"You hiding behind a comic villain persona will never not be funny for me, Brandon," Sirzechs drawled out, staring at the giggling Brandon, "You're so pitiful."
Brandon cackled. "Why so serious, Sirry? Is widdle Bwandon not amusing you anymore? Boo-hoo~"
"Oh no, you're perfectly hilarious. So hilarious, in fact, that it's not even funny anymore. You're such a disgrace."
Brandon let out a mad laugh.
"Me? A disgrace? Oh no, I'm just a clown. Just a servant of the public ready to deliver comedy," He lost the smile suddenly, "And vengeance."
"Vengeance, huh? Scary. The world is doomed. Whatever shall we do to counter a tuxedo-wearing mascara-covered little crybaby?" The Lucifer snickered out, "How terrifying."
"Shut it, Sirzechs!" Brandon growled, "You would never understand such a profound pain. The loss... The loss changed me. You, the people of this world, are responsible for me turning into this," Brandon waved his hand in front of his face while licking his lips, "This monster!"
Sirzechs laughed, "Do I care, little Brandon? No, of course I do not. You're just a child filled with teenage angst. You are nothing. You are a disgrace. You are piti-"
"Silence," Brandon snarled, "You will feel my wrath. I am the jokes of my clowning," He began.
"Oh Satan, not again..."
"Prank pies are my body and airhorns are my bones," Brandon continued.
"Fucking idiot..."
"I have created over a thousand balloon animals,"
"Sigh."
"Unknown to the public,"
"I have to call Rias, fuck..."
"Nor unknown to the circus."
Sirzechs pushed a few buttons on his DevilCell.
"Have withstood pranks to create many jokes,"
"Rias, dear! How are you?.. Oh I'm fine, how's Millicas?"
"Yet, those hands will never hold removable red clown noses,"
"Alright, alright. Oh, sorry, I'll call you back, Brandon is about to finish his chant. Yeah, the idiot came up with a new one. No, he doesn't know that I resurrected you. Anyways, toodles, I'll see you later." Sirzechs hung up.
"So as I doot,"
Silence.
"Sooo..," Sirzechs dragged out, "What's up?"
Brandon walked over to the Satan and pulled his Joker jacket open, "Smell this flower."
Sirzechs leaned down and took a big sniff, causing the flower to douse him with holy water. He promptly disintegrated with a loud scream.
"Unlimited Clown Works!"
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