(Or "I'm putting my (Big)foot down!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE JUST BEING CHASED BY A VICIOUS SASQUATCH, OR, SKUNK APE, THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE WOODS..."
"BULLWINKLE!" Rocky exclaimed. "How or why'd this creature ever get here?!"
"I dunno, Rock, but we're gonna be RICH!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, snapping photos of the creature while running away. He then yanked out a cell phone and dialed a number. "Hello, United States Cryptozoology Department? Yeah, I'll hold—"
"THE SASQUATCH CLOSED IN ON OUR TWO HEROES, BUT WHERE WERE BORIS AND NATASHA DURING THIS ENTIRE CHASE?"
"Right here, dollink..." Natasha smirked, reclining on a sunbathing chair at a swimming pool—and wearing a two-piece purple swimsuit. "Yeah, ve let Beegfoot do dirty vork, but until zen, ve relax and go swimmink.."
"—CAAAANON-BALL-SKI!" Boris jumped from the diving board, his hairy, fat torso exposed, wearing black swim trunks and a rubber duck floatie.
(*SPLASH!*)
"WELL OKAY THEN, BUT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE STILL ON THE RUN FROM BIGFOOT, WHO NOW HAD THEM CORNERED NEAREST A CLIFF ABOVE A LARGE LAKE WITH SHARP ROCKS AT THE BOTTOM!"
"Oh, how'll we ever get outta this one, Rock?" Bullwinkle asked, the moose's entire body frozen with fear.
"I think I've got a pretty good idea..." Rocky replied.
"QUICKLY THINKING, THE LITTLE SQUIRREL TOSSED THE MARSHMALLOWS BEHIND THE SASQUATCH. WHILE THE CREATURE BEGAN VIGOROUSLY CHEWING ON THE SOFT, SPONGEY DELIGHTS, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE ABLE TO SHOVE HIM OFF THE CLIFF AND INTO THE WATER—"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRGH!!" The bigfoot exclaimed as it fell from the cliff.
(*splash!*)
"AS WATER COVERED EVERYTHING FROM THE IMPRESSIVE SPLASH BIGFOOT MADE, BULLWINKLE FOUND IT APPROPRIATE TO DELIVER SUCH A TERRIBLE PUN..."
"Well, Rock, guess the bigger they are, the harder they FALL!" The moose chuckled.
"Aw, jeez.." Rocky responded, facepalming.
"WELL, THAT WAS THE END OF BIGFOOT, AND ROCKY PICKED BULLWINKLE UP, FLYING HIM ALL THE WAY TO THE MISSISSIPPI AIRPORT. AS FOR OUR TWO VILLAINS..."
"Yeah, dollink?" Natasha asked, emerging from the water.
"...MARCO?! MARCO?!" Boris exclaimed, covering his eyes and treading water around the pool.
"Oh, I mean, POLO, DOLLINK!" Natasha replied.
"MARCO!"
"POLO!"
"Uh...YOU KNOW ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ESCAPED THE SASQUATCH, RIGHT?!"
"MaAR—vait, VAT?!" Boris exclaimed, opening his eyes.
"Pool time's feenished, dollink, let's git back on road!" Natasha threw Boris a towel, she began to dry up as well.
"Aw man!" Boris replied, his rubber duck floatie deflating. "But ve not done vith Marco Polo, and hands aren't all prune-y!"
"Ve go swimmink again later." Natasha replied.
"Yeah!" Boris replied, perking up a little more.
"WELL IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE END OF THIS EPISODE, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAVE ARRIVED SAFELY AT THE AIRPORT, BUT FOR HOW LONG WILL THEY BE SAFE? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA GROUND THEIR FLIGHT? WILL THEY MAKE IT TO UNIVERSAL ORLANDO? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE, "Just Plane Crazy" OR "Top Pun"!"