Hey, here is King Spike Rules here and this is the next chapter to Total Drama: Lewdonculous Race. The contestants head a new country with them trying to get to the finish line first. Also, i will do better in making confessionals more clear with them.
Episode 3: Milk Maidens.
Don smiled stood on top of the Stature of Liberty with the Don Box next to him and he was looking pleased with himself.
"Welcome back to the Lewdonculoues Race, last time our teams fought to get to the first chill zone which was won by the New Yorkers, who will be getting the first clue of the day." Drew and Viola ran up to the Don box smiling and gettign their clue.
"Me and Drew have a great start to the race, and we're not stopping now." Viola said smiling sitting next to Drew.
"Yeah, we're going to take those other teams out." Drew said smiling looking at the camera.
"Head on over to where a great conquer once held a large kingdom." Viola looked at the clue and thought for a moment, "Mongolia." She yelled out loud smiling.
"That's right, Mongolia, a country where over half it's population live in one city." Don said walking in a desert, "Our contestants well get on one of two planes flying there with a half hour in between. Once here, the contestants have to go on ATVs to a village on the map to get their next clue."
"Come on." Viola said running with Drew as Team Everest got their clue and headed out leaving the Japanese Heartthrobs to wait for their partner team, The Amish.
"Me and Toshi talked, and we want to see how far our fun can go with them." Yumi said with them both grinning at the thought.
The two teams headed off with the rest following towards the airport, each fighting for a chance to get on the first flight before the first nine teams in line for the first flight were the New Yorker, Team Everest, The Japanese Heartthrobs, Amish, Brother Metalsit, Jock, Cheerleaders, Lesbian, and Zin and Win got the first flight off to Mongolia with the other teams playing catch up. On the flight, Riley was looking outside excited at seeing them take off.
"Hey Robin, are you excited to be heading out?" she asked her partner, who rolled her eyes and put on a sleep mask.
"Yeah, it's a real hoot." she said laying back in her chair and started to nod off. A few rows down, Jess and Cora were sitting as Cora was in the middle of watching a movie laughing to it as her belly moves. Jess watched her and examined her body closely with a hint of blush appearing on her face. Cora turned to see Jess fake sleeping, allowing Cora to get a better look at her fit body, making herself blush from the way she looked at her.
"No, I don't like her that way." Cora said to the camera away from Jess and crossed her arms annoyed.
A few more rows away was Team Everest, Josh already a sleep as Marie was looking at him, a bright on her face looking at her brother and laying her head on his chest releasing a loud sigh. In front of her Leon and Lance was relaxing with music.
"Man, I can't wait till we land." Leon said listening to the music in his headphones while Lance slowly nodded his head.
"Yeah, let's just hope not to be in last place." Lance added with the brother having their fun, across from them was Brook Valerie, holding each other and kissing as they smiled looking at each other as they snuggled close to each other. A cross from them was Devin playing his guitar while Asher was resting soundly with a smile as they relaxed soundly. A few more rows Lightning was eating a lot of food to get more energy as Leslie was looking at a book as they were just wasting time.
"As some of our contestants are in the middle of the air, other wait for their chance to get back in the race." Don said smiling as Lindsey was in the middle of painting her nails as Bridgette was reading a suffer magazine. On another side of the area The Geek Squad was working on making strategies with Bonnibel eating herself a bag of chips while Lukas was looking over what they could be trying in the challenge while Xander of the Gym Buddies looked at her from afar as Jackson was looking through a book.
"Man, she's a cutie." Xander said looking at her and hearing her talk about what things they could do in some kind of DnD thing they were doing. Jackson pulled himself from the book and looked at her confused as he turned to his teamamte.
"Isn't she a little on the small side?" he called out loud enough for them to hear and Bonnlbel shot them both a dirty look, getting up with Lukas following her as Xander glared at Jackson who was not sure what he said that upset her so much.
"I hate it when muscle bond assholes talk about my height, it's like they never use their brains, which is a muscle." she said crossing her arm as Lukas nodded his head, his own arms crossed.
"Yeah, that was pretty jerkish." he added looking at the camera.
"Okay, I like girls on the shorter side and she is perfect, but." Xander started looking over at his teammate back reading before he turned back to the camera, "But the real reason is my darkest secret and I can't think of telling anyone that." The camera nodded before cutting to Team Jersey who we re fuming annoyed looking around.
"Man, that little brat made us nearly have to go home bro." J-Man said annoyed looking at the other teams.
"But we made it and we will be taking them out once we can." D-King said looking annoyed himself. In a VIP room Dakota and Dresden were relaxing waiting for their plane as the Skater Girls were having fun skating each other witht he winner getting a special prize from the loser of the race. The Oppisotes were sitting next to each other with Hayley looking away from the camera as Fast and Fury worked on plans on what to do once they get to Mongolia, and the Pro Players relaxing on playing on their hand helds.
A while later, the first plane lands and the teams ran out of the tunnel towards the parkinglot to get on their ATV's with Team Everest gettign to their first, and Josh sped off with Marie riding behind him as the Lesbians and New Yorkers both took second and third respectfully. The others followed suit and they headed on towards the desert except for the Japanese Heartthrobs and Amish.
"I'll show you how to work it." Yumi said taking Eli's hands and putting them on the hander bars with her ample bust pressing agaisnt his back, making Eli blush even more whiel Ange looked at them with blush on her face too..
On the second plane, Xander looked ahead of him were Bonnibel was reading one of her mange volume packs and a long sigh escaped his face.
"I wish I could talk to her." he said looking down when Jackson patted his back and he yelped, getting Bonnibel's attention, who looked at him and let out a long sigh turning back to her book.
"I don't like those health food excorsize people."Bonnibel said sitting next to Lukas and he shook his head.
"No, and those two seem to be pretty jerkish if you ask me." he added.
A few seats ahead of them was the Fashion Stars enjoying some drinks as she looked around to see the Pro Players near them playing their games on handhelds, making her let out a long sigh of sadness.
"What's the matter?" Dresden asked moving his sunglasses to look at her.
"I miss my Sammy, I wish he could have made it." she said hanging her head donw.
"Oh, don't worry. i'm sure he'll be waiting for you were ever we finish this race." he said patting her back and making her smile as Fast and Fury were a seat in front of them resting.
Back in the desert, Marie held Josh tightly and snuggled close to him while she had a dreamy look on her face.
"Hey, don't fall asleep on me." Josh yelled out, "The Don Box is ahead of us." Marie looked in front of her and smiled, seeign they were going to come in first this time. Josh pulled up tot he Don Box and pressed the button as Marie read it.
"An All In. Get ready for milking in a special way." she read out loud confused until she saw the rest and she gasped, "Milking Mare?"
"That's right." Don began too explain looking around surrounded by mares, "Mongolians make a spical liquir from mare milk, so our teams have to pour the milk in a bucket and then bring it to the next leg a few miles across the desert."
"We need to milk mares, that is so weird." Marie said annoyed looking aroudn when the Lesbians, New Yorkers, and Brothers Matelist all ran past them to start the challenge.
"We need to hurry or we will fall behind." Josh said and Marie nodded, following her brother as they all started to get their mare.
The other teams made it to the airport and they all got on the ATV's, which the Fast and Fury quickly took the lead with Ayrton driving on. The Beautiful Blonds close behind and Team Jersey filing in behind with the others falling behind. Xander was driving his team ATV and his eyes fell on Bonnibel, who was riding behind Lukas racign forward.
"H-hey." Xander called out to her but she could not hear him over the engine, and so he called out again. but it failed this time again.
"I'll help you." Jackson said taking out the large book he had been reading all day and tossed it, hitting Lukas in the head and made them crash hard. Xander was dumbstruck stopping the ATV and glaring at Jackson who said, "Whoops."
"You jers knocked Lukas out!" Bonnibel yelled looking at her team mate when the Skater Girls pulled up.
"Hey, need some help?" Cana asked with Sabirna holding her with her hands over her chest.
"Thanks." Bonnibel said having a rope to tie Lukas to the ATV, Bonnibel drove on with the Skater Girl's looking at the Gym Buddies.
"That was low." Cana said looking at them shaking her head.
"Assholes." Sabrina said with them zooming off, leaving Xander to let out a heave sigh and then headed after them with Jackson looking back at his book vanishing in the distance
At the challenge, Team Everest, New Yorkers, and Brother Metalist were struggings as the rest of the first plane group pulled in. Asher walked right up to one of the mares and tried to milk it hard, only to get a kick to the head for his touble. Meanwhile the Japanese Heartthrobs looked at their mare worried.
"So, any idea how we shoudl do this?" Toshi asked looking at the mares teats.
"No clue." Yumi said when Agne walked up to them.
"I can help you with that." she said walking over to the mare and gently began to milk it with Eli already holding a bucket of milk in his hands.
"Milking a mare is like milking a stubborn cow." he said as Ange soon returned with their bucket and handed to the Japanese Heartthrobs, who smiled.
"This team up will work great." Toshi said taking the bucket and both teams headed to their ATV's where they headed to their next location as the Fast and Fury pulled up.
"Oh, man. The other plane has caught up." Drew said looking at the two races and saw three more teams pulling up to them with Viola hitting him in the arm.
"Focus, their's only one team gone." she said when Lindsey and Brigette have their bucket already in hand, taking off with Team Everest following close behind.
"The hell they do that?" Drew asked confsued with Viola also being confused.
"What can I say, i know to get milk out of some teats." Bridgette said blush clear on her face.
Seeing that along with more teams coming to the spot, Drew returned to him milking and helping Viola just as Zin and Win began to head out with their own milk bucket while Leon looked around.
"We should hurry before we get left to far behind." he said looking back to Lance who was focused on milking along with headphones on. Seeing that his twin couldn't hear him, Leon lifted it to tell him only to hear some of the music he was listening too. Leon closed his eyes and a wide grin appeared on his face when he reopened them, looking around and walking over to the mare for a team yet to show up. He smacked it on the ass and sent the thing running off into the desert, just in sight of Lance to see it run off.
"Leon?" Lance said turning towards his brother moving around looking for things to do, "Crap." Lance said getting up and heading over to as New Yorkers got their bucket, heading out with Geek Squad arrived with the Staker Girls and Guy Buddies followed right behind.
The Japanese Heartthrobs and Amish were heading on with Toshi leading the way as Eli worked hard to keep up with them while theirrespected partners held tightly on the bucket when they saw the Don Box near a pair of bleachers. Stopping their ATVs, they headed to the box with Toshi getting the note.
"It's a Botch or Watch," Toshi read it and looked at the Amish confused expresion as he said, "It means one of you needs to try it while the other watches." They relaxed smiling as he read the challenge.
"Players need to try and stay in the ring against a traditional Mongolian wrestler for a full thirty seconds to get their next clue to the chill spot." Don explained sitting in the bleachers with a man flather straps on his arms, belt, and long pants with special boots of his feet.
"Crap, my not really a fighter." Toshi said with his abs in clear view to everyone, making Ange blush seeing them, "Their more for show then work."
"I got it, but let's have them go first." Yumi said with Eli gulping hard and walked over to the circle ring were the wrestler was waiting as the three headed to the bleachers when Team Everest arrived with the Beautiful Blonds behind them as they got their clues. Eli walked up and looked at the wrestler and took a deep breath before he began to wrestle, who tried to force him down. but Eli fought back and held her tightly in his hand before struggling to keep him from pushing him back towards the ring when the timer turned off and the wrestler handed him his clue.
"The hell was that?" Marie yelled otu in shock as she had watched the whole thing with the others.
"Working on the farm helps when a buggie is about to fall over." Eli explained smiling looking at the camera with Ange smiling.
Eli and Agne looked at their clue while Yumi walked up with a smile on her face as she got in the ring with the wrestler, looking at him when then bell rang out. He tried to grab her, but Yumi moved away and pulled back with a smirk on her face, slipping from each of his grab chances before see she didn't have much time left before leaving with no time as the time ran out.
"See, told you so." yumi said taking holding of her clue and read it, finiding a village three miles away was were the Chill Zone was. Hearing that, both teams get on their ATVs and zoomed off with the New Yorker's getting there when they were leaving the area.
"We need to hurry." Viola said as they got their clue just in time to see Josh get slammed tot eh ring with a loud thud, and meaning his turn was up for the time being.
Back at the first challenge, Team Jersey were shocked to see there was one mare less then before and they were forced to wait for another team to finish. Dakota worked hard to get the milking down and she soon found th ebucket full, allowing her and Dresden to head out while the Fast and Fury followed them. Xander saw that Geek Squd were getting closer to finishing and he took a deep breath walking over to them when Cana stopped them.
"Hey, leave her alone and stop your teasing." she said looking at him annoyed and he was shocked.
"I'm teasing her, I just want..." Xander was cut off by Jackson walking up with a bucket of milk
"Hey man, I just finished the milking and we can head out.." a small rock tripped him and he spilled the whole ammount all over Bonnibel, who looked shocked and horrified as bother Skater Girl's glared at them. Making Xander hang his head and walking on back to start the challenge with the Lesbians, Cheerleaders, and Volletballers all finish their milks heading out together while other teams stuggled with Team Jersey just getting to a mare to start their milking.
Back at the second challenge, Lindsey fell hard to her ass and she groaned with her turn ending as she headed on the the line with Drew walking out stretchign out his arms.
"Think smart Drew, you just have to stay in the ring for thirty seconds." Viola yelled out from her spot and he looked at her smiling with a thumbs up before the timer started. Caught off guard, he was thrown to the ground hard and he groaned with his tuen ending. It was then that Josh walked back in to try again with the Fashion Star's gettign there.
"Oh, do we have to wrestle that guy?" Dakota asked with Dresden looking at the clue.
"Yup." he replied and she smiled, taking the spot in line while he took his spot in the bleachers. After the three teams each failed again Dakota walked in and the timer started, only for her to slam him to the ground with him looking at her in shock as how she did that so easily. She smiled with the timer ending and they headed out to get to the Chill Zone.
The Japanese Heatthrobs drove on with the Amish next to them with the village in sight, and they could see Don waiting. They both pulled up andYumi took hold of Toshi's arm.
"Yeah, you two should get this spot." he said smiling stepping to the side with the Amish walking on to get across the line first.
"The Amish are shockingly in first place, Japanese Heartthrobs second." Don waid with them both smile as they waited for the next team to show up while Yumi looked at the excited expression on the Amish faces.
"We should really start out fun soon." she said and Toshi nodded, looking at the other team and grins growing wider then before.
Back at the first challenge, Brother Metalist, The Oppisite, Skater Girls, Pro Players, and Geek Squad all finished their milking heading out to the next challenge as the Fast and Fury struggled with while Asher worked on milkind his mare teats meanwhile Devin worked on his guitar.
"Nearly there." Asher said with Devin smiling and continuing his blaying with his guitar while the Jock's worked to get it with Lightning smiling as he lifted up the bucket of milk their finished.
"Yeah, Lightning is the best." he said holding it and sloshing it around before Leslie took hold of the bucket.
"Dude, we don't want to get sent home because you didn't act right." leslie said holding their bucket and let Lightning head on out driving the ATV's as remaining teams continued to struggle.
The second challenge continued to make some teams struggled with Josh only finally able to make it to the time and Team Everest went on to the chill zone when Brothers Matelist pulled in with a long sigh by Leon while Lance looked at the note, deciding that he would take on the challenge when the Geek Sqad, Skater Girls, Jocks, and Pro Players all pulled up to give the tries for the challenge.
At the chill zone, the Fashion Stars pulled in and ran to the carpet with Don standing there smiling at them.
"Fashion Stars, your third." he said and they celebrated when Team Everest pulled up with a skid as they ran to the finish line, "Team Everest, your forth."
"What?" Marie yelled out loud shocked and kicked him in the shin, making him yell out as she stormed off while Josh followed his sister.
Back the second challenge, it was Cora's turn as she walked up after failing a few ties with the challenge and then a thought popped in her head as she walked up to him.
"You can do it Cora!" Jess yelled out to hope and get her the courage to push on, which Cora blushed at when she heard her teammate say that, but she shook it off as she looked at him and heard the bell ring out. He moved forward adns he simply turned around, squeezed tightly, and let loose a large fart. It hit him square in the face and he was knocked out instantly. This shocked every one with Blush covering Jess' face while Coora just smile and walked on to get the clue with Jess quickly joining her.
"What can I saw, my broken wind move over powered him." Cora said looking at Jess and they walked on towards the ATV with Riley taking her turn, but the wrestler was still knocked out when the timer started. She looked around confused before it soon ended and the Cheerleaders headed on to the chill zone with the Lesbians, Beautiful Blondes, Brothers Metalist, Skater Girls, and Fast and Fury each got their clues until a replacement wrestle came to make the challenge continue.
Back at the first challenge, The Gtm Buddies finally get their bucket filled and headed towards their ATV when they saw Team Jersey had just finished collecting their own milk. Both teams looked at each other with a smile forming on Team Jersey as they began to race off with the Gym Buddies following close behind them
At the Chill Zone, Don continue to watch as other teams raved towards them.
"Volleyballers, your fifth. Beautiful Blondes sixth." Don said watching the teams rush by followed by the Borther Metalist and Skaters Girls.
"Brother Metalist seventh, and Skater Girls eighth." Don said watchign both team celebrate getting past this part when Leon held his head down.
"Sorry bro, we could have got here sooner if it wasn't for him taking over." he said with Lance patting him on the back.
"We're still here, don't sweat it." he said with a calm tone as they both smiled at each other, but neither of them noticed Marie was watching them with a smile on her face.
"I wonder what they were talking about." Marie said smirking with a wide grin on her face while Josh looked at her wondering what she was thinking.
The lesbian came up smiling as the hopped off their ATV and walked tot eh carpet.
"Lesbians, your ninth." he said smiling looking at them and they smiled, kissed as they headed off to relax with the other teams.
The second challeng continued with the Pro Players strugging as Bonnibel of the Geek Squad was waiting for her turn when Lightning jumped up in front of her smiling looking at the wreslter.
"I'm going to take that guy down." he said looking at the guy.
"Hey, I was my turn." Bonnibel yelled out pulling on his jersey and he turned aroudn looking for someone.
"What? Who said that?" he said before suddenly getting a kick in the shin and he yelled out looking down to see Bonnibel glaring at him with anger in her eyes.
"I am sick of you jerks talking about me being so short." she said pushed past him and getting in the ring just as the Gym Buddies and Team Jersey pull up. Xander watched with wodner as she was able to move out of the way with a smile on his face.
"I'm glad she's not hurt." Xander told the camera while Lightning worked easily to take down the wrestler as Ian did the same with help of him having less energy then the original. J-Man took his chance and rushed at him and took the wrestler down without letting him catch his breath before getting their clue.
At the Chill Zone, Don welcomed more teams smiling at them as the crossed.
"New Yorkers, your tenth and here comes our eleventh team." Don said smiled watching Drew and Viola walking up tired fromt he race with Fast and Fury coming in up behind them with a sigh escaping Viola's mouth.
"It is a little frustating going form first to tenth." she said crossing her arms.
"But at least we're not last, which means we still have this." Drew said excited and she smiled looking at him
As they both stood there, Zen and Win came up behind them.
"Zen and Win, your twelve." Don said pointing to them.
"Cool." Devin said nodding walking on as the Oppisites drove up on the scene.
"Hey, your the thirteenth team." Don said looking at them and the nodded as they headed on to relax as the rest of the teams continued with their challenge.
At the second challenge, Lightning once again out wrestled the wrestler and pinned him with the Pro Gamers and Gym Buddies at their alone while Xander sighed.
"I need to keep this going, no matter what." he said looking at the wrestler before he wuickly out wrestled him along with making him tired enough for the Pro Players could make it pst him with all teams heading to the Chill Zone.
The Cheerleaders pushed their ATV towards the Chill Zone out of breath and tired.
"What happened, you get lost or something?" Don asked looking at them and seeing how they acted to his joke, he realized that is what happened, "Never mind, fourteenteen and their's fifthteenth." The two turned aroudn to see the Geek Squad ride up with Team Jersey close behind them.
"Geek Squad fourteenth place, Team Jersey sixteenth." Don said as they cheered and highfived while the Jocks rushed by.
"Jocks, your Seventeenth." Don said looking at them.
"A man, we losers." Lightning said looking down sighing.
"But we're still in the race." Leslie said looking at him.
"Yeah, but not in first." Lightnign walked off sulking as Leslie sighed walking after him while Don looked at the camera, "Okay folks, we have only two more teams left and they are both on their way here to see who will come in last and then if they go home. There they are." the camera turned to revealed the last two teams racing towards the Chill Zone as suddenly a large rock was hit by the Gym Buddies, and they tupled over into the sand. Xander looked up to see the Pro Plays pace the capret first.
"Pro Players, your eightteenth place." DOn said looking at Xander and Jackson walking over to the Chill Zone, "Gym Buddies, I'm afraid your last to reach the Chill Zone."
"Yeah, b-but I have to say something." Xander started when Don put his hand up.
"I would be saying that if this wasn't a non elmination round." Don said as Xander and Jackson were shocked, smiling as they celebrated while Don looked back at the camera, "Tune in next time to see what these teams have to go through on the Lewdonculous Race."
TBC.
That is it for this chapter. Sorry for the long wait, i was battling a long bought of depression, but i am feeling better and have several plans set for this fic. So, tell me what you think. Oh, I am also looking for an Beta Reader for this story as my computers spell check isn't really working. PM me if you want to help. And finally, the listings.
1. The Amish.
2. Japanese Heartthrobs.
3. Fashion Stars.
4. Team Everest.
5. The Volleyballers.
6. Beautiful Blondes
7. Brothers Metalist
8. Skater Girls.
9. The Lesbians.
10. The New Yorkers.
11. Fast and Fury.
12. Zen and Win
13. The Oppisites.
14. The Cheerleaders.
15. Geek Squad
16. Team Jersey
17. The Jocks
18. Pro Players.
19. Gym Buddies.
That is the listings for this race. Please leave a review to tell me what you think.