Summary/disclaimer: Time for another chapter of Avian Attraction. Enjoy the 1200-Word chapter. I don't own Hazbin Hotel, Viziepop and a few others do.

Octavia awoke to screaming and shouting… Which had become the norm in her life at the moment. She could also hear Nova who opened the door to his quarters.

"Well, I'm up for today… And possibly the entire week." Nova muttered before letting out a yawn. "Hey, Octavia? You up right now?" Nova asked while opening the door back to his room.

"No, I'm just sleepwalking." Octavia deadpanned at the moment and then grabbed her phone.

Nova chuckled, at the very least Octavia still had her sense of humor… Like how he needed to keep his guns on him at all times… And to ask why his quarters were close to Octavia's.

"Well, if her dad decides to kill me?" Nova muttered to himself while patting his sniper rifle on his back. "Then I can bring up how he gave me the room." Nova added and cracked his back. He also grabbed a can of soda.

Nothing would wake him up more then a bunch of carbonated sugar going down his gullet like buckshot… Or as he preferred, a bullet from a sniper.

The yelling didn't cease as Octavia left her room. She looked at Nova who shrugged and followed after the princess.

He cracked his neck at the moment while looking around the manner. There was far more going on than he thought… Then again? From what Nova knew? This was probably a daily issue.

He followed behind Octavia. It didn't take superhuman hearing… Which he as an owl demon possessed, to hear Octavia's music. She blared it like the melody was a shield blocking out everything.

"So, anything you want to talk…" Nova started to say before a potted plant flew at the duo. Octavia stepped backwards before leaping over the plant. "Damn, maybe they should have hired bodyguards…" Nova said as Octavia slowly pulled the fellow own owl demon with her.

"I CANT BELIEVE…!" Nova heard while the voice of Stolas made feeble excuses which was drowned out.

Octavia and Nova entered the kitchen in time to see another owl demon… Who Nova knew from passing details of Octavia and Stolas that it was Stella: The Goetia family matriarch.

She threw an imp at Stolas and stormed out of the room. Nova raised an eyebrow at Octavia who took a seat by the window.

"Uh…?" Nova started to say, raising a clawed finger. "Never mind, I don't want to ask…" Nova said while trying to let out a yawn.

Stolas turned to see his daughter and her servant/bodyguard. Nova rubbed at his eyes, trying to clear the exhaustion he currently felt out.

"Good morning, Octavia, Nova." Stolas said as Nova turned to Octavia who was busy listening to music. "Did you sleep well?" Stolas asked while Nova and Octavia shared a glance.

"Are you both done arguing?" They both asked in union which made the Goetia prince rub at his neck. "I thought someone was trying to kill one of you… Then again? Probably not in the same context." Nova added as he sat down next to Octavia.

"You heard all that?" Stolas asked and got a raised eyebrow from the avian teenagers.

Stolas turned to the fridge. Why wouldn't they? Stella had probably woken up the entire castle with her bellows.

"Nice song." Nova joked and got an elbow to the ribs. "Someone's got to break the silence. You want to sit here while we think about our lives? We're not retired movie stars." Nova snarked as he checked his sniper at the moment.

"What is that your listening to?" Stolas questioned which got Nova to turn.

"It's called my world is burning down around me." Octavia said while grabbing a bag of birdseed. "It's by f*ck you dad." Octavia added as the prince sighed.

"It's the name of a band." Nova and Octavia said in unison. Stolas perked up.

"By the seven rings I'm tired…" Nova muttered as he rubbed at his eyes. "So, not to be rude… But anything on the agenda for today, princess?" Nova asked which got a hum from Octavia.

"Earplugs for one." Octavia snarked back as Nova chuckled. "But I don't know. My head is still waking up." Octavia said while Nova hummed.

"Let me know when it reboots, then. I'll get tech support till then." Nova joked while Octavia snickered at the stupid joke. "I'll just consider it a win if I ever make a good joke." Nova said and turned to Stolas who seemed deep in thought.

Nova leaned on the windowsill while looking out the window. He hummed and then turned to Octavia before checking his gun again.

"This is awkward." Nova said, earning another playful elbow from Octavia. "Your still smirking, stupid jokes work." Nova said while Stolas snapped his fingers.

"Perhaps we need something to get our mind off that nasty business." Stolas said while Nova hummed.

"One of my cousins is a therapist." Nova said and finally got a punch to the arm. "Ow, you sure you need a bodyguard if you can slug like that?" Nova asked before Stolas cleared his throat.

Both of the teens turned to look at Stolas who was busy looking at a family photo.

"Via, why don't we go to your favorite place in all of hell?" Stolas asked, Nova went to crack another joke only for Octavia to lift her arm. "LOO LOO LAND!" Stolas yelled which made Octavia hum.

"I'd rather fall out the window." Octavia responded with snark dripping from her words.

"Do I get hazard pay for stopping that?" Nova asked as Octavia finally smirked.

"You are a TERRIBLE demon." Octavia said as Nova chuckled.

"So, I'm an angel then? Shoot me now, I'm ready to barf." Nova joked which got an eye roll. "Sorry, trying to lighten the mood… Also, I think the blood rushed to my head at the moment." Nova stated while letting out a hum.

"I'll talk all this as a yes." Stolas said as Nova hummed and grabbed the soda that he had from before. "Now, I'm going to call the only man who can screw me." Stolas said as he picked up the phone.

Nova and Octavia both dropped their respective snacks, spilling soda and birdseed all over the floor. Nova blinked; his hand still clenched around a can of drink that no longer occupied his fist.

"WHA….?!" Both teenagers said as Stolas sheepishly remembered the duo was in the room.

"I think I need brain bleach." Nova said with Octavia nodding along blankly. "Or to be hungover… Hungover sounds good." Nova said while blankly staring into space.

"Nova, can you shoot my eyes?" Octavia said which almost got a nod from Nova.

"It isn't that BAD!" Stolas replied to the duo.

Author Notes

Phew. Another chapter done! A few things? 1. Nova's jokes are to establish he's snarky to cheer people up. 2. Nova is going to be fighting soon and has some powers… And so, I don't get spammed with hate? I'm not including all the cursing, site wont let me. Next chapter will be in 2-12 weeks or a few months and will show Nova and Octavia headed to Loo Loo land with Stolas and IMP. Until then, Lighting Wolf out!

P.S: Next chapter will be 1500 words or so.