Chapter 7
Everyone in the room was thinking what do do with Kira.
"We should cut him" suggested Speedwagon playing with the blade of his hat like if he was shaving his finger.
"We shoudl sew him to a volcano" suggested Erina doing something i dont know
"Guys guys guys guys and gal, we can only do one tghing with him because he only ahs one life because he isnt a cat or maybe he is because his stand is cat but we dont know if he has the lives of a cat so we should think this carefuly!" calmed Yown and everyone in the room started hmmmming because they were thinking.
"I know a guy that can help you" said Diavolo because he was from the mafia so he know a person for everything like that time he had to kill a cat and he knew a cat killer that helped him do that.
"Oh thats cool who is that guy?" asked Yown stopping to hmmmm.
"He is a mysterious person that lives in the mountains, I, the great Diavolo, can not say his name because he is in the mafia so his name is a mafia secret but he lives in the everest, you should go see him. He can give Kira more lives or even make him good or your slave if you want" suggested Diavolo and everyone agreed with him.
"Okay cool but who should go the everest, its really dangerous to go there" warned Speedwagon shaking because he imagined an everest coming for him and eating him.
"I will go!" screamed Yown because he is cool and also because he is the main character so he had to go becuase the stroy is about him and you dont want an story about Yown sitting in a chair for a week becauase thats not cool, even if its Yown who does that.
"I know the way so I will go too" said Kakyoing because he was smat so he knows all the ways.
"Okay guys have fun!" smiled Speedwagon giving them a mountain car because he had a foundation that made mountain cars.
Yown started to drive the moiuntain car to the everest and Kakyoin was throwing emeralds to the guys who stayed at his house so they can have money to live ebcause emeralds are expensive and they can sell it to the mafia that was in their house for a lot of money.
"Wheres the everest?" questioned Yown scratching his head
"Go to the left" said Kakyoin and they reached the everest.
"Now we have to climb it!" roared Yown and they started to climb the everest.
The everest was snowy and really cool and filled with ice and there was a blizzard and a strom so it was hard to climb it.
"Look, a cave!" pointed Kakyoin "We should hide in there until the strom stops and the snow gets warmer"
They jumped inside the cave and waited inside but it was a mistake becuase… THERE WAS A BEAR INSIDE!
"EMERALD SPLASH!" screamed Kakyoin and the bear was emerald splashed to death and him and Yown started to eat the bear because they were hungry.
Yown was chewing the bear and tearing it apart with his teeth when… A YETI CAME INSIDE THE CAVE!
"NOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAR!" cried the Yeti covered in white hair and snow.
"We killed him and now we are going to kill you toO!" screamed Yown running towards the yeti with a punch and it sounded like fiuuuuum.
"COME WITH ME MY DEAR PET BEAR!" screamed the yeti taking off his hair and reviving the bear by turning him into a vampire beaer.
The bear came and threw Yown to the floor adn the yeti started to ride the bear showing that he wasnt a yeti… HE WAS ACTUALLY VANILLA ICE WEARING A HAIRY COAT (GET IT? ICE, SNOW, BECAUSE HE LIVES IN THE EVEREST AND THERE ITS REALLY COOL. GET IT? LIKE YOWN! IT WAS A DOUBLE JOKE HIDED! THIS IS GOING TO BE A REALLY COOL BATTLE TRUST ME GUYS!9
"ATTACK MY PET BEAR THATS NOW A VAMPIRE!" screamed Ice and the bear jumped towards Yown but Yown punched the bear in the belly and the bear started crying so it went to a corner to rest.
"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BAERRRR!" yelled Ice and he made a nlackhole with his stand but Yown swalloed the blackhole with a blackhole he made with Angel God.
"HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" cried Ice like a baby vampire when losing his milk teeh.
"Now get ready to die!" screamed Kakyoin and he splashed Ice really hard so it went to the top of the everest and the mysterious person that lived there killed him.
"Lets go!" roared Yown riding the bear towards the top of the mountain and it was really fast becuase it was a polar bear.
10 minutes later they were on the top of the mountain and they saw… A SMALL HOUSE! AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OLD AND CHINESE! Yown knocked at the door but it broke because Yown is really strong and also becuase the door was old an rotten. Inside the house they saw… ROHAN KISHIBE! AND HE WAS DRAWING DRAGON BALL AND NARUTO ANDN MIRAI NIKKI AT THE SAME TIME!
"WE NEED YOU TO MAKE THIS GUY OUR SLAVE!" screamed Yown throwing Kira towards Rohan but Rohan stopped the amazing shot Yown made with his pen because he wrote in his arm he could stop Yowns shot.
"Okay…" sighed Rohan and he wrote really fast in Kira and then he countinued drwaing a lot of manga at the same time and it was really cool.
Kakyoin and Yown started to go down the mountain when… KIRA EXPLODED REALLY HARD AND HE DIED! AND YOWN AND KAKYOIN WENT FLYING REALLY FAR AWAY!
"WHaT HAPPENED!?" questioned Yown in anger when he looked in Kiras arm and saw what Rohan wrote in there… KIRA EXPLODES AFTER 10 MINUTES!
"HOW DARE YOU ROHAN!" yelled Yown to the mountain "KAKYOIN WE HAVE TO GO KILL ROHAMN!"
Yown turned to scream to Kakyoin but… KAKYOIN WASNT ANYWHERE, DID HE JUST DIE? Yown staryed to search Kakyoin under the snow and in a tree but he wasnt anywhere but he found… DIAVOLO!
"DIAVOLO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" questioned Yown raising his fist like an angry grandpa but Diavolo didnt answer, he just laughed.
Yown turned to look behing him because he thought Diavolo was looking at something funny that was happening behing him like a monkey eating a leaf or a giraffe eating a monkey but he just found… ROHAN!
"ROHAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" questioned Yown punching Rohan so hard that he did a backflip but then he landed on his feet again and it looked cool so Yown looked kinda bad after that.
"I, THE GREAT DIAVOLO, CAN NOT LET YOU KNOW MY FACE SO I SENT YOU TO ROHAN TO KILL YOU!" laughed Diavolo
"I just wanted to see how it would look someone betrayed" said Rohan and he wrote in Yowns arm Yown dies so Yown… DIED! LIKE IN DEATH NOTE! AND THATS HOW ROHAN WROTE DEATH NOTE!
(OMGGGG GUYS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO EVEYRONE NOW THAT YOWN IS DEAD?! KEEP READING TO FIND OUT!)
-In Jotaros house-
"I KNEW THAT DIAVOLO WAS GOING TO BETRAY US!" screamed… YOWN!
"YOWN! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!" asked Speedwagon because he knew that the readers were questoining that.
"THE YOWN THAT WENT TO THE EVEREST WASNT ACTUALLY ME, IT WAS A ROBOT THAT THE FOUNDATION OF SPEEDWAGON mADE AND IT HAD A CAMERA SO NOW WE KNOW DIAVOLO BETRAYED US!" answered Yown and Speedwagon said Okay thanks.
"NOW WE NEED A PLAN TO KILL DIAVOLO AND RESCUE KAKYOIN!" asserted Yown and everyone started to make a plan.
"Wait, Kakyoin is in danger?" asked Jotaro sounding slightly angry but still sounding calmed and cool.
"YES AND WE HAVE TO MAKE A PLAN TO RESCUE HIM!" roared Yown drawing a map of Diavolos house to know where they can enter.
Jotaro when he heard that walked angrily to the door and he grabbed the car and went drviing somewhere BUT HE STILL LOOKED CALM AND COOL!
-10 minutes later-
Yown and the gang had made the plan and they were going to Diavolos house in a subway Erina sew.
"Last stop, the house of Diavolo!" said Erina in a microphone and everyone knew it was the time to do THE PLAN.
"First Jonathan will go and he will turn this bombs into stars and place them all over the house" said Yown
"Percived" answered Jonathan and he did that.
"Next Erina will sew a sphere around the house to trap everyone insde" explained Yown and she did that.
"NOW JONATHAN!" screamed Yown and Jonathan exploded the bombs and… THE SUBWAY AND EVERYONE EXPLODED!
"HOW?!" screamed Speedwagon falling to the floor becuase he was almost dying.
"Hahahahaha!" laguhed… DIAVOLO! "I, the great Diavolo, knew you were going to do that so I, the great Diavolo, used my stand, King Crimson, to put the bombs on you and you did not notice because I, the great Diavolo, erased time!" he explained.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Speedwagon and then he fell unconscious.
When everyone stopped being unconsicous they were in a mafia jail and a lot of mafia people were looking at them and Diavolo was there in a throne.
"GET US OUT OF HERE!" screamed Yown punching the bars but the bars were covered with spikes so people dont break them becuase they would get stabbed by the spikes but Yown didnt care about the spikes becuase he was strong and he broke the spikes with his fists but he couldnt break the bars because they were made of diamonds or something.
"Hahaha" laughed Diavolo becuase he found funny that Yown was trying to escape but he didnt know what would happen to him because he didnt stop him…
Suddenly… A CAR WENT FLYING THROUGH THE WALL AND THEN IT WENT BOOOM AND THE WHOLE ROOM EXPLODED AND EVERYONE WENT FLYING AND THE ONE WHO THREW THE CAR WAS… JOTARO!
"Give me a break" he said pulling his cap down.
"JOTARO!" screamed Speedwagon with tears because he was saved.
"Now lets beat the shit out of him and leave" said Jotaro pointing at Diavolo.
"Hahaha" laughed Diavolo because he still had some evil tricks "You will first have to defeat my subordinate, Rohan!" he screamed and Rohan came through a door writing manga in his diary and a lot of light pointed at him to make his entrance more dramatic.
"Lets finish this" said Rohan and he wrote in his arm can kill Jotaro with one punch so Jotaro was in danger!
"Not so fast" said Jotaro calm and he stopped time and he destroyed Rohans fist so now he couldn punch him and then the time unstopped.
"OH NO!" screamed Rohan in pain and then he grabbed a pen from his pocket with his mouth and wrote on Jotaro cant stop time.
Jotaro looked at what Rohan wrote like a cool dude and he said "Well played"
Rohan afetr writing that tried to stab Jotaro with his pen but Jotaro punched the pen and he broke it.
"NOOOO, NOW I CANT DO ANYTHINHG!" screamed Rohan "Or can I?" He laughed and then he smiled and it looked really evil.
Rohan started to lick his arm and… HE STARTED TO FLY AND TO THROW LASERS FROM HIS EYES!
"HOW?!" screamed Speedwagon becuase he was wathcing what was happening and was scared.
"He wrote with his saliva" said Jotaro and then he grabbed Rohan by his feet with Star platinum and pulled his tongue out and Rohan started crying and flying and screaming like a crazy pterodactyl eating chilli and then he died.
"Now lets get you out of here" said Jotaro punching the jail until it broke.
"Well done" said Kakyoin who was in the jail and then he hugged Jotaro and then he kissed him and it was cute i guess i dont know.
"Hahaha" laughed Diavolo "Well done Jotaro, well done" he said while clapping.
"GET READY TO DIE!" screamed Yown shaking his fists like if he had maracas but they were iron maracas covered with spikes and he was going to use them to kill Diavolo.
Yown started running towards Diavolo but suddenly he couldnt move his feet… BECAUSE HE WAS SINKING IN THE FLOOR BECAUSE THE FLOOR WASNT FLOOR, IT WAS… SPAGHETIS!
"WHAT!?" screamed Yown in shock looking at Diavolo
"You all fell for my trap" laughed Diavolo grabbing his neck.
Diavolo started to pull from his neck upwards and his face… WAS ACTUALLY A NASK!
"WHTAAAT!" screamed Yown in shcok
"You…" said Jotaro sounding slightly anger and it intimidated everyone and now they had to go to the bathroom but no one did because there werent bathrooms near and also no one wanted to miss the cool fight that was going to happen.
"Yes… Its me…" said… ZEPPELI!
"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?" screamed Yown
(A.N. OMGGGG GUYS ZEPPELI WAS DIAVOLO ALL THE TIME EXCEPT OF WHEN HE WASNT THAT WAS THE BEGGINING, BTW GUYS DIAVOLO WAS WATCHING TV IN HIS HOME ALL THE TIME AND HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY. ANYWAYS GUYS, HOW IS ZEPPELI ALIVE?! THIS IS REALLY SHOCKING! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!)