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Yes, poor Naruto does have some insane woman after him.

Chapter 7

Choji ignored the others as he took a boat from one of the fishermen. "I don't give a damn. I am going to save my sister." He growls out as his always joyful black eyes are as cold as ice as he glares at Sakura and Hinata.

"Ju-just be careful out there Choji." Said Hinata as she looks away from the large man.

"I will Hinata." Said Choji as he sets off on the motorboat chasing after the ship of Pirates that had kidnapped the girl he has grown to see as his sister.

"Let's hurry back to the village and let Hokage-sama know that Choji has gone after Ino." Said Sakura as she makes a fist, and they take off running for the village.

Black Cat's ship

The sun has set and Choji has finally made it to the ship that has kidnap Ino. But not to far away another small ship makes it's way towards them. But a strange mist slowly begins to roll in across the sea.

"Captain. A thick fog is rolling in across the sea." Called a man from the crow's nest.

Kuro walks out of his cabin looking over the sea that was just clear just minutes ago. "Light the lanterns and get several others on watch." He orders his men that are still loyal to him by just fear.

"Aye. Captain." Calls all the men that are on deck lighting the lanterns.

"Shit." Growls out Choji as he quickly ducks down as he feels the chakra in the mist that has now surrounded the ship. 'Now how am I going to do this now?' He question himself as he hears a scream from across the deck.

"AHH!" Came the screams of the men. Choji pokes his head over the railing to see Lady Tsunade and a here with the strange blonde hair man. He jumped up onto the deck to join the fight.

"Partial Expiation Jutsu Hands!" Choji cries out as his hands grow as large of giant hands and crush the ten remaining pirates onto the ground. His stone cold black eyes move over towards the man standing on the upper deck of his Pirate ship. "WHERE. IS. INO!" He growls out at the man.

Kuro smirks. "She is my prize, and I shall be selling her. There is nothing you can do to stop me." He laughs at the group of people.

Tsunade's honey brown eyes harden. "I don't believe your going to be doing that. If my 17 year old son could stop you from killing an heiress and murdering innocent villagers. I believe my son here wouldn't have any trouble throwing a lame cat into the drink with his neck broken." She tells him as the blonde hair man wearing a dark blue top hat downs.

"You honor me mom. But unlike Luffy and Ace I do not have a Devil Fruit. But I am the strongest in the Revolutionary Army." Said Sabo with a large grin on his face.

Kuro pales at hearing Luffy's name and hearing this woman standing before him is the little bastards mother as well as the blonde male next to her is his brother.

Before Kuro knew what happen Sabo jumps up onto the upper deck. He draws back his right hand calling out. "Dragon's Claw!" As armament Haki. Turning his hand black as his hand is driven into his chest as he draws back the man's still beating heart. Kuro's eyes widen as he sees his black eyes pale and turn a sickly grey color as he falls to the ground lifeless.

The remaining pirates eyes widen with shock and fear. One of the random men spoke up. "She is in the Captain's room. Just go though that door." he said with a shaky voice.

Sabo takes out a handkerchief out of his with his left hand and cleans off his right hand with it. "Well mom we now know where Ino is at." He said with a smile on his face.

Shikamaru rolls her eyes as she runs up the stairs as she doesn't want no one to see the girl if something bad has happen to her as Tsunade follows after her as she reaches the doorway she spins on her heel. "You boys will stay out here and wait." Growls out Tsunade as her honey brown eyes glares at everyone.

Once inside Kuro's room they spot Ino chain to a wall and the blonde glaring at them as they open the door. But her eyes soften. "I'm so glad to see you." Said Ino with a now grin on her face.

"Yeah. Yeah, I know we took our damn sweet time in saving your royal highness." Said Shika with a grin on her face.

"Can it brat's. Let's get these chains off of her and let me check you over." Said Tsunade with a smirk on her lips.

Shika unchains Ino as she helps her friend over to the freshly made bed. Ino looks up at Tsunade. "Don't worry. He didn't rape me. But I am no virgin. But I allowed him to believe I was one so he wouldn't touch me. For he said he would make a killing in sealing me as an untouched slave." She tells the two women in the room with her.

Shika's eyes open wide. "Who….?" She question.

Ino blushes looking away. "It was with Naruto before he ran off to fight his siblings and that bastard." She told them as her hand moves over her belly.

Tsunade studies her. "Your pregnant with is child?" She question.

Ino blushes. "Yes. I will not be giving up the child for nothing as this child is the last thing I have left of Naruto." She said with tears rolling down her cheeks.

"Does anyone else know?" Question Shika looking into her sister's eyes.

Ino rubs her right hand over her cheek. "Yes, Choji. I told him when I found out before we left on this mission." She said looking up as Choji opens the door and enters the room.

"Ino…" Said Choji softly. As he moves over to his sister and best friend.

"I am fine Choji, and I knew you wouldn't listen to Lady Tsunade." Said Ino with a playful smile on her face.

"You got lucky brat." Said Tsunade with a huff.

Shika looks over at Tsunade. "Are you going to tell her who we will be meeting up with?" She question the blonde before.

Ino and Choji share a look and look back at the former Hokage. "What is Shika talking about Lady Tsunade?" she question.

Tsunade letting out a sigh. "We are heading to Alabaster to meet up with my son and his crew." She told them.

"Whose your son?" Question Choji trying to figure out where this is leading to.

"My son is Monkey-Senji D. Luffy. But there is one crew member on his crew that would have Ino wanting to join us on our trip." Said Tsunade with another sigh.

"Who would that be?" Question Ino looking at her with large and pleading eyes.

"Naruto is alive and part of my son's crew." Said Tsunade as Ino passes out in Shika's arms.

Little Garden

A crimson sword is being held in Luffy's right hand. "What would it be Mr. 3. Your live for theirs?" He question with a smirk on his lips as Mr. 3 is covered in cuts and burns.

"Fine." Said Mr. 3 as his wax pumpkin stops spinning and the wax begins to fade away from the bodies of the two giants.

"Leave before I change my mind." Said Luffy as his honey brown eyes flash golden as a golden aura surround him.

"Yes…...Sir." Cries Mr. 3 as he takes off running for his life.

Naruto looks over at his Captain. "Luffy what was that?" He question.

Luffy turns to him and holds a finger up to his lips and winks at him. "It's a mystery for now." He tells the shinobi standing before him.

Both Naruto and Kurama fall over at his antics.

"Besides Naruto. You have your secret as well. Once you feel comfortable to tell us. I shall share mind with you and crew." Said Luffy as he spins on his heel walking over to Miss. Valentines Day and Miss. Golden Week. "Are you coming ladies." He askes them as he bows and offers and hand to help them off the ground.

They walk towards to the ship as they run into Zoro and Sanji with their kills. As they make their way to the ship there are several dead dinosaurs laying before the ship.

Luffy let's out a low whistle. "You two went all out." He told his Vice and Chef.

Nami let's out a sigh as scratches at a purple mark forming on her stomach. Vivi catches the mark on her friend's stomach. "Are you okay Nami?" She question with worry in her voice.

Nami looks up at her with a smile. "Yeah. I am fine. I just need get some of the fresh aloe and put it on it and I should be fine." She tells her friend.

"Well people we have two new crew members." Calls Luffy as all eyes are now on him and the young woman and girl standing behind him.

"Alright." Said Zoro as he looks them over. "I will tell you this once. Betray our Captain and you shall answer to my swords." He tells the two and then smiles. "Welcome to the crew." He adds as he begins to cut the meat up for Sanji.

"Stop being a bastard to the lovely lady and girl." Growls out Sanji glaring at Zoro as he spins around at the lovely lady and girl. "I am so sorry my dears. The Mosshead doesn't have any manners." He tells them.

"Whatever. Get your ass over here love Cook so we can get this meat packs and stored." Said Zoro rolling his eyes at the love sick fool.

Both men fought with each other as they cut up the meat and stored it in the ship. Sanji let's out a sigh. "We have too much meat and I don't want to let it go to waste." He says letting out another sigh.

"If your worried about wasting it. Then I can store it in some scrolls." Said Naruto pulling out several storage scrolls. "I can seal it away in these and if what Luffy is thinking. You two have tapped into your chakra network at a young age already. So we can train you in chakra control and show you sealing as it is a basic that it has been taught to us as children." He told the two standing before him.

"Excellent. Come one Mosshead lets finish slicing and packing the meat and we'll have Naruto seal it away for us." Said Sanji with a grin on his face as he let's out a stream of smoke.

"Purpurpur." Ringing is heard coming from Luffy's hat. "Hmm…wonder whose calling." He says as he plops down on a lawn chair that sat in the center of the lower deck. "Hello?" Question Luffy when he saw it was his mom's snail calling him.

"Hello sweetie. I need to speak to Naruto." Said Tsunade in a loving tone as she spoke to her son.

"Yeah, sure mom. I'll go take over on sealing the meat away for him." Said Luffy standing up and walking over to the railing and jumps down next to Naruto. "Hey, you have a call." Luffy tells him as he takes the scroll from Naruto's hand and hands over the snail.

Naruto blinks as he takes the snail from Luffy who has stolen one of his sealing scrolls. "Umm…Hello?" He answers not sure what is going on and who would want to speak to him.

"Hello brat. We need to talk." Said Tsunade with a frown that is being mirrored by the little snail on his open palm.

"Hello Baa-chan. What do you need to talk to me about and why can't this wait until we see each other in Alabaster?" Questions Naruto wondering what's going on.

"No brat this can not wait. For you need to hear this." Said Tsunade as another voice is heard behind her. "You need to tell him." He hears Tsunade growl out at the person behind her.

"Naruto?!" Question Ino as the snail mirrors her blush.

"Ino? How are you doing Ino and why are you with Baa-chan and the others?" Questions a confused Naruto as he has a funny feeling in his stomach at hearing her worry and fear in her voice.

"Naruto…I need to tell you…I-I'm pregnant. I just found out when I left on a mission with Choji, Hinata, and Sakura. But the only person I told I was pregnant with your child was Choji. For I couldn't handled the drama from Sakura or Hinata." Said Ino with tears now streaming down her cheeks.

"Shh…It's okay Ino. Naruto will not turn you away." Said Shika as Choji sat next to them on the small boat as they make their way for the entrance of the Grand Line.

"Oh my Flower maiden. I love you and I can't wait to know if we are going to have a son or a daughter. I don't give a damn if those two found out. It would be slap to the bitch I call a mother's face as I did leave an heir." Said Naruto who is now mirroring her own tears.

Luffy, Sanji and Zoro froze at hearing this and look at each other. Nami and Vivi and the two other new crew mates had hands over their mouths with shock to hear this blonde hair man on their crew is going to be a father.

"Lady Tsunade told me that the new Hokage has placed me on vacation. But I am going to call him and tell him I am retiring as a shinobi and travel with Lady Tsunade as Choji has also wants to take leave for awhile and be by my side to protect me until I join up with you." Said Ino with watery tears.

"Well…...We are going to Alabaster, but we are going to be going to war against a Warlord who is trying to over throw our friend's father and destroy her country. But I can't wait to see you." Said Naruto as he didn't know how to feel but he was happy though. "I want you to call the Hokage and let him/her know." He said with a large dopy grin on his face.

"Alright. I'll call him in a few minutes. But I have to go. For Lady Tsunade is glaring at me." Said Ino with a nervous giggle.

"Alright I love you and I'll see you soon." Said Naruto as he hears a click and hands the snail back over to Luffy.

"Well congratulations on the news man." Said Luffy placing his hand on his shoulder.

Naruto turns and looks up at his Captain. "Yeah. Thanks Captain." He tells him in a daze.

Near Loguetown

Ino looks at Tsunade. "I am glad he is alive. But what is he doing now?" She question the older blonde before her.

Sabo chuckles. "He has join the crew of my little brother and his crew. They are sailing to Alabaster to over throw a Royal Warlord of the World Government." He told Ino as her jaw hung open.

Choji chuckles. "Wouldn't put it past Naruto in aiding them." He said as he turns back to Ino. "I think it's time to call Kakashi-sensei and rub salt into that woman's wounds.

A dark grin graces on everyone's lips. "Let's do this. Fuck them." Said Ino with a dark chuckle as she needs to call her parents as well.

Hokage's tower

Kushina sits in Kakashi office. "I don't see why I need to be called here." Said Kushina.

"I got a call from your brother Shanks-sama. He asked if you could get off your ass and begin training Genin, Chunin, Jonin, and ANBU in the art of sealing. For you are the last Uzumaki in the village and he doesn't want your family art to be forgotten." Said Kakashi with an eye smile.

"Purpurpur!" Came the ring of the snail sitting on his desk from when he had called Tsunade and had forgotten to put it away.

"Ahh…That must be Lady Tsunade and allowing me to know what has happen with Ino." Said Kakashi as he claps his hands together with a cheaper tone in his voice.

"Hello Lady Tsunade." Said Kakashi with an eye smile being mirrored by his snail.

"Hello Hokage-sama. This is Ino." Said Ino who is smiling sweetly at her new Hokage.

"Oh Ino. How are you?" Question Kakashi with a little worry in his voice.

"I am fine. Lady Tsunade, Sabo, Shika, and Choji came to my rescue. They killed the bastard that had kidnapped me. But I need to speak to you about something Hokage-sama." Said Ino as he lets out a sigh.

"I am glad you are safe and is Choji going to be joining you until you return? As well whose this Sabo?" Question Kakashi now wondering about his other shinobi that is with Ino and this Sabo.

Ino grins as it is mirror by the snail. "I am retiring from being a Shinobi. For the morning we left on our mission to the land of Wave. I found out I am Pregnant. As for Choji he wants to stay with me until I don't need his help, I can't use my Chakra while pregnant as well we are meeting up with Lady Tsunade's youngest son and other eldest son. As for Sabo he is the second eldest of Tsunade's three sons." She tells him as she can see Kakashi's jaw drop from the snail mirroring it.

"Umm…Ino…Whose the father of your child?" Question Kakashi as he looks up at Kushina as he has an idea as Naruto and Ino had been awfully close for the past few years. Before leaving for the war he open up to his sensei that he was dating Ino.

"The one and only Naruto Uzumaki. The late true Clan Heir of the Uzumaki Clan." Said Ino with a soft smile.

"WHAT!" Screams Kushina. "Don't be lying. Naruto didn't know anything about love. For if he did. He would have been with the Hyuuga girl." She hisses out at the blonde on the other side of the snail.

A scuff is heard. "Shows how much you knew about your son. I was going to Marry them when he return from the war. But at last he never return to the village. Leaving his love with their child." Said Tsunade glaring at Kushina.

"I am glad we will have your baby to remember his father." Said Kakashi. "I will have the paperwork done for you and Choji." He added as he looks at Kushina.

"What are you telling me that you knew about this Kakashi?" Demand Kushina as she is glaring at the man.

"Yes. I knew they were dating. But I didn't know about the baby until now and poor Naruto died never learning about his child." Said Kakashi with a sad sigh.

"I'll be meeting with Shanks once I enter the Grand Line. For I have your future-sister-in-law with me as he asked me nicely to pick her up before I left the East Blue." Said Tsunade with a shit eating grin on her face.

"I am going to travel with The StrawHat Pirates for awhile and maybe play Pirate until I can't anymore." Said Ino with a giggle.

"Well have fun Ino. Please call your parents." Said Kakashi with a smile as he hangs up.

"WHAT THE FUCK KAKASHI! YOU CAN NOT ALLOW HER TO DO AS SHE WISHES! SHE HAS THE NEW CLAN HEIR IN HER BELLY!" Roars Kushina enraged to learn that her son had a secret lover and now a love child that will be born in 9 months. She makes a fist growling.

Kakashi levels her with a glare of his own. "You have no say in Main family business. This is something I will be calling Shanks about. For you are now just a lowly branch member of the Uzumaki Clan." He tells her as his silver eyes turn to ice as he glares her back into her seat.

"This will not be the end of this Kakashi." Hisses out Kushina.

"Yes. It will be for you will now be imprison in ANBU until I speak with the Clan head to figure out what to do with you with your disrespect you have shown to the Hokage." He growls out as two ANBU appear and drag her off to T&I to be locked up.

Kakashi lets out a sigh as he looks up the number for Shanks to inform him of the child that will be born soon and his sister's outburst.

With Shanks

"Well Hawky. I am glad to have my nephew alive and my sister being put in her place." Said Shanks as he chuckles.

"I am so glad I never wasted my time to meet that sister of yours." Said Mihawk letting out a sigh as he takes a drink of his red wine.

"Purpurpur!" rang his snail sitting on his knee.

"I should get that thing drunk." Said Shanks as he places his tanker down. He picks up the snail. "Hello, you have the Dashing Red-Hair Shanks. My I ask whose calling?" He said with a chuckle as he looks at Mihawk who just rolls his eyes at him.

"Dashing my ass. More of a fool than anything else." Said Mihawk.

"Hello? Shanks?" Came Kakashi voice. "This is Kakashi the new 7th Hokage of Konoha. I have called to inform you of some new interesting new about your late nephew Naruto." He told the man.

Benn looks up from his book as the others stop talking to listen in as Shanks and Mihawk share a look with each other.

"What would that be Kakashi-sama?" Question Shanks with a smile.

"I have just learn that Naruto's girlfriend is pregnant with his child and she is now traveling with Lady Tsunade as she has retired as a shinobi. But sadly Kushina was in my office when Ino called and told me she is carrying his child. After learning this. Kushina freaked out and demand that Ino return and…..." Kakashi was now cut off by Shanks.

"She behaved like the spoiled little brat she is. I want you to punish her fitting to her actions and disrespect towards you. If need be speak to the Nara, Hyuuga clans for ideas on her punishment. For sadly if she were on my ship she would have been bound and kicked off my ship to be eaten by a Sea King. But she is a shinobi, so I am unable to carry out my own punishment." Said Shanks with a frown on his face.

"A whipping might do her well. Even though it is already to late for one." Said Mihawk taking another drink of his wine.

Shanks snorts. "That might work but we need a punishment fitting a shinobi." He tells Mihawk as his eyes light up. "I want you to seal her chakra until I show up to unseal it." He told Kakashi.

"As you wish as you are the clan head." Said Kakashi as he pulls out the seals Tsunade had made before Jiraiya made for this very purpose.

"Good. If you need those seal sent to you let me know and I shall have my summons take you some." Said Shanks with a grin.

"No. Lady Tsunade had Jiraiya have seal made to seal off Kushina. For the woman has been pissing her off for a long time since she had return to the village." Said Kakashi with a smile.

"Good. But let me know if it works. For if it doesn't. Then I will send my summons." Said Shanks with a grin. "Now I am going for I have another party to throw." He said chuckling hanging up on Kakashi before the silver hair man could speak once more.

"Well boys and ladies I am going to be a Great-Uncle." Said Shanks with a giggle.

"The world is going to end now." Said Mihawk into his wine.

Everyone laughs as Shanks falls over pouting at the worlds of his best friend.

"Well we have a baby entering the world soon as well I am getting married and will have my own child as well." Said Shanks laughing as he sits up.

"The world is truly ending. Another red-hair running around in this world." Said Mihawk as Benn snorts laughing not being able to hold back on laughing so hard.

"Screw you Hawky." Said Shanks as he flips off Mihawk and Benn.

With the StrawHat's

"Oi! LUFFY I SEE AN ISLAND!" Yells Usopp as they see a winter island coming into view.

"Alright keep course to the island. Nami isn't doing to well and my medical jutsu isn't the greatest as well I can't get my mom here in time." Calls Luffy as his hand glowed green with a golden aura around it as he moves his hand over Nami's body to keep her fever down and calm her breathing and pulse.

We are heading to Drum and Kushina is in deep shit. Haha I have no love for her in this story. Yes, Naruto is paired with Ino for all you that love that pairing. No I am not pairing Luffy with anyone on his crew. If I were Zoro would have been a girl. Yes, my guilty pleasure pairing. Well one of them. Lol I'll allow you all to guess who he will be paired with. Have fun