A/N: Hope you all enjoy, I do. Sorry for the delay I am. Apparently, incorrectly written Yoda speech, one of my pet peeves is.

Prime examples of Jedi, Kenobi and Stormcalmer were. In the public's opinion, at least. While still acknowledge them as pillars of the Jedi code within the organization, many did; knew of their less Jedi-like tendencies, those closest to them did. [Honestly, unware that their friends had seen them fight, were the two? Only so many times that the two could smirk while devastatingly defeating their opponent, there were. Fully aware that the team thoroughly enjoyed the chaos they created, those close to them were.]
One of those Jedi, Yoda was. Perhaps given his frequent discussions with both, one of the most aware of the two's faults even. [Always seemed to have more problems than the rest of the Temple, they did. Excepting Skywalker, perhaps. But rarely came to talk despite Kenobi's suggestions, he did.]
That Yoda had known about the changes in Kenobi and Stormcalmer since the day the two met, this familiarity also meant. Rung with light sweeping away the darkness, the Force had.
Of course, known exactly what had happened in the beginning, he had not. But ignore the years of experience that their presence displayed once the two had met with him to announce Stormcalmer as Kenobi's apprentice, Yoda could not. [Unexpectedly, Kenobi, whose presence was far more changed, it was. Lighter than before, he felt. Better balanced than before, as well.]
Given them time to come to him and explain, he had; after all, the two to be honest to a fault, he believed, and that they no longer sought his advice, he had not known. However, soon began to realize that whatever had happened to them, he did. Rely on the past to predict their actions, he could no longer. Eventually, resorted to calling the two into the Council chambers after the rest of the Council members had left, he had. [Stuck around for longer than Yoda expected, keeping Kenobi due to his concerns for the other's well-being, Windu had. Always one of Yoda's favorite pastimes, Watching Windu deny being attached to Kenobi was. Terrorizing younglings who expected Yoda to the intense sage he was portrayed as, another was.]
"Master Yoda, you asked for us?" Kenobi had already returned from retrieving Stormcalmer, it seemed . [Been in the archives with young Lykbewi again, the padawan must have. Something before the change, the Tatooinian rarely did.] Looking him over with near-identical looks of apprehension, the apprentice and master were. Motioned for them to sit on the two pillows he had set up next to his council seat, Yoda did.
Apparently, trusted him as they quickly sat down, they still did. Though continued to stay silent, they did.
Leaned forward, considering his lineage, Yoda did. "Tell me what has happened to you, you two must " them, he told.
Froze, the two did. From his seat flittingly as Yoda hummed quietly, Stormcalmer glanced up.
Master Yoda, I —" His hand, Yoda raised, hushing Kenobi.
"Since met, changed, you have two. Around the same time, the change in the Force. Wish to know what has happened, I do."
"The Force brought our conciousnesses from an alternate future." Still the earnest one of the two, it seemed Stormcalmer was. And seemed he had not consulted Kenobi, it did, as wide with disbelief, the Jedi Master's eyes were. Whether it was more surprising that the Force did not ring false or that expect it to, Yoda did not, Yoda knew not.
Young Kenobi did not expect him to be so accepting, it appeared, given how tensely sitting, he was. Underestimate Yoda's perceptiveness and his love of mischief, Kenobi always did.
"Need to send you back, why did the Force?"

So, only a few short years before Palpatine took full advantage of the trust and power both the Jedi Council and the Senate had placed in him, they had.
While always had his reservations about the Alderaanian senator, Yoda had. Thought of the man as a threat as severe as he actually was, he could not have. Perhaps truly affecting him more than he thought, his age was. [Help, the fact that Yoda's own decisions after the revelation potentially worsened the course of the Galaxy, did not.]
"Master Yoda?" Stormcalmer [or prefer Skywalker, did he? Ask, he would have to] inquired
"Fantastical, your story is. But sense it is the truth, I do."
A broad smile, Stormcalmer gave him, with Kenobi offering his own content smirk as settled back on their pillows, the two did. Tell that the two were good for each other, he could; Despite his usual insistence against attachments, that some individuals worked well together even he knew, and regardless the negatives, worked in their favor, their attachment did. One of the reasons he pushed for Kenobi to be Qui-Gon's apprentice, it was; feel that the two would better themselves through each other, he could. [Though even predict the tragedy their partnership ended in, he could not. Likely he would not have forced Qui-Gon to take on Kenobi, had he.]
Had to admit, Yoda did, that quite crafty in their schemes to better the Galatic Republic, the two had been. Their dedication to reveal corrupt senators through already available resources, especially. [Ceased to impress Yoda, Master Nu's archives never did; a boon to those tracking the changes in Senate archives, their separation from the Galatic Senate was.] Perhaps would help their efforts, making sure that the pair had access to complete copies of Senate minutes; considering the many descriptions they had given the war efforts nearly ending before manipulations from Palpatine.
Sent the two away, he had; fully satisfied that Yoda would do what he could to help them, they now knew. Let out a chuckle, he couldn't help but; perhaps prepare to step down and let the next wave of Jedi take over the Temple, it was time for him to. Just as before the Jedi had been forced into this war, he had intended to.
From outside the chamber doors, a bang came. Perhaps stick around a while longer, he could.

APRIL FOOLS!
Here's the story in normal speech.

Kenobi and Stormcalmer were prime examples of Jedi, at least in the public's opinion. While many still acknowledged them as pillars of the Jedi code within the organization, many of those closest to them knew their less Jedi-like tendencies. [Honestly, there were only so many times that the two could smirk while devastatingly defeating their opponent before those close to them became fully aware that the team thoroughly enjoyed the chaos they created.]
Yoda was one of those Jedi, perhaps even one of the most aware of the two's faults given his frequent discussions with both. [They always seemed to have more problems than the rest of the Temple. Perhaps excepting Skywalker, but he rarely came to talk despite Kenobi's suggestions.]
This familiarity also meant that Yoda had known about the changes in Kenobi and Stormcalmer since the day the two met. The Force had rung with light sweeping away the darkness.
Of course, he had not known exactly what had happened in the beginning. But Yoda could not ignore the years of experience that their presence displayed once the two had met with him to announce Stormcalmer as Kenobi's apprentice. [Unexpectedly, it was Kenobi whose presence was far more changed. He felt lighter than before, as well as better balanced than before.]
He had given them time to time to come to him and explain; after all, he still knew the two to be honest to a fault and had not known that they no longer sought his advice. However, he soon began to realize that whatever had happened to them, he could no longer rely on the past to predict their actions. Eventually, he resorted to calling the two into the Council chambers after the rest of the Council members had left. [Windu had stuck around for longer than Yoda expected, keeping Kenobi due to his concerns for the other's well-being. Watching Windu deny being attached to Kenobi was always one of Yoda's favorite pastimes. Along with terrorizing younglings who still expected Yoda to be the intense sage he was portrayed as.]
"Master Yoda, you asked for us?" It seemed that Kenobi had already returned from retrieving Stormcalmer. [The padawan must have been in the archives with young Lykbewi again, something the Tatooinian rarely did before the change.] The apprentice and master were looking him over with near-identical looks of apprehension. Yoda motioned for them to sit on the two pillows he had set up next to his council seat.
Apparently, they still trusted him as they quickly sat down, though they continued to stay silent.
Yoda leaned forward, considering his lineage. "You two must tell me what has happened to you," he told them.
The two froze, Stormcalmer glancing up from his seat flittingly as Yoda hummed quietly.
"Master Yoda, I —" Yoda raised his hand, hushing Kenobi.
"Since you two met, you have changed, around the same time the change in the Force. I wish to know what has happened."
"The Force brought our conciousnesses from an alternate future." Stormcalmer was still the earnest one of the two, it seemed. And it seemed that he had not consulted Kenobi, as the Jedi Master's eyes were wide with disbelief. Yoda did not know whether it was more surprising that the Force did not ring false or that Yoda did not expect it to.
It appears that Young Kenobi did not expect him to be so accepting given how tensely he was sitting. Kenobi always did underestimate Yoda's perceptiveness and his love of mischief.
"Why did the Force need to send you back, Younglings?"

So, they only had a few short years before Palpatine took full advantage of the trust and power both the Jedi Council and the Senate had placed in him.
While Yoda had always had his reservations about the Alderaanian senator, he could not have thought of the man as a threat as severe as he actually was. Perhaps his age truly was affecting him more than he thought. [ The fact that Yoda's own decisions after the revelation potentially worsened the course of the Galaxy did not help.]
"Master Yoda?" Stormcalmer [or did he prefer Skywalker? He would have to ask.] inquired.
"Fantastical, your story is. But sense it is the truth, I do."
Stormcalmer gave him a broad smile, with Kenobi offering his own content smirk as the two settled back on their pillows. He could tell that the two were good for each other; despite his usual insistence against attachments, even he knew that some individuals worked well together, and despite the negatives, their attachment worked in their favor. It was one of the reasons he pushed for Kenobi to be Qui-Gon's apprentice; he could feel that the two would better themselves through each other. [Though even he could not predict the tragedy their partnership ended in. Had he, he likely would not have forced Qui-Gon to take on Kenobi.]
Yoda had to admit that the two had been quite crafty in their schemes to better the Galatic Republic, especially their dedication to reveal corrupt senators through already available resources. [Master Nu's archives never ceased to impress Yoda; their separation from the Galatic Senate was a boon to those tracking the changes in Senate archives.] Perhaps making sure that the pair had access to complete copies of Senate minutes would help their efforts, considering the many descriptions they had given the war efforts nearly ending before manipulations from Palpatine.
He had sent the two away, fully satisfied that they now knew that Yoda would do what he could to help them. He couldn't help but let out a chuckle; perhaps it was time for him to prepare to step down and let the next wave of Jedi take over the Temple, as he had intended to before the Jedi had been forced into this war. After all, those two seemed to have things figured out.
A bang came from outside the chamber doors. Perhaps he could stick around a while longer.

A/N: Hope y'all enjoyed my little prank!

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit, I've been in a bit of a Star Wars funk and generally having trouble writing.
I also apologize for any spelling problems or other errors, this was written fairly quickly.