AnonBrowser: Haha, back to being the first reviewer huh? Even if Pahkitew is hard to write for, they'd never be out of character, that's just how it goes.
HayamiHinata: Now, happy April second everybody.
Omega Leonidas: Thank you, though I'm surprised nobody has brought up the conversation Sugar had with Max, unless I just imagined writing that.
Kelly Does Writing: I'm not sure if contestants should actually die in the next season unless they wanna do an adaptation of Despair Island. Quite the hot take!
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Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV, you know the drill.
"New York City, the city that eats other cities for breakfast!" Chris announced to the camera, as clips from the last episode played. "Here our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest, from the top of Lady Liberty, to the city's rotten, stinky, sewer core!" Clips of the cast climbing the ropes, and driving through the sewer was shown. "In the end, Team Victory claimed, well… victory." The clips ended, and the camera showed Chris and Chef in the cockpit. "We have thirteen lucky competitors still in the running, who will go home next? Who will win one million bucks? Find out right here on:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue intro)
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"Ugh! I'm so sick of staying in first class!" Sierra complained in the economy class, much to the annoyance of her teammates. "Why do we have to stay here when that fake fan gets to be in first class?"
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"Scarlett is so right!" Sierra stated. "Topher knows nothing about Chris, he has no right to be a fan."
XXX
"Get over it already." Dave told her. "We get it, Topher sucks, where is this all coming from anyway?"
"Hmm, you don't need to know that." Sierra stated, walking away from her team.
"I know what it's like to have somebody be better than me." Sugar gloomed. "Just kidding, I'm better than everybody! Ha!" Sammy just groaned nearby.
XXX
"It's like I'm dealing with two Amys." Sammy complained. "The worst part is that Ella isn't even aware of it."
XXX
"At least we've gone six episodes without an elimination." Sky stated. "We're the strongest team at the moment."
"I'd hate to be a burden, but I must remind you that we did lose the last challenge." Alejandro told her.
"True, but we shouldn't have to worry about anything given how strong our team is." Sky replied.
"You must be so lucky." Ella told her. "Having somebody as sweet as Alejandro on your team must be nice."
"Oh, but what about you?" Alejandro pointed out. "I've never heard anybody sing quite as well as you have in my entire life, it's so beautiful."
Ella blushed. "Thank you, I really appreciate it."
"Please, Al is just lyin." Sugar told her. "You better shut yer trap before I shut it for ya." Alejandro scowled at Sugar.
XXX
"How dare she smudge the name of Alejandro Burramorto?" Alejandro scoffed in distaste.
XXX
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In first class, Jasmine picked up a small chocolate that an intern offered her. "Winning always has perks and advantages." She offered chocolate to Scarlett. "Would you like one?"
Scarlett looked up from her book. "No thanks, chocolate isn't healthy, and I have no sweet tooth."
"Aw come on, I'm sure a little treat won't hurt." Insisted Jasmine.
"It won't, but no thanks." Scarlett kept saying.
The intern lady walked by Shawn, who had wired his seat to be completely surrounded by bells, and when she walked by, it rang one of them. "Back of zombies!" He awoke in a panic, only to look around and see nothing.
XXX
"I'm still paranoid about that zombie in the cargo hold." Shawn confessed. "Though a little less so now that Jasmine is helping me get it out of here."
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Scarlett looked back and sighed. "When will he learn that zombies don't exist? Just grow up."
Jasmine glared at her. "The zombie thing isn't hurting anybody, and he's at least doing well in challenges."
"Right." Scarlett said. "We wouldn't have to argue about challenges if we weren't constantly changing who's leading the team."
Jasmine was glaring harder. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well, there was Topher in Japan, you in the Yukon, and then Shawn in New York." Scarlett listed. "If I know anything, it would be that this game needs strategy, and we should have one team leader."
Jasmine just sighed. "I guess that means it's either me or you mate."
XXX
"Scarlett just found herself as the low woman on the totem pole." Jasmine stated. "I guess I can make a little competition out of this."
XXX
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The Jumbo Jet flew around rapidly around the map, when it started to stop around Germany.
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"Hey look, it's the Alps!" Ella pointed out the window.
"Welcome my little puppets." Chris said over the intercoms. "Please unbuckle your seatbelts and head to the cargo hold."
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Everybody walked into the room, with Shawn being very shaky and nervous. Amy looked over to the scruffy boy and rolled her eyes. "Oh now what's wrong?" A trapdoor suddenly opened up below them, and they all fell down from the sky.
After a very long fall, everybody softly fell into the snow. All except for Amy, who was caught by Alejandro in the snow. "I believe you dropped something." He flirted cheesily.
"Oh, uh…" Amy stuttered. "Thanks for catching me Alejandro."
Samey and Topher both resurfaced from the snow at the same time, and the nice twin tried to start a conversation with him. "Oh Topher, good thing they didn't try to make us sing again huh?"
Topher gasped. "Wait don't say that! That's means we're gonna have to-"
At that moment, Chris flew over on a jetpack, as the bell signal dinged. "Welcome to Germany kiddies, we're in avalanche territory. You must sing while avoiding a snowy doom from being too loud.
Sammy looked back at Topher. "Oops, sorry about that."
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A clip was shown of the mountains, as they started to rumble and quake.
Dave: "Keep it down, so I can win the loot!"
Dave put his fingers on Beardo's lips, making him quiet.
Beardo: "I guess I'll try, but I better not get the boot."
Amy: "Move on, you'll just be outta luck. Unless you have a buck."
Sammy: "Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!"
Ella: "I just can't wait until Chris McLean shoves you out the plain."
The camera shifted to Alejandro singing to Scarlett.
Alejandro: "When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there's nothing stopping you you you."
Scarlett: "Looking in your eyes it's full of lies but for now there's nothing I can do!"
Scarlett glared into Alejandro's eye, who just lifted an eyebrow as a taunt. Over in another area, Sierra was looking over to Topher.
Sierra: "Wait, somethings ticking in my brain. I can succeed in the game! With one thing to blame! And Topher's his name!"
Topher was pointing at himself confused.
Topher: "Is there a problem? What'd I ever do to you?"
Sierra just glared harder.
Sierra: "Chris!"
The fangirl screamed at the top of her lunges, ending the song and causing an avalanche, making them all tumble down the mountain.
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"Hahahahahaha!" Chris laughed at the teen's misfortune. "Talk about awesome!"
XXX
"I happen to know that Scarlett is getting in Sierra's head." Alejandro confessed. "Therefore, I shall be the one to get into her head first, and hopefully Scarlett's too."
XXX
While walking up the mountain again, Topher walked up to Sierra. "Excuse me, I know neither of us are getting along, but if you'd just stay out of my space, then that would be nice."
Sierra just huffed and walked away from him. Shawn, who was walking next to Topher looked weirdly at her. "What's up with her?"
"Oh Sierra, please wait up!" Alejandro told her, but she didn't listen.
"Having trouble controlling your team?" Scarlett taunted him.
Alejandro just shrugged. "Of course not, and you? Surly a lovely lady such as you would have no issue controlling your team."
"Hello meat makers!" Chris told them. "Did you know that over fifteen hundred species of sausage call Germany home?" He explained. "Hence the challenge of our most efficient challenge yet:"
"Shut up and stuff it!" Chef yelled in a terrible German accent.
"Each team must make a giant German sausage by shoving all this meat into the grinder." Chris told them. "Once you do that, it will be put into an oversized sausage finger without using a finger or toe."
"I'm sorry, sausages?" Dave freaked out. "This is the most disgusting challenge yet!"
"Count yourselves lucky you're not making hot dogs." Chris taunted. "There's no beaks, hooves, or butts in this meat pile."
Sky bent over and puked her guts out. "That's so gross."
"You guys are gonna want to shovel fast, or else you'll be left with an incomplete sausage." Chris stated. "Which will be a shame, as you're using them to sled down this massive hill." The camera panned over to a raggedy hill, with several logs, sharp rocks, ect. "Of course, if you had an electric meat grinder, you could plug it into our portable generator."
Jasmine turned over to Topher. "You did bring the meat grinder right?"
XXX
Topher placed his fingers in front of the camera, so it looked like his face was in a camera. "I just took my face!"
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"Just letting you guys know that there will be one terrible conscience for the team that finishes last." Chris told them. "No, it's not salmonella. Behold, the penalty hosen."
Chef held up a very small hosen, way too tight for anybody. "Real tight, really shows off the body."
"Way to sexualize minors Chris." Shawn crossed his arms.
"No time to question morals." Jasmine stated. "We're not wearing that thing, Shawn, use your arms to shovel meat into the grinder, Scarlett stuffs, Topher cranks, and I will push it down!"
"But my beautiful hands!" Topher cried. "I can't get them dirty, I use them to groom my hair!" Jasmine simply glared at him deeply. "I… could crank the lever thingy." He said again.
"That's more like it!" Jasmine exclaimed. As Shawn started to shovel meat into the grinder, Jasmine kicked it down with her humongous legs.
On the end, Topher watched the meat come out, and puffed her cheeks up. "Ew ew ew."
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"I don't have a strong stomach at all." Topher confessed. "It makes me wonder how I hang out around Shawn all the time."
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"Why am I the one shoving this meat down?" Samey called from above.
"Because stuffing meat into the grinder is dangerous." Amy called as she shoveled another batch. "If one of us were to die, I'd rather be the only child."
Nearby at Team Chris's meat grinder, Dave was very hesitant to start the challenge. "Can't I just crank the thing? I don't wanna be involved with all this disgusting meat."
"Sorry amigo, but we need Sky's strength on the crank." Alejandro told him. "Beardo will work with you on shoveling the meat, and Sierra will… Sierra?"
Alejandro looked back to see Sierra hugging and kissing a statue of Cody from season one, but he was made of meat. "Oh Meat Cody, how I love you."
"Sierra! What are you doing?" Sky asked her angrily.
"None of your beeswax!" Sierra spat, pushing her away.
XXX
"Ok, I might really be into Cody from Total Drama Island." Sierra confessed. "I feel like we're just met to be!" Her mood suddenly dropped into one of annoyance. "It does get a tad annoying though when the people on the internet say I 'simp' for him, what does that word even mean?"
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"Ladies please!" Alejandro got between them. "Having a fight in the middle of a challenge will only make our chances at winning worse, and if we have to vote one of you off, I wouldn't get to know you better. That would make me very sad."
Dave sighed next to Beardo. "Why does he always have to get Sky's attention?"
Beardo shrugged. "Well he does something to communicate with her, if you actually did something about your affection, maybe she'd actually like you?"
Dave perked up at that. "Hey you're right! How should I start?"
Beardo dropped his shovel. "Leave that to me." The DJ walked over to Sky and helped crank the machine with her. "So that Dave guy, what are your thoughts?"
"Odd question but ok." Sky continued talking. "He's good and all, but I feel like he complains a little too much."
Beardo rubbed his chin. "Noted."
Over at Team Amazon, Ella stopped cranking to wipe her forehead. "It feels like we've gotten nothing done since this started, how's the sausage doing?"
Sammy stopped pushing the meat down to look over to Sugar. "I don't know, how's it going Sug-"
She stopped mid sentence to see Sugar with her mouth on the end, and was completely inflated from the meat she was eating. "Mmm! Just like mama's spice!"
"Sugar you idiot!" Amy yelled.
"Awesome!" Chris exclaimed. "This makes for some great TV."
Ella walked up to the host and her teammate. "I know! We could use Sugar as our sausage."
"What? No way!" Sugar cried. "I'm not letting y'all ride on me."
"Sugar is stuffed with meat." Chris explained. "I'd say it counts."
"What?!" Shawn cried. "They're done first, we have to hurry!"
"Not anymore!" Jasmine stomped on the ground. "We just finished that sausage, time to move!" She grabbed Shawn by the hand and began running towards the end.
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Team Amazon pushed Sugar off the edge, before jumping off at the last minute, and Team Victory did the same. "Forgot to mention, watch out for that rabbid mountain goat! They're super deadly, brought the sucker in special." Chris winked at the camera.
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In a flashback, Chef was opening up a crate cautiously, as a tiny baby mountain goat jumped out, and bahhed at an adult goat. The goat growled at the baby, before the baby let out a mighty roar, and gobbled up the goat in seconds, leaving Chef to fear for his life.
(Cue ad break)
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While the race went on, both teams found themselves with an encounter with the goat. "Duck!" Scarlett cried.
All of the members of Team Victory did as they were told, except for Shawn who came face to face with the goat. "Hey, don't snap those jaws at me!" He shouted, before throwing the baby goat behind him.
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"We can't lose now!" Dave exclaimed. "Our win streak will not end like this!"
"I mean, we did lose the last challenge." Dave glared back at Beardo, which shut him up.
"No me gusta Cody." Alejandro grumbled to himself, before an idea popped into his head. "I know! If we jump on the sausage, we can possibly make a snowboard out of it."
"Well we've already made ourselves look like idiots." Dave stated. "Might as well keep going."
"Foolish Dave." Alejandro commented. "If only you knew I'm an expert skater."
The five teens jumped on the pack of meat, flattening it out into a snowboard. "Perfect!" Sky cheered. "Let's get going before they get down there first!"
However, after only going for a few feet, they all toppled off the mountain, and started rolling into a snowball. Meanwhile, Amy was using a stick to steer Sugar into various rocks to slow her down. "Ow! Watch it!"
"Oh stop yelling!" Amy told her. "You could suck up the pain, or all of us could, your choice."
"Amantha!" Ella yelled at her. "It's not nice to hurt people like that!" Amy just rolled her eyes.
A finish line was seen at the bottom of the hill, with Team Amazon crossing first, Team Victory second, and a large snowball with five people in it coming in last. "Congrats on surviving first Team Amazon!" Chris told them. "Way to use Sugar's face as a brake pad Amy."
"Oh, my makeup is all smeared!" Sugar cried.
"Onto the final part of the challenge." Chris announced. "Contestants will learn and perform a German dance on each platform. These platforms are each made to deliver an electric shock every time you mess up, which inevitably leads to more jolts. Anywho, the last team standing wins."
"Is there a reward for this challenge?" Sky asked him.
"Patience last placer." Chris told her. "Team Amazon is first to arrive, so they're first to get the reward." Chef tossed each member a heavy hat with a spike on the top, which Ella struggled to hold.
"Oh my, I didn't think a hat could be so heavy." She pointed out.
"Team Victory take these." Chris explained, Chef tossing each member a soft wooly hat.
"Do I have to wear this over my beanie?" Shawn asked.
"Yes, yes you do." Chris told him.
Shawn sighed. "Fine." He said, taking off the beanie for a large wave of stench to appear, and Scarlett to back off.
"Last place's prize is for Team Chris is Every Girl's Dream." Chris explained, tossing paper hats to each of the members.
"Maybe it's reverse psychology?" Sierra tried to be an optimist. "The losing team gets the best reward."
"Whatever lets you sleep at night pal." Dave insulted.
"Ok, since each team is imbalanced, I'll need three members to dance from each team, and the others sit out." Chris explained.
"How is that fair?" Scarlett asked. "Wouldn't it be more fair for Team Chris to sit out one member?"
"Oh I'm sorry, did you want to dance Scarlett?" Chris taunted.
Scarlett looked down. "No."
"Well I guess that leaves us three." Jasmine stated.
"I'll dance!" Sierra exclaimed. "My grandparents are German, so I spent a lot of time on the playground doing German dances." She explained. "Which might be why I never had any friends."
"I'll also be dancing." Alejandro stepped up.
"I triple that." Sky added on.
"And Team Amazon?" Chris asked.
"Oh I'll do it!" Sugar raised her hand.
"I'm not really feeling the electric shock life." Amy rolled her eyes. "I'll sit this one out."
"Sugar, Ella, and Samey, good choices." Chris listed off. "Now Team Chris is the Hottest Host in the World, choose somebody to wear the penalty hosen."
XXX
"Look, I'll do anything to make Sky like me." Dave shuddered in the confessional. "Which means I have to be nice and prevent my other teammates from getting it."
XXX
"I mean, I could do it." Dave offered.
"What?" Beardo asked. "You're sure about that?"
Dave just scoffed. "Did I stutter?"
"Well you kinda did." Sky pointed out, making Dave turn his head in embarrassment.
"Alright Dave, it's your funeral." Chris stated. "Have fun watching them fight uncomfortably."
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Jasmine, Shawn, Topher, Alejandro, Sky, Sierra, Sammy, Ella, and Sugar stood on the platforms, ready to start the challenge. On the ground, Amy laughed at Dave. "How's the hosen treating you?"
"Ugh, it feels like somebody is giving me a wedgie twice." Dave stated, before a loud horn blew in his face.
"If any of you fruit cakes remember the boot camp challenge, you should know to shut up!" Chef yelled at them. "Now follow my lead and nobody gets hurt: right knee up, left arm swing, stomp, hop, slap your thighs! Kick your but, jump and clap!"
XXX
"Dear fans, you may know me as Sugar, but my folks on the farm know me as Sugar-Silo!" Sugar explained. "The only artist to ever combine rap and country, I call it craptry!"
XXX
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A beautiful tune played, as Sugar stepped foot on the platform.
Sugar: "Sugar Silo!"
Sugar: "I'm wicked sweet, like a rabbit with a pastry beat!"
The rap star licked her lips.
Sugar: "Just like milk from a jersey cow, I'm the queen of captry all should bow."
Everybody on the dance floor looked at her strangely.
Sugar: "Suga holla!"
Sugar: "Suga Silo go, doci doe, Suga Silo here to win the doe!"
Sugar: "Sugar holla!"
Her vocals were so loud that it caused the dance pads to malfunction, making everybody get electrocuted.
Sugar: "Like a talking horse, I'm just sweet."
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"Ok, talk about unneeded!" Chris yelled. "I didn't hear any bell."
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Ella was dancing on the platform, when Sugar started laughing at her. "Pay no mind to her chica." Alejandro told the singer. "People will only ever tease you because they think that you're better than them."
"But Sugar shouldn't think that." Ella stated. "We're supposed to be friends."
"Though that would be nice, not everybody could be friends." Alejandro told her. "If you could take action, maybe lead your team, then you could be higher on the social ladder."
XXX
"I can dance already, but with Alejandro's encouragement, oh it's like we're on the ballroom floor." Ella explained. "A true fairy tale."
XXX
"Hey, what's with you giving Ella?" Sky asked. "Giving the enemy a pep talk is not cool."
"I must restate this, I only like to play fair." Alejandro said. "Though this will also benefit our team in a certain way." Alejandro was shocked by an electric bolt, making Chris laugh at a distance.
"Ha ha ha!" Chris laughed. "Good thing this still works after Sugar messed with it."
/
While doing some dancing, Jasmine noticed Sammy dancing in a poor mood. "Ay mate, what's with the long face?"
"Well, sometimes I think that I'm not good enough because of Amy." Sammy stated. "She always makes me feel worse about myself, so I barely have any self esteem." Sammy suddenly went wide eyed. "Wait that's a weakness, I shouldn't have said that."
"Relax, I'm not that type of person." Jasmine stated. "If the way Any treats you really bothers you, then I could help you with that if you'd like."
"Really?" Sammy replied. "Thanks, that means a lot." An electric shock went through her body, which then went into everybody else's as Chris laughed.
"Well kiddies, the dancing stuff got old fast." Chris stated. "Last person standing on each platform wins the challenge for their team."
Chef pressed a button on his remote, which lifted each platform into the air. The matches were Jasmine vs Sugar, Alejandro vs Sammy, Topher vs Sky, and Shawn vs Ella, with Sierra sitting out. "This is gonna be fun." Chef commented.
Shawn started off punching and kicking Ella, though Ella had quick reflexes and was able to dodge them all. On another platform, Sammy tried to take a swing at Alejandro, before the Spaniard gently pushed her off the platform. "Sammy!" Jasmine cried, before turning to kick Sugar off the platform.
"Something wrong Jaz?" Shawn asked, which Ella used to her advantage by kicking him off the platform.
"Sorry Shawn!" She called out.
Meanwhile, Sky slapped Topher in the face, making him yelp. "My beautiful face! You've ruined it!" He cried, before forcibly pushing her off the platform.
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The scene flashed, and the new arrangement was now Topher vs Sierra, and Ella vs Alejandro vs Jasmine. "Don't mess this up now Jasmine!" Shawn cried.
"Don't be a fool and screw this up Ella." Sugar cheered, though it wasn't really a cheer.
"Come on Alejandro!" Sky cheered. "Don't lose this for us now!"
"Don't worry chica, we can't possibly lose." Alejandro stated.
"Hey what about me?" Sierra asked. "Don't I also deserve some recognition?"
"For doing what?" Topher questioned. "Making a statue out of Cody, getting Chris on your bad side, if anything, you don't deserve any recognition at all."
Sierra grit her teeth to a terrifying extent. "That's it! I've had just about enough of you around here!" Sierra threw her rival off the platform, and jumped down after him, before pulling his hair, slapping him multiple times, and knocking his tooth out in slow motion.
"Omg!" Sammy cried.
"Holy shoot!" Shawn yelled.
"Perfect." Scarlett said under her breath.
Alejandro looked back in shock, before Jasmine kicked both him and Ella off the platform. "With that, Team Victory is victorious again!" Chris announced.
XXX
"It's a shame I had to kick Alejandro off that platform." Jasmine stated. "I had to harm that chiseled chest of his."
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"Sierra! What in the world was that?" Dave asked in anger.
Sierra stood up with a smile. "Well I seized the day, I took control of my team and got rid of the fake fans like Scarlett told me to."
"Me?" Scarlett questioned. "What have I done to you? All I've ever done is keep to myself."
Dave just crossed his arms and glared at Sierra, who gulped. "Uhh, eh shimmy." She mumbled.
Alejandro glared at Scarlett before Chris continued talking. "Team Victory, fresh cooked strudel awaits you in first class, while Team Amazon is once again is in not winner not loser purgatory. Team Chef is Really Really Really Really Ugly will be voting somebody out for the first time today."
"I'm standing right here you know!" Chef yelled, making Chris go pale.
"What?!" Sky cried. "We had such a good streak going!"
XXX
"I tend to get just a tad bit too competitive than I should be." Sky stated. "Besides, we haven't won a challenge since Egypt."
XXX
"Stupid Sierra!" Topher rubbed his cheek in the confessional. "Thanks to her, I'm now hideous, atrocious even!" He complained. "Guess I can kiss that plan to steel Chris's job goodbye, now that he looks better than me."
XXX
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In the mess hall of the plane, Alejandro walked up to Scarlett, who was enjoying a small meal. "Care to explain what that was about?"
"I happen to have no idea what you're talking about." Scarlett stated.
"Oh Scarlett, you know how much I care about you." Alejandro flirted. "I'm only ever concerned with your behavior in the game."
"I won't own up to anything." Scarlett said. "Not if you don't own up about Max." Alejandro remained his composure. "It's not like you have two teammates of yours who would gladly vote you out if given the chance or anything, just keep to yourself and you can survive this elimination." Scarlett left the room as Alejandro was left to stare off in the distance.
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Team Chris was sitting down on the podiums, and not one of them looked happy about being there. "The dramatic elimination ceremony, nobody forgets their first time."
"Let's just hope this is our last time too." Sky stated.
"Good point Sky." Chris told her. "For one person, their first time might just be their last." He held up four barf bags. "I have four steamed barfmallows on this plate, and the first ones goes to Sky, Beardo, and Dave."
"You call peanuts steamed barfmallows?" Dave asked.
"Eh, it's a regional dialect." Chris explained. "Alejandro, the longer you stay here, the more hearts of women get broken. Pretty good reason to keep you here." Chris explained. "Sierra, the longer you stay here, the less teeth there are in Topher's head. Pretty good reason to keep you here." Both of the team members looked nervous at the elimination. "The last reward goes to:
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Alejandro caught his prize with relief, while Sierra stood up. "Well, I kinda thought I'd survive my first Total Drama elimination."
"That's ok Sierra, everybody has to be first boot at least one time in their life." Chris told her. "Now take the stupid parachute, we've only got so much time for each episode."
Sierra took the parachute and put it on. "Oh well, it won't be so bad." She began to tear up, and eventually started sobbing on the spot.
"Ugh, enough already!" Chris yelled, with Chef picking her up, and tossing her out the plane.
"Whhhhhhhyyyyyyyy????!!!!!" Sierra screamed as she flew down to the ground below.
Chris watched from inside the plane, and turned to the camera. "Can Team Chris actually maintain their losing streak?"
"Hey!" Sky called out in offense.
Chris just ignored "Will Team Victory go back to being Team Elusive Victory? Find out next time on:
Total!
Drama!
World Tour!"
(Cue credits)
/
As Sierra fell from the plane, she pulled out her parachute, and used it for a brief second to blow her nose. "Well that could've been worse, could've been better. In another life, I suppose I could've made the final four, but no." She sighed. "I think I will miss Alejandro most of all. Oh! I can add him to season three of my fanfiction! It's about if Owen actually did accept the million dollar offer, so the original cast competes in Action and World Tour, I think my writing is top notch."
Votes:
Sierra 3: Sky, Alejandro, Beardo.
Alejandro 2: Dave, Sierra.
Elimination order:
Leonard, Max, Rodney, Sierra,
Contestants remaining:
Team Victory: Shawn, Topher, Jasmine, Scarlett.
Team CRRRRH: Alejandro, Dave, Beardo, Sky.
Team Amazon: Sammy, Sugar, Ella, Amy.
Author's note:
If only Dave knew how easily he could've gotten rid of Alejandro here, maybe if make an In Another Timeline chapter about that. Well onto Sierra. As soon as I started this story, I knew she was doomed from the start. She can't stalk Cody because he's not here, he can't nerd out or be an antagonist because there's a new cast that she doesn't know about, and she can't fangirl over Chris because Topher's around. Onto another topic, we're at episode seven, you know what that means. By now, everybody should be getting way more development than in canon, so starting now, eliminations are gonna be more meaningful.