The Office
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FAVS AND FOLLOWSSSS!
I hope y'all are keeping well during the pandemic. Nobody wants you to suffer from such an illness. Please wear masks and keep social distancing and follow the safety precautions!
I hope you enjoy reading this chapter!
Chapter 6: Who Took The Scarf?
"Okay, who the fuck?" Mikasa's voice sounded in the entire office, and everyone looked up from their work. Even Hange came out of her chamber.
"Did I just hear her initiate a conversation?" Connie questioned.
"This isn't a conversation," Mikasa walked over to his desk, and glaring at him, she slammed her hand on his desk, sending a loud boom to echo in the office, and continued, "This is war."
Connie gulped in terror.
"What's this commotion about?" Levi walked out of his chamber, folding his arms.
"This isn't commotion; as Mikasa rightly said, and I quote, 'This is war'!" Hange explained.
Levi clicked his tongue.
"What's wrong, Mikasa?" Bertoldt tried.
"Do you see any kind of difference in me?" she asked everyone, and guesses were then heard.
"You lost some weight?" Historia chirped.
"Nah."
"Your hair are shorter?" Sasha guessed.
"They have been that way for a month now, Sasha."
"Wait, where's your scarf?" Armin questioned.
"THANK YOU!" Mikasa said exasperatedly, "Did no one notice that?"
"Oh, that ugly red cloth you wear? Thank god it's gone!" Jean commented, and Eren and Mikasa glowered at him.
"Excuse me! It was my scarf, and my fashion sense is the best here," Eren boasted.
"Dare you even comment about that scarf, boy, I'll slice your feet," Mikasa's eyes practically glowed when she glared at him.
"Whatever sails your boat, I guess...?" Jean tried to act slick but failed.
"I sometimes pity Jean," Reiner whispered to Bertoldt, who replied, "Yeah. Poor guy's just trying to get a girlfriend."
"Like Reiner isn't," Ymir said as she sipped her morning tea.
"I don't understand your problem," Reiner massaged his temples.
"Problem? Me? I don't know what you're talking about," Ymir responded.
"Oh, right! You're going to act nonchalant now!" Reiner slow-clapped, "Not gonna tell anyone what you did to me yesterday, after the office hours?"
"Ooh, here's some tea," Connie nudged Sasha to eavesdrop on Ymir and Reiner. Meanwhile, Historia stared at the two who were arguing.
"What did you do to him?" she questioned Ymir. Mikasa just stared at everyone in disbelief.
"He was trying to claim you, so... I just gave him a little slap," Ymir shrugged.
"With a baseball bat," Reiner completed. Bertoldt gasped.
"Oh, my god!" Historia got off her seat and went to examine Reiner for any injuries. As her eyes ran over him, he smirked at Ymir, who fumed.
"Score, bro!" Bertoldt mouthed. Ymir huffed and turned away.
"Hello? Is anyone even remotely aware of where my scarf went?" Mikasa questioned everyone, and everyone quieted down.
"Let me remember where I last saw it..." Sasha thought; so much so, that everyone payed attention to her, and then, her eyes widened in realization.
Suddenly, everyone had hope - especially Mikasa. They were somewhat content, that yes, the scarf was somewhere and somebody had seen it. As dramatic as it is being explained, Sasha exclaimed while everyone held their breaths.
"I last saw it around your neck!"
Silence.
And suddenly Annie began laughing maniacally.
"What?" Levi curtly questioned, surprisingly invested in the quest to find Mikasa's scarf. I mean, anyone would be, if you describe it so dramatically.
"Why are you laughing? Did you take my scarf?" Mikasa rudely spat.
"No, I didn't," Annie continued laughing.
"Then why are you laughing?"
"Whoever took it is a genius. How else would we get the tea we come here for?"
"She ain't wrong, though," Hange agreed.
"Alright..." Mikasa breathed in and out, "This is the declaration of war!"
"Quick! Show her your Iron Man moves!" Historia cheered for Eren, who have her a WTF look.
"Not Iron Man? Hm, how about Spiderman, then?"
"For the last time, I'm just a human being," Eren argued.
"No, he's Thanos," Jean teased.
"UH HUH? YOU WANNA GO RIGHT NOW?" Eren rose from his seat, knocking it over.
"IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?"
Within seconds, both of them were at each others' collars. As Hange cheered for both sides (because she believes in equality), Levi remembered something and walked into his office chamber.
A minute later, he reappeared with a dusty, red scarf in his hands, "Is this yours?"
Mikasa had never felt happier.
"Yes!" she sprinted over to Levi and snatched her scarf.
"Who put it in my drawer of cleaning supplies?" Levi questioned, folding his arms.
And Jean suddenly stopped fighting Eren. At that point, everyone had suspected him to be the one to drop it there.
"You did-fucking-not," Mikasa fumed, and threw Eren aside and landed a punch on Jean's face.
From the sidelines, Connie whispered to Sasha, "Should we stop them? Jean-boy is really gonna get the punches of his life now."
"I think we should," Sasha said, and both of them got up and approached the flirty guy being beaten up by the girl obsessed with her scarf. But as soon as they reached, Ymir held them back, saying, "I wanna see him get beaten up."
"THAT'S SO SADISTIC!"
"Doesn't it feel so good being bad?" Ymir smirked.
"Did you copy that line from Minions?"
Ymir gave the duo a death glare.
Meanwhile, Mikasa wrapped her scarf roughly around Jean's neck and pulled on it, choking him.
"Take those activities to your bedroom, ew," Annie went back to sleep.
"Mikasa, stop!" Armin cried.
"Why did you take that scarf?" she roughly asked the choking boy, who blurted out, "I just wanna be in your close friends' list on Instagram!"
"What...?" Mikasa left him, and as he breathed hard, he continued, "I'm not in your close friends' list, so I wanted to be a hero to get your scarf back when you lose it. But you hadn't lost it, so I had to do that..."
"You're just unbelievable," Levi sighed.
"But did I get my place in the list?" Jean asked. Mikasa gave him a disgusted look,
"Never in a million years."
Did you like ittttt?
PLEASE REVIEW and add this to your favs/follows! Would mean a lot! 3
Thank you for reading!
All the love,
Diamond Shyn