At the 'Super awesome and flawless' house
Nat: Move it, people!
Steve:*wakes up suddenly and hears voices coming from downstairs* What's going on again?
Steve and Bucky come downstairs at the same time and both see multiple people installing things around in the house
Steve: uh, what's going on?
Natasha and Sam turn around to look at them
Sam: Oh, they're just making sure the house is safe.
Bucky: Why wouldn't it be?
Nat: Well, Sam and I will be gone a few days and we didn't want to leave you guys without any protection.
Sam: Yeah, in fact, Nat and I think that all senior citizens should get LifeAlert.
Steve: Are you kidding me? You got us LifeAlert?
Nat: *smiles* better be safe than sorry, right? That's what you always say.
Bucky: You're the worst people ever.
Sam: We're the best people ever, we just want to make sure you won't get attacked or anything.
Bucky: Is it me or is Nat more protective of Steve since she told him she loved him?
Nat: I did NOT tell that!
Sam: Whatev'.
Steve: *looks at Nat* How do we even put up with you?
Nat: You guys are crazy about me that's why. You love me. *shrugs and goes outside*
Steve: Damn right we do.
Bucky and Sam: *giving each other a look*We do?
Steve: Fine, I do.
Bucky: You may kiss the bride.
Sam: Oh, bri-ide!
Steve: You are the worst, Bucky. *leaves*
Bucky: How did this turn out on me?
Sam: *rolling his eyes* lovers.