"Yuck! This is not my coffee! It is too bitter!" Marinette said as she had taken a sip from a coffee cup.
"I think your coffee got mixed up with Kagami's. She always drinks her coffee black." Adrien pointed out.
"Wait, Mari's coffee? Her Standard order?" Alya asked, looking shocked.
"Yeah?" Adrien asked.
"The one she brews with energy drink instead of water, added five cubes of sugar, cream, whipped cream, caramel and chocolate sprinkles?" Nino asked, looking as shocked as Alya.
"Yes?" Marinette asked.
"Your nymphomaniac sword bisexual girlfriend has your sugar bomb of a coffee!" Alya pointed out, as if saying how bad things are.
Due to the lack of their usual coffee recipes it took a while for Adrien and Marinette to get the message. Then they made a 'Oh Crap!' face as they turned towards their mutual girlfriend.
Kagami now had a grin that was way too wide and happy looking for her. Her eyes had expanded to cover all the white in her eyes and she was vibrating as if her favorite toy was stuck in her hoo-ha on the highest setting. "I see stars…"
"Gami?" Marinette asked fearfully.
Kagami's head slowly turned around in a creepy manner, eyeing Adrien and Marinette. "I WANT TO MAKE WHOOPIE WITH YOU!" she shouted happily, like a child on a sugar rush saying she wants to play.
Adrien and Marinette gulped. They could barely keep up with Kagami normally. As she was now… "Alya…Nino…Help us!" Adrien begged.
"Dude, I want to stand up to your dad, I want to stand up to an Akuma, but a horny Kagami super charged with Marinette's coffee, that's a no go. I am brave, not suicidal." Nino said.
"Same!" Alya added.
"Traitors!" Adrien and Marinette said as they ran for it with Kagami running behind them, giggling like a schoolgirl (she was but she wasn't acting as composed and stoic as she usually does).
"You think they'll be fine?" Alya asked.
"Mari! Don't let her access any of your holes!" Adrien warned.
"How many holes do I have? I need to be prepared for the worst!" Marinette answered.
"Swiggity swooty! I want your booty!" the hyper Kagami said. Screaming of the two lovebirds followed.
"I think they will be. Care to go to the Dupain Cheng bakery for some salted Caramels." Nino suggested.
"I'd love to." Alya said as they walked off.
"We'll get back at you for this!" Adrien shouted at Nino and Alya.
"Yeah! You better watch it!" Marinette added.
The two would be ignored by their best friends. After a week of missing school due to 'extreme exhaustion', Marinette and Adrien had slipped some of Mari's coffee to their younger siblings when Nino and Alya had to babysit them. But that's for another time.
"So Gami…while you are a delightful demon under the sheets, last time was a bit too much…" Adrien noted.
"So we want to get back at you. I gave Adrien my coffee…and while my special coffee works like normal coffee on me, I enhanced my usual batch with a potion I learned to brew from Master Fu." Marinette added.
"So we turn the tables!" Both of them said as they downed the coffee. The let out a satisfied 'Ah!' when they drank it up to the bottom. The both of them started vibrating, smiling wildly and their pupils expanded.
Kagami didn't look fearful. Instead she smiled happily, closed her eyes and spread out her arms. "Come and get me!" she said.
The caffeine'd up Adrien and Marinette stopped in their track. It seems Kagami wasn't afraid of them like this. Oh wait, they had forgotten in the moment whom they were going up against. However, the two looked at each other, shrugged and pounced on Kagami. Unlike Adrien and Marinette, it only took Kagami a few days to recover, and she would always have some of Mari's special coffee on hand for when she wanted fun time to be extra fun time.
