Sid Y's Vlogs! Chapter 7: Still Not Friended!, a casagrandes fanfic

"Sid and Ronnie Anne sings a song to their mothers"

"Okay, I'll wait for the story."

Thank you to Shaeril McBrown and Tristen for these comments.

May 9th, 2021

Hey, guys. It's me, Sid, again. It's been a while since I've done one of these vlogs. There was going to be another one after the one about the North Pole, and was really similar to that SpongeBob episode where Patrick gets a trading card, but I got too emotional near the end and knew that I both shouldn't post it and needed to take a break. It also showed me decapitating someone, which isn't exactly something I can put in a K+ rated fic. But I'm feeling better now and I can't imagine anything MortalKombaty will happen this time, so let's go for it!

Today is Mother's Day and, even though I'm only 14, I already have two kids I can celebrate it with. I'm here at a theme park with my robot son Robbie. I'm not gonna say which theme park it is so you can pretend it's whichever one you want. That's a good thing about my vlogs only being text for you people in the real world. It allows for unimportant details to be left up to the imagination. We could be at the one you'd expect, an underwater one, or maybe one in outer space that once tried to enslave Michael Jordan.

Speaking of people named Jordan, it shouldn't be much longer until my time-travelling daughter shows up. As soon as she does, the three of us are all headin' into the park. I really hope they enjoy it. I'm worried Robbie won't because I'm not sure if robots are able to see the appeal of theme park rides the same way organic lifeforms like me and Jordan can.

In the meantime, Robbie and I are watching Nickelodeon's The Casagrandes on my tablet. We're watching the one where Breakfast Bot turns evil. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think it's become my favorite episode. I love how well it shows the contrast between the Y Universe and the universe of the show. There's of course the obvious difference, but there's also the fact that the real Sid treats her robots a lot differently than I treat mine. She doesn't even consider them her children. I mean, like, what is that about?

There's also the part where Dennis says 'I am not your buddy' to Sid, which is the exact same thing The Purple Heart Pain said to me when she revealed her big secret. I just had to acknowledge that.

One thing about the episode I don't understand though is the part where Breakfast Bot gives Ronnie Anne and Sid a thumbs up. That doesn't make any sense. Is it a reference to something that I'm just unaware of? I missed what he says during the part the other two times I've watched it, so maybe listening more carefully this time will clear up the confusion. Either way, that still doesn't explain why he isn't evil anymore in the martial arts episode.

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! There's a flash of light in front of me that I'd recognize anywhere. It's Jordan's time machine! She's stepping out of it and running up to me. "Mom, I'm sorry, but the theme park is gonna have to wait," she says. Aw, raspberries! Hopefully whatever she's about to tell me about isn't anything serious or too urgent. "She refused to explain it to me, but Aunt Adelaide said you gotta go to that restaurant with the really long and hard to pronounce name. She said she'd tell you what you gotta do when you get there," she continues. For those wondering, the restaurant she's talking about is called Zieajctpbpwhojzsbxygvnjciypdgguaoyiowwvfrngmxlytevymqzhbzejgcgqswuhcuruiuullobvpzwysaarkshlitkmqnuotlktjdnahtckosgzmqhcnsfjetjrb yukwckzidizpvoelebefxlrtverfnnamqfwxfwbbxvdmqfsjpdvkafsomqlddahprxyxpirgcndhmqxk. I don't see how that's hard to pronounce, but I won't judge anyone who does.

"Very well. I'll go see what your aunt needs and finish up as quickly as I can and then we can proceed with going to the theme park as planned," I enthusiastically say.

"While you're doin' that, I've got something else to attend to in 2003," Jordan says to me before putting on a pair of star-shaped sunglasses. I see she's seen Terminator 3. "Let me know when you're done," she says while walking backwards into her time machine.

"I will," I say while waving. Jordan's time machine shuts after she gets in and then it zaps away.

I've arrived at Zieajctpbpwhojzsbxygvnjciypdgguaoyiowwvfrngmxlytevymqzhbzejgcgqswuhcuruiuullobvpzwysaarkshlitkmqnuotlktjdnahtckosgzmqhcnsfjetjrb yukwckzidizpvoelebefxlrtverfnnamqfwxfwbbxvdmqfsjpdvkafsomqlddahprxyxpirgcndhmqxk. Robbie didn't want to come with me, so I let him head home so he can hang out with his friend Vito for a while until I'm ready to go back to the theme park.

Through the window, I see Adelaide sitting at a table with a Ronnie Anne. I know it's not The Purple Heart Pain because she's got different clothes on. This must be a Ronnie Anne from some other universe. She's wearing a multi-colored tank top instead of a hoodie and she's also got a skate helmet strapped on. I'd think it's weird to wear one when she isn't skating, but I actually know two other people who do that.

Adelaide must be excited to see me because she just ran out of the restaurant and gave me a hug. I of course give her a hug back. "There's my favorite older sister who has brown hair!" she exclaims. I don't get why she pointed out my hair color. I'm the only older sister she has.

"It's great to see you too, Ada," I say even though it's obvious.

"So, you ready to sing?" asks Adelaide.

"Is that what I'm here for? Jordan didn't mention that," I ask and say.

"She didn't? Hhm, that's weird. I wonder why future me didn't tell her that's what's going on. Anyway, yes. I need you to sing something with Ronnie Anne as a Mother's Day gift for Mommy and Ms. Santiago," Ada explains.

"Sounds awesome. Great idea, sis," I comment while playfully rubbing the top of Ada's head. "So, what universe is that Ronnie Anne from?" I ask while pointing at our guest.

"Oh, that's our Ronnie Anne. She's just gotten a new outfit since the last time you saw her," clarifies Adelaide.

Oh, great. Now I'm angry! But, on the plus side, I don't have to change her name because one of the colors on her tank top is purple. "Say, what gives?! I'm not singing with that maniac!" I shout and instantly regret it because Adelaide doesn't deserve to have to listen to it, especially since she's not the one I'm mad at.

The Purple Heart Pain must've heard me because she just stepped outside. She then says "Me neither! This was a setup!"

Adelaide pulls The Purple Heart Pain closer and then puts a hand on each of our backs while saying "I thought you two were my best friends."

"I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND!" I shout slightly before The Purple Heart Pain says it too. I don't even get why Adelaide brought that up. What's her point? It's almost as if she said it just because Squidward said it. You shouldn't make a reference just for the sake of making a reference. It needs to make sense!

I just peeked inside again and I see my mom sitting at a table with The Purple Heart Pain's mom. I can tell they're not happy. This gives me an idea. "Let's not make this about us. Let's make it about our mothers, like it should be," I suggest.

"I completely agree. Let's put our petty hatred for one another aside for a few minutes and give the people who carried us around in their bellies for nine months the heartfelt gift we had planned," says The Purple Heart Pain. At least she's got a little bit of kindness in her. Would've been nice if she had given more of it to ME, but at least someone's getting it.

As a side note, I'd like to mention that I'm not too thrilled about her assuming how many months my mom was pregnant with me for. I won't say anything about it though. It's a silly thing to be offended by and I still don't want to start any drama. Not starting any drama is gonna be very difficult, by the way.

"Great idea, guys!" yells Adelaide while taking an electric guitar out of its case. I was gonna ask her who's gonna play it but the case has her soccer nickname on it.

"Do you know how to play guitar?" I ask.

"You bet your fangs, I do!" Adelaide excitedly answers. "I learned how to just for this," she adds. I think that's really awesome. She's now both an athlete and a musician. My little sister is both an athlete and a musician!

Better let her know. "That's really cool, sis," I say, making her smile at me.

"You would've already known about it if you paid any attention to her like I do," says The Purple Heart Pain out of nowhere. What's she talking about? Is she insulting me for moving away? I sure hope not! Shaming me for that when the only reason I moved away was because SHE was making me miserable would be a new low even for her. But once again, I'm not gonna say anything about it. I just wanna get this over with so I can go spend Mother's Day with my kids.

Unfortunately, Adelaide doesn't share the sentiment of wanting to keep this peaceful. "I'd like you guys to know this isn't just for Mother's Day. I'm also doing it to see if it makes you guys finally be friends," she says. She either doesn't realize how important it is that we don't talk about that stuff right now or she's just not thinking through the consequences of what's on her mind before she says it out loud. I'm sure her intentions are good, whatever they may be.

"That is never going to happen. Sid and I are more likely to befriend a piece of grass and a turd than each other," says The Purple Heart Pain. I agree with her.

"Not here, you're not," Adelaide says, which catches my intrigue. "Ronnie Anne, I'm sorry to tell you something you already know, but I need to get Sid up to speed," she continues. I really wish she wouldn't call her Ronnie Anne. The Purple Heart Pain is no Ronnie Anne. Ronnie Annes are and always have been kind people who have positive relationships with their Sids and show them respect.

Now let's see what Ada has to say about Zieajctpbpwhojzsbxygvnjciypdgguaoyiowwvfrngmxlytevymqzhbzejgcgqswuhcuruiuullobvpzwysaarkshlitkmqnuotlktjdnahtckosgzmqhcnsfjetjrb yukwckzidizpvoelebefxlrtverfnnamqfwxfwbbxvdmqfsjpdvkafsomqlddahprxyxpirgcndhmqxk. What does it have that could possibly end a lifelong vendetta? "WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER A COUPLE OF YEARS, YOU MORON!" shouts The Purple Heart Pain so loudly that it feels like it's blowing my face off.

"Hey! Don't you dare break the fourth wall in one of my vlogs! You leave that poor fourth wall alone," I retort. Now that I think about it, I probably shouldn't let her be in my vlogs anyway. To be fair, this isn't the first time the fourth wall's been broken. That breaking of it, however, was way too massive. She'd better hope the warranty hasn't expired yet, or I am so gonna make her regret what she's done.

Out of nowhere, Adelaide shouts "Stop it! Stop it, you two!" What's this about? I don't see why this would bother her. "Now, like I was trying to say, this is the same restaurant where Ronnie Anne found out she has a half sister. Maybe that will bring us some good luck," she points out. Even though I don't agree with that thought process of hers and The Purple Heart Pain's friendship isn't something I want anymore, I really appreciate what she's trying to do here.

However, I would still rather be with my kids, so I'm gonna bounce. "Maybe some other day," I say while patting Ada on the head.

"No! We are doing this right now!" she screams before I even have time to turn around. "The sooner I can get my sisters to stop fighting, the better," she says, which makes zero sense. I've never once fought with Victoria. Even if I did, that has absolutely nothing to do with any of this.

I just noticed something under The Purple Heart Pain's eye that looks like a teardrop. That can't be it though. This isn't something she would cry about. Maybe it's starting to rain? "You think of me as a sister?!" she says, sounding happy about it, to the person who's only older sister is ME! The Purple Heart Pain is a human, so she can't be Ada's sister anyway.

"I sure do! You gave me companionship just because you wanted to at a time when no one else would and I really needed it. That's much more important than whether or not our parents happen to be the same people. And no, it doesn't matter that you're a human. The fact I ever thought it did is pretty silly," says Adelaide. I am so lost right now.

There were some technical difficulties with Adelaide's amp and the karaoke screen we're gonna use, but we got it all worked out and we're gonna sing now. Adelaide said she changed one word in the title of the song to something that rhymes with it and then Google Translated the song. Google Translate is a fuel source here in the Y Universe, so her plan was obviously to fuel a friendship between me and The Purple Heart Pain. I complimented her for being smart and then she said that that was DEFINITELY the reason she Google Translated the song.

Now let's see what song it is. She wouldn't tell us because she wanted it to be a surprise. "Alright, guys. Uhhh, let's do some blues riff in B. Watch me for the changes and try to keep up. Okay?" Adelaide says right before she begins to play the song. I know what song it is now and her guitar playing is really great. I'll have to remember to tell her that later. However, I won't bring up the fact that she assumed we know the terminology she couldn't have possibly known before she learned how to play the guitar.

Mostly in Louisiana, near New Orleans
Back to the evergreen forest
There is a wooden house made of wood and planks.
Where does Ronnie B. Goode live in the village?
Who has not learned to read or write so well?
But he can play guitar like a bell

go Go
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie B. Goode

One time he put a guitar in his pocket
Sitting under a tree on a railroad track
Oh experts see him sitting in the shade
Do not be surprised if the driver does not move
Passersby stop and say
Oh my, but the boy can play

go Go
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie is gone
Ronnie B. Goode

His mother told him: "One day you will be a father
You will be the leader of an ancient gang.
Most people come from far away
I hear you play music after sunset
Maybe one day your name will shine
Say "Ronnie B. Goode Tonight"

go Go
Ronnie go
Go on, ronnie
Oh Ronnie come on
Oh Ronnie come on
Ronnie B. Goode

Our moms are clapping, so they must've liked the perfor... "DID IT WORK?!" Adelaide screams in our faces.

The Purple Heart Pain and I look at each other and then back at Ada. "No," we answer at the same time.

"GOSH DARN IT!" yells Adelaide in a whiny tone. "That's okay though. Me and Carl have got a Plan B," she says just before sprinting for the men's bathroom. I'm surprised Carl's here too. He should be in Great Lakes City with his mother. Oh, wait. Scratch that. He just needs to be with her, regardless of what city it is. "He's in there vomiting, and NOT practicing a Plankton impression for Plan C," Adelaide tells us for some reason. She then chuckles in an obviously fake manner.

It's not long until Carl's out of the bathroom and Adelaide gets her guitar ready for the next song. "Me and Adelaide are gonna sing another song. She put Sid's name into it before it got Google Translated," he explains. "Being a nephew is close enough for giving you a Mother's Day present, right?" he asks while looking at his aunt.

"Sure," she answers. I wholeheartedly disagree with her.

"You don't dare look back
Just look at me "
I said, "You're shaking."
He said, "Sit down and dance with me."
This woman is my destiny
He said, "Oh no
You sit and dance with me "

We were the ones who were harmed that night
Chemistry and anthropology
The lights didn't help the bass and the coolness
Oh, let's meet
Absolutely necessary

He took my hand
I don't know how that works
We talked and he said

Backless dress and a hood
Juliet at my disco, a young dreamer
When he looked at me, I saw
I know we will be together
Absolutely necessary

I gotta say. I love how that translation fits Ada's goal perfectly. Hey! I just said the word 'goal' while talking about a soccer player. Nice.

He took my hand
I don't know how that works
We talked and he said

Come on, daughter!

Deep in his eyes
I think I'll see that in the future
I know this is my last time
He took my hand
I don't know how that works
We talked and he said

"You don't dare look back
Just look at me "
I said, "You're shaking."
He said, "Sit down and dance with me."
This woman is my destiny
He said, "Oh no
Sit down and dance "

"Don't you dare look back
Just look at me "
I said, "You're shaking."
He said, "Sit down and dance with me."
This woman is my destiny
He said, "Oh no
You sit and dance with me "

"Oh my God
You sit and dance with me "
"Oh my God
You sit and dance with me "

"Why does that song sound so familiar?" The Purple Heart Pain asks as soon as it's over. It's because Breanna Yde sang it on School of Rock. I have absolutely nothing against Breanna Yde, but I will always prefer Izabella Alvarez. I'll give you one guess why.

Anyway, I like Shut Up and Dance a lot more than Johnny B. Goode. I personally feel that... "HOW 'BOUT NOW?! DO YOU LIKE EACH OTHER NOW?!" Adelaide screams at us in the loudest volume I've ever heard her voice. I hope that didn't hurt her throat. Once again, I look at The Purple Heart Pain while she looks back at me. This time, we don't even answer verbally. We just shake our heads to show we still aren't friends. "No, no, NO! Okay, it's Plan C time," she says, prompting Carl to run off in the direction she's pointing.

"So what song's Plan C?" asks The Purple Heart Pain.

"Yeah, and who's singing it?" I add.

"Nobody's gonna sing anything. Plankton is gonna capture me," explains Adelaide? What? How is...? Oh, now I get it. Carl just came back wearing a Plankton costume and grabbed Adelaide's hand. Very gently, by the way. "Oh-no! A villain's got a hold of me! If only two people who both care about me very much were to work together to rescue me and then hug each other when they're done because the adventure they went on together started a friendship between them," she says. I don't wanna be judgemental, but she's really grasping at straws now. There's no way this fake Plankton, or Faketon, if you will, idea could possibly work. It's just so obviously not real for so many reasons. You'd have to be really stupid to not be able to tell what's going on.

I appreciate her commitment though. She wants the same thing that happened to her and Carl to happen to me and The Purple Heart Pain and that's a really nice thing for her to try to make happen. Here's the thing though. She was able to work things out with Carl because she was only mad at him for one night and liked him. Carl's cousin, whose name I have said more than enough times already, hated me from the moment she first saw me. That can't just go away in an instant like Ada seems to think it can.

"WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?!" The Purple Heart Pain yells at me while holding Adelaide's other hand and trying to yank her away from Carl. She's not seriously falling for this, is she? Maybe she's in on it? Has the fact most of the movies she's made have bad acting and low budget special effects made her lose her ability to tell what is and isn't real? Yeah, I'll bet it's that. "CHANG!" she screams. "Get your ass over here and help me save our sister!"

Oh, I'll save her alright! I march over to them and slap The Purple Heart Pain right in the face, which is something I should've did over two years ago! This makes her lose her grip on MY sister's hand and fall to the floor. "Adelaide is NOT your sister and if you try to take her away from me ONE MORE TIME, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!" I scream before storming out of the restaurant. And now that bad words have been said, the rating has to go up to T. Thanks a lot, you horrible person! On top of that, I forgot to say bye to my mom. This is the worst Mother's Day ever!

Adelaide's not the only one who wants Sid and Ronnie Anne to be friends. I do too. Giving them a different dynamic than they do on the show was a fun experiment, but I've done more than enough with it. I want to see them get a happy ending where they bury the hatchet and become buddies. The only problem is I can't for the life of me think of a plot that could make that believably happen. Their relationship is just way too set in stone at this point. Oh well.

Speaking of which, I currently have a poll about this on my profile page. If you want to, you can vote in it. I'd really appreciate that.

I also have a DeviantArt account I'm starting to use pretty frequently. If you'd like to check it out, my username on that website is ThePkmnYPerson.

One more thing. I considered ending this episode with Jordan revealing that Sid isn't really her mom. I think it would make for a great twist, but also that it would be too sad. What do you think? Would you be interested in seeing an episode about that concept or should I keep them biologically related?