Chapter 7 Caramel Cleansing.
IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS SINS SILLY WINKY SEEZD CUNTROL OF PRODNOSE CHOCOLATES AND BEGAN TO ENACT THE PENULTIMATE PHASE OF HIS PLAN TO ERADICATE ALL CHOCOLATE.
Silly Winky quickly took over Fickelgruber chocolates and converted it into a caramel factory, meaning he had completely taken control of this territory. He divide the country into three areas, allowing Davis and Wally Wanka to govern one each. His control of all chocolate factories wasnt enough for him. When there is a demand supply will be met by whoever capitalizes on it. Chocolate producers had to go underground out of fear of being exterminated. The only place chocolate still had power was in prison. Many fans of chocolate would deliberately become incarcerated to get chocolate. Silly Winkys power had influence on the government Winky was trying his best to once and for all destroy chocolate in his second to last plan which was to change public perception of chocolate. Only Once he had done that would he finally destroy all the chocolate factories under his control, by converting every single last one into caramel. You see, he hadnt completely gotten rid of chocolate yet. He just owns them all to ensure no other company tries to start production.
Davis, Silly Winky and Wally Wanka meet for their bimonthly meeting to discous choclate.
"Wellcome wanka and davis. How has it been coming along? wait, where is Wanka? i exepected him to come with you."
The table they had was long and in a high up office because things were serois now.
"I dont no. He didnt answer his fone." Davis sadi.
"Hmm strange... anyway, how has it been coming along?"
"Well in my division, demand for chocolate is at an all time low and our stock of chocolate isnt even selling. The chocolate factories yield no profit. The caranel factreys make big money. I should say, it may not be a big deal but a chocolate fan group are making some noise. Chocolate sales are low, but not zero." Davus saud.
"well now would be a good time to move into the final phase, but i cant do so without Wally Wankas Territory stats. Also, we each have a third of the key to the Caramel Machine. The CCC, have they made a resurgenz?"
"No. We have destroyed them completely. Oponents have made caranel factories there."
"Then we invade."
"What? i thought it was about destroying chocolate?"
"It is. But, I cant allow compettitors to exist. They may start making chocolate. If they come out with a new tipe of chocolate, it could be a disaster. and."
"You just want the power."
"No, i- its.. better that its mine. Anyway. I will be going to check out wankas caramel. See why he wasnt here."
Sillu winky and davis got on an elevator to the roof and got into a chopper and landed on the roof of wankas office. they walked to his door and knocked. No answer. nocked again and the asnwer was the same which was nothing.
Silly Winky Kicked his door down
Wally Wanka was in his chair facing the windoow
"Why werent you at the sweeting?" SW askde.
"Mayeb he has depression from the gilt of all the lives that have ben taken?" Davis said
"That doesent make sens, they were killed not him so it isnt his to be sad see?"
Silly winky turned the chair around
"HOT CARAMEL!"
Wally Wanka was dead.
Silly Winky was in a way that was shocked.
he reechd into wankas pockets to get the third key to the caramel machine.
"Its what he would have want," Winky said
Silly Winky cleared his expression and stood up straight and straigtnetd his tye.
He turned around and leafed in a silence.
"Silly Winky were are you going?"
He stopped.
"To do what needs do."
Davis followed him.
"We are going to Willy Wonksas/ Billy Wonkas grave of his death."
The flew there and w ere looking at his grave adn on the stone it said
"You will be ambushed by the chocolate resistance."Silly Winky pulled out and M16 and gunned down all of them and killed them all.
Silly winky silly winkky pulled out his coffin and put down on a bench in the grave then put it on the floor because it was better at this height.
"We need each of the keys, yours mine and wanks. give me yours davis."
Davis did this slow and silly winky took it from before davis meened to give it to be quick
The three keys combined and then,
the lid of the coffin was opened like the teenage mutant ninja turtles opening a box of pizza to enjoy.
right there presenting itself in a delishis fashion wa s willy wonkas goo and crumbs.
"What are we doing with this Silly winky?"
Out of silly winkys pocket came his empty hand because it was the wrong pocket so he went to his other one and pulled out a bottle of caramethanol which burns better than regular ethanol and fills the air with a sweet fragrens.
Willy Wonkas body became even wetter than it was before with the goo because it was a sponeg that sucked up all of the caramethanol from Silly Winkys cup.
"We will burn him. He is the soul of chocolate. With his death all chocolate mega fans will die instantly. regular chocolate fans will be given a choce and if they pick chocolate they will die in 6 hours of a countdown clock." Silly Winky said as he pulled out a lighter and set on fire a picture of Wally Wanka
"You death willnt be in vain." and he dropped it and willy wonkas boddy burned and a rainbow light came from the flasmes and there was holy angelic music playing.
now plains started falling out of the sky becase many piolots were chocolate mega fans.
Davis used his eyes follow the planes descent into the ground as the passengers screamed and died.
"A beautiful day!" Silly Winky said dansign.
davis looked at his hands.
"We have killed so many..."
Silly winky looked at him and then kept dansogm.
"What have we do?" davis askde with his hand in his pocket.
Silly winky looked up as a plane started fallying and crashed into a building.
people were on the street over there dead and even though it was far away he could tell they were lying on the floor like dead people do.
" This wonka soul machine kills all fans of chocolate. The first wave of this machine kills all mega fans, the second wave in 6 hours will kill even small fans of chocolate."
a caramel armored car pulled up and opened the door but it was the back door so it was hard for the person driving to have done this.
" We will be going to the broadcast building to tell the whole world that they must give up chocolate or die."
Silly winky got in the back of the car and Davis is supposed to stit there too.
"... look at all the caos you have done..."
"They are all chocolit fans so they must"
"Just the piolot was! the passengers could have been caramel fans!"
"Then they would have been fine sacrificing them selves for the greater good."
Davis took his hand out of his pocket and there was nothing in his hand and got in the caramel armored car.
The oompa loompa kept changing the radio to different music because he is mentally ill and gay. the radio turned to the news which said:
"The news is that 500million people are dead, and many more will die because some of these people had people who needed them like babys or old dying people and the economy will pay for this, people will starve and die . no one nows why this has happened and it is so sad."
Davis covered his face.
"Davis, this was the only-
"OH SHIT" the oompa loompa who was gay and mentally ill screamed (gayly) and then crashed the car.
"oww..."
Really loud footsteps could be heard.
the oompa loompa and davis and Silly winky got out of the car.
then the oompa loompa got shot in the head and silly winky took cover.
Davis stood there.
a guy in chocolate armor came and stood by davis like they were friends.
the loud footsteps were from a giant chocolate golem.
"DAMN YOU DAVIS! He must have triggered a silent alarm when his hand was in his pocket.
"Get to where you need to be davis" chocolate armor guy said.
"Where does he need to be? and how is that guy alive, he should be a chocolate mega fan?"
The guy walked to the car while davis ran to someplace important.
"The reason i am alive is because the machine only killed mega fans of milk chocolate, not white or dark, this armor is dark chocolate"
Silly winky slowly crawled away from the car
"I will kill you silly wink-"
BOOOM
Silly winky detonated the car.
"Now i have no car! Oh well.. there are plenty lying around."
he got into a car and pulled out the woman driver who was dead.
There was a child in the back.
"Kid, it isnt too late for you. You didnt let your mother fill ur head with chocolate beliefs.
turn against chocolate or you will die like your mother."
The kid left the car and appreacited the wisdom.
Silly winky drove the car onto a cool long bridge above the city that looked like it was from mario kart.
he looked at the big tv screen and there was a picture of him.
"This man is responsible for all of this death. He is being hunted by the White and Dark Chocolate police Lead by Davis. He will be forced to shut off the machine and then executed."
Silly winky looked down at the city and saw the white chocolate patrol.
" I will have no hope of defeating them, but... if i can just stay alive for 6 hours, theyll all die. i have 5hours and 40 minutes left."
