South Down: Heidi gives her thanks.
GBond007: She's definitely one of them.
The Coon and several of his comrades stood perched on the roof of the abandoned Raisins restaurant. Though several other places had started reopening since the vaccines were distributed, Raisins was yet to be one of them, allowing the superhero team to gather around without fear of being noticed.
"Do you see anything?" Scott asked as the Coonies scouted the area below, looking for any signs of a Chaos Minion approaching.
"No," Nate replied, sounding impatient. "The tip said the Chaos Kid would be arriving by sundown. Where he is?"
"Goddammit, I hope you verified if that source was reliable," The Coon warned Scott, who shrunk down in embarrassment. "What if it was a ploy to send us on a wild goose chase, and Professor Chaos is unveiling his evil plan right now as we speak?"
"Wait, I see someone coming!" Annie called out, directing everyone's attention towards her. She pointed downwards, allowing the rest of the Coonies to see a boy, dressed in a Chaos Kids getup, approaching the restaurant. He was pushing a grocery cart, filled with empty coke cans.
"I wonder what those cans are for?" Scott asked.
"Maybe he's planning to fill it with poison or something and sell them to the whole town," Nate guessed.
"Whatever it is, we have to stop him before he strikes!" The Coon shouted. "Coonies, move out!"
The Coonies began to descend from the building as the Chaos Kid moved to the back of the restaurant. He began dumping the empty coke cans near the trash, oblivious to the Coonies as they began to approach him.
As he finished emptying the cart, he noticed several shadows moving behind him. Startled, he whirled around in surprise, only to be tackled to the ground by several Coonies. They piled on top of him, covering his mouth to keep him from shouting.
"We caught you red-handed, Chaos Kid!" The Coon shouted as the other Coonies restrained him. "Now what were you planning to do with those coke cans?!"
The Chaos Kid tried to speak, but his voice was muffled by the boy covering his mouth. "Not talking, huh?!" The Coon shouted. "Well, we have ways of making you speak!"
He turned around and bent over, and the Chaos Kid realized with dread that the Coon planned to unleash his secret weapon: a Super Fart. The other Coonies moved to the side, still gripping the Chaos Kid, to avoid being caught in the fart-zone.
"Super Fart!" The Coon shouted, and ripped a huge fart so powerful, it sent the Chaos Kid flying dozens of feet through the air, crashing into a fence a distance away. Nearby, several of the Coonies started gagging from the noxious smell, despite having tried to avoid being caught in the crossfire.
The Coon and his team stormed over to the Chaos Kid as he lay on the ground, coughing violently. "You ready to talk now?" He asked.
The Chaos Kid replied by retching violently. "Professor Chaos. . . replaced the coke," He whispered, choking in between words. "I was sent. . . to dispose of the empty cans."
"Where are he and the others?" The Coon interrogated.
"They're reusing the Circuit City store as their HQ," The Chaos Kid revealed, before throwing up some more.
With that information, the Coon stood up and turned towards the other Coonies. "You hear that?" He told them. "Now we know where they're hiding! Come on, you guys! Let's swoop in and take them out before they have a chance to put there evil plan into motion!"
The other Coonies cheered. The Coon then turned to Annie.
"Annie, detain this minion of evil at our Hall of Justice!" He ordered. "The rest of us, prepare yourselves for battle!"
The Coon and the others charged off to do battle with Professor Chaos and his minions, leaving Annie to deal with the weakened Chaos Kid. She knelt down to take him away, but thought to remove his mask before she did. As she took it off, she stumbled backwards, gasping in horror.
"D-Daniel?" She whispered, staring down at her boyfriend.
Daniel didn't respond, his face starting to turn green after taking the Coon's Super Fart point-blank in the face. Annie herself started to feel sick in her stomach as she realized what she'd been abetting to.
Feeling her skin crawl, she slowly took Daniel into her arms and gently held him as she walked him over to the Hall of Justice.
Elf King Kyle strode into the small castle within his fortress. He paced around, deep in thought, unseen to his subjects outside, who went about their day either training or relaying information.
Finally, Kyle paused, and walked over to a small table. Buried under a sheet of paper was a small picture, which Kyle removed to stare at it. It was a photo of him, along with Stan, Kenny, and even Cartman.
He gazed into their happy faces, remembering when the photo had been taken not too long ago. He and Stan had stood next to each other, their arms slung over each other's shoulders as the picture was taken.
You're my Super Best Friend.
Your my Super Best Friend too, Kyle.
Kyle closed his eyes, sighing deeply. He clenched the picture tightly.
Abruptly, the door to the table burst open, startling Kyle. Quickly, he slammed the photo down onto the table, unwilling to let his subject see him in such a vulnerable state. He turned to face the visitor, and saw it was Heidi.
"What do you want, Heidi?!" He shouted, a little harsher than he'd intended.
Heidi flinched, but replied. "You have visitors," She informed him. "Stan of Many Moons, Captain Wendy, and Cyborg Kenny."
Kyle furrowed his eyebrows. "I thought I told them not to. . . wait, Kenny's here, too?" He said, his eyes widening. Without giving Heidi a chance to respond, he pushed past her and rushed outside.
Indeed, Stan, Wendy and Kenny were standing in the center of the Elven Kingdom, surrounded by elves. They glared at them, most of them annoyed at kids from different themes interfering in their game again.
"Kyle!" Stan exclaimed, looking surprisingly happy to see the Elf King as he approached.
"What the Hell are you guys doing here?" Kyle asked, sounding more surprised than angry. "Don't you have other games to be playing?"
"That's why we're here," Wendy informed him. "An issue has come up, and it's preventing us from playing our games properly. That includes kids playing your game, too."
A few of the elves exchanged concerned glances. Kyle didn't speak, allowing them to continue.
"Alien Queen Red has established a new hive in the junkyard," Kenny explained. "That's where Dwarf King Clyde's weapons storage unit was set up. The arrival of the aliens has forced the dwarf army to abandon the area."
"Wait, what's the problem?" Chris asked. "If their weapons storage unit is abandoned, then that means the dwarf army is weakened. Victory is sure to be ours."
The other elves cheered, but quieted down as Stan shook his head. "The problem is that they've taken over the pirate's hideout," He explained. "Wendy and her fellow pirates can't go on treasure hunts without a place to store their treasure, and they can't help my Indian tribe as well."
"Oh," The elves said in unison.
"We asked Kenny here if he could eliminate the alien hive stationed at the junkyard," Wendy continued, gesturing to Kenny. "But he can't do that, as it's in your territory, and bringing the Space Marines might disrupt your game."
"So, Elf King Kyle, we just wanted to ask if you could allow Kenny's men access into your territory, just this once, so they can deal with the aliens, and everything can return to normal?" Stan requested. He, Wendy and Kenny went silent, praying the answer was yes.
Kyle was silent for a long time. He glanced at Nichole, who shrugged her shoulders, silently urging him to comply, then turned to the three, particularly at Kenny.
"If I let your sci-fi kids into my territory, it would cause chaos for the outposts set up there," Kyle informed them.
Taking this as a no, the trio began to protest. "Come on, Kyle, all of our games are that stake here!" Stan shouted. However, Kyle raised a hand.
"Don't worry, I'm allowing them access," He reassured them, causing them to quiet down. "But with the way things have been set up, you'll probably have trouble navigating through the land. I'll help guide you through it so you can dispatch the aliens."
The news relieved Stan, Wendy and Kenny. "Oh thank God," Stan said. "Alright, you can just give us a map or something, and Kenny will have that alien hive gone by tomorrow afternoon."
They were about to leave, but Kyle raised a hand, and the elves blocked them. "You're going to need help taking down those aliens," He informed them. "They've probably been scouting out that area for some time and fortifying it against threats."
The trio turned to face the Elf King. "What do you mean?" Stan asked.
Kyle closed his eyes, inhaled, then stared at the three, but mainly at Stan.
"I'm going to help you," He said firmly.
Inside the abandoned Circuit City shop, Professor Chaos watched from above as his minions finished the process of packaging hundreds of cans of Diet Coke.
One of his minions approached him. "Professor Chaos, the replacement of coke cans have been finalized," He informed him.
Professor Chaos began to laugh maniacally. "Finally, our plan to unleash a reign of chaos can begin!" He shouted. "Begin shipment of the Coca-Cola to the nearest stores!"
"Aha!" A voice shouted from the shadows. Professor Chaos and his minions whirled around to see the Coon step out of the shadows, his claws flashed.
"I caught you red-handed Professor Chaos!" He shouted.
"So, you've learned of my evil plan, Coon?" Professor Chaos smirked.
"Indeed I have," The Coon replied. "Sorry, but you aren't feeding rat poison disguised as Diet Coke to anyone!"
At that, Professor Chaos' evil grin melted down into a confused stare. "Rat poison?" He asked, baffled. "No, my evil plan was to replace the Diet Coke with regular coke."
"Too bad, Professor Chaos," The Coon said. "Your evil plans end today! Coonies, now!"
It was only then that the Chaos Kids noticed a hole that had been made in the ceiling. Before they could react, a pair of Coonies standing on the rooftop poured a large pot of "lava" right on top of their heads. The kids shrieked in pain as they were doused by the liquid.
"Holy shit," Professor Chaos whispered in shock, watching the scene from the balcony above.
"Let's get out of here!" One of the Chaos Kids exclaimed. The minions of chaos began to scatter, but in their panic, they didn't notice several Chompers that had been placed on the ground. They stepped into the traps and were ensnared in the piercing jaws, eliciting agonized shrieks.
"Whoa, hey now, that's going a little too far," Professor Chaos pointed out, to no avail.
Several Coonies burst into the building, cutting the Chaos Kids off. "The rats are scattering!" One of them snarled, brandishing shurikens.
"These mother-fuckers aren't going anywhere!" Another shouted, hurling his own shurikens at the fleeing Chaos Kids. They sliced through their skin, drawing blood.
"Oh, hamburgers," Professor Chaos gulped in horror.
As his minions were dealt with below, several Coonies swung up onto the balcony to meet Professor Chaos. "There's the leader!" The Coon informed his minions. "Use whatever force necessary to detain him!"
The Coonies brandished shurikens as they approached Professor Chaos. "Whoa, hey, I'm surrendering!" He shouted, raising his hands in surrender.
"He's brandishing a weapon!" One of the Coonies shouted. "Get him!"
Professor Chaos yelled out as he was tackled to the ground. The Coonies clawed and punched, tearing up his costume. In a panic, Professor Chaos returned a few punches, managing to get the Coonies off of him. Badly beaten, he hobbled off, clutching his bleeding nose. The Coonies attempted to givve chase, but Professor Chaos had vanished deeper into the shop, the Coonies losing track of him.
"Oh man, he got away!" One of the Coonies complained.
"It doesn't matter," The Coon reassured them. "We have captured his army of evil. Professor Chaos will soon fade away without his minions to enforce his villainy."
Swinging down off the balcony, the Coon approached the beaten Chaos Kids. "Yes, today has been a fine victory for justice," He stated as he passed through the mass of bruised, bleeding kids. "Good prevailed, evil was beaten, and the day was saved."
"I need to go to a hospital," One of the Chaos Kids moaned, clutching his bleeding leg.
"Shut up," The Coon snapped. "Well, my friends, time to detain these miscreants at the Hall of Justice. I'm sure the police sergeant will be more than pleased to learn a criminal empire has been toppled today."
"Hooray!" The other Coonies cheered.
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