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Teams:
Screaming Gaffers: Owen, Leshwana DJ Harold,
Killer Grips: Duncan, Trent, Lindsay, Beth, Justin, Heather.
Me: Ow you got to stop doing that I said .Sorry but it's the only way I can concect to you replied dawn. So you brought me here to yell at me. Dawn: Yes what were you thinking your actions? Got Gwen elmanited. Me: Gwen she was my friend but I am not sure if she did not dump me for Duncan I said. Gwen is your friend she dumped you because of your issues and she blamed herself for your mistakes Duncan did not lie about 9 obession there is no proof of that and did not have feelings for her until world tour, Gwen only had feelings for Duncan a year from action and Owen did not even tell you to throw challenges he just said she likes wining you came up on that idea on you own. I know. You just have to move on plus why did you trust Justin he is the main villan this season. She's right about that I thought. Me: Justin is like a brother after all the time we been in the drama brothers and let's be real he is the worst villan other sugar and courntey. Dawn: Still a villan you showed weakness and he used it. It must have been Because Gwen was already a finalist I have to get back at him. Me: Thanks for the advice. Dawn: No problem rember what I said about moving on she replied. Chris started the into again. Last week, the dry desert heat baked our favorite partners like roadkill on the blacktop. But crispy bottoms or not, they still had to mount their ancient steed… from a hundred foot platform! Ha-ha. But that wasn't all. A calf-roping contest had the teams lasso each other. When Trent feel for Justin's tricks and got Gwen elmanited which led to some drama total drama. She gave him the old heave-ho before her elmantion. s, which led to some Total Drama. The killer grips won the west, and only ten remain! Stay tuned to find out who will win this week. Could it be… the gaffers? Hey, we heard that said Owen! Leshwana: We are not losers right team?3 time losing streak replied DJ. How does feel to be a loser Harold said Duncan? It sucks. Keep telling yourself leshwana said chris. Right here on total drama action. Harold, Duncan, Trent and Owen: [snoring] [air horn blares] Huh! [Crunch] Duncan: Whiz dibs, I called it. Hey, a little help. Justin: This is day twelve of my manicure. Justin: To risk any more cuticle damage would be madness. Owen: Dudes, I got this! Harold: [gasps] Uh-oh. Harold: (Confessional) Rule number one, do not wake Owen's beast within first thing in the morning. Owen: [grunting] Come on! Harold: Owen, we had cowboy beans last night! You're seriously risking a toxic gas leak! Owen: That's all I am to you? Some kind of human fart machine? Duncan: Ah, we just value our lives is all, all right big guy? Owen: Aw, I love you guys. And I promise I'll never ever blow another morning– [farts] Starting now. [Farts] I mean, now. Duncan, Justin, Trent and Harold: [coughing] Me: Up there! Maybe one of you guys can boost me there then I can pull you up. Duncan: Laughs. Yeah like we are trusting the guy who got his girl elmanited. Me: Wait what? Harold: You called out Gwen for something she did not even do. Me: Wait h-. Harold: Justin told us while you were off where ever. Justin: Smiles evilly. Justin: (Confessional) I elmanited Gwen for being a former finalist and if I want to take out the others I have to do by surprise I do not want anyone to know who I am really like espicaly this early in the game. Solution I cut ties with anyone who knows who I really am if or after I have no use for them. Trent is a threat and is too smart for his own good he has to go. Me: (Confessional) Great Justin already had plan to get rid of me I have to warn the others. Me: Guys Justin is trying to get me elmanited. Duncan: You got your girlfriend elmanited but you said Justin is your friend you are just trying to escape elmantion. Harold: Not going to happen liar. Owen: I wonder how the girls are doing. Lindsay: What's Chris doing now? Leshwana: Does not matter we have to get out of here. Beth: We can go by the vents. Leshwana: I will go first. Heather: You're too fat to fit in. Leshwana: I am tired of you shit you little. Beth: Stop guys as she tries to prevent them from fighting. Lindsay: Okay enough girls. It does not matter what you have angist each other just put it away so we can we the challenge. Leshwana: You're right. Lindsay: Beth you're the small one you're the only who can fit. Lequesia pick her up and toss her so she can get there. Once your there get to the other vent use the nail cutter to open the vent and open the door from outside for us. Any questions? Everyone stares in disbelief. Beth: (Confessional) she is smart now how? Leshwana :( confessional) Just when this show could not get weirder. Heather: Look we should not be taking advice from lindsiot she has the IQ of a vegetable. Lindsay: If you have a plan share it with the class no then stop being mean for a few minutes or we will leave you here. Lindsay: Also can I have those she takes heather's sunglasses and puts it on also its admiral Lindsay. Lindsay: Ohh I look so good in these she admires herself in the miorr. Lindsay: (confessional) I had to be the leader to escape or we whould still be fighting. Leshwana: Okay beth get ready one two three. Goes to the boys. Owen: [grunting] Harold: Owen, you'll never fit! Owen: I can try my best! Harold: It's not about trying, it's just a scientific fact. Justin: [screams] A hangnail Owen: Oh no I am stuck. Me: man are you kidding me? Duncan: Let's just pull him out. Justin: This would be much easier if mount DJ was here. Duncan: Yeah, where is DJ anyway? Chef: Okay, maggot! I'm going to ride you till your confidence coats the back of a spoon and your self-respect forms them peas! No more mama's boy, DJ. Watch and learn. [chop chop chop chop] DJ: Uh, what is that? Chef: Taste perfection, boy. What you're tasting is pride, son. The most important virtue in a man's life. Now stir that pot! DJ: (Confessional) If Chef wants pride, mama's going to show him pride with her special flavor blend. Mama spice. Guys: Grunt they fall down tried. Owen: Guys why did you give up? Pull me out please. Harold: We can't big guy. Harold: You need to lay off those chess puffs. Me: (confessional) That is when I realsies this is my time to redeem myself by escaping giving me some time till I can expose justin. Me: Owen get out and rip open the door and I will give you all my Chocolate bars. Owen: Arrgh he easily escapes from the vent and rips open the door. Harold: Yeah go Trent. Guys: Cheer. Trent: Smiles back at Justin. Justin: (confessional) If he thinks that will save him he is dead wrong. Chris: Hope you all enjoyed your first taste of the gulag. Lindsay: Gulag? I didn't get any gulag! Beth: Nice to see your back. Chris: Well, prepare for it to get a whole lot worse. Because today… is prison flick day! Leshwana: Man…Beth, Lindsay, Owen, and Justin: Aww… Heather: Lovely. At least we've got the only actual ex-con on our team. Duncan: It was only juvenile detention, don't get too excited. Chris: Ah, prison. The confinement. The claustrophobia. The vile, nasty food. And you're always looking over your shoulder because Mr. Killer Dude wants to cut ya for taking the last tater tot! And no matter how hard you try, digging out spoonful of dirt, year after year, there's no escape! Unless you get voted off, of course. Trent: So basically it's this hellhole. Harold: [confessional] Trent said it really. This place is plenty prison-like already. Not that I'm complaining. I mean, I should probably be locked up for the ladies' sake anyways. Chris: Lock down, people! Let's get this challenge started! Teams, take a prisoner from the competition! And Chef — I mean… warden, lock 'em up. Owen: But we can't know, remember? We need this bad! Lindsay: Let's flip a coin! Heads, we win. Tails, victory is ours! Duncan: Let's Pick Harold he is a weakling. Heather: We know you just want to hurt him. Duncan: That and the others are ready did well in the eating challenge last season. Trent: We pick Harold Sorry. Chris: Choices? Gaffers? Harold: We pick Duncan! DJ: We were going to pick Lindsay. Chris: Too late Duncan it is. Harold: (confessional) I know this is petty and I will probably lose but Duncan has to eat a gross meal so works for me.
Duncan: You are done for nerd. Chris: Today's first game is… the prison chow-llenge! Each team of prison chefs whips up the foulest, nastiest, most barf inducing slop this side of Alcatraz. Duncan and Harold have to stomach as much as they can. Last one to power-hurl, wins! Duncan: So what do I get after beating Harold? and it better be worth it. Chris: Have I ever let you down? Wait, scratch that. Anyway, the winning team gets this![ding] Lindsay: What are we supposed to do with a shovel? Harold: [confessional] Everybody knows more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole, and what does he have? Nothing. But give a man a shovel, and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing. Chris: Prisoners ready? And… colonate Leshwana puts the roaches Lindsay puts dirt beth puts table gum Owen puts head lice. Leshawna: Where do you even get these things? Harold: They're obviously imported. Gosh! DJ: How's a self-respecting Chef supposed to serve that? Mama spice. And mama would be proud. I think. Chief: He pulls DJ to the shadows. What the hell are you doing? DJ: I am chief I cannot serve this garbage. Chief: You are on 3 time losing streak do it? Chief: Let me have that mm that spice good I can use it later. Harold: Guys listen to me put braised horse lips with the goat brains. Owen: You sure cause that sounds good. Leshwana: Harold knows what he is doing. Harold: Thanks. Leshwana: No problem now kick Duncan's ass. 20 minutes later. Chris: Time's up! And jailbirds, hope you're appetites are primed! Justin: Feeling queasy? Duncan: Hope you put Harold: We have the braised horse lips with the goat brains fricassee and the fish gut reduction, topped off of course with the toenail clipping with Owen's head lice. Bon appétit. Duncan: I hate you. Chris: Are you maggots ready?! One minute to down that chow! And… dig in! Harold: (retch) what is this stuff? Duncan: Cockroaches and worst yesterday's Breakfast. Harold: Gulps. Leshwana: Harold you can do it Harold. DJ: Try to ignore image something else. Harold: Thinks and begins eating the whole dish. Chris: Harold Holds it down and somehow wins! Duncan: (Pukes). Me DJ Leshwana Owen: (cheering). Me: (confessional) : I do not care that we lost that was fun to see. Chris:. You and the Gaffers have the golden shovel. They'll be thanking you in the elimination challenge! Justin: So now you are trying to sabotage us trent? Me: what? Beth: He means by cheering for the other team. Me: Because it was nice to see Harold beat Duncan since he is a prick. Lindsay: Yeah that was fun to watch. Justin: Guys you are forgetting the point if Trent whould betray his own girlfriend. Me: It was an accident that never whould have happened if y-. Justin: Sush be a man and accept responblity for your mistakes. Justin: How loyal whould he be to his team? Everyone: Stars at Trent like they seen a stranger. Justin: Exactly what I thought. Me: Great I thought justin won. DJ: Chef, sir! Did you see that challenge? You were right, Chef. Pride is everything. Thank you. Chef: You've learned nothing! DJ: B-b-but pride, Chef. Chef: Pride?! Pride and two bucks will get you a cup of coffee! What a man really needs is loyalty. If I did not catch you could have blown it for your team. DJ: Oh wow. Chef: I was once like you. Young, weird, kinda ugly. But you've got a gift. Now own it. Don't let it go to waste. [Sniffles] Like I did. Meet me in the kitchen after the challenge. You're on permanent KP duty, soldier. DJ: [confessional] Who knew Chef was such a softie. But I can't argue with the man. I got the gift. More spice. I love my mama. Chris: Elimination challenge! Here we go! No get-out-of-jail-free cards here, people. This is Escape from Total Drama Pen. Each team must hop in their laundry carts while one member pushes through the obstacle course to freedom. When you reach the wall, get digging. First team to reach the boxcar to freedom wins immunity. Convicts, select a pusher. DJ: I'll do it! Me: I will go It's the least I can do to make up. Justin: What about Duncan? Beth: I think he is too sick. Justin: He is shady you sure we can trust him?
Lindsay: We can give him a second chance if he messes up we will vote him off. Justin: Cures under his breath. Me: Thanks. Lindsay: Do not thank me yet Travis just get ready. Chris: This is it, teams. On your marks, get set, Escape. DJ: (Grunting). Leshwana: What's wrong DJ? DJ: Owen is too heavy. Trent: Yes we can win. Me: (panting) We got here first. Beth: Great job Trent. Justin: Don't get your hopes up. Me: If I am going down might as well try. Me: get to digging. DJ: (Panting) We are here. Duncan: Quick dig. Chris: So, you ever seen that prison flick? The one with the guy in it? You know, the guy with the face? So, you doing anything after work? We could always rent a… or not. I was…. busy… anyway… Very busy, just throwing it out there. Me: guys hurry up he pulls Duncan and quickly starts digging. Lindsay: We are losing. Heather: Thanks for pointing out the obvious linsidot. Justin: Chill both of you we are done for. Duncan: Pretty boy is right they have more manpower and better shovels (coughs) Sorry Elvis. Me: Looks over to the other team to see they already made a huge hole turning slowly into a tunnel. DJ: Team, we're the Screaming Gaffers. And we're goanna win, even if we have to dig with our bare hands! Even if we have to eat our way out!. Leshawna: Danger boy, toothpick, soul patch, puke breath, mama boy is right. Let's get our dig on! Harold: That's the spirt but looks like the other team gave up. DJ: Wait really. Leshwana: Finally we won a challenge. Screaming Gaffers: Kaleidoscope? Izzy: [yelps] Harold: Yeah that is her. Owen: Izzy I missed you. Izzy: You to big O it and I've been living underground amongst the prairie dogs.[Prairie dog snarls]Izzy: Aw, Butchie, it's okay. These are my friends. Izzy: Anyway congrats on wining about time. I will take you guys to a shortcut. Owen: A shortcut? Trent: (Confessional) I am done for. Izzy: And of course, I became second in command prairie dog, which meant I shared all the prairie dog council meetings and oh, oh! Here we are! Leshawna: Ooh, let me out of this hole! Aww, hell no! Screaming Gaffers: [cheering] Izzy: We Won Won! Leshawna: "We"? Izzy: What? It is way more fun to be on the winning team. Me: Guys believe me for what I said about Justin. Justin: He is just trying to avoid what is coming to him. Izzy: All right, High five. DJ: But we voted you off? Izzy: Uh-uh. You voted off Kaleidoscope. (Flashback), Chris: Izzy! Time to go! .Izzy: I'm not going anywhere. That's not my name. .Chris: Can I get a pen over here? It says "E-Scope" now, okay? You guys, want to make sure we keep this ballot in the files as an official record of Kaleidoscope's departure? I'll notarize it. Foresight. That's why they pay me the big bucks. (Flashback ends) Owen: So, Izzy's still technically in the game! Owen: If you were food, you'd be dessert. Chocolate covered chocolate with chocolate sauce and sprinkles. (Chuckles) Chocolate ones. Izzy: (giggles) That is so nice, Owen. You're a banana split with like, twenty-six bananas and a whole lot of split. (Laughs) Yeah. Chris: Please stop there could be kids watching. Nighttime. Justin: So sad you will get kicked off tonight still thanks I would never got Gwen elmanited without you say hi to her for me. Trent: Uggh bitch. (Gilded Chris ceremony theme). (Devices beeping) Chris: Time's up! I'll tally the votes! Duncan, Beth, Lindsay, Justin. Chris: The final gilled Chris goes to. (Dramatic music). … Me: Yes I will get ready to leave. Chris: Sit your ass down I am trying to make this as dramatic as possible. ….. Chris: Trent! Me: Wait I surived. Heather: Wait who convinced the others t- . Lindsay waves at her. Heather: Well played Lindsay .
Lindsay: (confessional) I believe Travis deveres a second chance and Justin seems shady so Travis could help it wasn't''t hard to convince the others to vote off last season's main villan. Chef: Dead girl walking. Heather: Shut it Guy Fieri. Justin pulls Trent next to him and whispers in his ear. Justin: You got lucky next time I will get rid of you for good and I will get Lindsay out too. Me: I'd love to see you try. Chris: Folks are getting feisty. Let's see how the rivalry goes on on total drama action.
My thoughts on heather: She is my Favitorte chacther runner up to Noah but she had no plot this season other than finding her hair so I decided to sacrifice her plus she made final 3 last season and is going to be a finalist next season. So an early boot will be helpful for the screenhog problems. Thanks for reading this.
Elmantion order: 14th Place: Geoff and Bridgette. Xth Place: Izzy. 13th Place: Gwen. 12th Place: Heather.