Chapter 7 of all embarrassing things, Yoshi is obsessed
(This chapter is going to be a little gross. Not in the sexual way, just a fair warning. I wrote this chapter to show Yoshi's love for Birdo no matter how embarrassing she may be, he won't leave her. I'd tell what the embarrassing thing Birdo does is, but I don't want to spoil it. If you do not want to read it please skip this chapter.)
(Birdo was about halfway full. when her belly rumbled again and she grabbed it.)
Birdo: "No no! Why today?"
Yoshi: "Is Birdo still embarrassed over A SOUND!? Come on! Me think it fine! Please just try to have fun Birdo and stop worrying about embarrassment!"
Birdo: "Uh... OK Yoshi." (Thinking: "Yoshi think it still a normal growl. Why today? Of all days tummy could've done this it had to do it today! No please! Yoshi may not think tummy growling embarrassing but this will totally ruin all chances of him being my boyfriend! Maybe me can use bathroom and... No... sound still get out. Me not have to tinkle or number 2... Of all days to have to fart." Birdo imagined Yoshi saying how gross she was. Birdo imagined him yelling at her to get out. She was already blushing)
Yoshi: "Birdo, you still blushing, me can't believe Birdo still blushing over a sound by tummy. Just finish eating and it not do that! Me could see if Birdo farted or something, that be embarrassing, but not a sound!"
Birdo: "OK!" (Thinking "Why'd he have to say that? Hopefully it not get any worse. What time is it?" *looks at the clock* "OK 8:15. Me leave at 9. Only 85 minutes... wait... that not how math done... lets see. 60 minus 15..." Birdo forgets she is thinking and yells out)
Birdo: "FORTY FIVE!"
Yoshi: "WHAT!?"
Birdo: "OH! Nevermind!"
(Yoshi's mind is going nuts over this girl. "That blushing is pretty cute, but me not want her so embarrassed! Those swords, she asked me to chow down on 5 watermelons! OOOH! Me want her! Maybe we can even tickle wrestle! Maybe we can go to parks in future! Swing on double swings, have a kid, teach kid all things! What name? No! Me going to far! Does Birdo even like me? Should me tell her she so cute? What if Birdo say no? Me getting bigger and bigger desire by the minute! Just this morning me not want anything like that! Now me already thinking of kids? Should me tell her? Is it too early? I CAN'T STAND IT! I NO KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Yoshi swallowed a few more watermelons and he was too obsessed to keep eating. Birdo grabbed 3 peaches and one watermelon and started eating them. Birdo's stomach started hurting. Birdo thought: "PLEASE just get to NINE! Me not wanna fart here! Not in front of Yoshi!" A storm was starting outside. Fierce wind. Birdo crossed her legs and tucked her tail under. Yoshi noticed.)
Yoshi: "Is Birdo OK?"
Birdo: "WHY!? Oh! I mean why?"
Yoshi: "Why Birdo sitting on tail? Why have legs crossed?"
Birdo: "Uhm... Me just like to-"
(The wind is so strong it knocks a tree down. Birdo jumps a little.)
Birdo: "AAAAH! What that!?"
Jewel: "Oh come on! I really liked that tree!"
Happy: "We'll go outside and get it. Hope we don't get too wet."
(Jewel and Happy exit. Birdo thought: "Me almost just farted then! OOOOH! Come on! It 8:25! come on nine! Me happy they left but wish Yoshi did too! OOOOOH! COME ON!" Birdo finishes the last peach and is done. Her belly really hurts by now.)
Yoshi: "Birdo not need to worry about the tree. Even if it fall right on house it be stopped. House made of bricks."
Birdo: "mmhmm."
Yoshi: "Hey! Is Birdo done eating!?"
Birdo: "Uh... yeah..."
Yoshi: "Wanna play fight a little more?"
Birdo: "Uh... no..." (Thinking "I'll for sure fart then.") "Me just uh... too tired. Maybe tomorrow?"
Yoshi: "OK. Maybe we could play the Yoshi's crafted world!"
Birdo (Thinking: "That won't make me fart. OOOH IT HURTS!") "OK!"
(Yoshi runs into the living room. Birdo walks. Yoshi sits down first.)
Yoshi: "Can Birdo sit next to Yosh-!" (Thinking: "Me shouldn't have said that! Me not want Birdo to know me like her!")
Birdo: (Too focused on holding the gas in not noticing how odd the question was) "Yeah! That be great!"
(Yoshi thinking: "Phew! That close! Me gotta be more caref-" When Birdo sits down her hand brushes up against Yoshi's tummy which tickled him)
Yoshi: "GYEAH!"
Birdo: "OH NO! Did me scratch Yoshi!? Grr! So much for the no embarrassing stuff! Where cream? Oh it still here!"
(Birdo grabs the cream.)
Yoshi: "NO! Birdo no scratch Yosh-"
Birdo: (Birdo puts her hands on his belly looking for the scratch) "Where is it?"
Yoshi: "N-ahno! Bi-ahdo NAUT SCAHAHA STAHAHAP IT!"
(Birdo puts the cream down. She gets a cunning smile on her face forgetting she has to fart.)
Birdo: "Is Yoshi... ticklish? Was all me did tickling and not scratch?"
Yoshi: "W-well..."
(Birdo could not resist! She immediately grabbed Yoshi's belly and tickled him.)
Birdo: "Goochie goochie goo!"
Yoshi: "AAAAHAHAHA! OH AH AAAAH! ALRIGHT! LAHAHTS SEE IF BAHRDO T-TICKLISH!" (Yoshi was thinking "YES YES! Birdo like to be tickled after all! Me can't stay here! Me gotta get her! OOOOH! ME WANNA KISS HER SO BAD!")
Birdo: "WHAT!?" (Thinking: "Its over! I blew it! I gonna fart!") "NO NO! ME SORRY-"
Yoshi: "kitty kitty kitty!"
Birdo: "AHAHA NO NOOO!" (That did it) *PFPFPFPT!* (Out came the loudest fart Yoshi's ever heard. Yoshi took his hands off her belly. Yoshi thought: "Did Birdo just really actually fart? Me not know girls could fart that loud..." Birdo kind-of just sat there waiting for Yoshi to yell at her. Yoshi didn't know what to say. But the smell soon reached his nose and he twitched his eyes, still not speaking. Birdo noticed his eyes and smelled it too. She looked down, blushing harder then ever and finally spoke)
Birdo: "I so... sorry... Me shouldn't have tickled Yoshi. Me try so hard to..." (a tear forms at her eyes.)
Yoshi: "Birdo... just farted..."
Birdo: "*sigh* yeah..." (Thinking: "When he gonna yell at me? Just get it over with!" Yoshi was too surprised to say much. Yoshi was thinking: "What me tell her? What me say?"... silence for 5 seconds thinking: "Those red cheeks of blushing are still cute... Birdo farted... it still smell... it smell pretty bad... SHE JUST SO CUTE THOUGH!... come on! What I say?")
(Total awkward silence for about 30 seconds.)
Yoshi: "um... uh... Does Birdo have to fart any more?" (Thinking: "Great! That make her feel worse! She probably not gonna like me now.")
(Birdo stayed silent for about 5 seconds. Thinking: "Should me tell him yes? What if I fart again and he know I lied?")
Birdo: "Me not wanna lie... Yes..."
Yoshi: "How mu-" (Thinking "Why can't me keep mouth shut? What something nice to say?")
Birdo: "... I not wanna say how much... fine! a lot." (Birdo grabbed her belly again and squinted her eyes.)
Yoshi: "Awww... It not really b.." ("no it is really bad smelling") "uh... does Birdo tummy hur-" ("COME ON! I can't say anything right! Me want Birdo feel better!")
Birdo: "Yeah... me try to hold it more now... Me try so hard not to embarrass myself here. Most days me not fart much if at all... But why today?" (Thinking: "Yoshi taking this really well... Is he gonna yell at me?")
Yoshi: "I rather Birdo tummy not hurt... How bad it hurt?"
Birdo: "I just wanna stop. I gonna try harder to hold it now."
Yoshi: "I no want Birdo tummy hurting. How bad?"
Birdo: "Really bad."
(Yoshi thinking: "It worth it for Birdo! It just a smell." Birdo's stomach rumbles again. This time Yoshi knows why.)
Birdo: "Isn't Yoshi gonna get mad?"
Yoshi: "No! It just an accident."
Birdo: "What?" (Thinking: "Yoshi isn't gonna get mad? Why?")
Yoshi: "Everyone farts too. Never seen that bad but everyone still fart" (Thinking: "That meanest thing me ever said! OOOOH!") "But it hurt really bad right?"
Birdo: "*sigh* Yes, my tummy really hurts bad! now please don't ask me anymore..."
(Yoshi thinking "I gotta do something nice. She almost about to cry again! Because of me! She so red she might get sick! Birdo live such a horrible life, me can't be another reason to make her cry! ME WANNA KISS HER! I gotta make her feel better... Alright me gonna say something. I know now what to say. Hope it works...")
Yoshi: "Alright, go ahead and fart the rest out..."
Birdo: "WHAT!?"
Yoshi: "It not worth all the pain. Me rather Birdo tummy feel good and room smell bad then Birdo feel so bad. Mama and daddy outside, they not smell it."
Birdo: "But-... won't Yoshi get mad?"
Yoshi: "Not at all, now just go. The smell is alright! I no care."
Birdo: "But... it so embarrassing!"
Yoshi: "Enough with the embarrassment! Me no care about anything embarrassing! Just go ahead and be embarrassing! What, do Birdo like Yoshi or-" (Thinking: "I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT!")
Birdo: "I no wanna fart!"
Yoshi: (Thinking: "I no know if the reason she holding is Birdo likes me or not, but I not gonna let her sit in pain! Me just gonna tickle her") "That does it! Me gonna tickle you so Birdo not have to be in pain!"
Birdo: "N-NO!" ("Any other time I'd love to be tickled but not now!" Yoshi grabs her belly and tickles her to no stop) "HAHAHA *PFPFPFT* HAHE *PFPFPFT* NO STO- *PFPFPT* -P HAHAHA ME NOT WANNA FART! QUIT! *PFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFT!* HAHAHAHA LET ME GO! YOSHI! YOSHI HAHAHAHA Q-QUIT! AHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAHAHAHHAHA!" (Yoshi finally lets go. By this time the smell is horrible. Birdo is the reddest he's ever seen her. Yoshi thought: "Hope that worth it. It really smells! What me gonna say to Birdo?" Birdo just sat there looking down. "He gonna hate me now... Me never gonna get a boyfriend... I hate myself. WHY OF ALL DAYS DID I HAVE TO FART TODAY!?")
Yoshi: "Does Birdo have to fart anymore?"
Birdo: "... no..."
Yoshi: "Me hope Birdo feel better?"
Birdo: "If Yoshi mean pain yes... but I so embarrassed. Bet Yoshi hate me now..."
Yoshi: "Why Birdo think me gonna get so mad? It's just gas! In fact, why are you so on edge about everything? Why is everything making Birdo embarrassed?"
Birdo: "... I was taught to be like this..."
Yoshi: "T-taught? By who?"
Birdo: "Wart. Me always making mistakes over there! Whenever I knock something down or break something, Wart would beat me with this long chain. One time me have to fart like today, and couldn't hold it. He beat me and me ran over to a wall and sat there and cried while he continue to beat me and me keep farting. I tried so hard to hold it. It smelled so bad."
(Yoshi looked at Birdo's back noticing a lighter pink stripe across it. In the middle one of the orange scales was smaller then the rest)
Yoshi: "Is this where he... whipped you?"
Birdo: "Yeah... When me have to go so bad he whipped me so much it left that scar. He made me clean up the blood."
(Yoshi felt so sad about that. It made Yoshi feel so bad even he cried. He put his arm around Birdo)
Yoshi: "I-I WOUL-D-D NE~EVER HIT BIRD-DO! NO MAT-T-T-TER HOW BAD Y-YOU GOTTA F-FART OR WHATEVER BIRDO DO! NEVER NEVER NEVER!"
Birdo: "Why Yoshi crying?"
Yoshi: "I just f-feel so s-sad someone could be so mean to y-you! And I'd nev-ver hate you! Is there any m-more pain!? If so me g-gonna tickle you again to p-prove I no care about the smell!"
(Birdo thinking: "How could Yoshi say that when it smells so bad? Even me can barely stand it. How can Yoshi?")
Birdo: "There no more pain... Tummy feels fine now." (Still blushing. the whiteness in her cheeks is returning.)
Yoshi: "GOOD! I not care about the farting. Birdo can fart all you gotta around me... even though it smells, me rather deal with that then you be in pain! I hate that Wart!"
Birdo: "*sigh* thanks... I guess. I just wish me wouldn't have had to do that..."
Yoshi: "So what? That doesn't matter! Just like your swyer syndrome! Let's do something else to take our minds off of it! Wanna tickle wrestle?"
Birdo: "Huh?"
Yoshi: "Does Birdo wanna keep tickling?"
Birdo: "Well... me not really have to fart anymore... Does Yoshi?"
Yoshi: "YAY! YEAH! Please can we tickle wrestle?"
Birdo: "ALRIGHT! ME GONNA WIN THOUGH!"
Yoshi: "DOUBT IT! GRRRR!"
(The two tickle each-other until 10:00PM. Birdo forgot about when she wanted to leave and was having too much fun to pay attention to the time. She soon forgot about her farting session and just had fun with Yoshi. Yoshi also forgot about it and was too busy trying to stop her from tickling him and trying to tickle her.)