Chris McLean: Last time on Total Drama Crossover. Boys and girls faced each others in The Battles of the Sexes. Penny and Pacifica's conflict got even worse after the two girls got into a violent fight. Crimson Glory's bossy and selfish attitude made the girls decide to eliminate her in the next elimination ceremony. However, due to a carelessness of the girls in the voting, the eliminated ended up being Crimson the Goth. Only one Crimson is now in the competition, but 14 contestants are still in the game. Who will be the next eliminated? Which team will win the next challenge? Find out here in Total ... Drama ... Crossover.
[That night, after Crimson's elimination]
Kitty: I can't believe we were so stupid to have voted off the wrong Crimson.
Penny: Don't include me on the stupid group. I tried to vote off Pacifica.
Nazz: Girl, this is not fair. We wanted to vote Crimson Victory off.
Kitty: Don't worry, She won't be lucky next time.
Nazz: We should form an alliance to eliminate that bad girl out of the competition. who's with me?
Kitty: (To Nazz) If that girl will be with that attitude for the rest of the competition, then I will be in the alliance.
Nazz: Good. Penny?
Penny: I don't know. I'd like to get rid of that stupid blonde girl first.
Kitty: Don't worry Penny. We will eliminate Pacifica out next.
Penny: Fine. I'm with you.
Kitty: Alright! (takes a selfie with her friends. Crimson Glory heads to the cabin, but she hides to listen to the conversation of the girls) So in case we lose another challenge, we'll vote off Crimson. (Crimson Glory gasps)
Nazz: Yeah! That bad girl deserves to be shot off the island in that giant slingshot (girls laugh and Crimson Glory grunts)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] So the blondie dumbie and the pigtail girls are planning on vote me out? I don't think so. (laughs) I also have my plans!
[At Boys' cabin]
Storm: (to Beardo) You'll be able to sleep tonight?
Beardo: Yeah (electrical shock) I guess.
Storm: Dude, you look awful!
Beardo: (sighs) Yeah. That girl Pacifica was a cheater. I fell into the eel and jellyfish pool because she distracted me (electrical shock)
Golan: (to Beardo) Well, hopefully next time you won't be beaten by a little girl!
Beardo: Don't worry. That won't happen again! (electrical shock) Nuts!
Golan: Where is Killer Moth? (Killer Moth enters the cabin completely beaten) What the heck happened to you?!
Killer Moth: Meh. I had an accident. (Fiskerton enters the cabin)
Fiskerton: Kitana...POW POW POW...(points to Killer Moth)
Killer Moth: Nobody asked you Sasquatch!
Golan: Defeated by that hot ninja woman again? This is so embarrassing...FOR YOU! (laughs)
Jumpy Ghostface: (taunting) That big moth was beaten by a girl. Hee hee hee.
Killer Moth: It's not funny!
Storm: Of course it is. Ja ja ja ja (Killer Moth throws a lamp at Storm's head) OW!
Killer Moth: I will take revenge on her. I SWEAR I WILL DEFEAT HER!
Golan: Calm down, Bug Man. You're not ready to beat her yet!
Storm: Yeah! Why do you keep fighting with that girl?! She will beat you anyway!
Killer Moth: You mean she is stronger than ME?!
Storm: No. I mean you are weaker than her. (Killer Moth throws another lamp at Storm's head) OW! THAT HURTS!.
Killer Moth: Okay, that's it, I'd better go to sleep.
Golan: Yeah, I am exhausted. I'll go to sleep too.
[The next day. The air horn blasts, waking up the contestants]
Chris McLean: [over loudspeaker] Morning! Time to get out of your beds and go to breakfast. Today's challenge will start in one hour!
Big: What? But I'm still sleepy!
Killer Moth: No time to sleep, you fat cat! We must prepare for today's challenge!
Big: (yawns) Just 5 more hours (Big goes back to sleep)
Golan: (yells at Big) NOW! (Big gets out of bed scared)
Big: Okay, okay! (Big leaves along with the boys)
Beardo: (Beardo heads to the main lodge. On the way he meets Penny) Hey Penny!
Penny: Oh, hi Beardo. How do you feel now?
Beardo: Much better. Thanks for asking. But that girl Pacifica is totally evil.
Penny: I know. She is an abusive spoiled brat! If the next challenge will be to jump off that cliff again, I will take the trouble to shove her off the cliff. if i'm lucky i hope she lands on the shore. (Beardo and Penny laugh)
Beardo: Anyway. Good luck in the challenge.
Penny: Thanks. But I think I'll need more luck at breakfast time.
Beardo: Yeah. Chef's meals taste like...(makes a fart noise and he and Penny laugh. Pacifica glares at them)
[At girls' cabin, Nazz is still sleeping in her bed]
Nazz: (wakes up and takes off her sleep mask. she yawns) Good morning, girls!. Girls? (none of the girls are in the cabin) I think i slept too much (she giggles) Oh well, time to groom myself. (she gets out of bed and goes to the mirror. She suddenly starts to scream) AAAAAAAAAHHH! (Nazz finds a pimple on her face) A PIMPLE?! ON MY FACE?! Why did it have to happen to me?! (she pokes her head out the door and looks around. She then takes a paper bag) No one should see my nasty zit! I must find a way to get rid of it! (she covers her face with the paper bag and runs away)
Crimson Glory: (Crimson is hidden behind the cabin. She looks at Nazz and laughs evilly) It worked, IT WORKED! (keep laughing)
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] While the girls were sleeping, I gave Nazz the Hellish-Zit Blow Kiss". Now that pimple will grow more and more until it is the size of her big head. and the only way to make it disappear is by covering it with acne creams. And just in case, I just got rid of all the creams and ointments (she flushes all the creams, makeups and ointments down the toilet as she laughs) My kisses are powerful. One time, I blew a jerk's head off with just one blow. That was amazing. it was like watching a tomato explode. Too bad I can't do that here.
[At main lodge, Chef is serving Jumpy Ghostface his special meal]
Chef Hatchet: I hope you enjoy my special stew. (Chef laughs)
Jumpy Ghostface: Uh, does this contain any carrots?
Chef Hatchet: Oh yeah, that has a whole lot of "Sit down and shut up"! (Jumpy takes his bowl and runs to his seat) NEXT!
Pacifica: Yuck! I will not dare to eat this trash!
Chef Hatchet: You'd better eat it unless you want to starve yourself!.
Pacifica: I'd rather starve than digest this crap! (Chef grunts and throws a trash can at her head. Everyone looks at Pacifica in shock. Except Penny, who is enjoying at Pacifica's misfortune)
Penny: She had it coming. (Kitana is sitting at the table and Crimson Glory sits next to her)
Crimson Glory: Hey, teammate!
Kitana: Huh? Oh, hi partner.
Crimson Glory: How'd you sleep last night?
Kitana: I haven't slept. I was awake outside the cabin in case Killer Moth tried to attack me at night.
Crimson Glory: Oh, Is he a threat?
Kitana: Not really. I think he is...weak.
Crimson Glory: Men are all weak! (Big the Cat walks up to Kitana)
Big: Hi, Princess Banana.
Kitana: (to Big) What?! (Crimson Glory chuckles) My name is Kitana.
Big: Oh, i'm sorry. I'm sorry. i thought...
Kitana: Just tell me what do you want?! I know you won't want to fight me since you will hug me instead. So don't dare to hug me!
Big: Ooooh! I brought this for you (Big gives Kitana flowers) beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady.
Kitana: Uh...thanks?
Big: Good luck in today's challenge. (Big blows a kiss to Kitana and leaves)
Crimson Glory: Oh gosh, that was pathetic! (laughs)
Kitana: Stop laughing. It's not funny.
Crimson Glory: Of course it is. (Chris McLean slams the door open)
Chris McLean: (shows up with a different appearance) Contestants, I hope you have finished your breakfast.
Storm: I haven't even started it (tosses his stew bowl. It lands on Pacifica's head)
Pacifica: OH, MY HAIR! YOUR STUPID CROW!
Chris McLean: Calm down, Pacifica. Anyway, Get ready for the next challenge. Today's challenge will focus on fashion. Meet me on the auditorium.
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Fashion challenge, huh. This is gonna suck.
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] Great, a real challenge. This will be very simple for me since I am an expert in fashion. I will show everyone how good I am.
[Kitana is heading to the auditorium and Big walks up to her]
Big: Hey, Blue Ninja Lady!
Kitana: (sighs) Now what? (Big gives her a box of chocolates)
Big: I brought you a box of chocolate. (Kitana opens the box and finds several half eaten chocolates) I have eaten some. They are so yummy.
Kitana: Uh...thanks. That's so...cute of you. (Big the Cat giggles) Uh, okay, i gotta go. You better get ready for today's challenge. (runs away from Big)
Big: I'm totally ready! and I gonna win the challenge for you! (Jumpy Ghostface and Fiskerton walk up to Big)
Jumpy Ghostface: Looks like someone has fallen in love with a girl.
Fiskerton: (starts to sing the Kissing Song) Big and Ktana sit-ing in the tee.
Jumpy Ghostface: K-I-S-S-I-N-G (Fiskerton and Jumpy Ghostface laugh)
Big: (blushes) Hee hee hee. Stop!
Golan: Who is in love?!
Jumpy Ghostface: (completely frightened) NO ONE! We are not in love with anyone.
Fiskerton: Yah, yah.
Golan: Mmm, I hope so. (Golan walks away from Jumpy and Fisk. Fiskerton and Jumpy Ghostface look at each other worried)
Golan: [CONFESSIONAL] Those losers thought I'm dimwit enough to believe their lie. I know one of them are in love with a girl. And when I find out who the lovesick is, that unfortunate will feel my FISTS!. (strikes fist against the palm)
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] That big bad Golan better not find out the big cat has a crush on a girl. Big would be dead enough not to be able to respawn.
[At auditorium]
Chris McLean: Let's start with the challenge. Each team member must design their own dresses. You will find sewing machines and fabrics that will help you to design your dresses. then you will go down the catwalk wearing your designs. (Beardo raises his hand) Yes, Boombox guy?
Beardo: Does our team also have to sew dresses and wear them to the runway?
Chris McLean: Yes (laughs) You all will look great wearing them. (Boys groan)
Pacifica: (laughs) I will bring my camera
Chris McLean: Your dresses will be judged by our special guests. The team with the best designs wins. The losing team will send a member home. Oh, you have only one hour. So you better hurry up! (contestants pick their fabrics)
Golan: (grabs a black fabric) This fabric is perfect. I like this color.
Kitty: (grabs a red fabric) I like this one. (Crimson Glory shoves Kitty) Ow!
Crimson Glory: Get out, pigtails! This fabric is mine!
Kitty: Hey, that's not cool!
Crimson Glory: Stop whining. This is a competition.
Golan: (to Crimson Glory) Oh, i love your rude attitude. (Kitty glares at Crimson Glory)
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] That girl is so rude. It will be better for her if our team wins the challenge. 'Cause if we lose, that bad girl will be the next to go home.
Penny: (finds a glitter fabric) Perfect. My dress will look fabulous with this fabric! (Penny grabs the glitter fabric. But Pacifica grabs it too) Hey, i took it first.
Pacifica: Back off, ugly girl. This fabric is not to piggy girls like you! (Pacifica manages to steal Penny's fabric) Ha! Better luck next time! (laughs)
Beardo: (grabs a blue fabric) I will take this fabric. (finds a jar of sequins) Oh, and I'll take this too. (Beardo heads to sewing machines)
Jumpy Ghostface: (grabs a orange fabric) Mmm. Orange like carrots. I like carrots. (Looks at Nazz, still covering her head with a paper bag) Oh, hey Nazz!
Nazz: Hi, Jumpy
Jumpy Ghostface: Why are you wearing a paper bag on your head?
Nazz: Huh? This? Oh, It's part of a new trend. Isn't it cool?!
Jumpy Ghostface: Uh...YES!
Nazz: Great. Now I gotta go! (runs away)
Ookla: (grabs a magenta fabric) Ookla likes this color.
Pacifica: (to Ookla) Hey Lion-O, I was going to take it first! So give me that or else...(Ookla raises up the fabric roll to hit Pacifica with it) ...i will find my own fabrics. You can keep with that. (walks away from Ookla)
Kitana: (grabs a blue fabric) Mmm. This fabric will be useful for my design. (Killer Moth sneaks up on Kitana to hit her. As Killer Moth prepares to strike the first blow, Kitana turns around and kicks him in the face)
Killer Moth: OW!
Kitana: Gosh! You are really a terrible opponent! Why don't you give up?
Killer Moth: I...I won't stop until I manage to defeat you.
Kitana: (folds her arms) Or until you are completely dead.
Killer Moth: Sooner or later I will DEFEAT YOU!
Kitana: If I had the same immature humor as Johnny Cage I'd be laughing in your face right now. (Killer Moth grunts)
[Meantime, at girls' cabin. Nazz is looking for some pimple ointments]
Nazz: Come on! There must be something here to help me get rid of that pimple. (she finds nothing) Oh, girl! I'll see how my face is now. (Nazz takes off the bag and looks at the mirror. Her zit has grown more) OH NO! This looks horrible! (she puts the paper bag back on her head) Oh well, I must continue with the challenge. I just hope no one finds out about my big boil. Oh Dear!
Nazz: [CONFESSIONAL] I don't know what I've done to deserve this. I've always been a nice girl. (sighs) Why do bad things always happen to good people?.
Crimson Glory: (Kitana is sewing her dress) Hi, teammate. You need some help?
Kitana: Not thanks. I can do this.
Crimson Glory: I think it's time for us to work together. Remember that we are in an alliance.
Kitana: Maybe later. I can do this by myself.
Crimson Glory: But I came up with a brilliant idea.
Kitana: (stops sewing) What do you have in mind?
Crimson Glory: Look! What if we both better work on designing our dresses? They would look way great!
Kitana: Mmm. I'm not sure.
Crimson Glory: Oh, come on! It's an idea that you should not miss.
Kitana: (sighs) Fine.
Crimson Glory: Great! We work on your dress first. and then we'll work on mine.
Kitana: Yeah, whatever.
Storm: (Storm is sewing his dress with a needle. But he has a hard time as he is poking his fingers with the needle) Ow, stupid needle. This challenge sucks! OW! That is not fair. Why do we have to wear silly dresses too? OW! This will be embarrassing. If my boss was here, he would be very mad. OW, STUPID NEEDLE!
Golan: Stop whining and keep working on your stupid dress.
Storm: Easy for you to say that. You look excited about the challenge.
Golan: I am not excited. I'm just focused on winning this stupid challenge. Because the only thing I don't want is to lose a challenge. So you'd better focus and do your best or you will face your horrible fate! CAPISCI?!
Storm: (terrified) Yes, yes. I will focus more on the challenge. (continues to sew the dress and poke his finger with the needle) OW!
Pacifica: (Mary is doing some equations and blueprints on a board) Uh...what are you doing?
Mary: I'm making a scientific plan to design a perfect dress. You know you can't work on something without a specified data.
Pacifica: Well, everyone is already designing their dresses without the need for a "data thing".
Mary: Well, good luck with the final results.
Pacifica: (sarcastically) Well thank you. (Pacifica sees that Penny is almost finishing her dress) Is that your design? It looks awful.
Penny: Hey, get out of here, ditzy! I don't want you teasing me now.
Pacifica: Fine, pigtails. (Pacifica turns around and looks at Penny's sewing machine. She then smiles and got an evil idea) Hey, your dress still needs some adjustments. (Pacifica turns on Penny's sewing machine, ruining Penny's dress)
Penny: NO!
Pacifica: (mocking) Oops, I'm sorry. I think it was too much. (Pacifica laughs and walks away from Penny)
Penny: YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] I think I went too far this time. Should I feel bad for Penny? (beat) Nah, she totally deserve it (laughs)
Fiskerton: (finishes designing his dress) DONE!
Jumpy Ghotsface: Good job, Fisk! Your dress looks great (looks at poorly designed dress in disappointing) Unlike mine.
Fiskerton: Oh, yo dreh luk cute too!
Jumpy Ghostface: Really? Oh thank you, Fisk! (to Beardo) How is your dress, Beardo?
Beardo: Thanks to Mom and her boring sewing lessons, I have been able to design a good dress. Too bad that I made it too small for me.
Jumpy Ghostface: Oh, I'm so sorry. But now you must try to make another one.
Fiskerton: No time. Teh minut leh!
Jumpy Ghostface: Right! We only have ten minutes left! You won't have enough time to do another one!
Beardo: I think I will not participate in the challenge. Anyway, I will get rid of this small dress. (Beardo walks past Ookla, who is already wearing his dress) Nice dress, Ookla.
Jumpy Ghostface: Hey Nazz!
Nazz: Oh, hi Jumpy!
Jumpy Ghostface: Do you like my dress?
Nazz: Oh yes. It's way...Cool. I gotta go!
Fiskerton: (Fisk tries to see what's under the paper bag Nazz is wearing) Huh?
Nazz: DON'T TOUCH! (gasps desperately)
Jumpy Ghostface: Nazz, are you okay? You don't look well
Nazz: What? I feels well. There is nothing to worry about me. I gotta go! See ya! (runs away)
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] Nazz is acting different today. I don't know what's wrong with her. I'm starting to worry about her.
Beardo: Too bad I have to get rid of this dress. It looks great and would help my team win the challenge. (hears someone crying) Huh, somebody's crying? (finds Penny crying in the cabin) Penny?! Oh dear! What are you crying? What happened?
Penny: Pacifica ruined my dress.
Beardo: Really? Oh heck, that girl is so evil.
Penny: I don't have enough time to make another dress. What am I going to do now?
Beardo: (looks at his dress and got an idea) Penny? Can you try this dress on?
Penny: (sniffs) What? You made this?
Beardo: Yeah. Unfortunately it's too small for me. Maybe you should try it on.
Penny: Beardo, thanks, but i'm not sure if...
Beardo: Come on Penny. Get in the cabin and put this dress on.
Penny: Okay. Hopefully it's the right size. (enters the cabin) Thanks Beardo
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] Poor Penny. That girl Pacifica is so evil. Next time she messes with Penny, I'll make sure Pacifica gets the karma.
Penny: Oh...my...gosh! (Penny comes out of the cabin with her dress on) It looks perfect!
Beardo: That's awesome! It's your lucky day!
Penny: I already want to see Pacifica's expression when she sees me with this dress!
Beardo: You look pretty. Way better than Pacifica.
Penny: Thank you. But what will happen to you? You don't have a dress now.
Beardo: Don't worry, i will be fine. We must hurry. The catwalk will start soon! (Beardo and Penny run to auditorium)
Chris McLean: It's fashion time! Each contestant has to walk across the stage wearing their dresses. Your designs will be judged by today's special guests. Say hello to the Lawndale High's fashion club: Sandi Griffin, Quinn Morgendorffer, Tiffany Blum-Deckler and Stacy Rowe.
Stacy: This is exciting! We are on TV. (waves to the camera) Hi, Lawndale.
Sandi: Stacy, sheesh, behave. This is not the time to act like this. In fact, you should NEVER act like this.
Stacy: I'm sorry.
Beardo: (to Golan) Okay, I'm here.
Golan: Where's your dress?
Beardo: It was too small for me. and I haven't had enough time to make another one.
Storm: It's not fair. He must also wear a dress!
Beardo: I think I will not be able to participate in the challenge without a dress.
Golan: OH YES, YOU WILL! (Golan rips off all of Beardo's clothes, leaving him completely naked)
Beardo: Hey! (Golan tears off a piece of the curtain and throws it at Beardo)
Golan: Here, use this as a dress! Everyone will do their part of the challenge!
Beardo: But...
Golan: EVERYONE WILL DO THEIR PART!
Quinn: [CONFESSIONAL] So me and my friends were called to judge a fashion show for a reality show that I auditioned for, but I was turned down. Mmm, I think that invitation was some kind of "consolation prize" for not having made it to the competition. Anyway, I hope to get lucky next time.
Chris McLean: The first up for the boys team is...Jumpy Ghostface!
Big: Yeah, Jumpy! (Jumpy Ghostface walks the runway)
Sandi: What is that thing?
Tiffany: (speaking with a slow drawl) It is a bunny.
Stacy: Oh, what a adorable bunny!
Sandi: Stacy, this is a fashion show, not a pet show. Focus on their designs
Stacy: Of course.
Quinn: His design looks so preschool.
Chris McLean: Now it's Storm's turn. (Storm walks the runway)
Tiffany: (speaking with a slow drawl) Is that a bird?
Sandi: sheesh, that dress looks awful.
Storm: (to Sandi) You wanna see something really awful? LOOK AT A MIRROR!
Sandi: Go back to the zoo!
Storm: OH YEAH? Well, you go back to the...(Chris shoves him off) OW!
Chris McLean: Next is Ookla (Ookla walks the runway)
Big: Yeah, Ookla!
Beardo: Show them what you got! (Ookla proceeds to pose and flex his arms)
Quinn: What is he doing? (Ookla's dress rips. He is completely naked on stage. Judges cover their eyes in horror) Oh no, I saw everything!
Killer Moth: He really showed them what he has. (embarrassed, Ookla flees off stage)
Golan: (to Ookla) The body's a beautiful thing, you don't need cover it! (laughs)
Stacy: That was so embarrassing.
Sandi: Adult shows was not part of the deal!
Chris McLean: Okay Beardo, it's your turn! (Beardo walks the runway)
Quinn: What? Is that a curtain?
Sandi: He looks like a hobo. (Penny glares at Sandi)
Beardo: (Beardo trips over the curtain and falls off the stage) AAH!
Penny: (gasps) Beardo!
Beardo: [CONFESSIONAL] That was so embarrassing. I really wish I hadn't participated in this challenge.
[The rest of the Boys team walk the catwalk. Some of his dresses convince the judges]
Chris McLean: That was the boys team. Judges, have you already made your decision?
Sandi: Some designs were awful like the dresses of the little Bugs Bunny and that nasty bird.
Storm: Hey, i have a name!
Sandi: Chewbacca's dress looked great before he ripped it off. and I really didn't like it that curtain dress. Most of his designs are below average. We give boys team an overall score of 4.
Golan: WHAT?!
Chris McLean: Too bad, boys. Now it's girls team's turn.
Kitty: Great, it's our turn!.
Pacifica: (Pacifica sees Penny with her new dress) Where did you get that dress?!.
Penny: What do you care, blondie?.
Kitty: This dress makes me look prettier than I am (takes a selfie) Oh, Penny! Your dress looks beautiful!
Penny: Thank you.
Pacifica: You didn't make that dress, you cheater!
Penny: Shut up, you saboteur!
Chris McLean: First up for the girls team is...Nazz!
Kitty: Come on, Nazz! It's your turn!
Nazz: Okay (Nazz heads to the stage, but Crimson Glory stops her)
Crimson Glory: Where do you think you are going?
Nazz: To the catwalk.
Crimson Glory: You're not going anywhere with that paper bag on your head.
Kitana: She is right, Nazz. You can't show up with that on your head.
Nazz: But...
Crimson Glory: No buts. Now take off that bag!
Nazz: NO!
Crimson Glory: Won't you take it off?!
Nazz: NO!
Crimson Glory: Fine! I will take it off.
Nazz: No, WAIT! (Crimson Glory takes the paper bag off Nazz's head, exposing Nazz's giant pimple) OH NO!
Pacifica: Gross! What is that thing?!
Mary: Looks like Nazz has dead skin cells and excess triglycerides trapped in the pores of his face.
Golan: Awesome. That girl has another head on her face.
Killer Moth: Behold the freaky two-headed girl! (Golan and Killer Moth laugh)
Nazz: STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! (Nazz runs away and steps on a skateboard) WOAH! (she crashes into some stage lights. The stage lights fall on the fabrics, causing a fire)
Jumpy Ghostface: FIRE! (the smoke activates the fire sprinklers, spraying all the girls but Penny)
Pacifica: MY HAIR, MY DRESS, MY MAKEUP! IT'S ALL RUINED!
Chris McLean: What's going on here? Huh?
Golan: (laughs at girls' misfortune) That was awesome!
Chris McLean: I don't know how this happened, but you'd better go to the catwalk.
Kitty: What? We can't show up like this!
Penny: But i can. (Penny walks the runway)
Quinn: Wow, that dress looks great.
Stacy: It's too colorful. I love it.
Tiffany: (speaking with a slow drawl) Shiny.
Sandi: Are you kidding? Sequin dresses aren't too great.
Quinn: Please Sandi, give the girl a chance. Her dress is well designed compared to the boys.
Sandi: I am the president, I make the decisions.
Penny: [CONFESSIONAL] That girl is just as annoying as Pacifica.
Chris McLean: Girls, you better all walk the catwalk. Let's get this done! (The rest of the girls walk the runway)
Tiffany: Huh?
Quinn: Why are they all wet? Is that some "summer style"?
Sandi: I don't like it. This is not a wet t-shirt contest! (Girls team looks on in disappointment)
Chris McLean: Judges, have you already thought of a final score?
Quinn: We give girls team an overall score of...four.
Both teams: WHAT?!
Chris McLean: Both teams got a four! I knew both teams would fail. (laughs)
Penny: So, what team won?
Chris McLean: Our dear chef will choose the winning team. Chef?
Chef Hatchet: (finds out all the mess Nazz accidentally caused in the place) Who did this mess?! (all the boys point to Nazz)
Nazz: Huh?
Chef Hatchet: (grunts) Boys team wins (Boys cheer)
Big: Yes! We won again!
Golan: HA! (to Nazz) IN YOUR FACE!
Chris McLean: Girls, one of you is going home tonight. See you at elimination ceremony...again.
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] We lost again? It's not fair! Oh well, at least it's our chance to vote off that bad girl.
[Meanwhile, the boys are celebrating their victory in the cabin]
Killer Moth: Ha! We really excelled in that challenge.
Storm: Yeah! We did it better than those stinky girls
Beardo: To the Boys team!
Boys: To the Boys team! Woohoo! (The boys see Golan still wearing his dress)
Killer Moth: uh, Golan? Why are still wearing that?
Storm: Yeah, the challenge is over.
Golan: You know what? I'm starting to get used to wearing this dress. Be honest. Do i look pretty with this?
Beardo: (whispers to Jumpy Ghostface) We better not make him mad. (to Golan) Oh yeah, you look handsome with that dress.
Golan: Ha! I knew it.
[Later, at girls' cabin]
Nazz: Girls, I'm very sorry that we lost the challenge because of me.
Kitty: Don't worry, Nazz. We are very sorry that you have grown that big pimple on your face.
Nazz: I guess it's my time to get out of here.
Kitty: No! We won't vote for you! I will convince the other girls to vote off Crimson. You costed us the challenge. But at least you are nicer than her.
Nazz: Thanks Kitty.
Penny: So we gonna vote off Crimson Glory?
Kitty: Yes
Penny: Okay, i'll vote for her. But promise me that you will vote off Pacifica for the next elimination ceremony.
Nazz and Kitty: Okay
Penny: Good. That biker girl is gonna down.
Kitty: Or rather she is gonna up, because she will be shot out the island in that giant slingshot. (Girls laugh)
Crimson Glory: (enters the cabin) Hi, girls. Nice
Kitty: Oh, hi Crimson.
Crimson Glory: I must admit that although we didn't win the challenge, your dresses looked incredible.
Kitty: Uh...thanks?
Crimson Glory: Oh Nazz, I'm very sorry for everything that happened today.
Nazz: Yeah, i look horrible!
Crimson Glory: Maybe this will make you feel better (Crimson Glory offers Nazz a pimple ointment)
Nazz: A zit removal?! Oh thank you!
Crimson Glory: No problem girl. Well, see you at campfire ceremony. (Kitty looks suspiciously at Crimson Glory)
Kitty: [CONFESSIONAL] Why is Crimson acting nice now? Mmm, maybe she is pretending to be nice to escape her elimination. Ha! Nice try, girl.
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] I'm being nice to Nazz because I know she'll be eliminated tonight. That poor girl has suffered too much today. So I decided to be kind to her before she gets eliminated.
[That night, at the elimination ceremony]
Chris McLean: Ladies, welcome back to the elimination ceremony. One of you will be going home tonight. The following girls are safe: Penny, Kitana, Pacifica, Mary and Kitty (they all receive their marshmallows), which leaves Nazz and Crimson Glory. The last marshmallow goes to.
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Crimson Glory! (Crimson Glory receives her marshmallow and Nazz, Penny and Kitty gasp)
Kitty: But how is that possible?!
Pacifica: [CONFESSIONAL] I voted off Nazz for two reasons. one, she costed us the challenge. And two, they were planning to eliminate me after Crimson! Ha, stupid girls!
Crimson Glory: [CONFESSIONAL] I had Kitana, Mary and Pacifica at my side. That is why I was sure that Nazz would be the eliminated. Nice try, girls. You can't get rid of me so easily.
[Nazz is in the giant slingshot]
Chris McLean: Any last words, Nazz?
Nazz: Well, I'm glad that pimple is finally gone. and...(purple spots appear all over her face) Huh, what happens?
Chris McLean: Ugh! What is wrong with your face?
Nazz: I think I have an allergic reaction.
Crimson Glory: Oh, that may be caused by the ointment i gave you. This zit removal contains shellfish oil.
Nazz: SHELLFISH?! I AM ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH! (her face starts to swell)
Chris McLean: Gross dude! You better get out of here right now! (Chris pulls the lever, activates the slingshot and shoots Nazz off the island)
Nazz: AAAAAAAAH...!
Jumpy Ghostface: [CONFESSIONAL] Awwww. Too bad you left so early, Nazz. You were really a great friend. (sighs) Bye.
Chris McLean: So far, we've lost a basket-weaving monster, a wizard, a talking pig, a rocker, a goth and a Pizza Face Girl. Wanna know who's next to be gone? Find out in the next episode of Total...Drama...CROSSOVER!