("One Nation Under A Groove", or, "The Dictator of Dance!")
"WELL, THE LAST TIME AS YOU CAN PERHAPS RECALL, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WON THE CONTEST FAIR AND SQUARE, BUT THOSE CHEATING NOGOODNIKS BORIS AND NATASHA CHEATED! I've gotta say, YOU BOTH REALLY SUCK!"
"Sank ju, friendo!" Boris told the Narrator.
"Well, as the "winners" of this whole contest..." The DJ replied, holding up the Disco Duck. "I grant thee, the Disco Duck."
"ET LEST!!" Boris took the trophy. "Now ve gonna RULE de VORLD!"
"IN BORIS' FAT LITTLE HANDS, HE HELD THE TROPHY. THEN, HE MOVED HIS HANDS ALONG TO THE DUCK ITSELF AS ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, AND NATASHA NOTICED. ONCE HE TOUCHED THE DUCK-SHAPED GEMSTONE, HE FELT THE POWER RADIATING TO HIS VERY CORE..."
"OH YEAH BABYYYYYY!!" Boris exclaimed when he held the Disco Duck within his grasp. "I FEELINK de POWUH!!"
"BUT STRANGELY ENOUGH, NOTHING HAPPENED WHEN HE HELD IT."
"Oh, yeeeahhh, sorry dude..." the DJ took the duck. "It only works on like, good guys? And we've just discovered through this moose and squirrel, not to mention our security system that you're not exactly good..." The DJ pressed a button, revealing Boris and Natasha writing their names in on the security camera. "So, like, we're gonna give this to that moose and squirrel instead—"
"VAT?!" Boris and Natasha responded.
("*Not Just Knee Deep" by Funkadelic plays*)
"Whooooo-hoooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ooo-ohh-ohh-ohhhhhhhhh, huh!
Whooooo-hoooo-oooooo-ooooooo-ooo-ohhhhhh-heyyyyhoooahhooh
Something about the music, she always makes me dance"
Once Rocky and Bullwinkle touched the Disco Duck, they instantly gained the powers of sheer, unadulterated Funk, and proceeded to light up the entire skating rink with their coolness.
"Vowwww.." Boris replied, in total awe before Natasha slapped him upside the head.
"Something about the music, she always makes me dance
She turns me on and on, and all about
She was a freak, never missin' a beat, yeah."
Rocky and Bullwinkle then snapped their fingers, creating a neon beam of light that sent Boris and Natasha flying all the way back to Pottsylvania.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH VE SHOULD'VE KEELED ZEM VHILE VE HAD DE CHAAAAAAAAANCE!!" Boris screeched.
"She was a freak, boy was it neat, yeah.
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep,
When she did the freak with me.
She did the freak, never missin' a beat, yeah."
Once Boris and Natasha were gone, the crowds then joined Rocky and Bullwinkle in perhaps the grooviest roller skating party ever! Even though Rocky and Bullwinkle had won the contest, they agreed to donate the Disco Duck gemstone to a disco museum, lest its super fly power were to fall into the wrong hands.
"She did the freak, boy was it neat, yeah.
She's a freak
The girl is a freak, the girl never misses a beat, yeah yeah
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me."
"WELL, IT APPEARS WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR RIGHT NOW, SO UNTIL THEN, KEEP ON TRUCKIN' GROOVY DUDES FOR THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"
End.
Music Credits:
⁃ Good Times
(Chic)
⁃ Ra-Ra-Rasputin
(Boney M)
⁃Not Just Knee Deep
(Funkadelic)
⁃ Let's Groove
(Earth, Wind, and Fire)
⁃ Give Up The Funk
(Parliament/George Clinton)
⁃Stayin' Alive
(Originally by The Bee Gees, performed briefly by Boris)