[OMAKE]

[Nick goes fucking insane.]

I woke up from the bed as I stretched my arms and exited the bead, stretched my neck too, wore my suit, walked down the stairs, and exited the Joestar mansion.

The air smelt great, the birds were chirping, and many more. It was beautiful! Course, it didn't last long…

NI-COLAS!

I looked behind myself, there wasn't anyone. But something was seriously different as I was in a goddamn HOTEL now! The hell was I doing in a hotel all of a sudden?!

Wait a minute, even my clothing were different! It was a suspiciously familiar-

…It was fucking NICK's clothing from LEFT 4 DEAD 2! THE HELL WAS I DOING HERE?!

Second after, my left hand had a pistol while my right hand a rifle. I had a first aid kit, pipe bomb, and pain pills. From the chapter I was in, I don't think you usually have this amount of stuff.

The hotel around then completely vanished from my sight as I was suddenly transported into a pitch-black room. Then, a purple spotlight magically appeared in front of me.

Coach.

COLA!

Coach then came straight at me at light speed and almost fucking killed me! I tried to use my [Hamon] or just my gamer stuff in general but it didn't work at all!

I started to fire at Coach with the rifle I was given but it was no effect. Coach twisted his fucking neck and looked at me with his eyes. His eyes weren't normal, it was violently purple.

NICOLAS! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO USE A GUN!

Coach then came straight at me with the same lightspeed as he thrusted his fist right into my stomach. I was officially donut'd.

Coach pulled his arm out of my stomach as I fell to the ground and bled to death.

I woke up again only to see my self in some place that looked scarily like… Hell.

I didn't do nothin wrong, the hell-

I couldn't even finish my thought as I heard someone running behind as I quickly turned around only to see some freakish figure with a black skull as its head with a floating red ring which seemed to be shattered.

He had a machete in his hand and swung it against me as I quickly dodged it, the figure swinged the machete again as I grabbed its hand and took the machete as I tried to stab it into its head, but nonetheless it fucking broke.

Looks like fists and kicks would have to do, the figure had the same thought as it started to throw out a few punches as I took a few blows but managed to parry a few.

As I was trying to fight the figure, the figure suddenly stopped and raised its hand as it started to glow black for some reason. I tried to use this as a chance to punch it but then I was immobilized for some reason.

I tried to move but then I was suddenly dragged into the ground, couple seconds later I was shot out of the ground and accidentally hit the roof.

Christ, that hurt like hell. But no matter, where the hell was I now? I was in a room this time, but some parts of the roof was cracked. I still didn't know where I actually was as I walked to the nearest door only to see more figures come out, but it wasn't like the previous figure.

These guys were wearing these black suits with some of them wearing crimson red glasses while some of them were wearing these one-eyed yellow goggles-

…Wait a minute, Wait a fucking minute. I think I just realized which franchise I was in this time, Madness Combat.

Bullshit.

The one with the crimson red glasses in front of me held a pistol against my head, and then I was dead.

This time, I woke up in a plane. But this time I INSTANTLY knew where I was, Far goddamn Cry 5. I know that Nick Rye had a plane and he was all for it, but why exactly was I in it now-

It took me only a millisecond to render what was going on, I was fighting John Seed with the Deputy right now! I didn't know how to drive a fucking plan-

No wait, now I did.

The situation right now seemed to be just the beginning of the fight in the air as there wasn't particularly any signs of major damage on John's aircraft. The Deputy got a bit closer and shot a few bullets and managed to damage it a bit, but not enough.

It was my turn now as I turned my aircraft a bit to the right, shot some bullets at John's aircraft as I managed to hit one of its wings, nice!

John suddenly made a U-Turn as he shot a ROCKET right at my aircraft as it blew up, I fell.

"sus amogus"

FUCK OFF!

Dead.

...Now I know that I may have pissed off a couple people since they were probably expecting a real chapter, this is just something stupid I wanted to write (and kind of a practice for fighting and such). But an ACTUAL chapter will be next, so don't worry.

Bye bye.