1986...
Multiple people gathered around a red carpet that day on September 12th, in front of Future World at Epcot.
A sparkly glove was all that the 21-year-old, newly-hired hostess Cindi could see within the crowds of people cheering and cheering.
"OH, MY, GOOOOSH!!" Cindi exclaimed, "IT'S HIM IT'S HIM IT'S HIIIIIM!! OH, HE'S LIKE, A MONDO DREAMBOAT, ALICE!"
"Totally." Alice, a blonde employee from England replied.
"Uh, hey there, Cindi!" One of the other workers, a brunette haired woman wearing pink highlights and a silver, space age looking dress said.
"What's up?" Cindi asked the other woman.
"The girls and I were talking and we found something TOTALLY tubular we wanted to show ya." The brunette smiled, although it appeared she was hiding something. "It's TRULY outrageous!"
"Follow us!" Alice replied.
Once they had gotten to a part of Adventureland, the girls started snickering even more.
"Well, what is it?" Cindi asked, opening the door to the storage room.
"KEEP LOOKIN'!" Another girl hollered.
"I don't see any—"
(*CLIK!*)
The door had locked behind Cindi once she had gone completely inside.
"(We are here to change the world)
We're gonna change the world, girl
(We are here to change the world)"
"ALICE?!" Cindi exclaimed, banging on the door to the storage room. "HELLLLLLP!!! LET ME OUT! HELP! SOMEONE! PLEASE! LET ME OUT!!"
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"And here I've stayed ever since..." Cindi replied in a rather grim tone. "Surviving on nothin' but stale popcorn, cold turkey legs, Dasani water...and the occasional..."
Cindi shuddered a little, then looked very disgusted.
"...New Coke."
The woman immediately stood up with a large smile on her face.
"—-But now that you've found me, I'm finally FREEEEEEE!!" Cindi started to dance around the kids.
"Uh...okay?" Annette replied.
"—IS THERE A BATHROOM?!" Cindi exclaimed all of a sudden.
"What d'ya need one for?" Roy asked.
"Well, for the past twenty or so years I've just been going in that spot over there..." Cindy pointed towards a wall.
"EEEEGH!" Annette and Roy exclaimed in unison and disgust.
"Yeah.." Annette said, "I believe the bathroom's this way..."