It showed a cloudy sky with Lil in green baby pjs and makeup on her face popping up at the bottom. She circled around the screen before going offscreen. The camera then panned to the right to a pyramid of packaged diapers and after a moment, Lil suddenly flew by the diaper pyramid before it cut to her landing and bouncing on a soft cloud. It zoomed out to reveal it was actually a commercial that Tommy (who was holding Ub), Phil and Lil were watching sitting in front of the TV at Phil and Lil's house. Meanwhile, their mothers Didi and Betty were sitting by a table behind the babies having some coffee.
"Look, Betty. It's the diaper commercial the twins were in." Didi pointed out to Betty seeing the commercial, which had both Phil and Lil in the same green pjs and makeup where the diaper pyramid behind them collapsed.
"Tighties. The Heavenly Diaper." The commercial spokeswoman said as the commercial came to a close featuring the product of the same name. The packaging was yellow and featured a baby in a diaper.
"They look so angelic." Didi commented on how the twins were in the commercial.
"Eh, they are cute, but hoo-whee! Still gives me a headache just thinking about what happened that day." Betty told Didi before getting to get another cup of joe, "Another cup of Bavaria Mocha, Di?"
"Sure, I'll help." Didi answered getting from her seat and going to the kitchen with Betty to brew some more coffee, leaving the babies alone.
Tommy placed Ub down on the floor, who rose up confused about why Tommy placed him down. Tommy then stumbled over to the TV, placing his hands on the screen.
"What's wrong, Tommy?" Phil asked Tommy.
"I don't get it." Tommy said.
"Get what?" Ub asked Tommy.
"Well, it's just... how can Phil and Lil be here and be in the TV at the same time?" Tommy then asked turning to Phil and Lil.
"It's a mercial, Tommy." Phil informed Tommy.
"A mercial?" Tommy asked confused, "What's that?"
"A COMmercial." Lil corrected both Tommy and her brother, "That's where they take you to this big room. Shine bright lights on you and shoot you."
Tommy gulped nervously at hearing Lil say 'shoot'. "Shoot you?"
"Yeah, remember when you let me stay at their place last week? Well, that was the same week they were auditioned for the commercial."
"Uh-huh. It all started that morning when Mommy took us to the TV place." Lil then explained to Tommy as it flashed back to the previous week.
Phil and Lil were seated in a baby stroller being pushed by Betty through the studio hallway. Lil held Ub, whom she brought with her and Phil was eating a sucker.
"Mommy was so excited that we were going to be in a commercial. She cleaned us up extra good and bought us new clothes. And when we finally got there..." Lil narrated, which showed Betty excitedly grinning looking around the studio and then entering the room where the commercial was set to air in. Around the room was a snack table, a camera where the cameraman was on the phone (which was an early 90s handheld phone) and the set where some crew members were stacking and building the same diaper pyramid from the commercial Tommy, Ub, Phil and Lil would watch in the future. A woman walked by and suddenly sneezed, which caused the whole pyramid to collapse, forcing the crew to start all over again.
"Oh, isn't this wonderful?" Betty asked her children excited for the commercial.
Phil and Lil didn't share the same level of enthusiasm as their mother and were more just confused about what they were doing here. Lil then swiped the sucker Phil was eating out of his mouth while he wasn't paying attention and started eating herself when a man walked up to Betty and the twins.
"You must be Mrs. Deville. I'm Bob, the assistant director." The man introduced himself.
"Oh. Yes." Betty responded shaking his hand.
"And these must be our little stars, Phil and Lil. Hi, kids. They sure look bright eyed and bushy tailed." Bob said about the twins, who looked at each other wondering what he was talking about. "Why don't you come with me?"
Betty then followed Bob whil pushing the twins along in their stroller as Bob showed her around.
"Let me introduce you to our clients from the Agency of Snow, Steel and Trickim." Bob said to Betty bringing her to a trio of agents who were sitting in their director chairs. "This is Mr. Snow." Bob introduced Mr. Snow, who was fast asleep in his chair. "Mr. Steel." Mr. Steel was busy reading a newspaper. "And Mr. Trickim." Mr. Trickim was busy arguing with someone on his handheld phone.
"Nice to meet you, gentleman." Betty greeted the three men, who didn't greet back.
"They can't hear you, Mrs. Deville." Bob told Betty, "They're advertising executives."
At that moment, a group of people walked in, catching Betty, Bob, the twins, Mr. Snow, Mr. Steel and Mr. Trickim's attention.
"So, then she said, 'Whatever you do, don't sell that poodle'." A white haired man at the front of the group said finishing a joke, to which everyone in the group laughed, including him.
"What's he supposed to be?" Lil asked wondering the man's role in the making of the commercial is.
"I dunno. Maybe he's some kinda clown." Phil guessed.
"How should I know? I'm not a Hollywood executive." Ub quietly answered Lil's question.
"Oh, wow, heh. Sometimes I'm just too much." The man said complimenting his own joke before wiping a tear.
"That's Jonathan Witt, our director." Bob informed Betty, "He'll be wanting to meet you and the kids right away." Bob then went to Mr. Witt, who was still laughing along with his little entourage, "Excuse me, Jonathan?"
"Uh, Bud, isn't it?" Witt greeted Bob guessing and getting the latter's name wrong.
"It's Bob, actually." Bob corrected the director letting out a chuckle, "You remember, I'm your sister's husband."
"Oh, right." Witt then said nonchalantly, obviously not caring.
"This is Mrs. Deville." Bob then introduced Witt to Betty, who brought her children forward in their stroller, "She's the mother of the twi-"
Witt then gasped and passed right by Bob and Betty paying no attention to neither or them, but instead to the now completed diaper pyramid, which was what he was so passionate towards. "My pyramid. This is it. The diaper box pyramid I had in my dream." Witt exclaimed at what he saw before him as if it were actually a gift from the heavens. He then examined the structure closely, "The colors, the angles, the placement. I loo-oove this pyramid!"
"He really likes diapers." Lil commented on Witt's passion toward the pyramid.
"Yeah, he must not be potty-trained yet." Phil assumed.
"For your sake, I hope you're right." Ub said.
"Sir? This is the mother of the twins." Bob informed Witt, who was too engrossed in his "life's work".
"Twins? What twins?" Witt then asked Bob snapping out of marveling at his pyramid.
"Uh... the stars of the commercial." Bob reminded Witt.
"Oh, right." Witt said remembering about the twins' role in the commercial and turned toward them with a displeased expression on his face and walked up to them. "You're late. Very unprofessional." Witt said to the twins with a displeased tone acting as if they were aware of how scheduling works despite their age. Naturally, the twins didn't understand what he meant as they just looked at each other in confusion.
"Er, get these little... uh, whachumacallzits..." Witt tried to say to Bob, but couldn't think of the right word to call the twins.
"Babies." Bob pointed out to Witt.
"Yeah, babies. Get them to makeup. I've got to center." Witt ordered Bob before he walked off. However, he soon noticed Lil holding Ub and was disgusted by what he saw. "Not this thing. Throw it away. I don't want it anywhere in my commercial." Witt then walked away.
'Well, now, you're not so good-looking yourself, pal.' Ub thought in his head about the director.
"We'll take the kids from here, Mrs. Deville." Bob reassured Betty, who kissed her children goodbye and took away Ub from Lil.
"Now, listen to the nice makeup people and break a le-I mean, uh, good luck. I'll hold onto your toy for you." Betty told the twins wishing them luck and taking Ub.
"Makeup. Babies flying in." Bob told the makeup department through a walkie talkie as he took pushed the twins' stroller to the makeup room.
"Makeup was like nothing we had seen in our entire lives." Phil narrated as it showed from him and Lil's point of view of the makeup department, who were the group that Witt was talking with earlier applying... well, makeup on them.
"Adults everywhere." Lil then narrated, "Poking us and combing us and poofing us."
The makeup department finished and Phil and Lil saw the makeup on their faces. They wiped it off, but the makeup artists reapplied another layer of makeup onto their faces, much to their dismay,
"We're ready on the set." Bob stepped in and told the makeup department.
"From then on, we were in show business." Phil narrated as he was taken to the set. He was later placed onto a prop cloud where he was being instructed by Witt.
"Phil, you want those diapers. They represent a higher state of being." Witt directed Phil, who was blankly staring at him. "Now I want you to crawl to the diaper box, look left and then smile to the camera. And wink, like this." He instructed Phil, doing exactly as he said including the wink all as an example, "Got it?"
Phil just look at him in a look of surprise and confusion. Witt then went walked and then crouched down next to the camera. Seeing that they were ready, Witt quietly told Bob, "Roll cameras."
"Roll cameras!" Bob hollered to the crew.
"Rolling." The cameraman said while the sound editor began recording audio, giving a thumbs up ready to go. "Speed."
"Marker." Someone said as it showed a clipboard reading "take 1" before clipping and leaving the frame with the camera now showing Phil.
"And... action." Witt said.
However, Phile wasn't doing anything as he just sat there.
"Action." Witt repeated, getting irritated at Phil not doing what he instructed him as he started making spit bubbles. "Cut!" Witt ordered in anger grabbing Bob by the collar, "What is with this kid? I am giving and giving and I am not getting anything back."
"Well, sir, I think if you just-" Bob tried to suggest before Witt pushed him away.
"Get the mother!" Witt then ordered.
Betty was at the snack table having a conversation with an obese crew member about a particular baseball game while also holding Lil, who was carrying Ub.
"So, it's the ninth inning, bases are loaded and the score is tied. The Strawberry hits one right over the old fence." Betty discussed with the fat guy, who was stuffing his face with donuts.
"I thought it was the left fence." The fat guy discussed while his mouth was full.
"Naw, naw, naw, it was the right field fence." Betty corrected him when Bob came up to her.
"Mrs. Deville, we need your help." Bob told her.
"Oh, sure. Hey, would you mind looking after her?" Betty asked the fat guy handing him Lil.
The fat guy wasn't sure of what to do with Lil, so he just placed her down on the floor while he continued eating donuts. To kill time, Ub lifted his hair piece and took out a toy car.
"Hey, Lil. Watch this." Ub said to Lil getting on top of the toy car and riding it like a skateboard.
This got Lil amused, which was what Ub was hoping for. However, he soon bumped into a plank of wood on the floor, knocking him off the toy car and landing on top of the wood. Lil look at this in worry and crawled over to him.
"Ub. Are you okay?" Lil asked Ub coming to his aid.
"Uh, yeah. Just bumped into this thing. What's a lump of wood doing here, anywa-" Ub said wondering about the random piece of wood he bumped into when it started to rise off of the ground, "What the-? Hey, what's going on?"
It turned out that the plank of wood was actually a lowered catwalk being risen as Ub and Lil were lifted up above the studio. Back on the ground, Betty was brought to the set by Bob.
"He just doesn't seem to want to move." Bob told Betty.
"Well. I'll see what I can do." Betty said unsure, but willing to give her best.
"Whenever you're ready, sir." Bob said to Witt.
Witt sighed before saying, "Roll cameras."
"Roll cameras." Bob ordered the crew as the crew began take 2 with Phil.
"Action." Witt said unenthusiastically.
"Come on, Phil. Come on. That's Mommy's big boy. You can do it, Philly. Come on, go for the diapers, baby. Come on." Betty told Phil trying to motivate Phil, but exactly as before, Phil just sat there and did nothing.
"Cut!" Witt ordered getting even more frustrated than the previous take. "I'm getting a headache!" Bob then gave Witt a neck rub. "A headache, Bud, not a neckache." Witt corrected Bob, "This kid is not working."
"I-It's Bob, Sir, I'll get the other baby." Bob said going to retrieve Lil. Bob reached the snack table, where the fat guy was eating donuts. "Hey, where's the kid?"
"I dunno." The fat guy answered nonchalantly. Alarmed by this, Bob quickly went back to Witt and Betty.
"We can't find the other baby!" Bob informed Betty, catching Betty's attention.
"Wha-? Lil?!" Betty exclaimed shocked quickly running back to the snack table, where she confronted and interrogated the fat guy she placed to look after Lil grabbing him by the collar, "Where's my baby?!" The fat guy couldn't answer as he had a donut in his mouth, "Where is she, ya big yutz?!" Betty then demanded again taking the donut out of his mouth.
Before the fat guy could answer, someone whistled toward them from above, causing both Betty and the fat guy to look up and find Lil up on the catwalk with Ub.
Betty gasped in horror at what she saw, "My baby!" Betty let go of the fat guy and ran off. The fat guy was about to go follow her, but a donut in the donut box caught his attention and he went back to eating.
"Oohh, my head." Witt said to himself where behind him, Betty and the cameraman carried a ladder over to the catwalk that Lil and Ub were on. Phil noticed that no one was running the camera and crawled over toward it.
Ub saw that help was on the way. However, he soon heard Lil winding up and letting go of the toy car as it trailed off toward the other end of the catwalk, to which Lil followed it again.
"Lil!" Ub called out to Lil when the ladder made contact with the side of the looked down and saw the adults had arrived and so he had no choice, but to go inanimated. Ub looked back toward Lil, who stopped at the very edge of the catwalk as the toy car had driven off of it and fell to the floor below.
Lil gooed having fun after seeing the toy car drive off the catwalk. "Isn't this fun, Ub? Ub?" Lil asked Ub, but turned around to see Ub going inanimate.
"Hold on, Lil. I'll save you." Bob called out to Lil climbing up the ladder.
"That's it. Y-You got her." The cameraman told Bob when Betty decided to climb up the ladder to try to save her baby.
Back with Phil, he managed to climb up to the seat and caused the camera to spin. He pressed the on button as the camera was aimed towards his sister on the catwalk, who greeted him. Bob retrieved Ub and handed it to Betty, who gave it to the cameraman. Bob then tried to reach for Lil. Phil was climbing up on the camera, accidentally pulling a switch with his foot and causing the camera itself to roll around out of control, catching the attention of the cameraman.
"M-MY-MY-MY CAMERA!" The cameraman fretted over his camera dropping Ub in the process as he ran back to it.
However, the ladder now had no one to hold onto it for leverage, causing the whole thing to lose balance with Betty falling to the ground and Bob hanging onto the catwalk, which itself began swinging out of control. Ub gasped in horror seeing Lil fall over, but soon saved by a hook getting attached to her pajamas, much to his relief. Lil swung around throughout the studio whilst the camera was heading straight toward the snack table. Everyone got out of the way, except for the fat guy, who then noticed Phil the top of the camera coming toward him and knocking him and the table over. The fat guy layed on the floor along with the rest of the snacks that were on the table. The crew saw Phil on the camera as it sped by, running over to it, where one of the crew stepped on a jelly filled donut and the jelly squirted onto the fat guy's face. Everyone was now chaos as the camera nearly ran over the crew while Betty and Bob tried to catch Lil still swinging in the air. Phil looked into the camera lens and Ub managed to hitch a ride onto the runaway camera where it was now heading straight for the diaper pyramid.
"MY CAMERA!" The camerman fretted over his camera.
"MY BABY!" Betty fretted over her child's safety.
"My pyramid!" Witt quietly fretted as he ran up and tried to stop the camera from toppling his "life's work". "Oh, please! No, not my pyramid! Oh, come on, kid! Gimme a break, gimme a break! NOY MY PYRAMID!" Ub climbed up to the seat and twisted the same handle that Phil did before, where the camera came to a slow halt, stopping just an inch in front of the diaper pyramid. Witt sighed in relief when he noticed Ub moving on his own. Suddenly, Ub then grabbed Lil's hand, who swung by and taking Ub with her. Ub climbed up on Lil and removed the hook from her pjs, resulting in him and Lil falling and thankfully, landing safely on a soft fake cloud mattress as Lil bounced a couple of times. Ub saw Betty coming towards them and went inanimate.
"Oh, Lil! My little baby!" Betty said to Lil in relief picking up and kissing her. Bob came up and placed Phil on the same mattress, too before leaving, "Thank heavens, you're all right!"
A looming shadow casted over Phil and Lil, where it belonged to a now furious Witt.
"Get! Off! MY! SET!" Witt angrily demanded, "You almost destroyed a brilliant masterpiece! I've been in this business for 6 years! And nobody... NOBODY, has ever-"
Suddenly, someone whistled at Witt, causing him to look to his left and see Ub standing next to the diaper pyramid. He acted like a toy and walked over to it, making Witt worry. Ub soon stopped right in front of it, much to Witt's relief...before Ub quickly kicked it, causing the pyramid to collapse on top of Witt, who screamed in horror, both for his masterpiece being ruined and for his own life. Everyone gasped in shock at what happened to Witt when the camera began beeping and red light was flashing. It showed the perspective of the camera, showing the twins before Witt rises out of the pile of diaper boxes.
"YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!" Witt angrily stated to Betty and the twins firing them.
Meanwhile, back with the executives...
"I have sacrificed for you. I have been like a father to you, Leo. And this is how you thank me? Okay. Okay, good. Thank you, Leo. So, you want to do the job thing tomorrow?" Mr. Trickim argued with whoever he was arguing with on the phone when his watched beeped. He checked it and saw it was now 10:30 am. "Hey, it's 10:30. Let's see that playback and do the lunch thing."
Witt overheard what Trickim said and was stunned. "Pl...Playback?" Witt asked speechless.
The cameraman then rolled a cart with a tv on top over to the executive, who began watching the footage, much to Witt's worry, who then went over to them nervously. They fastfowarded through some of the footage and Witt feared over the possibility of getting fired.
"Hey, this is great stuff, Jonathan." Mr. Steel said to Witt reacting posivitely to the footage, catching Witt by surprise.
"I love it. It's a beautiful thing." Mr. Trickim said also positive.
"You're a lot better than we thought." Mr. Steel said to Witt as Mr. Trickim got off his chair and shook hands with him (Witt).
The executives got up and left for lunch, leaving Witt alone, who soon broke down in tears as it began flashing back to the present.
"So, that's how you get in the TV." Tommy said understanding their story now.
"Yep. That's how you get in the TV." The twins answered.
"Well, not exactly, but in a way, yes." Ub said. Ub then got on top of Lil's toy car and rode on it like a skateboard, much to the babies' amusement.
At that moment, however, the doorbell rang, causing Ub to go inanimate and falling off the toy car, which stopped as soon as he did. Betty then went to the door and answered it, revealing to be Witt.
"Hello, Mrs. Deville-" Witt tried to greet Betty, but she soon cut him off.
"Now, look. I told you, Mr. Witt, no more commercials." Betty told off Witt.
"I know, Mrs. Deville, but you don't understand. You see? I gotta have those kids." Witt pleaded to Betty.
"My answer's the same. No, sir. Goodbye." Betty told Witt before shutting the door on his face.
"Please, you gotta hear me out. Those kids are brilliant." Witt begged Betty by the window, only for Betty to lower the blinds. He popped up at another window. "They're genuises." Betty then lowered the blinds on the other window and left the room, but it didn't close in all the way. Witt popped up at the uncovered part of the window and waved to Tommy, Phil and Lil. "Hey, kids. Tell your mom how much fun it was working with Jonathan, okay? Please tell her! I got candy." Ub had about enough of Witt's desperation and so, he rose back up from his spot and made faces at Witt, causing Witt to scream in terror and jumped back from the window at what he saw. He went back over to the window and saw Ub. "How much do you want for you living toy there? I'll pay big money for that thing."
Ub and the babies looked at each other and decided to just walk away from Witt. Though, it was mainly Ub walking while the babies just crawled.
"Hey, where are you all going?! I'll get you anything you want! Come back! It'll be different! I PROMIIISE!" Witt pleaded to both Ub and the babies as the episode came to an end.