In the depths of space, aliens have captured some humans.
Alien: Puny humans, we will suck out your brains with bendy straws!
The humans gasped but one man was unfazed.
Man: You can suck out our minds, livers and spleens but we will never surrender!
But one of the aliens stuck a straw on his head.
Alien: Well no one can hear you scream in space.
?: But they can hear you!
A muscular man crashed through the wall.
The aliens looked in horror.
Alien: It's Crash Nebula!
Humans: Hooray!
While Crash Nebula fought the aliens, Timmy watched it on the TV with Amethyst, Steven and Timmy's friends AJ and Chester.
Timmy: That was the best episode ever, right guys?
AJ, Chester, Steven and Amethyst just stood there until...
GET HIM!
They squirted him with water guns but Timmy dodged it.
Timmy: Meddling Humans, You'll never catch me.
Timmy knocked down a table and jumped behind it.
Meanwhile, downstairs in the living room, Vicky and Buck were making out when they heard the ruckus.
Vicky: I smell fun.
Buck: You can? Cool, I'm not smelling anything.
What's it smell like?
Vicky just rolled her eyes.
Upstairs, Timmy hid behind the table.
Timmy: Two against one huh? Mother Ship! Come in Mother Ship! This is Timmy calling Cosmo and Wanda.
Cosmo: Aye Aye Captain Timmy sir.
Wanda: He said Mothership, that means I'm in charge. Awaiting orders your space machoness.
Timmy: I need more firepower.
Wanda: More Firepower lackey.
Cosmo: I want a Father Ship next time.
POOF!
Timmy jumped out with a big cannon that barely missed the others.
AJ: Cool!
Chester: Killer Crash Suit dude. Where did you get it?
Timmy:...Internet.
Amethyst walked up to him.
Amethyst: That's right, and I am totally not an extraterrestrial rock.
AJ: Cool, all we need is an alien and we can re-enact episode 118 of Crash Nebula.
Timmy glanced at his fishbowl where Cosmo and Wanda were in.
Timmy: I wish we had an alien that's not a Gem to play with.
(POOF)
A green squid with an exposed brain appeared in front of Chester and AJ.
Timmy: Great job on the alien guys, it's so lifelike.
Amethyst: Uh...Tim?
Timmy: Yeah?
Amethyst: That's because it IS an alien. Prince Markigdkdgjfzfjzjsfjzxjfxjfxjxjxjgxfjxjxgxcjxcjjxjcjxjjvxvjxjjxxjg Paulsen Roberto the Sixty Fourth...Or Mark for short.
Wanda: We're not that great at creating aliens.
Cosmo: Yeah, so we borrowed one.
Timmy: What?!
Amethyst: Don't worry, he won't recognize me.
Mark glanced at Amethyst and immediately recognized her.
Mark: Amethyst? I haven't seen you since you helped us fight that evil Gem Monster.
Chester: You know Amethyst?
Mark: Know her? I-
Amethyst: Must've mistaken me for someone else named...Amethyst.
Mark: Then how do you explain this?
Mark took out what appeared to be a selfie of himself and Amethyst in an asteroid belt.
Amethyst:...Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away, there was a purple planet. It's inhabitants include purple people eaters and the most dominant, Yugopatamians or the Ys for short.
The Ys are led by Mark's father, King Grippulon or Grip for short and his wife, Queen Jipjorrulac or Jip for short. Jip paced back and forth while Grip approached her.
Grip: Queen Jip, you seem troubled.
Jip: Yes, our son hasn't tortured the prisoners yet...
Grip: Hmm...that's not like Mark...Chgdufdjfdfjdgjdjfdgfjdjdgjd, find Mark.
Chgdufdjfdfjdgjdjfdgfjdjdgjd or C for short came up to Grip. C looked like Mark except for the fact that he was blue.
C: According to my sensors, Your son is located in 344 South Fairview, Dimmsdale, Delaware, United States, North America, Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way.
Grip: What the flurpsnuv? Not Earth!
Assemble the Star Destroyers. We'll blow up that planet and get our son back...er...not necessarily in that order.
Dimsdale
AJ: Amazing, an actual alien who knows another alien that is strangely identical to Amethyst.
Mark: Puny Humans, What's up? I'm gonna suck your brain with these bendy straws.
Chester: Cool, Authentic Crash Nebula dialogue.
Mark: You're not afraid of me?
Steven: Nah, aliens don't scare us.
Vicky stormed in.
Vicky: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! Buck and I were making out!
The kids cowered in fear.
Mark: She's terrified the children in a way I could not.
Vicky noticed Mark.
Vicky: You in the stupid alien costume, You're outta here!
Steven: Wait!
Vicky dragged Mark by one of his tentacles out of the room.
Vicky: You can play with your geek friend after you clean this room!
Mark: She's so forceful!
Space
Grip and Jip were in their huge ship, blowing up planets.
Jip: We wouldn't have to blow up all these planets if you only asked for directions.
Grip: Quiet my Queen, we will find our son.
Grip turned to his identical Twin brother Redkfsgjknbbfszvhjnvgsc or Red for short.
Red looked just like his brother but was wearing a red shirt.
Grip: Red, any luck?
Red: Nah bro, Imma go search Jargon 5. Beam me up Scottyhgsusdjfsfjd.
Red teleported to Jargon 5 only to see a purple laser hurtling down on the planet.
Red: Uh, brother? I haven't left yet. I HAVEN'T LEFT YET!
(KABOOM)
Jip: You just blew up Jargon 5!
Grip: So?
Jip: Didn't your brother just entered that place searching for clues of Mark's whereabouts.
Grip's eyes widened in realization and looked out the nearest window where he found the charred corpse of Red.
Grip: (Sighs) It's always the red shirts...
Turner residence
Cosmo, Amethyst and Wanda watched the whole thing with the wands while the boys cleaned the walls.
Cosmo: Psst Timmy.
Timmy: What is it?
Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
Cosmo: Mark is the prince of the dreaded planet Yugopotamia.
Amethyst: And his parents are on the way to rescue their son and blow up the planet.
Timmy: What's the bad news.
Wanda: Oh wait, that was the bad news.
Timmy: What's the good news!
Cosmo: I found a nickel.
Cosmo showed a nickel.
Timmy: Ok then, I wish he was back on his planet.
Cosmo and Wanda twirled their wands but nothing happened.
Timmy: Well, is he gone?
Cosmo: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh...
Timmy: More good news nickel boy.
Cosmo: My nickel!
Wanda: It seems our alien prince has fallen in love with Vicky, and Da Rules state that you can't interfere with true love.
Chester, Steven and AJ were standing behind Timmy.
Chester: Dude, are you talking to your fish?
Timmy: Yes...guys, you have to take the alien away from Vicky and Buck, It's a...collectable.
AJ: Cool.
Downstairs, in the living room.
Mark was dusting the room.
Vicky: Hey geek, where the hell is Buck?
Mark: Oh him? He's a little tied up.
Kitchen
Buck was hanging on the wall stuck to jelly.
Buck:...So...is this like...a game or something? Hello?
Living Room
Vicky: Uh...what?
Mark walked up to Vicky.
Mark: Vicky, the fear you instilled in the young ones was enchanting.
Vicky: You talk funny, are you from Europe or something.
Mark: I am the warrior prince Prince Markigdkdgjfzfjzjsfjzxjfxjfxjxjxjgxfjxjxgxcjxcjjxjcjxjjvxvjxjjxxjg Paulsen Roberto the Sixty Fourth. Son of King Grippulon and Queen Jipjorrulac. Nephew of Redkfsgjknbbfszvhjnvgsc and Blueufsjgdggjdkddkfhkdgkfhk. I am from the planet Yugopotamia.
Vicky: Ugh, You're a foreign exchange student.
Take off that stupid costume.
Mark: Does this form not please you?
Vicky: If you want to please me, go get me some Chocolate shake
Mark: Chocolate?! That's like the foulest substance known on my planet! You rock!
Mark scurried off to the kitchen.
Kitchen
Chester, Steven and AJ ran into the kitchen to find Buck on the wall.
Buck: Am I winning yet? I have to use the bath-...never mind.
AJ: Buck?
They all turned to see Mark using a blender.
Chester: Hey, we're here to save you from Vicky and Buck!
Mark: I do not want to be saved from my girl.
Buck: Who's "My girl"?
AJ: Vicky's the most foulest creature on the planet.
Mark: I know, isn't she awesome? You three and the "Buck" guy will make excellent appetizers for Vicky.
He blasted jelly at the boys and they became stuck on the wall next to Buck. Then he scurried out the kitchen with the chocolate shake.
Buck: But I already AM an appetizer for Vicky.
Buck raised his eyebrows. Chester and AJ looked at each other with confusion in their faces while Steven who was secretly way older than them was the only one who got the joke and rolled his eyes.
Timmy, Amethyst, Cosmo and Wanda watched from the upstairs foyer as Mark returned with a chocolate shake.
Timmy: How can anyone besides Buck fall in love with her?
An image of the spaceships appeared in the wands.
Wanda: Looks like we have less time than we thought.
Timmy: Oh no, we gotta talk with the alien's parents.
Amethyst: There's no need for that, look.
A familiar blue and white robot flew to the space ship only to be blasted away.
Cosmo: Oh my god, they killed Jenny!
Amethyst: You bastards!
While Timmy, Amethyst and the fairies poofed to the ship, Jenny crashed to the kitchen.
Buck: XJ9? I thought you live in Tremorton?
Jenny: I crashed here. Who are you?
Buck: Vicky's "appetizer".
Steven: How's Brad and Tuck?
Jenny: How do you know the names of my friends?
Steven:...Uh, That's what I call your eyes.
Spaceship
Timmy and the gang appeared in front of a gray Y.
Gray Y: Halt! Who goes there?
Timmy: Timmy, Amethyst, Cosmo and Wanda of Earth.
Amethyst: We need to speak with King Grip and Queen Jip.
Gray: If the King and Queen you speak, use must face the perils three.
A field of flowers rose from the ground.
Timmy: Really?
Amethyst: The Yugopatamians hate sweet things. That's why we have rabbits on Earth, they're from Yugopatamia.
Timmy: Well here goes nothing.
Timmy skipped through the field of flowers.
Gray: My stars, he didn't bleed nor burn! Well behold the second task, you must hug a Care Bear.
Amethyst: You can do it bro, I believe in you!
Timmy hugged the Care Bear.
Care Bear: I wuv you.
Finally some Ys came over with a box containing a glowing pink piece of...
Timmy: Chocolate?
Gray: For the last task, you must eat the chocolate.
Timmy ate it.
Timmy: It's melting in my mouth.
Gray: You're more dreaded than Queen Vexus or White Diamond. You may now see the King and Queen.
Grip and Jip sat behind Gray.
Grip: A mere child passed the toughest test!
Jip: Please, don't kill us! We just want our son back.
Timmy: I Timmy Tiberius Turner, Candy crunching warrior of Earth have good news and bad news.
Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel "Phillip".
Grip: What's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.
Timmy: There's a problem with an Earth girl. Mark fell in love with her. I and my race of flower skipping bear hugging warriors will not stand for this!
Jip: We will talk to Mark. We'll set him straight.
Meanwhile, back in the Kitchen.
The boys were still on the wall and Jenny was fixing up her rocket boosters that were damaged in the crash landing until Mark came in.
Mark: Ok, things aren't going so well with Vicky so I decided to suck out your brains instead.
Chester: You can suck out our minds, livers and spleens but we will never surrender!
Mark: Well no one can hear you scream in space.
Jenny: But they can hear you!
Jenny charged at Mark who just casually squirted Jelly that glued her to the wall.
Buck:...Well that was anti-climatic.
Then the doorbell rang.
Vicky: Mark, Get out here!
Mark: My beloved calls me! I'll be back to suck all your brains out in a moment.
Mark dashed out of the room.
Buck: XJ9 doesn't have a brain, she's just a robot.
Jenny glared at him.
Buck: No offence.
Living Room
Grip and Jip were in casual human clothing at the front door.
Mark: Mother, Father. What are you doing here?
Grip: Mark Chang my boy, enough of this foolishness. It's time to go home.
Mark: I can't go with you for I am in love with Vicky.
Grip: Well if you're in lo-
Grip noticed Timmy eating a flower. Behind him were Chester, AJ, Buck, Steven and Jenny were freed from the jelly. Jenny aimed a laser at him.
Steven: No one in space can hear you.
Grip: No! It'll never work where we're from.
Vicky: Europe?
Grip:...Uh...
Jip: Go back to the shi-car.
Mark: Whatever.
Mark and his parents went to the "car" and drove off while everyone walked outside to watch them leave.
Jenny: Huh. How am I gonna explain this to my mom? Oh well.
Jenny blasted off back to Tremorton while Amethyst and Steven watched with smiles of nostalgia. When suddenly...
Vicky: Hey, where's Buck?
Tremorton
Jenny landed right in front of Brad when suddenly, Buck stumbled off Jenny as he got his shirt accidentally caught in one of her boosters.
Jenny: Damn it, not again.
Buck: I don't think we're in Dimmsdale anymore.
Brad: Check behind you next time.
Buck: Why do I feel like I'm in another cartoon.
Meanwhile, in the castle...
Grip was talking on a huge monitor. It was static so he couldn't see the person he was calling but he could hear her.
Grip: Yellow Diamond, we found some gems.
AN
Teenage Robot is owned by Rob Renzetti and Care Bears is owned by American Greetings.