Chapter four... or five? I don't know. Lad Boxman and Laserblast go turbo or whatever.

Author's note: uh idk

Laserblast blew up discord, instagram, twitter, YouTube, everything. Lad Boxman was infuriated at him.

"YOU STUPID DRUNK BITCH, WHY DID YOU BLOW UP ALL THESE THINGS?!"

"Lol oops."

"DON'T YOU FUCKING lol oops ME, THOSE ARE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS WITH MANY JOBS ON THE LINE."

"O lol k."

"GOD DAMN IT. ALSO TODAY IS THE DAY."

"Wut?"

"TODAY IS THE DAY YOU GO THE FUCK BACK TO AMERICA, YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN DRUNK SHIT! YOUR SIX MONTHS ARE UP!"

"O thank god."

"YOU BITCH!" Lad Boxman kicked him out the apartment and then kicked him directly into America to which he was kicked back in.

"NO ENTRY ALLOWED UNLESS TESTED FOR COVID FIRST!"

"GOD DAMN IT!" Shouted Lad Boxman as he kicked Laser into a nearby Shopper's Drugmart shattering the windows and splattering blood and glass everywhere. "CHECK IF THIS THING HAS COVID!" He shouted at an employee.

"Sir, this is a Wendy's." Said the employee.

"GOD DAMN IT!" He kicked Laser out the store and into the proper store shattering and splattering everything imaginable. "INSPECT THIS FUCKER!" Shouted Lad Boxman slamming him onto the desk of a nurse. "I NEED A FORM STATING IF HE HAS COVID OR NOT!"

"Jesus Christ!" Shouted the nurse pointing at Laser's body covered in bruises and full of blood with glass shards lodged all over him. "Is he dead?!"

"NO THIS IS JUST HIS TYPICAL MONDAYS."

Garfield made a cameo appearance. "Mondays, am I right, guys?" Canned laughter played.

Lad Boxman slapped him to which Mr. Clean appeared and slapped him back. "BITCH. DON'T TOUCH MY CAT."

The two got into a brawl.

Five hours later Lad Boxman returned back to Laser. "OKAY DOES IT HAVE THE COVID OR NOT?"

"Sir, are you abusing your wife?"

"THAT IS A MAN!"

"I'm going to have to call the cops on you. Your spouse hasn't been responsive for the past five hours, but we're not calling the ambulance. He has no insurance."

"WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU!" He grabbed Laser and took him into a nearby dumpster. "IS THERE ANY SHADY FUCK HERE AVAILABLE THAT CAN GIVE THIS SHIT A COVID TEST, GOD DAMN IT?"

Suddenly Laserblast disappeared and Shadowy Figure appeared. "Hey lol I could. I do shady stuff since I'm like a shadow and shit."

"GOOD. OKAY." He turned to where he last left Laser and then gasped. "GOD DAMN IT, MY BITCH GOT AWAY!"

"Oh well that's a shame. Looks like… OH A COIN!" He quickly jumped in the direction of the coin, easily enticed by shininess. "Ha ha, I'm ten cents richer now."

Lad Boxman remembered how Laser was Shadowy and slapped him. "BITCH. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME. LASER OR SHADOW, YOU ARE STILL MINE, GOD DAMN IT."

"Oh, fuck." Shadowy switched back to Laser. "Lol hi."

"DON'T YOU lol hi ME! WE NEED TO GET YOU THAT TEST."

"K."