"Ok. Ok. I'm coming!" I said quickly. I really didn't need anyone looking through my bathroom. I had a bunch of… 'femine products that I enjoy using on myself and I really didn't want people looking through.

I looked through her closet and picked out what I thought Ziva would want to wear.

Cargo pants, black tee, red tee, blue tee, leggings, coat, I was about to grab her some underwear when something caught my eye.

"*Gasp* Nooooo. Noo wayyyy!" I exclaimed. There lay a silk, crimson red set of lingerie. It was beautiful and sexy. There was lace on the top and a fancy pattern stitched along the v-neck. The bottom was lace and see through. I couldn't believe my luck. I held it in front of myself to see how much smaller it was compared to me. The top was half as small as my torso.

I remembered that Ziva was still home half naked and freezing and I was busy wondering if I could fit in her underwear. I quickly pushed a bunch of piles of clothes into the bag and squished some hair accessories in. I ran out the door and locked it. I broke two traffic laws on the way to the bakery but I made it in record time. I bought myself a breakfast burrito and Ziva a muffin. I didn't think she was overly hungry. But I knew I was starving so I bought the biggest and most expensive one on the menu. I broke two more laws on the way home and almost ran over Marla, the old, grouchy bloodhound that lives across the hall who complains every time I bring a date home.

I flew up the stairs and pounded on my door.

"Ziva! I'm home!" I announced. I heard the door lock click and saw the knob twist. She answered. Looking exactly the same way I left her. Except, she didn't look as tired.

I pushed her in the house and slammed the door behind me.

"Ziva. What are you doing! You're answering the door half naked!" I scolded.

"What? You have nothing for me to wear." She argued.

"Well I do now." I held up the bag of clothes. It looked like it was about to explode.

Ziva looked through what I had packed.

"Aren't you cold?" I asked. She looked up.

"Yes. Very. You took too long. SNOOPING around my bathroom." She motioned quotation marks with her fingers as she said snooping. "

"You could have borrowed one of my clothes you know?" I offered.

"I refuse to wear one of your old, oversized, sweaty… shirts." She said while looking through the bag.

She picked up that sexy piece of clothing and held the straps with two fingers each. She raised an eyebrow at me.

"Uh. I thought you might need that." I said very unconvincingly.

"Right." She put down the bag of clothes and snatched the burrito from my hands and began to unravel the packaging.

"Uh. Nope that's mine." I snatched the burrito from her hands. She stood there in shock.

"What am I supposed to eat then?" She asked as she'd been betrayed.

"I got you a muffin." I showed her the rest of the contents of the bag and handed it to her as I began feasting on my burrito.

She dropped her muffin and snatched my hands. She took a ginormous bite out of my breakfast. I stood there wide eyed and open mouthed.

"You should have bought me one." She tried to take another bite but I snatched it back. She looked surprised so I tried to be nice and I bitterly smashed the burrito into her bare chest. Noting she still hadn't changed. I was hungry but at least I still had a muffin to fill my appetite.She smiled at me happily chewing her burrito.

"You gonna change?" I asked.

"Yes." She answered

"Me too." I thought she might want to use the bathroom so I took the liberty of getting ready in the bedroom.

She walked into the bedroom chewing and holding her bag of clothes.

"The bathrooms over there." I pointed towards the ensuite.

She walked in without saying anything.

To my surprise I finished before she did. She didn't seem like the kind of woman who likes to spend hours in the bathroom. When I walked out the bedroom, I saw half of what was supposed to be my burrito. I walked slowly up to it and found a note on the table that read. 'If you don't mind my germs. :)' I was hungry enough to want the rest of what Ziva didn't finish so I took it.

Finally, 15 minutes after I finished my burrito, Ziva emerged from the bedroom with her hands behind her back. She wore sexy cargo pants and a long, black t-shirt. She tied her curly hair back in a tight tail thing…. No. A horse tail… or whatever those are called. She had purplish brown lipstick, mascara, blush, the whole shabang, She looked incredible.

"Woah." I exclaimed quietly and unconsciously.

She smiled sweetly at me. She caught the look on my face.

"Something wrong?" She asked innocently.

Uh. No." I was still in shock by what I had just seen.

"Oh. So why are you staring?"

"I wasn't!" I answered defensively.

"Hmph." She scoffed unbelievingly.

"I wasn't staring." I tried to confirm.

She rolled her eyes. I decided to change the subject.

"So. Would you… by any chance… Like to put on that… Set of… Lingerie?" I hoped I didn't sound like I was begging.

"Oh. This?" She took her hands from behind her back holding the set.

"Yeah."

"You might. Maybe Tonight."