chaper sicks: surnabout terenade
(a/n: sry for taking like a billion years to make this chapter, but trukt me, it will be AWESUM)
continuig from da last capter, bed and tinston wear in godto cafe and abla was on da floor
"nooooo alba r u ok" crid wiston
"wat happen" said ted
"p...paul atishn…." say alba
"paul atishit? he did the?" winston say
"any witness" aks ted
"the wi...witness...is ...si...si...ren..."
and then he went uncoshious
"siren? wat dpes that mean" say wintot
"hmm" think tid
meenwhil….
joe phineas and larry were chasing afte da misterios guy who was paul atishen
they were runing throu the street an joe phieas and larri went under and over and aroud da cars and it was so cool ans awesume
paul sucked and got hit by car and flew nine billion nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine light years into da air
"woa he went flyin'" said pineas
"lets get im" say joe
atishon landed into a abandand huse thu da chimney like panda claws and he said "ho ho ho"
joe and hineas and lary ran to da hous
meanwhale…..
"ok i think i kno what siren is" say teid
"who" winsto ask
"sirens are vere louwd" ecplained ted "so it waz some1 loud"
"oh yea robin and mekin are loed caus they yell earlear" deduced winston
so then they went to ask rob and meak
"yes we saw attak" they sai
"ok what u see" ask ted
"no we no saw attak" they sai
"oh no what we do said winston" said winston
"obhection" say epic cool voice
it was egewurth
"i am also relate to the case becaus my luv shymain was kill" say edgewort
"oh no dats sad" said winsto
"it's ok i will us my logic eureka deduction skillz to find da truth" he said "and i will star with robin and meekin"
LOGIC CHESS BEGIN
edgeworth: did you see attack
robin and meekins: yes we saw attak
edgeworth: what did u see
robin and meekins: no we no saw attak
edgeworth: but u say u saw attack
robin and meekins: noooooooooo we've been defeated!1!111!1!1!1
edgeworth: checkmate
LOGIC CHESS COMPLETE
"okokok fine we saw it" said robin
"ok but what did you see" said edjworth
"well first abla was wacthing educatinel videos on his tablet..."
"but then we saw paul tawk to albas!" say meeeekin
"wat were they sayings" say edge
"idk" say meekin "we wure yellin so we could not here"
"oh that sucks" say edgewort "and then what"
"then a DOG appear" say robin
"woah a dog" said surprised winsten "but what dat hav 2 do with tis?"
then meekin say "the dog… it….. it… SLAPED alba with he tail!"
"WHAT" say edgyworth "i HATE dogs"
"i canot behleeb it woud do that" say ted
"and den albe fell and dog RAN into da kitche" yell mekins
"hmm" say edgewart "et apears we mus ekamin da kishen….. but firkt,, waz dere anythinm els notisable?"
"te dog had a KNIFE in it mouth" say robin "it were carying it da hole time!"
"what" say egwogerth "the is importent infermation; but u no think to help abla?"
"sry" say meakins "but we werar havin scream cnontest"
"ye we fell gilty witch is y we pretend we no saw attak" say robins
"undersandabel" edgeworth saed "but u shud hav help alba and repurt insident"
"yea we sory" say they
"honsestly i remeber wen godo took dose two ladys to make da coffe, their wer weird noises" say winsto
"yes it was prety suspisios" sid tad "i hope dey wear okay"
"wold that hapen to be da girlls made of cofee" questuned edgewoth
"yea" sed winst
"ok then lettuce go inpestigat tha kicthen" edgearth said
meanswhile...
joe phineas and larry were in the house
"aha! we got you now!" saed joe
"wats going on" sad atishon "i cant remeber"
"dont play dum!" said lary "we no u are responsibl for moe death!"
"but i did not!" exclamd paul "u have two beliv me!"
"no" say pineas "we wil arest u"
"grrrr" grred stishon "i will no let you"
AND THEN THEIR WAS AN EPIC FIGHT SCENE
paul had his bak to da windo an was about to ecscap
but then lerry paint many copys of fineas
"NO" cryed paul "witch is da real one?"
and then phines went and stole paels nameplat!
"no my mameplate!" scream pual and he ran towards phineas
but then JOE STUK OUT HIS LEG AND PAUL TRIP
"nooooooooooooooooo" cried pal
they restained him and clalled da police
meanwhiel...
edgeworth kay gumshoe ted winston robin meekins all entered da kitchen
and what they saw SHOCKED THEM
"what the fukck?" skeamd winstn
"noooooo i dont want to se this" shouted kay
"my god….." said edgeworth in shock
godo was CRUSHING and TORTURING and KILLIGN coffee beans
"what u doin to thous poor beans?" yelld ted
"making coffie" say gotot
"wtf that's not how u make cofe!" yeld robin
"yea thats torture" saed wisnton
"blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself… that is coffee" say god dot
"youre deep lynes mean nothign" say egewurth
"it no make up for da bad stuf ur doing!"
"yeah" said dumshoe "ur udner attest pal"
"no one move" sead godo
"wat why" say kay
"u see that" godough said and he poited at da two cofie grills who wear tied up in da corener
"woa its da same ones we saw ealier" siad wniston
"yes and did u kno I hav LAZER EYES?" godut said
"woa whaaaaaaa?" shout kae
"yes and if anyun movs i will shot and kil da grirls with ma laser"
"uh oh" said gumshu "the is bad"
BUT THEN
redd white ran into da kichin and PUNCH godto
"thats wat u get for not givig me my ordur" sed red
"wtf how" ask winsten
"becus godtot can no see him" sayd edgwirth "thak u white"
"no problum it was de white thing to do" said right
gumshoe arrested gudot and they kuestioned de coffe girls
"yea godto kidbapped us adn torterd our famile in frunt of us" da girls explaned
"da beans wear ur fmamily?" ask egdeworth
"yes" they sed
"wow tats very dark and cool" said da story reviwer and he gaiv a gud rebiew
but as egdurth was askin he gots an urgant call
"who this" ask edge
"joe" say joe "and we hav pal atshon and u shud arrest him"
"yes wii wiil come he did many bad thing" seid egde worth
"ok cool" joe said and hug up
"is seams we must kep the bean bakstory for anothur chpater" edgeworh said
then the mystere gang went from godo cafe to da absandond houis
they entered inside
BUT JOE PHINEAS AND LARRY WERE TIED UP AND PAUL WAS GON
TO BE CONTINUED