Real quick response to "LivingLegendGoku", the reason Goku has so many noble phantasms is because, well, anything he does could be one. He could probably punch a planet to death if he wanted to, and also, I don't know where else to put them. So if anyone has any ideas, please let me know. Now let the seventh chapter begin!

"You're… the Saber class servant…"

- Chapter 7

Goku was caught off guard by what his master had just said. "This girl's really the Saber class servant. I mean, she is dressed in armor. And if this is that boys house, then that means he's your master. Looks like I might not need to protect him after all."

"Silence, the only way you'll be leaving this place is after you go back to the Throne of Heroes!" With that, Saber once again lunged at Goku, getting into a small skirmish with him.

"Damn, I can't exactly hurt her when she's the one protecting that boy. I need to disengage and find another way out of this!. We don't have to do this Saber! I'll be more than happy leaving knowing that that boy will be safe!"

This time Saber was the one caught off guard, "What do you mean 'knowing that boy will be safe'? You can't be talking about Shirou can you? Why would another servant like you care about his well being?"

Just then, a red headed boy came running out from the entrance to the more Japanese looking estate. "Stop this, Saber!" He held out his hand, using one of the three command seals given to him.

"Hngh. What's the meaning of this, Shirou? I could have defeated them, why did you order me to stop?"

"If I'm your master, then at least fill me in on what's happening. I don't have the slightest idea of what's going on."

Rin started to get up off the ground. "Hmm? So that's how it is, Mr. Novice master? At any rate, good evening, Emiya."

Roughly 10 minutes later

"Okay, let's get down to business. You don't have a clue about what you're caught up in do you?" Rin said while sipping tea that Shirou had gotten her. Shirou only nodded his head at the statement. "Of course not. Well, to put it bluntly, you've been chosen as one of the seven masters of the fifth Holy Grail War. Do you have any kind of marking or branding on your body?"

"Marking? Branding?" Shirou was even more confused than before, until Saber spoke up. "She's talking about the command seals, Shirou." "O-oh, I knew that. Yeah, here." He showed Rin the two remaining seals on his left hand.

"Yes. Those mark you as a master. They are also spells that can be used to control your servant. So as long as you have those, you'll have control over your servant."

"Wait, what do you mean as long as I have them?" Shirou asked again.

"Command seals are orders that can't be refused by the servant. They force the servants obedience, even if it means bending them to your will. Remember when Saber stopped her assault earlier? But be careful how you use them, you only get three, and there aren't any refunds. If you, for whatever reason, you use all three of them, you'll most likely die. So take care of them."

"Wait, I'll be killed?!"

"That's correct. The Holy Grail war is based on masters defeating other masters. The master that defeats the other 6 masters is declared the winner, and will receive the Holy Grail, which can grant the user any one wish." This not only caught Shirou's attention, but Goku's as well, who was leaning up against the wall behind Rin. "I didn't know it could grant any one wish. Shenron never told me that. I'm going to have to ask him to clarify some things next time I see him. But I do wonder if it has the same limitations that Shenron does? Well, I guess I'll have to win and find out for myself."

Shirou then spoke up, "It can grant any one wish?! That's incredible! But one last question though, what do you exactly mean by 'Holy Grail War'?"

"To make a long story short, you've been dragged into a ritual. The Holy Grail War, fought by seven masters, a battle to the death between mages."

"It doesn't even sound like you know what you're telling me."

"I'm simply laying out the facts for you. Besides, it should be clear to you, no? You were nearly killed by a servant, not once, but twice. And you've even managed to summon the Saber class servant, the last servant to be summoned. So Emiya, are you convinced yet? Think of your servant as a familiar which was given to you by the Holy Grail, to help you survive the Holy Grail War. And I was also chosen as a master, if it makes you feel any better."

Shirou looked behind him at Saber, who was giving Goku a death stare across the room. "She doesn't look like a familiar to me."

"Of course not. Technically, Servants are familiars, but they're actually superhuman beings. They are heroes of the past."

"A hero from the past? Saber? Wow, to think Saber is some type of hero."

"Correct. Servants are heroes pulled from legends, whether ancient or modern, into our time and given a physical form. It's the master's roll to summon them, and a phenomenon of the grail manifests them later. Basically, a servant is always with you in spirit form, but should the need arise, you can materialize them and have them fight."

"Hmm, so you're able to transform them from spiritual to physical at will."

"You seem to have taken in the information rather well."

"The words themselves yes, but…"

"If you want a more detailed explanation, then you should talk to the man who's in charge of overseeing the grail War. All I can tell you is that you have no choice but to fight, and that servants are powerful familiars, so use your well." With that said, she took another sip of her tea. "Now, with what Emiya has said, am I correct in saying that you're in an incomplete form Saber?"

"Yes. As you say, I'm not at full fighting strength. Shirou isn't a fully trained master, so replenishing my mana would prove difficult for him. But your servant is still here as well, so is he in a similar state as I am? You seem to be quite capable as a mage."

"Hmm? That's something I wasn't expecting to hear. And that question about my servant, I'll have to see if I trust you or not to tell you that." This only caused Saber's curiosity to rise even further, as she looked back to Goku, who was trying to steal Rin's tea.

"Wait a sec. Tohsaka, what's she talking about"

"-sigh- Servants maintain their existence here with mana supplied by their masters. But because you're so new to this, she is unable to pull any mana from you. If it goes on for too long, it'll become a problem. But I didn't expect you to be so truthful with me Saber."

"You had already realized that something was wrong, so there was no point in hiding it. Given that, the best course was to enlighten Shirou on his situation, by revealing the truth to an enemy."

"You're a woman of outstanding character too… Man, if I hadn't summoned him, I would've been frustrated at what a waste it is that Emiya was the one to summon you and not me." Again, Saber was surprised at the words that came out of Rin's mouth. "If she hadn't summoned the servant she did, she would've felt that my summoning was a waste? Who is her servant to make her say something like that?"

"Hey, are you saying I'm not worthy enough to have her?" Shirou stood up at this statement.

"Of course I am. But anyway, shall we get going?" Rin stood up as well. Goku stopped leaning on the wall and stood by the door, preparing to leave.

"Go? Go where?" Shirou got confused again.

"To see the man who knows all about the Holy Grail War. You want to know the reason behind it right?"

"Well of course I do. But it's getting pretty late don't you think?"

"What? You won't go? Well, if you say so. What about you Saber?"

"Leave Saber out of this. Don't try to strong-arm her into it. Besides, Saber's a hero from the past right? So she won't be able to make sense of the modern world."

"That isn't true, Shirou. Us servants adapt to whatever era we find ourselves in. As such, I'm quite familiar with this time period."

"You're familiar with it? Really?"

"Of course. This is not the first time I was summoned to this era. But anyway, where are we going exactly?"

"We're going to the church in New Fuyuki."

Outside the New Fuyuki Church

"Alright, ready to go in guys?" Rin was already opening the gate onto the premises.

"Actually Rin, I think I'm going to stay outside, in case something happens." Goku said with his arms crossed.

"I agree, it'd be best if you two enter and us servants stay out here. That place is considered a safe haven no? Nothing should happen to you two inside." Saber said, putting the hood of the yellow rain poncho she had gotten from Shirou over her head.

"You really were summoned to this era before if you know that kind of info. Okay, you two wait here while Emiya and I go inside." As the two were walking towards the church door, Rin turned around, "And try not to kill each other while we're inside."

Saber was the only one to respond, "No promises."

Inside, Rin began to explain who she called the 'fake priest' was. Explaining how he was her father's pupil and her father died, he became her guardian. As they entered the church, they saw a man with a copy of the bible in his hands. This is Kotomine Kirei. Kirei explains that after becoming a master, the duty is unavoidable once you are chosen. And he continues to try to persuade Shirou into staying a master.

-outside-

"Hey, Saber?"

"What is it?"

"Why did you try to attack me the moment you saw me. I mean, I know that C- I mean Lancer was there to kill Shirou, but you didn't know why I was there."

"Wait, do you know Lancer's true name? Did he use his Noble Phantasm on you too?"

"Huh, oh no. I guess you could say he lost a bet to my master and I, the punishment was him telling us his name."

"That's very… odd. But I do have a question for you, what class of servant are you? You seem to resemble a Lancer the most, yet I just fought one."

"That's… a secret. But since you're protecting Shirou, whether by your obligation as a servant or not, I don't see any harm in telling you my name, since you probably don't know what to call me right?"

"That is correct."

"Ok then. The name given to me at birth was Kakarot, but I'd prefer it if you called me Goku instead."

"Wait, Goku? You're not the Monkey King are you?"

"Jeez, why does everyone keep calling me that. Are our names really that similar? But to answer your question, no, I'm not the Monkey King." Looking behind them, Goku noticed Rin and Shirou walking out of the church building. "Oh, they're already done talking, here they come."

Rin and Shirou opened the church's gate and walked past their servants. And Saber was the first to speak up.

"Shirou, have you concluded your business here?"

"Yeah."

"And the choice you've made?"

Shirou stopped walking and turned around to face Saber, "I have decided to fight as a master in this war. Will you be okay with me being your master, Saber?"

Saber only showed a smile on her face, "My consent is irrelevant. From the start, you have been my master. I swore to you that my body would be your blade, did I not?"

"Yeah, in that case… I will be your master. So I'm counting on you, Saber." Shirou stook out his hand for a handshake, which only got a confused look from saber. "What? We aren't supposed to hand shake?"

"No, it isn't that. I just wasn't expecting it, that's all." She then grabbed his hand to complete their handshake.

The group started walking home, when Rin stopped all of a sudden. "Hm? Tohsaka?"

"No offense, but you should go home on your own. I brought you here because you weren't officially my enemy yet. But now, you're officially a master, Emiya."

"Tohsaka, I have no intention of fighting you."

"-sigh-I should've known… Jeez, why did I even bother to bring you out here?"

"So, you're a decent person after all."

"Smooth talk won't get you any less of an ass whooping when the time comes!"

"I know. But I don't want us becoming enemies if I can help it. So, see ya around." As Shirou and Saber started walking past Rin, both Saber and Goku felt a presence behind them, both turning around instantly. Then, a mysterious voice was heard through the fog.

"So, are you done chatting?" Behind them stood a little girl with a man at her side. The girl had pale white skin, crimson red eyes, and long white hair. As for the man next to her, he was a slim yet well-built man of a below-average stature, his hair was black and spiked straight upwards, he had a very prominent widow's peak, and had a tail just like Goku, and he wore what could be called battle armor, although the only one who even thought this was Saber.

"So, you were summoned too. Kakarot!"

Everyone was stunned. Rin, Shirou, and Saber all looked at Goku who looked even more shocked than all of them. "No way… Vegeta?"

"Hmph! At least you remember the name of your Prince." Vegeta scoffs.

The little girl next to him, presumably Vegeta's master, spoke up. "Good evening, Big Brother. This makes it two times that we've met hasn't it?"

Rin was still standing there with a shocked look on her face. "Goku, that's the guy from the dream, right? The one who nearly killed you?"

Goku was silent. All he could do was stare back at Vegeta. "And Emiya, how do you know her? I don't think I've ever seen the two of you together before?"

"She came to me one night and said that if I didn't summon Saber, I was going to die. Trust me, this is weird for me too."

The little girl walked forward and went into a curtsy, "And it's nice to meet you, Rin. My name is Illya. Illyasviel von Einzbern. You know the name 'Einzbern', don't you?"

"You're an… Einzbern?" Rin started to evaluate the man who knew her servant, but finds it more difficult than she thought. "This is bad. I'm unable to get a sense of his stats. Goku, you might need to use a little more power than when you fought with Lancer."

For the first time, Goku spoke up. "Of course. If he's anything like I remember, then things are going to get messy. Saber, I need you to do me a favor."

"Hmm? Why should I do you any favors?"

"You want to protect Shirou, right? Then I suggest you take him and leave as soon as possible, and take Rin with you."

Rin was astonished by what Goku just said. "What?! Goku, I'm not leaving! I'm your master, aren't I?"

Shirou also took offense to what Goku had said. "Yeah! I'm not going to just get up and run when Saber's fighting!"

"That's why I want Saber to take the two of you as far away from here as possible. If I end up fighting Vegeta, I won't be able to completely protect you. You have to trust me on this one Rin. So Saber, will you do it?"

Saber only looked at Shirou. "Shirou, what do you want to do? If you wish to stay and fight, then I will fight. If you wish to run, I will do Goku his favor."

"Saber… Alright, we'll stay here and help Goku!" Saber only smiled, and turned back to Vegeta and Illya.

"Oh? Are you done talking? Can I get started?" Silence. "Okay, I'll kill you now. Go get them, Berserker."

"Hmph. Understood. But next time, use my name." With that, Vegeta lunged towards Saber. Saber immediately put her guard up to be caught off guard when Vegeta disappeared. "What!? Where did he go?" She turned around to see Goku get punched in the gut by Vegeta. "Is this payback Vegeta." Goku got launched into a nearby wall, only to get a barrage of blows by Vegeta. "Consider yourself lucky that I don't kill you here, Kakarot!" Saber, a little annoyed that Vegeta ignored her, rushed him and slashed at him with her sword. Only to get a surprise when it didn't cut through his armor, and just launched him backwards. "Hmph! Seems you're stronger than I thought little girl!" "Tch. That armor of yours looks weak, but it's probably stronger than my own. Who are you?" "Oh? Kakarot never told you? Fine then, allow me to introduce myself. I am Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyan race! And the strongest Saiyan in history!"

"Saiyan? What the hell is that? I've never heard of such a race before?" This time, Goku was the one to speak up as he dislodged himself from the wall. "That's no surprise. Saiyans are a race of warriors who go from planet to planet killing the inhabitants and then selling said planet to the highest bidder. The only reason I'm not like him is because I was dropped on my head as a baby and lost all my memories." Saber was dumbstruck, to think a race like that even existed! Shirou was also caught by surprise, he hadn't been told any of this either. "Wait what?! So, you guys are like, aliens or something?!" Shirou said with a very shocked expression. Goku was the one to reply, "Yeah, that's the gist of it."

Vegeta was getting tired of their bickering, "I have an idea, since my master is only interested in seeing what the girly with the invisible sword can do, I propose a game. If she can make me bleed in 1 minute, I'll leave. If not, then consider both humans behind you as good as dead!" Goku was quick to reply, "And what if we don't accept?" "Hmph, then they die anyway. And just to make things clear. If Kakarot interferes at any point, then you automatically lose the game. He is far stronger than any of you here, and the only person capable of actually defeating me." Saber, again, got ticked off by what Vegeta said. "The only one capable of hurting or beating him is Goku? I'll make him eat those words." With that, Saber lunged to Vegeta, who didn't move a muscle. She slashed at him like no tomorrow. His chest, arms, legs, face, everything. Nothing seemed to be working against him. "Okay, maybe I got ahead of myself there. But this is just ridiculous. Nothing I do is phasing him at all."

"Clocks ticking girly, you have roughly 20 seconds left before those masters over there are turned to piles of ash." "I didn't think it would come to this, but I'll have to reveal my sword a lot sooner than I would have wanted." Saber's sword began to glow as the wind masking it slowly started to disappear, revealing the Holy Sword Excalibur. The only people to recognize who Saber truly was were Rin and Illya. "No way, did Emiya really summon the King of Knights as his servant? That's amazing." With a last ditch effort, Saber lunged at Vegeta and swung the Holy Sword with all the strength she could muster, and it worked. The sword managed to pierce Vegeta's armor plate on his chest and cause him to bleed from the wound.

"Hah! Impressive! It seems that Kakarot won't be my only form of entertainment while I'm here! Well then, it looks like our little game is over. Don't worry, I'm a man of my word. Alright master, I think your little test was successful, no?"

"Correct. We got more than enough information from them, especially when we know who that Saber class servant really is. And with that I'll say goodbye. Let's play again sometime, Big Brother." After that, Vegeta picked Illya up and flew off into the distance. Leaving the four of them by themselves.

Once they were out of sight, Rin ran up to Goku to heal his wounds, only to find that he didn't have any. "Wah- Goku where did your wounds go?" "Wounds? I never got any. Vegeta only made sure to lodge me into the wall so I didn't retaliate before he set up that little game of his. Jeez, if he ever does anything like that again, I'll make him regret it." Shirou quickly ran up to Saber and badgered her about who she really was. When Saber got fed up with it, she walked over to Goku and Rin and asked Goku a question. "Goku, what exactly are you?" "Hm? What do you mean what am I?" "The story you told us was that you're some type of alien, which explains the tail. But why wasn't I able to do anything to that Vegeta guy? It's like his skin was as harder than any metal on Earth." "Oh, well that's because of what we Saiyans are. A race of warriors who go planet to planet fighting and killing everything we see. Our genes and our bodies have been honed to give us every possible advantage in a fight. Our bodies never age so that we always stay in our prime as well." That's when Shirou spoke up, "That's kind of overpowered, isn't it? The fact that he pummeled you into a wall and you don't even have a scratch on you is incredible enough."

"Agreed." Rin said, walking up to Shirou. "But we should probably head home, there's no doubt that someone heard all the commotion from the little scuffle Saber had with that Vegeta guy. The closest place would be Emiya's place, so we'll all stay there for the night." "What?! No! I refuse!" "Come on Emiya, we're all tired after what just happened. Give us a break." "Erm. Fine. Come on, this way." With that, the group then started to walk off towards the Emiya residence.

Nearby park

[Whish] "Hmm? Where am I this time?" After looking around, he realized that he'd been summoned to his home, Fuyuki. "Alaya, what's the meaning of this! What's my job this time?!" Just then, a voice began to ring in his head, "Your mission is a simple one. The Holy Grail War that is currently taking place here is one that should never have happened." "Oh yeah? And what's that supposed to mean?" "As you know, all Holy Grail Wars have the 7 main classes as servants to their masters. However, this Holy Grail War has no Archer class servant. Meaning it should have never been able to start in the first place. Your mission is to kill the second Lancer class servant, Son Goku. Doing so will allow the Archer class servant to be summoned. Can you do that, Shirou Emiya?"

End of the seventh chapter

Stats

Servant class: Lancer

Name: Son Goku/Kakarot

Origin: Dragon Ball

Alignment: Chaotic good

Weapons and objects

Sack of Senzu Beans

Power pole

Parameters

STR: A+++

AGL: A+

LUK: B

END: A+++

MP: D

NP: A++/EX

Class skills

- Magic Resistance: B

- Divinity: D/?

- Riding: A

- Independent action: EX

Personal skills

- Charisma: A++

- Battle continuation: A+++

- Detection: EX

- Instinct: A+

- Mana Burst: EX

- Kaio-ken: EX

- Solar Flare: A+++

- Flight: EX

- ?

Noble Phantasm

- Power pole: Anti-unit A

- Kamehameha wave: Anti-fortress A

- Guided Kamehameha: Anti-city A++

- Spirit bomb: Anti-evil A+++

- ?