Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island

by Thatradonperson1001

The cast of Total Drama Revenge of the Island and Total Drama Pahkitew Island are given a second chance to win two million dollars in the mechanical island.

7. Episode 7

Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island episode 7- The consistent "failures"

Chris lands a helicopter that he was flying onto one of the beaches of Pahkiew Island. He steps off of it onto the island, and sighs heavily. "Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Pahkitew Island, Blaineley temporairily took over as the host, as I had to be in a trial at the time. Thankfully, this show isn't going to get cancelled anytime soon. Anyways, the teams participated in a maze and triva challenge, and Leonard was voted out for being useless and annoying. That's pretty much what happened. I don't want to get into details, because I wasn't even there.", the tv host lazily recaps the previous episode. He just walks offscreen afterwards. In the Radioactive Rhinos mansion, Jo throws Scott out of a window. Brick watches the event, and runs in the oposite direction of it. "Why have you been beating up and throwing Scott out of sha-windows lately?", Lightning, who had also been watching the event, asks her. "You already know why.", she replies coldly. "Is it because-", he is about to say, but Jo punches him in his stomach before he could finish the sentence.

-Confessional-

"Scott had been trying to expose my alliance for the past couple hours. I having being preventing it by throwing him out of windows and injuring him, so he won't be able to tell anyone.", Jo explains aggresively.

-Another confessional-

"Telling everyone on my team about the alliance is a bit harder than I thought. Only a bit though.", Scott acknowledges. "Though I've been thrown out of windows thirteen times in the past 3 hours.", he adds onto his acknowledment.

-End of confessionals-

Mike is laying underneathe one of the beds, and Cameron stares at him for on top of it. "You need to get out from under the bed. You can't live there forever.", the intelligant skinny boy tells the former DID sufferer. "I'd rather cry here though.", Mike reasons with him. "Can't you cry on a tree instead though?", Cameron questions him. "This is more comfortable.", Mike argues with his questioning. Dawn facepalms at her two arguing teammates. "Mike, crying under a bed won't help anything.", she counters Mike's reasonings, walking up to the bed he is underneath, and pulling him out from under it. He scoots back underneath the bed. The aura reader sighs heavily.

-Confessional-

"Mike is starting to become a problem. He refuses to talk to most people, and hides underneath a bed crying most of the time now.", Cameron vents out with an irritated tone of voice. He sighs heavily, and falls forward onto the floor of the confessional.

-End of confessional-

B places a completed mechanical object on a nearby bed. Dakota and Staci walk up to and sit on that bed a couple of seconds after B has walked offscreen. Dakota accidently sits on and crushes the mechanical object, which shocks her and knocks her unconscious. The radiation survivor falls off of the side of the bed onto the floor. "Oop-", Staci blurts out. Sam looks up from his Ds in a confused manner. "What just happened? Why is Dakota unconscious on the floor?", he asks the people around him. "A mechanical object electrocuted her.", the former compulsive lier respondes to his question. "Oh frick! Is she ok?", he asks another question with worry and concern in his voice. "I don't know if she's fine or not. I'm guessing she's not dead, though.", Staci attempt to reply to his question. The gamer runs up to his girlfriends, pick her up, and carries her out of the mansion. B sighs and shrugs in the background. Inside of the Mechanical Monkeys mansion, Sugar watches Sky and Rodney walk near each other. Rodney doesn't stop staring at the athlete as he passes her. The farm girl giggles to herself. "What are you doing?", Sky asks her, noticing that she was being watched. "Nothing,really.", she quickly replys. Sammy and Amy are wrestling on the floor. Jasmine unhindges the two sister from each other, getting in the way of their fight. Max is screeching on the floor. Ella and Dave are singing a duet together. Beardo is beatboxing in a corner. Shawn jumps into the mansion from a window, witnessing all of the chaos. Suddenly, everything becomes silent.

-Confessional-

"My team is starting to become a mess, even with Leonard eliminated, which is saying something. I really need to do something about this, or there'll be a losing streak just a bad as my previous season team's losing streak.", Jasmine stratigizes to herself.

-End of confessional-

Outside of the mansions, Brick is running laps around the forests. Suddenly, Scott walks up in front of him, causing him to run into him and topple them over. Brick quickly stands up, dusts himself off, and is about to continue his running laps. "Don't leave just now.", Scott tells the millitary wannabe. "I need to do my daily laps though. I never get off of scheduele.", Brick argues with the farm boy. "I can't wait for you to finish you're 24 hour long scheduele to end. I have an important secret that I can only tell you here and now, in private.", Scott sneakily reasons with him. "Ok, then. What is the secret you despretely need to tell me now.", Brick reluctantly tells him. "Ok. Jo and Lightning are in an alliance, and Jo tried to convince me to join them. I rejected the offer, because I really didn't want anything to do with it, and had all information I needed. I would like for me and you to exploit them, and get them voted out.", Scott explains to him. "Um...I'm not to sure about the idea. Exploiting others for your own gain isn't morally right.",Brick blurts out to the farm boy. "This is not a choice. I am personally asked you to help me get rid of the alliance. No is not an option.", Scott threatenly speaks to the millitary wannabe. "I'd quite honestly rather not be forced into doing something as morally low as THAT.", Brick retorts to Scott's threat. "Well, you can't you keep rejecting this offer. I would've thought you'd like to see them gone, after what happened in your last competing season.", Scott countines to argue with his opinion. As Brick tried to walk away, Scott grabs him by his leg, causing him to fall over onto the grass. "Go with my proposal, or I'll break your leg bones. If you're unable to walk, you'll simply be seen as a dead weight to the team. Also, you won't be able to achieve your daily 24hr. scheduele.", the farm boy threatens the millitary wannabe. Brick kicks Scott's feet with his other foot. "...Just stop already. You're making this harder than it needs to be.", the farm boy says to the millitary wannabe. "What is going on?", Dakota asks them, walking into the clash, with Sam beside her. Scott drops Brick's leg on the ground. "It's none of your concern.", he tells them. "I could hear you fightning over some sort of an alliance from a mile away. It is concerning.", Sam tells him. "It might be concerning to you, but it isn't a concern. You can leave now.", Scott retorts at him. While Dakota, Sam, and Scott are arguing with one another, Brick quietly walks away from them.

-Confessional-

"Scott is acting a lot more stratigically aggresive and cruel now,and I don't know why he's acting this way. Hopefully this problem ends soon.", Brick explains his issues.

-Another confessional-

"Now that Chris is back, I can continue to impersonate him in these confessionals", Topher aknowledges. "For example, I have been writing some ideas for new Total Drama season ideas that I'd make once I'd replaced him. Some ideas are Total Drama Lost in Brazil, Total Drama The Battle of New York, Total Drama Failure's Redemption...", he adds. Before he could finish his sentance, the cameras cut out.

-End of confessionals-

"Everyone please walk over to the are in between the mansions and the forest for your next challenge!", an announcement blares inside of the mansions and on their walls. All of the competitors, with the exception of Mike, reluctantly strolls to the area. In front of them, two TV screens are perched on the ground. Chris is standing in the middle of the two TV screens. "Hello, welcome to the next challenge! In this one, two memebers of each team will be randomly chosen by the TV screens. Once the duos are chosen, one member of it must guide their blindfolded partner to the beach, and up a narrow tower. Whichever team has both partners reach the endzone on the top of the tower before the other one will win immunity.", Chris explains the challenge.

-Confessional-

"Oh,god no. "I'd rather die, than deal with the "randomized" spinner TVs again. They're probably going to be rigged.", Sky complains to herself.

-End of confessional-

"Anyways, without further ado, the two competing duos are...", Chris announces, turning on both TV screens. On the one on the left, an image of Sky and Rodney flash on the screen, and on the one to the right, and image of Lightning and Scott also flashes on the screen. "...Sky and Rodney for the Mechanical Monkeys, and Scott and Lightning for the Radioactive Rhinos!", the tv host finishes his announcement.

-Confessional-

"Welp, I knew this was rigged.", Sky aknowledges to herself

-Another confessional-

Sugar just giggles to herself on the floor of the confessional

-Another confessional-

"Damn, that couldn't have gotten more lucky than that. I know exactly how I'm going to screw over the alliance now.", Scott schemes to himself.

-End of confessionals-

Chris gives out blindfolds to the two duos. Rodney puts on the blindfold himself, while Scott forces it onto Lightning. "Dude, why do you want me to be sha-blind the whole time. I'm the more athlete one.", he argues with his partner. "Just go with it. I know what I'm doing.", Scott retorts at the sports enthusiast's arugment. "The challenge begins in 3...2...1...NOW!", Chris yells out abruptly. Sky drags Rodney towards the beach north of them, While Scott drags Lightning inside of the forest. The farm boy leaves his partner in the forest, and starts running towards the north beach, in the same direction of Sky and Rodney. When Sky accidently trips on a log, her and her patner topple over it onto the ground. Meanwhile, on the northern beach, Scott runs up the tower and onto the endzone. The athletic girl drags the simp farmer up the endzone shortly afterwords. "The Mechanical Monkeys win the challenge and immunity!", Chris, who is on the endzone with Scott, Sky, and Rodney, reports. "How did the other team win? I got here before them!", Scott questions the tv show host, pretending to be suprised. "Lightning wasn't with you when you reached the endzone, so it doesn't count. I will be seeing you and you're team at tonight's elimination ceremony.", Chris explains to the farm boy

-Confessional-

"My plan is working perfectly. Throwing the challenge in a way where it would seem to be Lightning's fault worked better than I thought.", Scott stratigizes sneakily.

-End of confessional-

At the Radioactive Rhino's mansion, Lightning walks into it, with a confused look on his face. "Oh, hey. You finally came back from you're forest vacation.", Scott says to him. "Sha-what are you talking about?", the sports enthusiast asks the him. "You were straying from where we were supposed to go the entire time, and cost us the challenge.", Scott explains to him. The rest of his team, other than Dawn and Mike, stares at Lightning judgingly. "Sha-what did I even do?", he asked them. "Scott, are you lying to us?", Dawn suddenly speaks up. "Lying? Why would I lie to my team?", Scott questions her. "Your aura is a greyish-black color, and you've thrown the challenge and blamed it on your teamates several times before.", the aura reader calmly explains to him. "Since when have I thrown the challenges though?", he argues with her explanation. "I've seen you purposely cause the team to lose, then say that it was another teamates fault. Wouldn't you agree that Scott has thrown the challenge many times before, B?", Dawn continues to calmly explain to Scott. B nods agreeingly. "Lightning still caused the loss, though. It's an undenyable fact.", the farm boy retorts with the aura reader's explanation.

-Confessional-

"Scott's becoming more of a problem than Jo now. I should've expected that to happen sooner or later.", Dawn aknowledges to herself.

-End of confessional-

At the elimnation ceremony, Scott was smirking. "The competitors receiving marshmallows in this elimination ceremony are

Dawn

B

Jo

Cameron

Sam

Staci

Dakota

Brick

Mike

and the final marshmallow goes to...", Chris announces. Scott and Lightning are in the bottom two. Scott is still smirking. "...Scott!", Chris finishes his announcement. "This isn't sha-fair! I didn't do anything!", Lightning yells at them. "Doesn't matter. Everyone still wanted you gone.", Chris counters his argument, escorting him to the Waterslide of Shame and shoving him inside of it. "That was suprisingly painless. Will Mike's depression and Scott's sudden change of stratigies drag their team down? Will Dawn and B deal with it before it gets bad? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...REVENGE OF THE PAHKITEW ISLAND!", the tv show host concludes the episode.

-Extra scene-

Lightning falls on the side of the sewers of Italy "Is this France again?", he askes himself. A stick hits him on his leg. "Oh, it's a frence stick.", he exclaims, looking down at the stick. Angry Italian yelling can be heard offscreen. The cameras cut out as Lightning turns toward thr source of the yelling.