CHAPTER 7:
Stinky sighed anxiously, fidgeting insanely. Lila frowned at this, "Alright, babe. You have to be strong, alright?! Be a man!" she told him, making Stinky frown. Arnold and Helga looked questionably at the sight.
"Uh," Arnold stammered, "what's going on?" Lila smiled at this, "Ah Arnold, dense, stupid Arnold. Well, in order to be survivors we can't be spotless! And due to being part of this whole charade, we have to, well, create some wounds. If you catch my drift."
Arnold raised an eyebrow as Lila approached Stinky, "Are you ready?" she asked, making him become more worried, "Y-yeah. Just remember, shoulder me!" he said, making her nod and point the gun at him. Stinky smiled sadistically.
"In that case then yeah, YEAH! I'M READY, BABY! HIT IT! GET IT UP! YEAH BABY LET'S DO IT-"
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM
Many shots were fired from Lila onto Stinky, but not on his shoulder. Lila fired the gun relentlessly at Stinky's entire torso, drawing an immense amount of blood and making Stinky seemingly die. Lila smiled at this.
"Oh Arnold, could you believe this geek? He really thought this stupid 'Helga only' plan would work! What an idiot!" she laughed, making Arnold look at her weirdly, "E-even your partner?"
Lila rolled her eyes, "Arnold, you idiot! I don't need 'partners'! The media likes one survivor more than two anyway."
Arnold glared at her, "You're never gonna get away with this!"
Lila laughed at his comment, "Oh, of course I will! Everything is traceable back to Stinky, including the gun, knife, phone and clothing he used to kill everyone! You see, Arnold, we had a routine. I would call, he would kill. And I was even able to convince him to use his phone instead of mine! Could you believe that?"
Even in his current state, he couldn't help but groan at how utterly stupid Stinky was.
"So," Lila said, grabbing a cloth from one of Arnold's droors to begin whipping the gun of her fingerprints, "I've created my own little scenario. Let's just say that at some point, you had gotten hold of the gun. So you chased Stinky, making a big scuffle, a big fight. And you shot Stinky, killed Stinky dead!" she then threw the cloth away and smiled at him.
"But not before he got off one shot at you."
Arnold gulped, was this the end of the line? He looked down at Helga, her sight somehow making him feel better. Even in this state, she was still so beautiful.
He raised an eyebrow at that. Beautiful? Helga? Those two just don't go.
Lila noticed his staring at Helga and smiled, "You know, Helga here is a little sweetheart. She's made a lot of cute little poems and art of her crush. And I think we both know who that crush is, Arnold."
Arnold really had no idea what she was talking about but she tried going along with it, "Oh yeah, definitely."
"She's the kinda girl you'd like to bring home to mom, IF YOU HAD A MOM!"
Arnold's eyes widened. Wait, HE was her crush? Normally this would be weird, but it sure seems like the wrong time to gloss over it, "S-SCREW YOU!"
Lila gasped, "Oh, how vulgar! How oh so rude of you!"
But then she began to grin, "You know, this actually reminds me. Remember that no-motive bullshit my 'Stink-a-roo' said? Well, that's just what it was, bullshit. He thought this was a movie, like one of those cartoons you see online. I'm more of a realist."
Arnold raised an eyebrow, "What is your motive?"
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Down goes Stinky! What do you think Lila's motive is?
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!