Dear Diary,
I asked (or maybe, well, forced) ol' Kammy to come with me to the mall earlier today to buy some bows! She said she'll pay for it as long as I don't reach a million gold coins worth of bows, but honestly I don't really care how much I spend.
One time, I used Daddykins' credit card to buy some pretty pink dresses and he still doesn't know up to this day! I'm not sure if I should tell that though, I'm going to lose my status as Daddy's favorite… (then again… Bowser Jr. has always been his favorite instead of me… grr…)
...Where was I…?
...Oh yeah, the mall!
Well, I'm not at the mall right now, but I was writing about my trip at the mall though, so here's that!
Anyways, while Kammy and I were paying at the cash register for my things (and for her weird and old-lady smelling perfume), I saw this reaaaaaaaally cute guy… or koopa... by the other cash register and oh my goomba, I cannot just help but swoon over him! He's got the muscles, the looks, the hair… ooooooooh… I was staring at him for a moment until he saw me! I could have looked away, but oh my goomba, he actually winked at me! I thought I was going to explode!
But stupid old Kammy finished paying so we had to go. He waved at me, but I was too awestruck to wave back! Was that bad, though? I felt like I could at least just say bye!
Oh well… I guess I'm done with my entry for now… I might write to you again later! In the meanwhile, I'm gonna try out these pretty bows that I bought! (Or… Kammy bought, technically)
With love,
Wendy O. Koopa