Author's note.

I remember a comment saying the Velvet was going to get creamed by Declan. But, who said that Velvet and Declan WOULD face each other in that chapter. And three days until the poll on my fanfiction profile page (TopModelCollecterY2K) is almost over. Also, Sylvio, Dipper, Kitt and Julia are gonna be the butt monkeys of this series. Maybe not so much with Julia, but the others, definitely. I do not own Hazbin Hotel or Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V.

Chapter 7

Twisted sister

Velvet POV

Man, that was a good sleep. Speaking of sleep, I wonder when Yuya and Zuzu are going to get in bed together. I mean, they obviously like each other. But, if she does confess, then I might have a love rival. Or, maybe Yuya likes open relationships. Or even threesomes. Anyway, I started to get dressed when I got a call on my phone. It was from Skip.

"Hello" I said.

"Velvet. Have you seen this?" Asked Skip from the other end of the phone.

"Seen what?" I asked making a coffee.

"There's a bounty on your head", said Skip. "Meet me and the others at Yusho". After Breakfast, I went to Yusho, and we all looked at each other.

"So what do we do?" Asked Allie.

"Nothing" I said. This made everybody gasp.

"What do ya mean 'nothing'?" Asked Skip.

"YOU guys do nothing", I said. "I'M the one who everyone is hungry for. And not the kind of hungry that involves a bed and underwear".

Allie cocked her head at this. "Uh, Zuzu", she asked "what does she mean-".

"We'll talk about it when you're older" interrupted Zuzu.

"If that's the case", said Gong. "Gong hopes you have a plan for this. Because the best in the world will-". I interrupted that with a chuckle, that chuckle turned into a giggle, then a laugh, then a full blown cackle.

"You find this funny?" Asked Zuzu kinda confused and scared.

"Oh, I'm not scared", I said. "I'm looking forward to it".

"Why?", asked Yuya. "You that-".

"I know what could happen" I said.

"Then why are you looking forward to it?" Asked Skip. I gave my most wicked smile and my eyes turned wicked as well.

"Because", I said in a demonic voice. "I enjoy hearing the cries of my victims begging for mercy as they cower before me. And anyone who thinks they can beat me, they are welcome to try. HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". Okay, maybe that was over the top a bit. The young ones were hiding behind Gong, and so was Sora.

"Oh, sorry about that", I said. "I get excited when people challenge me to this sorta thing". LID dickheads, if you somehow hear this. You better prey to God that I don't find you, but then oh oh Heaven knows, I belong way down below.