(Or "Top Pun")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE HEADED TO ORLANDO FLORIDA, MORE SPECIFICALLY TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, AND AFTER A SERIES OF MISHAPS WITH BORIS AND NATASHA, THEY'D FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE AIRPORT IN MISSISSIPPI, WHERE THEY MANAGED TO SCORE A FLIGHT TO ORLANDO..."

"Well, is there a flight we could take, ma'am?" Rocky asked the woman at the front desk.

"Ohh, well you boys are in luck!" The airport woman smiled, then clicked the keys on her computer. "There should be a flight leaving for Orlando in aboooout...30 seconds."

"THIRTY SECONDS?!" Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"AND WITH THAT, BULLWINKLE PICKED UP ROCKY AND STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE FLIGHT GATE, TICKET IN HIS LEFT HAND. WITH BULLWINKLE'S MIGHTY MOOSE MUSCLE, THEY WERE THANKFULLY ABLE TO MAKE IT IN 29 SECONDS, AND OFF THE PLANE STARTED..."

"NataAAAASHAAAAAAA!!" Boris exclaimed, cheeks flapping in the wind. "HOW LONG DO VE HAVE TO STAY LIKE THEEEES?!

"OH, YEAH, BORIS AND NATASHA WERE ON THE PLANE AS WELL...THEY HAD HITCHED A RIDE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PLANE THAT IS..."

"VE ONLY HAVE TO STAY LIKE THEES UNTIL VE EEN DE AIR!" Natasha replied, still trying to hold onto the plane as well.

"THEN, THE PLANE DID JUST THAT. NATASHA GRIPPED BORIS, AND, USING A LASER SPY DEVICE ON HER WATCH, WAS ABLE TO SAW A HOLE INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE PLANE. THE TWO NOGOODNIKS SNUCK INSIDE THE BAGGAGE CLAIM, AND BORIS COULD FINALLY BREATHE AGAIN."

"Ohhhh...RASKOLNIKOV!" Boris moaned, then stood up. "Now, Ees time for action!"

"Ready ven ju are, Captain Dollink." Natasha replied, handing Boris a plane captain's hat.

"MEANWHILE, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD SETTLED IN FOR THE LONG FLIGHT TO ORLANDO..."

"Yeah, uh, can I get some more peanuts, please?" Bullwinkle asked the stewardess.

"Mister Winkle, you've cleared out the entire stock of peanuts." The stewardess replied. "The flight's barely even started."

"Oh." Bullwinkle gulped, then looked to his left and noticed a massive pile of salted peanut bag wrappers that he'd devoured. "Sorry bout that, miss."

"SUDDENLY, THERE WAS SOME SLIGHT TURBULENCE, THEN THE INTERCOM CAME ON—"

"Attention, this is your Captain speaki—"

(*punching noises*)

"—OOF! OW! HEY! AAGH! WHAT THE—"

"THEN THE INTERCOM IMMEDIATELY WENT DEAD TO THE SHOCK OF THE AIRFARERS. IT IMMEDIATELY CAME BACK ON WITH A SLIGHT WHINE OF FEEDBACK."

"ATTENTION! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, DEES EES YOU CAPTAIN SPEAKINK, CAPTAIN SULLENBORIS EES DA NAME! Oh, and dees ees co-pilot, Amelia Burnheart. ANYVAY, DERE'S SOME TURBULENCE, SO VE GONNA MAKE QVICK LAYOWER EEN HORSESHOE BEACH."

"Aw, MAN!" Bullwinkle exclaimed in frustration. "Wait right here, Rocky, I've got a bone to pick with this guy..."

"ROCKY KNEW THAT THINGS SEEMED RATHER FISHY, SO HE WENT WITH BULLWINKLE AS WELL. WHEN THEY GOT TO THE COCKPIT, THEY FOUND THAT THE REAL CAPTAIN HAD BEEN LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM, TIED TO A CHAIR AND GAGGED WITH DUCT TAPE! BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST LEFT THE PLANE AS WELL, ON THE ONLY PARACHUTES THEY HAD LEFT OVER!"

"Wait, if he's there, then who's flying thE PLAAAAAAAANE?!!!!!" Rocky hollered, immediately running over and gripping the wheel.

"THANKS TO ROCKY'S FLYING SQUIRREL ABILITIES, HE WAS ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY FLY THE PLANE BACK UP INTO THE AIR."

"Well, I had no idea being a flying squirrel extended to flying planes!" Rocky replied.

"Yeah, weird, huh." Bullwinkle replied, untying the captain from his bonds.

"WELL IT LOOKS LIKE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WILL BE MAKING THAT LAYOVER IN HORSESHOE BEACH, FLORIDA. WILL THEY COMPLETE THE FINAL PORTION OF THEIR JOURNEY? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA GET THERE FIRST AND SET UP THEIR STRANGE DOOMSDAY DEVICE? WILL THIS STORY EVER HAVE A PROPER ENDING?!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "Under the Sea-four", OR "...Something's fishy!"!"