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Mineta tries flirting with...
Chapter seven: Heavy Handed
The audience that had been summoned to the theater room by the realmcrafter Talespinner69 had just finished watching the latest episode of a realm where, once per episode, Mineta is shown trying to make moves on a different one of the girls in his year of UA's hero course. He had just been seen failing with the last girl in his class of 1-A, so now the audience will get to see Mineta in the realm try his luck on the girls in class 1-B.
"Personally, I think this is a good show that, aside from some of the more fantastical parts, could very well be realistic due to the short grape boy's attitude towards girls in general," Dabi commented, "And since it's realistic for the most part, it really says something about Grape Boy himself if you think about it."
Sekijiro, with his arms crossed over his chest, let out an annoyed huff. "...I'm not really going to enjoy seeing my female students bothered by the Mineta boy."
"But since Mineta's efforts are not only always shown to fail," Juzo began, "But often times blow up in his face in style, it's clear the girls can cover themselves, Sekijiro-sensei."
Counting off of his fingers, Izuku said, "Well there's Kendo, Togake, Kodai, Tsunotori, Yanagi, Shiozaki, and Komori in class 1-B. Given their varying personalities and quirks, they have all sorts of potential to retaliate against Mineta if be tries pulling something on them."
"But you never know," Mineta said, "There could very well be a chance that I might succeed with one of the girls in class 1-B. And by succeed I mean score." This drew a lot of objects to be chucked at Mineta's head, making him cry out in pain.
Turning to look at Kotaro where the two of them stood together in front of the big theater screen, Tale asked, "So who do you think will be the first girl in Sekijiro's class that Mineta will try setting his sights on?"
Kotaro, with a mischievous look on his face, replied, "Well there's only one way to find out, which is why it's a good thing the next episode is ready to play."
"Come on, give us a good one!" La Brava said as everyone turned to face the big theater screen as the show continued onto the next episode.
...
(Mineta tries flirting with Itsuka Kendo)
"Oh, so he's starting with me, huh?" Itsuka in the audience said in a bemused tone.
Shrugging, Mineta said, "Well you are among the finest of the fine ladies in class 1-B, so..."
"Itsuka is also among the most skilled in 1-B as a whole," Yaoyorozu commented, "I have little doubt that she'll be too much for you to handle and will appropriately send you packing."
Smirking in amusement, Itsuka said, "Why thank you, Yaoyorozu."
Mineta wandered into the kitchen area of the class 1-A dorm building one well enough morning, coming to see Sero, Kaminari, and Kyoka sitting at the island counter eating some breakfast. "Morning, boys and Kyoka," Mineta greeted.
"I can only assume you plan to bother another girl today, you little troll?" Kyoka replied.
"I do not bother girls, I work my charms on them," Mineta corrected, "And like I previously said, since you and the other girls in our class made your opinions clear, I'm going to try out some untested waters and work my magic on the girls in class 1-B, starting with Itsuka."
Sero, after eating a mouthful of cereal, said, "She's gonna kick your ass, dude."
"Yeah, that would probably be the most likely scenario I can see happen if Mineta does try to work his quote unquote charms on Itsuka," Sero in the audience said.
"Well hey now, maybe I can stand a chance against her in a fight," Mineta began, "Then-"
Mineta was cut off when a number of the UA students in the audience began laughing their respective asses off. "Wow, you ought to do stand up, Grape Head," Bakugo commented.
Mineta just sulked in his seat. "...Again. Therapy."
"Trust me when I say that once I start laying on the charm, Itsuka will fall for me," Mineta began, "I just need to work on my timing." With that, Mineta took off, leaving both the boys and Kyoka behind.
Looking up from his omelet, Kaminari said, "...Who wants to bet how far she can chuck him?"
...
A few moments later, Mineta was approaching the class 1-B dorm building. To his luck, he saw that his target this time, Itsuka, was already outside, talking to Juzo and Yosetsu. "Are you sure you have no idea where the shirt I was wearing while I was working out went to, Itsuka?" Yosetsu asked in a mildly concerned tone.
"One of my shirts went missing?" Yosetsu in the audience said, mildly surprised.
"Wait, why would Yosetsu be asking about a shirt of his that went missing?" Itsuka asked.
Shrugging, Mineta said, "My best bet is that it somehow got mixed into someone else's laundry by mistake somehow."
"Well there's that one part from the episode with the rich girl that implies she somehow got a hold of-" Dark Shadow began, only to be stopped by Tokoyami who scolded him.
Juzo and Yosetsu took off, leaving Itsuka alone. At that moment, Mineta came up to the class rep of 1-B. "Hey, Itsuka, you ever get tired of the same boring boys in your class?" Mineta said as he began flirting with her, "Well why not try a fresh face in 1-A? And by that I mean me."
Itsuka, without saying anything, used her quirk to grow her hands super large, used her enlarged hands to grab and pick up Mineta, then she reared back and chucked Mineta with as much effort as she was able to put into the throw, sending a screaming Mineta clear over the whole of the main UA building. Mineta ended up crashing into a table that thankfully no one was using at the moment.
Getting himself back up, Mineta dusted himself off as he remarked, "Wow, she's got some serious hand power." With a lewd, amused look on his face, Mineta added, "Methinks that she'll be even more fun in the bedroom." After fully dusting himself off, Mineta took off to try his luck with Itsuka again.
"Eww!" Itsuka in the audience exclaimed in disgusted revolt, "He wants me to-"
"Continue kicking his ass because there's no way he can get you to give him what he wants out of you," Spinner pointed out.
Itsuka looked primed to continue complaining, but she calmed down when she realized that the lizardman villain had a point. "...Fair enough."
"Oh come on!" Mineta complained, "Can't a guy get at least something?!"
...
Later, Mineta after recovering a bit decided to try his luck on Itsuka again. This time, he found her shortly after lunch, talking to Yaoyorozu around the corner. "You really think we can get our respective classes to get along and achieve true friendship and unity?" Yaoyorozu asked as she regarded Itsuka.
Nodding in understanding, Itsuka replied, "All we have to do is get Monona to stop it with his hate boner for your class, and get that lewd pervert in your class to stop it with his habits, then we can start working together."
"Sorry again to hear that Mineta tried harassing you earlier," Yaoyorozu said in a sympathetic tone, "He's rather persistent when it comes to trying to get a girl to like him."
"Indeed I will not give up," Mineta in the audience began, "Because if at first you don't succeed-"
"You shouldn't try again," Mirko interrupted, drawing nods of agreement out of most of the ladies in the audience. A few of the guys, including Gran Torino, All For One, and Kotaro also nodded in agreement with the rabbit hero.
After the girls talked a bit more, Yaoyorozu took off. With Itsuka alone again, Mineta came on over to try flirting with her again. "Hey good look'in," Mineta said, "What's cook'in?"
"Uhhg, that line is so cheesy, you can literally taste cheese in your mouth if you hear someone say it," Itsuka complained, "And it's not even a good cheese like pepperjack."
"Well I-" Mineta began, only to get cut off by Itsuka making her hands big again, grabbing a hold of Mineta, then shaking him up and down like he was a can of soda. She then placed him back down, spun him around a bit, then took off to let the dominos fall where they may.
Mineta stumbled around a bit in a dizzy daze, up until he threw up onto something. After throwing up, Mineta looked up to see what he had thrown up on. It was actually more of a who than a what, as Mineta emptied the contents of his stomach upon the shoes and lower pants legs of Tamaki and Mirio.
"Eww! He threw up on Mirio and his friend!" Eri in the audience complained.
"Well Itsuka did violently shake him," Tamaki pointed out, "So provided we get that bit, we should be understanding of him." Mirio nodded in agreement.
Looking up at his senpais, Mineta said in an unwell tone, "Itsuka violently shook me up then spun me around."
Sighing, Tamaki replied, "At least it's more excusable than Nejire throwing up because she overate when we visited your classmate Sato in the kitchens that one time." The boys went to go get themselves cleaned up, with Mineta apologizing the whole time in an unwell, sad tone.
...
After getting cleaned up and resting a bit, Mineta tried to give flirting with Itsuka one more try. He just had to be careful with her hands if she uses her quirk. Mineta found Itsuka talking to Sekijiro about something related to the two homeroom classes. "So yeah, it'd be real great if you could help with reining in Monoma's tendencies, Sekijiro-sensei," Itsuka began, "A little bit of healthy competition between us and 1-A is good, but Monoma takes it way too far and turns it into bitter rivalry."
Letting out a breath, Sekijiro said, "Yeah, I can't believe I even let myself get caught up in it once or twice. That's my bad."
"Yeah, I could be setting a better example for my students," Sekijiro in the audience admitted, "Rather than let myself get caught up in their antics."
"But here's the thing," Stain began, "Will the you in this realm do anything to prevent the little pervert from creeping on the female students in your class?"
Turning to face the hero killer, Sekijiro replied, "Provided that I know what's going on, yes. I can't do anything about it if I have no knowledge of it period. It's up to the students to bring stuff like that to the attention of the teachers."
Scoffing bitterly, Toga said, "Oh yeah. Like that ever works in real life."
After Sekijiro took off while muttering something about disciplining Monoma, Mineta made his way over. "So anyway, I got myself cleaned off," Mineta said as he got Itsuka's attention, "What do you say to-"
Right away, Itsuka grew her hands large and tried swiping at Mineta, but he nimbly jumped out of the way. Itsuka, not letting up, continued to push Mineta back, even though he kept leaping out of her range of attack. "Sorry, babe," Mineta said in a self-amused tone, "I've caught onto every last one of-"
*WHACK*
Mineta stopped short when as he jumped back from Itsuka's latest swipe, he crashed back first into the side of the main UA building. He even hit the back of his head a little bit. After he had hit the wall, Mineta fell forward, saw Itsuka smirk at him in a knowing manner, then she slapped him with her enlarged right hand so hard she sent him flying into some trash cans.
"Awesome," Yaoyorozu in the audience commented, "Itsuka lured Mineta into some manner of trap to take him down!"
Itsuka smiled a bit out of appreciation for the compliment from her friendly rival. "Why thank you, Yaoyorozu."
"That looked like it hurt," Mineta said with some concern.
Nodding, Kyoka said in a dry tone, "I hope it did."
...
That evening, Mineta stumbled into the kitchen area where Sero, Kirishima, and Kaminari were at the island counter eating dinner. The three boys could tell that Mineta was roughed up all to hell. "...Geez, Mineta," Kirishima began, "What in the hell happened to you?"
"Punishment that he had brought onto himself by trying to romance Itsuka over in class 1-B," Sero replied casually.
Rolling his eyes, Kirishima said, "Oh yeah. He's trying to flirt with the girls over in class 1-B now." Gently shaking his head, the red-haired boy went on, "If all of that was Itsuka's doing, it ought to be taken as a sign that Mineta ought to leave the girls in class 1-B alone."
"But he's not going to," Kyoka in the audience said in an annoyed tone, "Because he's obsessed with satisfying his manhood."
"The moment he graduates UA and becomes a pro hero," Stain said, "I'll look into tracking him down and giving him what he has coming."
Mustering up what effort he could, Mineta declared, "I shall not give up! Not until I get a girl to like me!" Relenting a bit, Mineta added in a mildly pained tone, "Although I'll try going after one of the girls in 1-B who's less feisty than Itsuka." Mineta then turned around and began walking towards the stairs to go up to his dorm room, going 'ow' with every limping step he took.
FIN
Shuddering in revolt, Itsuka said, "Eww, now he's going to try to go after one of the other girls in my class who he'll see as an easier target!"
"But hey, at least he'll get hurt in some fashion for his trouble," Mei pointed out.
Sighing, Mineta said in a mildly sad tone, "You know, it'd be nice to have some success with just one of the girls I interact with here."
Turning to face Kotaro, Tale said, "What do you think?"
"That I hope like hell Stain keeps his word," Kotaro replied.
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
Well the portion with the 1-B girls kicks off with Itsuka making use of her quirk to prevent Mineta from making any real progress. She's very easily able to deal with Mineta, or any other boy who would similarly try to bother her. But how would the other girls of class 1-B deal with the grape boy? You'll have to wait for the next chapter here to begin finding out.
Take care, folks.