Demon Hunter: Fun? We can't fight the monsters with fun.

Luz: You should try it sometime.

Hooty: I need you to slap me in the face. Don't ask why.

Lilith: Slap you?

Hooty: Yes, slap me in the face! Didn't you hear me?

Lilith: I always hear "slap me in the face" when you're speaking but it's usually subtext.

Luz: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener?"

King: Should I not have?

Eda: Excuse me, I have a future murder victim to visit.

Edric: You're giving me a sticker.

Luz: Not just a sticker. It's a sticker of a kitty saying, "Me-Wow."

Edric: I'm not a preschooler.

Luz: Sorry, I'll take it back.

Edric: I earned this. Back off!

Wendigo: Tell me, any other witch gonna come lookin' for you?

King: Eat me. Oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait - you actually might.

Luz: Eda, you have to get up.

Eda: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.

King: Those intruders were scary, so I did what was necessary.

Eda: You just hid behind couch. How was that necessary?

King:It was necessary for my safety.

Lilith: You can't just kill anyone you don't trust.

Eda: Yes, I can.

Lilith: It's a murder.

Eda: It doesn't count if they don't find the body.

Eda: *walks in, obviously dirty and disheveled*

Hooty: So…how are you?

Eda: Take a wild guess.

Luz: You just sneezed and your head flew ten feet in the air!

Eda: Really? It felt higher than that.

Luz: Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now.

Willow: What do you mean?

Lus: You know, a guard, a booby trap… ~torchlight promptly goes out~ …or an ambush.

Amity: Why are you so happy? We're about to be in the biggest battle of our lives, and you're smiling?

Luz: Oh, don't worry. I'm an emotional wreck on the inside.

Lilith: I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn!

Hooty: It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule.

Luz: Maybe I shouldn't let you watch the Spider-man.

Emira: You're cooking?

Edric: Yup!

Amity: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

Luz, in a moment of crisis: Am I a dramatic?

King: Yes.

Luz: Couldn't you at least hesitate?

King: Why bother when there is ample evidence?

Gus: That's your plan? Just fly there, land, hope they don't spot us, and walk in the door?

Luz: Basically.

Gus: Brilliant! Let's get going.

Lilith: Will you at least try to stay out of trouble?

Eda: No.

Luz: King! You're a genius!

Amity: Wait. How is he a genius? His plan didn't even work!

Luz: Come on, Amity. Let him dream.

Gus: You're right, this plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.

Amity: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last half hour?

Eda: Why is the house on fire?

Luz: In my defense, that spider was very big.

Teen Eda: I can explain!

Principal Bump: Oh, can you?

Teen Eda: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a good lie.

Luz: Please? For me?

Amity: Don't do that.

Luz: What?

Amity: You think every time you say 'Please? For me?' I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Luz:

Luz: Please? For me?

Amity: Fine, I'll do it.

Eda: Can someone help me get King off the roof?

Luz: I'll get him.

~10 minutes later~

Eda: Can someone help me get King and Luz off the roof?

~before they become parents~

Alador: How do you feel about children?

Odalia: They're fine. If I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at it.

Alador: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Odalia: I just said I wouldn't.

King: You trust me, right?

Luz: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Luz: *bringing a peryton into the house*

Eda: Whatcha got there?

Luz: Smoothie.

King: I think she meant the winged deer.