"So You Two Are Biological Sisters, You Fuck Each Other Alot, Not To Mention You Don't Care About The Costs?"Jotaro Asked
"Yeah, Got A Problem With That?"Chara Asked
"Yare Yare...People Find THAT Gross."Jotaro Said
"Not Everyone..."Frisk Said
"Yeah...Pandora Is Werid, But Not THIS Weird."Said Claptrap"Even Though Incest Is One Of The Over 300 Things To Worry About Here In Pandora, But It's Mostly At The Bottom Of The Barrel."
"Wow, Looks Like Everyone Here Is Out Of Their Damn Mind."Rick Said
"Yeah...Uh, R-Rick And I Found Out What Was The Cause Of This..."Morty Said"They're Called Multiverse Mines."
"The Hell Is A 'Multiverse Mine'?"Joesph Asked
"Glad Ya Asked."Rick Said"These Mines Are Very Werid, Dangerous, And Sometimes When You Come Into Another Universe THAT Way, Then You Start Tripping Balls Waaaaaaay Fast."
"Well...I Started Seeing Alot Things...Furry Four Armed Creatures...And A Big Disco Ball..."Said Joesph"And A Carriot Walking In Werid Shoes Saying 'AMOGUS'."
"Dear God. Don't Say That Again!"Rick Said
"Those Furry Four Armed Creatures Are Bullymogs. Pandora Has Alot Those."Claptrap Said
"Oh No..."Joesph Said In English
"Yare Yare...I Saw A Huge Werid Pink Elephant With Star Platinums Face"Jotaro Said"Other Than That. I Took A Nap To Make Sure It Wears Off."
"I Saw...Well...I Saw Misty And My Own Mother Naked..."Ash Said
"You Saw Me And Your Mother Naked?"Misty Asked Blushing
"Y-Yeah...Sorry If I-"Ash Said While Trying To Aplogize
"Oh God! You Too?"Said Rick"Is Incest That Good For People Like You?"
"Well Me And Frisky Saw A Beautiful Woman~"Chara Said Drolling Thinking About What She Saw
"CHARA!"Frisk Said
"Don't Say That Again! God! I Just Imgained You Two Having Sex With Another Woman."Rick Said While Trying Not To Gag
"I Saw That My Own Dick Grew Too Much, Like The Size Of A Tree."Morty Said
"Gross Morty."Said Rick
"Ugh! Now I'll Never Get That Picture Out Of My Head!"Jospeh Said While Being Disgusted
"Whatever...Any Other Side Effects?"Jotaro Asked
"The Other Side Effects? Well If You End Up In A World Where Everything Genderbends All The Men, Then Your Fucked."Rick Said"But Seeing That This Isn't The Case. We're Fine. But Other Than That? No."
Jotaro Just Sighed And Got Up And Walks Off
"Lets Go."
Then Everyone Followed Jotaro And They Saw A Cannon With Twin Barrels, Zer0 Took The Honors Of Taking The Cage Down With The Cannon. Then Zer0 Fired, But Sadily, Claptrap Was In The Way So He Can Give Zer0 The Instructions. But He Also Got Caught In The Crossfire...Then They Went To Save Him While Killing Some Bandits. Then The Other Ran Into Some Stairs
"Alright. We're Almost There!"Joesph Said
"Stairs?! I Can't Climb Stairs!"Claptrap Said
"Hey! What's Up The Whining?!"Joesph Said"Try Using Your Arms!"
"How Would One Do That?!"Claptrap Said"That's Impossible For Most Of My Kind...If They Are Alive..."
"Fine. I'll Carry You."Jotaro Said
"Uh, Gaaaaaaay. No."Said Claptrap
"Yare Yare..."Jotaro Said"Fine. I'll Find A Damn Elevator Switch..."
Jotaro Walks Off And Goes To Find The Switch. However, He Runs Into A Few Pyschos And They Tried To Tackle Him, Then Star Platinum Tries To Beat Them All Down
"ORA! ORA! ORAAAAA!"Star Platinum Starts Beating Them Down To The Ground Then Jotaro Gets Tackled, However Star Platinum Took Care Of All Of Them"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORA!"
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Then Jotaro Goes Up To The Elevator Switch And Activates It
"HA! I ACCEND!"Claptrap Said While Ridding The Elevator, However, The Rest Of Them Are Feeling Woosy From The Fast Elevator
"Oh God...I Never Thought It Would Be T-This Fast..."Morty Said
"Ugh! I Feel Werid..."Rick Said
"Yare Yare...Atleast I Went To Flip The Switch On."Jotaro Said"How Are You Feeling Jiji?"
"Ugh...My Legs Are Acheing So Much...EIther It Was That Elevator Or It's Just My Old Age."Joesph Said
"It's A Bit Of A Combination Of Both. Trust Me. I Should Know."Said Rick"Hello? Is Anyone Out There?"
Then They Heard A Voice From The Innercoms
"Got A Proposition For Ya, Vault Hunters. You Give Up, We'll Just Shoot Ya All In The Head. It'll be Quick, Clean, And A Hell Of A Lot Less Painful Than What Handsome Jack'll Do To Ya"
"Huh?"Jotaro Questioned"That's Your Peace Offering?"
Ash Remains Quiet And Pulls Out His Hand Gun
"A-Ash?"Deila Was Worried For His Own Sons Safety
"I-Is That A Gun?"Misty Asked
"No One...Hurts Any Of My Friends Or Family Gets AWAY WITH IT!"Ash Yelled While Walking Off
"Pika?"Pikachu Questioned
"Uh, Yeah. Good Luck With That."Rick Said
Then Ash Went Into A Battle Arena And Sees Captain Flynt On A Chair Holding A Head. A Head Of A Deceased Soilder That Everyone Knew On Pandora.
"Here's What's Going To Happen Vault Hunter - My First Mate Boom Bewm Is Gonna Kill Ya, Jack's Gonna Pay Us, And I'm Going To Play Hopscotch In Your Chest-Cavity!"Captian Flynt Said"GET EM BOYS!"
Then Two Humans Jumps Down And Lands In A Cool Landing Pose And They Are Both Wearing Yellow Armor
"Light The Fuses, Bitches - I'm Ready To BLOW!"
BOOM!
And His Brother Bewn!
...
"Bring It."Ash Said
Ash Then Went Up To The Two Idoits And Began Shooting At Them, Both Brothers Doiged The Shots And Began Firing Their Rounds At Ash, Ash Took Most Of The Shots And Was Bleeding Heavily...He Knew He Might Die...He Failed Protecting His Mother And Her Girlfriend Misty...But Then Claptrap Came In And Saw This Then Claptrap Knew What To Do.
"Minion! Take This Shield!"Said Claptrap Who Threw A Shield At Ash And Ash Caught It And Puts It On His Help And He Began To Heal Slowly. Zer0 And Maya Also Showed Up And Was Surprised That Ash Had A Shield That They Knew It Was Impossible To Get.
"Is That-"Maya Said
"Black Hole. A Shield That Pulls Nearby Enemies Towards Him. And Explodes With A Huge Nova. Claptrap. I Demand To Know Where You Got It."
"Before I Was Almost Killed...It Was A Gift From Jack...Before He Tried To Kill Me."Claptrap Said But Then Zer0 And Maya Looked At Him"What?!"
Ash Then Kicks Bwen In The Balls And Boom In The Knees And The Face Then Someone Shot Ash A Few Times And The Shield Went Down And Everyone Was Pulled In And Was Send Back Flying...Except For Captian Flynt Who Was Pissed Off
"Seriously?! None Of You Idoits Can Kill A Fucking Vault Hunter?! What Kind Of Dumbasses Are You?! That's It. I'm Dealing With This Myself!"Captain Flynt Said While Jumping Down And Landing On The Ground"LETS TURN UP THE HEAT!"
Captain Flynt
Burn Baby Burn!
"AAAAAAAAGH!"Claptrap Runs Away From What Was Going On"I AM SORRY FLYNT! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
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Maya And Zero Got Reday To Fight, Joesph Also Prepared To Fight, And Jotaro Was Reday To Bring Out His Stand, Then Misty Got One Of Her Pokeballs Out And Brought Out Goldduck, Frisk Got Reday To Fight And Chara Got Her Knife Out. Rick And Morty Got Their Guns Out As Well.
"No...This Is MY Fight..."
"Oh Shit."Rick Said
"W-What Is It RIck?"Morty Asked
"I Guess That Multiverse Mine Had More Side-Effects Than I Thought."Rick Said
"Wha?"Morty Asked
"The Multiverse Mine He Encountered Gave Him Soooo Much Anger. He Could Snap If Any Threats Were Brought Up In A Matter of Seconds."Rick Said
Then Ash Went Up To Flynt And Punches Him Over And Over Again, However Ash Kept Taking Alot Of Hits And Then He Got Up. His Face Had Only 1 Scar On His Left Eye. He Can Still See Through It Eitherway. Then Ash Tackles Captain Flynt And Punches Him Over And Over And Over And Over And Over And Over And Over And Over Again Until Flynt Died.
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"Do Not...Fuck With Me..."Ash Said Then He Picks Up Flynts Guns(2 Tinderboxes) And He Gives His Old Pistol To Joesph Joestar Who Almost Crapped His Pants And He Gave A Tinder Box To Zer0. Misty Has Known Ash For A Long Time, And He KNOWS He Would Never Do Something Like This...Unless He's Pissed Off. Then She Gave Ash A Hug And Ash Began Crying While He Was Surrounded By Mistys Arms. Then Deila Joins In On The Hug And Starts Singing.
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"So...Should We Wait Until Everyone's All Clam Or..."Morty Started To Ask
"Just Let Them Cry It Out Morty."Rick Said
Then Claptrap Came In And Saw Captain Flynts Courpse
"HA! SEE THAT FLYNT?! MY MINIONS ARE PROFESSONAL BADASSES!"Claptrap Said Who Starts Laughing In A Fake-Evil Way
...
"Sorry...Too Soon?"Claptrap Asked
"Sorta..."Morty Said
"Yare Yare...Can We Just Find The Others?"Jotaro Asked
"Yeah..."Joesph Joestar Said While Walking Off
Then They Heard A Click
...
"Well...Crap."Zer0 Said
A Bandit Was Still Alive And Has A Pistol In His Hand
"You Sons Of Bitches! You Killed Our Most Fearsome Leader! I Will Avenge Him Right Now! Also These Shots Are Made Straight From Nukes! There Is No Way You All Can Survi-"
"[EMERALD SPLASH!]"
Then The Bandit Got Hit With Lots Of Emeralds And Was Knocked Out
...
"That Man Was Lying...Like He Said About My Own Prison Being Filled With Fire. But It Was Filled With Nothing But Dirt."Said A Man Wearing A Green Uniform
"Kakyoin!"Joesph Said"Your Alive!"
"Yare Yare...We Thought You Died."Jotaro Said Smiling
The High School Student Began Laughing
"I See That You Guys Are Stuck Out Here Too."Kakyoin Said"What About Polnareff And Iggy?"
"Dunno. We Couldn't Find Them."Jotaro Said"But I Bet Polnareff Is In Trouble...Again..."
"Dunno...We'll Find Them Soon..."Said Joesph
"Okay Buddy, What Is With That Werid Uniform? Are You In Some Sort Of Relgious Cult?"Rick Asked"That Goes The Same For That Edgy Dude."
"For Your Information. Me And Jotaro Are Japanese High School Students. We Wear These Uniforms To Behave Like High School Students."Kakyoin Said
"Have You Atleast Been To America Buddy?"Rick Asked
"Yes. I Have. Although I Prefer This Uniform..."Kakyoin Said
"Oh My Fucking God! It Makes You Look A Stupid Piece Of Shit!"Rick Said
Then Kakyoin Punched Rick In The Face And Kicks Him In The Stomach Which Somehow Hurts Kakyoins Knees More Than Normal Somehow
"Agh...W-What?"Kakyoin Was Shocked"M-My Knee Hurts Even More Than I Th-"
"My Stomach Is Surrounded With Pure Metal, Pal. Get Used To It."Rick Said
"Yare Yare Daze..."Jotaro Said"We'll Just Rest For Now..."
"Good Idea Jotaro."Joesph Said
"Fine By Me. As Long As No One Shakes Their Own Beds."Rick Said"By The Way Mr...Uh..."
"Kakyoin Noraki"Kakyoin Said
"Anyway "Rick Said"Did You See Anything, While You Were Tripping Balls."
"What?"Kakyoin Asked
"You Encountered A Multiverse Mine That Gave You LOTS Of LSD. Tell Me. What Did You See?"Rick Asked
"Well, I Saw 50 MILFS Wearing Make Up...Wearing Sexy Clothing...They Were Wearing The Same Thing..."
"Yare Yare...Here We Go With The Milf Again. If It's My Own Mother, I Swear To God Kakyoin..."Jotaro Said In Anger
"Calm Down Jotaro."Joesph Said
"No...It's Not Holly...It's..."Kakyoin Said While Trying To Think Then Sees Sexy Posters Of Moxxi"Her! I Saw Her! 50 Of Them! I Got Hard Afterwords. Then I Fainted!"
"You Saw 50 Moxxis?"Claptrap Asked"Bro. You A Simp?"
"The Hells A Simp?"Jotaro Asked
"What?"Rick Asked
"Honestly. I Have No Idea What The Yellow Box Said."Kakyoin Said
"You Do Not Know WHAT A Simp A Is?"Rick Said
"No."Kakyoin Said
"Okay, Whatever You Do, Do NOT Tell Him What A Simp Is."Rick Said
"Uh...Got It?"Ash Said
"A Simp Is-"Claptrap Was About To Explain Then Gets Shocked By Rick's Tazer And Faints
...
"What?!"Rick Asked