The contents of this chapter were requested by you-know-who.
(Before the apocalypse (because the critters are joining the group outside the base along with the Phantom Thieves (including Morgana), the Tiny Toons, the TF2 gang, the Woodland Critters, the authors, and AVGN.))
Sally was paying Mousey a visit in the woods.
"Sally, it's good to see you." Mousey greeted. "I have a gift for you."
Mousey presented a tin of fish.
"Ooooh!" She said, taking out a fish and eating it. "Is this tuna flavoured?"
"Yeah, you're favourite." Mousey replied.
"Thanks." Sally replied, finishing off the tuna.
(Back to the present.)
Hamister was admiring the 'history' of Pepe le Pew and Penelope Pussycat, and had a scheming idea.
"Instead of making them into mutated hamster minions, how about something more... spectacular." Hamister schemed.
"What do you have in mind, excellency?" Wotoski, Hamister's right-hand hamster asked.
"Prepare the clone machine." Hamister informed. "And let Evil Steve in on the news."
At the base, a package arrived for Penelope and Pepe.
"Mon amour, we have mail!" Pepe called.
"How?" Penelope replied. "We didn't order anything."
"Well, you're not gonna find out by standing around." Johnny informed. "Go ahead and open it."
When Pepe and Penelope couldn't find a crowbar to open the crate, Johnny decided to open it with his hair.
"H-how did you do that?!" Penelope asked.
"You'd be amazed at what I can do with my hair." Johnny replied.
Inside the package came out imperfect clones of Pepe and Penelope.
"Me Epep El Wep!" The Pepe clone greeted. "Her Epolenep Tacysuup!"
"We created by Hamister!" Epolenep added.
Epep pulled out one of his eyes, and Epolenep started spinning her tongue around like a helicopter.
"That's disgusting!" Penelope exclaimed.
"Sacre bleu!" Pepe exclaimed. "Zhese clones are disgusting!"
"Oh hell no!" Johnny exclaimed. "No one clones my best friend and his lady!"
"Monsieur Bravo, use mon stink to blind zhem!" Pepe instructed.
Johnny help Pepe up to the clones as his stink came out.
"A surprise for vou!" Pepe informed.
The clones were disgusted and blinded by the scent as Penelope prepared her claws.
"Johnny, can you fight?" She asked.
"Oh yeah!" Johnny replied with optimism.
As Penelope attacked the clones with her claws, Johnny used his arms until eventually the clones were knocked far away.
"You never defeat Hamister!" Epolenep yelled, as she and Epep were flying away.
"Who is Hamister?" Johnny asked.
Pepe and Penelope explained who Hamister is to Johnny.
See you all next time.