever witnessed!
Luna: What, dude!?
Billincoln: (wipes a tear off his eye) The part where you say that you care about your brother is very unbelievable!
Leni: We do care about Lincoln! We would never to do anything to hurt him!
Billincoln: You say that. However, after looking through your actions you have done in the past. Caring is hardly part of your nature. Have you all already forgotten why your brother came to me in the first place? Well, allow me to refresh your memory!
(Billincoln pulls out his Canister, slightly opens it and absorbs some Quantum Energy. His eyes start glowing blue, does some hand gestures and causing some dimensional voids to pop up revealing some of Lincoln's past memories.)
Lynn Sr.: What are these?
Billincoln: These are one of Snowflakes's scarred memories dealing with all of you. (points at a memory from the episode "Heavy Meddle") You said you would never do anything hurt him, yet you had no problem meddling into his girl trouble, convince him to do something stupid and ended getting him a shiner. (points at a memory from the episode "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House") There was also a time you nearly slaughter him for a small stack of cash!
(As Luna watches the memory, she was horrified when she sees the part where she aggressively sends Lincoln flying out of her room using her stereo.)
Luna: (devastated) Oh, dude.
Billincoln: (points at a memory from episode "The Sweet Spot") But that was nothing compare to the time you did the same thing except for a worthless car seat! (points at a memory from the episode "Sound of Silence") There was also a time all of you pranked him because you didn't like the idea of having peace and quiet.
Leni: Wait, that's not why...
Billincoln: Ah! Shush! Hold all questions till after the slideshow! Now, where was I? Oh yes, the prank! (points at a memory from the episode "April Fools Rules") Speaking of pranks, Braces showed no mercy or regrets taking advantage of his emotions after getting that Ronnie Anne chick involved with April Fools. Forcing him out of the safety of his room and setting off all those traps just to spare her from them. Not going to lie, I'm very surprised that he didn't die from those traps. That amount alone would be enough to kill a man. (to Luan) And what did you do throughout his suffering? Oh, that's right! You just kick back, relax, and laugh at his misery. But you know what? That's what makes you one of my favorites.
(As Luan watches the memory, she sees the parts where Lincoln purposely setting off one her traps. She sees herself in the background, laughing at her own brother's suffering and screams of pain. She was left horrified and devastated.)
Billincoln: (points at a memory from the episode "Brawl in the Family") There was also a time when you got him to flee from his own home because of your Sister Fight Protocol! Taking away all his privileges, confiscating his bedroom and one of his belongings and refusing to accept his offer to solve your conflicts rationally. You were right to get rid of him by the way. Where's the fun doing things rationally? (Next, he points at a memory from the episode "No Such Luck") Not only did you make him flee, but you kicked him out as well. All of you were gullible enough to fall for his lie of being bad luck, that you toss him aside. Not inviting him to one of your social events, family activities. You kicked him out of his room and his home. You sold all his stuff because you they were bad luck as well. When he wanted to get back inside, what did you? You slide a bowl of cereal through the doggie door to keep him out. And you believed he was good luck by wearing a squirrel suit, you made him wear it the entire day at the beach! This one is actually my second favorite memory! All the neglect! All the mistreatment! All the child abuse! Hilarious! Delicious! You guys really enjoy taking away his freedom, don't you?
(As Lynn Sr. & Rita watch the memory, they see the part where they refuse to bring Lincoln to the movies, refuse to bring him to the beach, refuse to let him back inside his home and sold his stuff. As they watch, the guilt slowly started to consume them.)
Rita: (devastated) Lincoln...
Lynn Sr.: (devastated) We're so sorry.
Billincoln: After seeing all these memories, I find them to be very hysterical! To others who happened to be sane however, will find all of you to be very hypocritical.
Lola: Why is that!?
Billincoln: Well for one thing, (waves his hand to the right summoning more dimensional gaps, revealing some memories from episodes, "Left in the Dark", "Making the Case", "In Tents Debate", "Space Invader", "Picture Perfect", "Linc or Swim", "Sleuth or Consequences", "The Green House", "The Waiting Game", "A Fair to Remember" and "Back in Black") Your so called brother, stupidly gave up everything he works so hard to accomplish for all of you! Time and time again! (waves his other hand to the left, reshooting the memories from episodes, "Heavy Meddle", "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House", "The Sweet Spot", "Sound of Silence", "April Fools Rules", "Brawl in the Family" and "No Such Luck") Yet, not once have any of you have ever thought of returning the favor! Instead you choose to take advantage of him! Which was smart of you by the way! A lot of people would be stupid enough to give up everything for others! People like Lincoln Loud!
(After hearing that last comment, everyone started to glare and growl at Billincoln.)
Billincoln: Hm. Still not convinced, huh? Good thing I still have one more memory left to show you. This memory is my number one favorite out of all the others (points at Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lana & Lola) and you six are the main stars of the show!
(Billincoln snaps his fingers and a dimensional gap pops up above him and reveals a memory. Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, and Lola all gasp at the sight. The memory they are seeing is from the first chapter, "TLH: Trade it for more than the World". They see the part where Lori grabbing Lincoln by the wrist hurting him and accusing him for stealing her phone. Then shows Lincoln pinned down by Lori while Lynn and Lola go upstairs to his room. Then shows Lincoln, Lori, Lynn and Lola in Lincoln's demolished room.)
Billincoln: (to Lori) Without bother trying to find any proof, you immediately accuse Snowflake for stealing your phone, (to Lynn & Lola) then you two went and trash his room searching for it. After its demolition and found out he was clean, not one of you showed any signs of regret. (notices the part where Lincoln slams his door in rage) Oh, oh, oh, here comes the best part! Let's get some audio on this one!
(Billincoln made his eyes glow green and makes a hand gesture as if he were holding an actual TV remote. He then pushes a button and makes a speaker logo appear in front of the memory to show there's volume.)
Memory Lincoln: (to himself) Why? Why is it always me who must put up this!? Why do I have to keep suffering from all of my sisters!? Especially those three! What do those three have against me!? Why can't any of my other sisters stand up for me or take my side. Why do these people make my life so miserable!? What did I do to receive so much torture from my own FAMILY!? UGH! THAT'S IT! I can't take this anymore! I don't want to be in this family anymore! I take back everything said! I want to give it all up! I want to trade it all! I would trade it for the world! Heck, I would trade it for something more! I WISH I COULD TRADE IT FOR MORE THAN THE WORLD!
Billincoln: (pauses the memory) Oh man, I love that scene! You can just feel the misery, the pain, the hatred, and the blood boiling rage! It's so delightful! You can just tell that he's ticked! You can tell, right? (sees the horrified and hurt looks on their faces) Judging by the looks on your faces, you can.
Lucy: (livid) STOP THIS CRUELTY, YOU ONE-EYED DEVIL!
Billincoln: I'm the devil!? I'm not the one who stabbed their own brother in the back, (points at Leni, Lucy & Lana) unlike you three!
Lana: We never done that to Lincoln!
Billincoln: Oh you didn't, have you?
(He makes another TV remote hand gesture, fast forwarding the memory. He stops at the part showing Leni, Lucy & Lana comforting Lincoln.)
Billincoln: True, you showed up to Snowflake's time of need. Making him believe the next day will be a good day. However, that very next day made a huge turn.
(Fast forwards again and stops at the part where all the Loud Sisters complained about his cooking)
Memory Lana: Yeah, I'm not eating this stuff. I know I eat a lot of gross things, but at least they were good. This on the other… *throws Lincoln's food in the trash*
Memory Lucy: Agreed. Not even the dead, let alone the grim reaper would get anywhere near this meal.
(Memory Leni just shook her head at Lincoln disapprovingly)
Billincoln: (sarcastically) Yeah, you talking smack about his cooking and flaking on him when he needed you the most isn't back stabbing at all.
(Lana, Lucy, and Leni felt devastated, knowing they betrayed their only brother.)
Billincoln: (noticing something) Oh, everyone shut up! Here comes the part where Princess really shoots the last bullet to Snowflake's heart! Oh, I love this part!
Memory Lola: I was right about you. Every time you get involve, you just make things worse for all of us and we have to suffer for it! And let's not forget the times you screwed us over, Lincoln! I just now see why we don't appreciate you around here. Honestly, out of all the people in the world we have to have a MISTAKE like you for a BROTHER! You don't even deserve to be a Loud!
(Lola felt guilty about the statement she made to Lincoln as a result from seeing this flashback. She started to shed some tears.)
Lola: Linky… What have I done…
(After that scene, everyone became even more horrified and more devastated. Realizing how they all have been mistreating Lincoln all this time.)
Billincoln: (teasing) Aw, such long sad faces. It pains me to you so down. Almost anyway! Look on the bright side. If it's any consolation, without your efforts Snowflake wouldn't have accepted my offer and spoil all my plans. Especially, yours Phone Girl. (Lori looks at him) If that look means your surprised, don't be. I mean after all, you are considered to be his worst sister ever!
(After hearing that, Lori remembered from episode, "Get the Message" where she found Lincoln's letter saying, "Why Lori is the worst sister ever?". As if she wasn't devastated enough, some tears started to flow down her cheek. Some of the Louds started to sniff and cry about this.)
Billincoln: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin! (music plays)
Leni: Stop it! This is serious!
Billincoln: I know! This really IS the world's smallest violin! Made it myself in Snowflake's school! See? (The camera zooms in to reveal the tiny violin on Billincoln's fingers) Anyway, I also did my part of the torture by showing Snowflake what his life would be if he was an only child. Like that outburst he made that night you were disgusted by his food. Check it out! (He uses the remote to play the memories Lincoln suffered from the mindscape of his non-sister dream come true. If that wasn't enough to make the Louds cry, it was the final bullet striking their hearts. Billincoln heard his phone from his pocket and took it out to check it.)
Lily: (sad) Linky…
Billincoln: (looking at his phone) Well, well, well. Looks like little Four Eyes is nearly done with the portal! Wonderful! (puts his phone back) Hate to break family time short, but I'm needed elsewhere. In the meantime, I'll just leave you all here and give you a little more time to think about accepting my offer. Just know, no matter what you choose... I still win at the end! (laughs like a madman and turns to the Atheltic Club.) You guys keep an eye on these people, and make sure they don't escape alive!
The Athletic Club: Yes, master.
Billincoln: Good. (He looks at the rest of the brainwashed army of slaves.) The rest of you, follow me! We have a portal to build and we must protect ourselves!
Brainwashed Slaves: Yes, master.
(Still laughing, Billincoln walks out of the garage with Chunk following him. As Billincoln and Chunk got into the van and drove off, it shows Ronnie Anne who was hiding behind one side the garage and heard the entire conversation.)
Ronnie Anne: What the—
Clyde: Hello there, Ronnie Anne. (He goes walking up to her) What did I miss?
(Ronnie Anne looks at the camera and gulps.)
TO BE CONTINUED…