Luz: The more you think about things, the weirder they seem.
Luz: Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?
Everybody: ...
Luz: Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.'?
Luz: Isn't that weird?
Eda: I think conversation should be kept to a minimum until afternoon.
Eda: He died of natural causes.
King: You pushed him off the roof.
Eda: Gravity is natural.
Luz: The risk I took was calculated.
Amity: You almost died!
Luz: I never said I was good at math.
Lilith: So, what are we going to do?
Eda: I dunno, I was thinking pizza maybe?
Lilith: About this black hole in basement.
Luz: Do you think we could come across any wild animal?
Viney: Maybe… Manticore and Chimaera and Gytrash...
Gus: Manticore?!
Jerbo: And Chimaera?!
Viney: And Gytrash.
Edric: If I were the last man on Earth, would you date me then?
Jerbo: If you were the last man, I wouldn't exist.
Edric:...
Hooty: If you want my opinion—
King: I don't, I have my own.
Eda: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
King: It saves time.
Luz: *is stuck in a tree*
Amity: Let me guess, dumb mistake?
Luz, looking straight in her eyes: No.
Luz: Dumb choice.
Lilith: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Eda: You're right, I should be…
Eda: But I'm not! Let's go make more bad choices!
Hooty: What would you do if I got kidnapped?
Eda: Nothing.
Eda: We'd wait 30 minutes, till they decide to give you up voluntarily.
Viney, Jerbo Barcus: Are we in trouble?
Principal Bump: Take a guess.
Viney, Jerbo Barcus : No..?
Principal Bump: Take another guess.
Luz: Look me straight in the eye and–
Amity: I cannot.
Luz: I think Amity may have a crush on me.
Eda: Congratulations you're officially the last to know.
Kikimora: You're so tall, my Lord, what do you see from up there?
Emperor Belos, monotone: Everyone's flaws
Gus: I have a great memory! Name one thing I forgot.
Boscha: You forgot to tell teacher I went to the bathroom before the class left on a field trip.
Gus: That was on purpose NEXT!
Edric: Have I once done something stupid.
Emira: All the time.
Edric: Then you should be used to it.
Luz: I can't believe we're stuck in this closet.
Amity, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.